[QUOTE=salt&vinegar;230344]"You're a coward" -Veronica to Derrick. SUCH a true statement...[/QUOTE]
She said that?! I must have missed it, was that on The Ruins?
"If you need therapy, it's for everything else in your life" - Veronica
"Congratulations son, you're a meathead. but you know what, don't ever put your hands on my underwear" - Brad
"The Devil vs...Jesus" - Tina
"If Julie loses this she better just put a bag on her head for the rest of her life because she'll never be able to show her face again"
Lol!! Coral -Inferno 1
"We need more than just a slow time people, we need flags to drop and people to fall of this ladder. Let's make it happen" - CT
"Julie you are a dirty girl and we love it!"- Landon
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcRDxkwAGFU&feature=related]YouTube - RR/RW Inferno: The Final Burn Part 1[/url]
My favorite Coral moment of all time... She had just won the last Life Shield and says "Occasionally sometimes I like to pick up things... and do the dance and do the dance, and do the dance..." while doing a goofy dance. It's at about 1:30 in the clip. Makes me crack up every time!
Also every single thing that Theo V has ever said is hysterical to me!
Hey everyone, new here. Lurked for a long time but just decided to post. I've watched Real World & Road Rules since the get-go, call me old school if you will. I've gathered a bunch of quotes along the way (hard to remember the old seasons). I made it through most of this thread, a lot of my favorites have already been posted, hopefully I did not repeat any others.
"I'd like to introduce everybody to Bacon." - Stephen after battling Piggy, Seattle VS Down Under faceoff
"Can me, you, and Jamie get in a menagerie?" - Melissa to David, New Orleans
"Someone is sleeping up in Danny's bed, so he comes running down the hallway buck naked and he's like "Melissa! Someone is up in my bed!" and then I turn around and someone else is trying to get into my room. Who is it? Blonde-haired Julie, going all, "Can I sleep in here with you? One of David's hos is in my room." So, I have a Mormon on my left, a naked gay man on my right...what am I supposed to do with that!?" - Melissa, New Orleans
"A A A is for when you get your car stuck.." - Isaac to Shauvon, Sydney
"Shauvon, I apologize for calling you a s***. I shouldn't have done that. I was a little angry, because it's a very disrespectful thing to pour water on someone like that, and I was pissed. And I didn't mean that you're a s*** like that. When I get up and start yelling at a girl like that, that's one of the first words that comes out, you know, s***. You're a w****, a c***, t***. There's a bunch of other words you can say to a girl to make her pissed off. I just wanted to apologize because I called you a s***. So you can apologize for pouring water on me whenever you want." - Isaac, Sydney
"Have a nice flight." - Parisa to Trisha, Sydney
"Hello, this is Chet, are you a lady?" - Ryan answering the phone, Brooklyn dailies
"Your **** wears scarves." - Ryan to Chet, Brooklyn dailies
"What is Elian Gonzalez doing now? He's a dolphin trainer isn't he? He's actually JD. He was from Cuba, right? Yeah, JD is Elian Gonzalez. Awesome, we figured him out."
- Chet & Ryan, Brooklyn dailies
"It's easier to get into Devyn than a Seven Eleven" - Ryan, Brooklyn reunion
"She's my whale, and I'm Moby ****. wait was Moby **** the whale? What's that- Captain Ahab and she's my ****." - Andrew, DC
"You're only here because you got punched in the face!" - Svetlana to Beth, The Duel reunion
"I have apparently been hired by MTV as a chaperone." - Timmy, Inferno 3
"Frank and Jillian were just voted on the internet the most boring couple ever. Congratulations!" - Tyler, Gauntlet 3
"I'm Mark from the first Road Rules, I think it was played on the radio or black and white television.." - Mark, Duel 2
"Her v***** looks like opening a grilled cheese sandwich." - Evan on Veronica, The Ruins dailies
Pretty much all of these made me LOL.
[QUOTE=8thRoommate;231567]"Shauvon, I apologize for calling you a s***. I shouldn't have done that. I was a little angry, because it's a very disrespectful thing to pour water on someone like that, and I was pissed. And I didn't mean that you're a s*** like that. When I get up and start yelling at a girl like that, that's one of the first words that comes out, you know, s***. You're a w****, a c***, t***. There's a bunch of other words you can say to a girl to make her pissed off. I just wanted to apologize because I called you a s***. So you can apologize for pouring water on me whenever you want." - Isaac, Sydney[/QUOTE]
That one was hilarious! And Shauvon starts crying again...LOL.
"you're such a little *****. YOU'RE SUCH A *****!" Wes to Johnny.
