Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

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CT "my partner is a 140 pound chicken wing" *shows adam working out, and it looks like him flopping his wings"
[QUOTE=Cass;258133]The Gauntlet 3 final quotes were full of win from the Vets. [B] "She's crying, he's dying...***!!!"- Kenny [/B] "He's costing us 300,000 ******* dollars!!!" -Ev "I'll ******* drown you if you don't hit that beach, bro!" - CT "We're now extremely anger, and bitter... and poor." - Paula "I had plans with that money." - Adam hahaha I love it.[/QUOTE] I loved that one, haha.
First, just wanted to say Hi everyone, after reading vevmo for years, finally decided to make an account. After Kenny and Wes DQ at the car crush challenge CT says: "These two ****ing meatballs manage to DQ themselves in two seconds" Before starting the jungle that night, Wes says: "Tyrie's a college football player, but I'm a lot stronger than most collegiate football players I know" hahaha oh Wes.
"Hold on tight, like your holding a ****" Brandon- Rivals
Wes: After everything he's done tonight, why would I want to sleep next to this m...m...mongoose [url=http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=10847][img]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/41884e1659d2eebc0.jpg[/img][/url] I can see the resemblance.
Cara- " I got a team full of dummies and I have to sit here and take their stupdity" Paula- "we just handed them $10,000 and nobody sweated or grunted or anything, it was just like, hi we're dumb, here's $10,000, here take it, go bad *****"
CT: "When I get my chance, I'm going to bend you in half bro!" That line had a sexual undertone but the way CT said it and adding the bro at the end made it a little more intimidating.
[QUOTE=Lionqueen11;258909]Cara- " I got a team full of dummies and I have to sit here and take their stupdity" Paula- "we just handed them $10,00 dollars and nobody sweated or grunted or anything, it was just like, hi were dumb, here's $10,000, here take it, go bad *****"[/QUOTE] What episode was the Paula quote from?
Inferno 3
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Leroy "I don't fear no grown man bro" CT: “All these kids are one-dimensional. They’re big and bulky and they’re meatballs,” “I have more gas. I’m a whole gas station.” CONT w/ Wes fight... Who's scared of you now, what? "who's scared of you now?(right in Wes's face)..Wes decides to lay down CT replies, Lay down mother *****er, Lay down.
I dunno why, but Wes' response cracks me up...I guess it was the way he said it. Ct "You wanna take food off my family's table?!" Wes "Yes I would like that!..."
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CT "No your honor, she wanted me to choke her"
I thought it was funny when Wes said he was gonna lie down and CT said "Yeah, lay down mother ****er!"
Chet on Cutthroat: "Oh Mandi, you're so...big!"
"I came down for pancakes, but CT came down for blood" - Paula
"Oh there's a pizza box in the refrigerator, that's foreshadowing". -Naomi, Real World XXV
On the Duel: Derrick and Beth argue, Derrick leaves the room. Beth "Thanks.....go get drunk..." Derrick walks back in "Hey....go eat some ****, you dirty ******* piece of ****"
"Evan you have to work twice as hard because you are twice as fat!"-Paula I lol every time I hear this! Paula really has some good quotes this challenge
"I don't wanna' be in this ******* **** room, don't put me in this *****es ******* room!" - Jasmine :laugh4:
TJ: How many times did each handcar stop to pick up a teammate. (Derrick writes his answer) TJ: Derrick? (Derrick shows his answer: One) TJ: Unfortunately one is not the correct answer, Janelle you're gonna be gettin' zapped. Abe: D'OH!
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The last couple of ones that i've seen lately: on The Real World award bash Stephen (from RW Seattle): AH...Nathan...he looks like Bob Parker in thyat suit man ! (Talking about Bob BARKER of "The price is right") This is "The Price is Right" all over again ! Inferno 2 Brad: Wow ! This bloathed son of a ***** just ripped my underwear out of my pants. Inferno 1 Timmy (After Shane pucked): Man...just a whole mile of baby puke ! David: (When Katie has difficulties to do the bungie jump) You're Going to DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!! (well...i think it was David because it wasn't shown who it was)
Evan on Duel 2 to Mark on the final challenge after he realized Mark would have to wait for Anessa before he could continue. "And Mark I feel terrible for you, you're probably gonna watch the sunset up here." Hilarious.
The Context: The Gauntlet III: Melinda and Tori have been voted into the gauntlet by their team, the rookies. Frank and Jillian have already each been in 3 gauntlets for a a total of 6 gauntlets. Tori and Melinda have been in a grand total of 0 gauntlets. They have been using their alliance with fellow weak team members Johanna and Rachel, in order to avoid any semblance of competition. Melinda and Tori have both been crying, throwing temper tantrums, threatening to throw challenges if they come back, and sabotage their own teams. The Quote: Melinda says something like: "Congratulations! You just voted your 2 strongest female team members into the gauntlet!" The Aftermath: Frank Singlehandedly leads his team through the final, even after Johanna, Tori, and company had been attempting to kick him off the team every episode. In the final Frank completes the puzzles and does most of the physical work himself. At the reunion show, Evan the opposing team leader, and the show villain, even admits that Frank carried his entire rookie team. He points out that Frank dug up their treasure chest, while the rookies who attempted to vote him off every week sat on the beach watching. Evan says mtv edited this footage out of the episode. Then Evan concludes that Frank deserves at least 100,000 for his efforts.
"They have been using their alliance with fellow weak team members Johanna and Rachel, in order to avoid any semblance of competition." -danw34 :lol: Agreed that Frank should have gotten a bigger cut
"Paula and Mike are like that weird couple that met on the internet, not sure what their bio's said, or what they see in each other, but it works." - Evan I lol'ed.
"I'm a physical speciman carved out by Zeus." -Wes Bergmann (Rivals)
"I don't care if I have to beat it out of him, that kid is gonna say he's my friend." - CT
"CT is a maniac. We will not win a final if hes there." - Evan
"CT has Mandi and Laurel hypnotized. They gaze into his eyes and act like little girls, its crazy." Leroy
I still don't like Wes, but he's been so quotable this season. "People say, 'What are you good at?', and I'm like '****. That's what I'm good at. Everything.'"

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