I don't like quoting the Derrick podcasts cause not everyone listens but I crack up all the time.
Derrick: Ok, so if there's a BFF challenge, I wanna know, who gets Kenny: you or Johnny?
Evan: You're an idiot. Who do you THINK gets Kenny?
Ok so I was rewatching the Ruins and my favorite quote or quotes for that matter, came when they reached the champions reached the final puzzle during the final mission. Now i know bits of this part have been posted already but i figured i'd post the entire scene.
Evan (confessional): Anytime's there's a puzzle you can count on this...Kenny, Useless. Derrick...More than Useless. Johnny is so tired from this race He's Puking on the sideline....
Derrick: (standing at top of puzzle) So I can't start here?
Evan: No, No, No Jus sit down
Derrick: We gotta Jump
Evan: No no we dont Derrick it's a puzzle
Derrick: oh alright
Derrick (confessional): Evan and Susin are being the brains of this bl...o..ck puzzle. I Don't even know what the goal is. I'll Play the work horse but I have no idea what's going on.
Now Derrick is my favorite challenge competitor but it is quite amusing watching him try to figure out puzzles he is always so confused. I mean I think he honestly thought that he needed to physically jump from piece to piece during the puzzle. It just always cracks me up watching it. You just wanna say "ohh Derrick."
The Island Reunion
Paula (arguing with Johnny about choosing Evelyn over her): "But you're not a mute, you weirdo!" Part of that was definitely how she said it.
Derrick: You’re older than I am even.
CT: What do you mean? Don’t try to date me.
Kenny and Derrick laughing
CT: You’ve got a kid now.
Derrick: I’ve got a kid you’re right.
CT: Dude, you’ve got a chin strap and a kid.
Derrick laughing
CT: That chin strap automatically dates you fives years older than me.
Derrick: You’re right
Kenny laughing
Derrick: Well I mean challenge years.
Kenny: But you can’t forget the fact that he’s got a receding hair line too.
CT: Wait who?
Kenny: Derrick
CT: Derrick’s doing heroin?
CT: Derrick you ******* shooting dope?
Derrick: NO! I’m losing my hair, he said I’ve got a receding hair line!
Kenny: hahahahahaaha shooting dope?!?!?
This is from CT's podcast interview with Kenny and Derrick. CT said a lot of funny stuff without even trying to be funny but this had me dying because he completely misheard what Kenny said.
CT: Hey Derrick, Derrick did you actually name your kid Awesome?
Derrick: His second middle name is Awesome.
CT: Hahahahahaaha that’s ******* awesome!
Derrick: Thank you! Hahahahahaaha
CT: Hahahahahaaha that’s some hippy **** right there. That’s like naming him moonshine or something.
CT: Good for you though, good for you.
Derrick: And his first middle name is Titan.
CT: No, it’s not!
Derrick: Yeah, it is.
Kenny: Yeah, it is.
CT: Hahahahahaaha you are ******* cold blooded bro.
Also from the CT interview podcast with Derrick and Kenny where CT asks Derrick about his son.
[QUOTE=Lionqueen11;256352]Okay lets play guess who said this quote " I been on many challenges but this is one horney group"[/QUOTE]
Robin on Gauntlet 3! :D
During the male challenge on Rivals, Camila was exicted cause she thought she won the two grand and screams to Thersea, "were rich! I can finally go back to my country!"
And while Camila's explaning to Mandi what happened last night between her and Jasmine/Joanna "so i got her name wrong and the little one comes up to me and is like "you said jasmine, im Jasmine whats up.?"
Wes: Read the card that Kenny just meditated on.
Leroy: mumblemumble
CT: mumblemumble
Leroy: I'm stuck. I don't understand this ****.
(CT and Leroy leave)
Wes: Does that mean they can't read...?
"Obviously it would be an unfair advantage for one team to see the other's strategy, so this gives TJ a chance to use the word 'sequestered.'" -Timmy, Gauntlet 2
"Name That Coconut isn't a trivia game, it's a fight...who wants the coconut, do I want the coconut, do you want the coconut? Basically...I want the ******* coconut." -Derrick, Gauntlet 2
[QUOTE=JL81790;257018]Wes: Read the card that Kenny just meditated on.
Leroy: mumblemumble
CT: mumblemumble
Leroy: I'm stuck. I don't understand this ****.
(CT and Leroy leave)
Wes: Does that mean they can't read...?[/QUOTE]
Lol, I thought this entire scene was hilarious.
[QUOTE=8thRoommate;257418]Lol, I thought this entire scene was hilarious.[/QUOTE]
That whole thing involving meditation was kind of...cheesy. Adding in the awful music did not help. You don't need any of that crap to meditate; all you need is space. And if you're good, it doesn't even need to be quiet space.
[QUOTE=Moonpaw;257422]That whole thing involving meditation was kind of...cheesy. Adding in the awful music did not help. You don't need any of that crap to meditate; all you need is space. And if you're good, it doesn't even need to be quiet space.[/QUOTE]
Meh, to each their own. Wes all serious with it, Kenny trying but not fitting in at all, and Leroy and CT just not understanding.. I lol'ed.
From Fresh Meat 2, Brandon about Danny: "He hugged me, he hugged me again, and he hugged me again and then I was over it...and he came back and hugged me again."
Also from Fresh Meat 2, possibly the same episode, Kenny about Katelynn: "I love hearing stories about how she's a karate expert, she's like the grand wizard of like a dungeons and dragons league or some ****"
The Gauntlet 3 final quotes were full of win from the Vets.
"She's crying, he's dying...***!!!"- Kenny
"He's costing us 300,000 ******* dollars!!!" -Ev
"I'll ******* drown you if you don't hit that beach, bro!" - CT
"We're now extremely anger, and bitter... and poor." - Paula
"I had plans with that money." - Adam
hahaha I love it.
During tonights mission when Evan/Neheimah are digging you hear Paula scream to Evan, "Evan you have to work twice as hard because your twice as FAT.!"
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