The best part is when Johhny spills the water from his water bottle and everyone laughs :)
Why did Evan feel the need to insult Veronica every 5 seconds on that season? He said really mean things about her and they didn't show her saying anything back to him. Why does the newer generation of people feel the need to be so mean to the old skoolers? (Coral, Veronica, Tonya, Katie)
[QUOTE=RubenJay05;231677]Why did Evan feel the need to insult Veronica every 5 seconds on that season? He said really mean things about her and they didn't show her saying anything back to him. Why does the newer generation of people feel the need to be so mean to the old skoolers? (Coral, Veronica, Tonya, Katie)[/QUOTE]
Whether or not I like Veronica and Evan or not, I just thought that it was pretty damn funny comment. I believe it was in a description of who he would have sex with. Anyways, I could break down the new generation VS old schoolers, but that's a huge redundant can of worms that's probably been opened already in a more appropriate thread.
Some old classic ones
"I see mike just UHHHH ARGGHHH looks like godzilla going through tokyo" -Abram Inferno 2
"I know CT knows he intimidates me. When he stepped in i was like you mother****er. ****. **** you for ******* up my game" - Shane Inferno 1
"****er we know that your *** is FAKE engaged with that little skinny *** hoe. I already know. We know that you made a big show out of you some getting some trade out ring from some cheap *** ring situation that you didn't even pay for...."
"I saw the ring and it's not even that big... IT'S NOT EVEN THAT BIG. And Melinda, next time someone proposes to you on camera take the ring and fling it as far as you can cause its crap!"
"Show me the receipts, I wanna se your W2's *******!"
- Legendary Coral.
From the Derrick Kosinski Podcast
"Ooh and the next matchup is interesting too...Derrick vs Wes. This is a rematch that I've been waiting for for a long time. Maybe we throw the steroids out this time and we do it for real!" - Derrick
[QUOTE=JL81790;241989]From the Derrick Kosinski Podcast
"Ooh and the next matchup is interesting too...Derrick vs Wes. This is a rematch that I've been waiting for for a long time. Maybe we throw the steroids out this time and we do it for real!" - Derrick[/QUOTE]
Or it could be that Wes is just stronger than Derrick. :laugh4:
[QUOTE=Maestro;241990]Or it could be that Wes is just stronger than Derrick. :laugh4:[/QUOTE]
I hold Wes in very low esteem so I can't offer an objective opinion on that matter.
[QUOTE=Maestro;241990]Or it could be that Wes is just stronger than Derrick. :laugh4:[/QUOTE]
I don't know about roids specifically, but I remember one Aftershow with Wes and he was asked about "supplements" or something along those lines. His answer was very awkward, and it seemed like something had been cut out and the jumped to the end.
[QUOTE=V1man;242003]showing real class... not...[/QUOTE]
It's kinda mean, but it's funny cause he made her cry again. I actually really like Shauvon, so I'm not trying to hate on her or anything.
Christina's song in BOTS: "But that's okay! Cuz imma beat some boy *** today!"
Tonya after winning the Inferno before the final challenge on Inferno 2: "You're stuck with me!"
Darrell on Susie and Brianna's Ruins: "I'm fearing for Susie cuz Bri looks like she has some street life in her."
[strike]I thought Naoemi's quote about Cooke was Gold cant wait to see Naoemi on a challenge,
"I dont care how much you work out, i dont care how much of a soccer player you are. Im from the Broncks and ill have your hair all over the floor down by the confession booth"[/strike]
I thought Naomi's quote about Cooke was gold. I can't wait to see Naomi on a challenge.
"I don't care how much you work out, I don't care how much of a soccer player you are. I'm from the Bronx and I'll have your hair all over the floor down by the confessional booth."
RW/RR Challenge Season 5 - Battle of the Seasons
[B]Mike[/B]: I'm 21, Coral. I am a man.
[B]Coral[/B]: Get your manly *** in bed. It's time to go night-night.
This one cracks me up everytime I see/hear it.
This is my first post on vevmo, but i've been lurking the website for awhile now. One of my favorite quotes was Evan on the Duel 1 talking about Svetlana choosing Beth for the Duel. " Svetlana pulls out the most insane vote of all time, Osama Beth Laden vs. the Russian Wonder."
[QUOTE=music46;246520]This is my first post on vevmo, but i've been lurking the website for awhile now. One of my favorite quotes was Evan on the Duel 1 talking about Svetlana choosing Beth for the Duel. " Svetlana pulls out the most insane vote of all time, Osama Beth Laden vs. the Russian Wonder."[/QUOTE]
Interesting historical quote? Yes.
Insulting in the extreme that it was said in the first place? Most definitely!
PS, Welcome... keep posting, please. Long-time lurkers always seen to have wonderful perspectives on things...
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