[QUOTE=music46;246520]This is my first post on vevmo, but i've been lurking the website for awhile now. One of my favorite quotes was Evan on the Duel 1 talking about Svetlana choosing Beth for the Duel. " Svetlana pulls out the most insane vote of all time, Osama Beth Laden vs. the Russian Wonder."[/QUOTE]
LMAO, that was hilarious.
I got a couple:
Battle of the seasons:
(After Holly left) Theo V: She said she wanted some jugs man...
Battle of the sexes 1:
Puck: "Im going to put a booger in her food"
David E.: Leave me the F*** alone ! F*** You ! F*** You ! F*** You ! F*** You ! F*** You !
David: (talking to Antoine) Voulez-vous...cher...ak moi....WHATEVER !
Christina: I think we're here because our parents ddin't pay enough attention to us.
Gauntlet 1:
Theo V( After Irulan lost) : GO HOOOOOOOOOOME !!!!!!!!!!!
Theo V (After Irulan lost) : Help her pack !
Sarah (after being voted to the Gauntlet for the 3rd time): Oh my god....this is F***** B******* guys come on...
Battle of the sexes 2:
Theo V: Here's my chance to make out with Arissa....even if it's just a cardboard cutout hey i'll take it.
Ace: On the Inferno i went home 1st...now im going home 2nd. Next Time, im going home 3rd !
Fresh Meat:
Darrell: Every girl can make it up the ladder...Darrell can't even make it up the ladder.
"Otherwise known as Babe" - TJ in the Duel 2 when Brad picks Tori for the 'lineup'. So unexpected, thus entirely hilarious.
As I'm rewatching that season, anything taken from Evan's commentary is gold.
Almost all of my favorite quotes are from the Spelling Air mission on Duel 2
Mark - "Spell gnarly"
MJ - "Gnarly, that's an easy one. K-N-A-R-E-L-Y"
Mark - "That is incorrect"
MJ - "K-N-A-R-L-Y"
Mark - "gah-narly..."
MJ - "G-K?!?!"
Rachel - (after 2-3 girls are eliminated on their first word) "This is why they keep it physical."
TJ - "The word is 'throne'"
Brad - "T-H-R-O-N. Throne."
Mark - "I really think I'm a fantastic speller. F-A-N... tastic."
Rachel - (singing)"I'm not only strong but I'm also smart"
Evan - "Mark's got an advantage - he's a lot older and has had more time to learn words"
TJ - "Moving on to 7th grade. You guys are in Junior High - killin' it"
And now I'm realizing how much space I would have left in my brain if I would remove all of the random Challenge knowledge I have stored in there...
At the end of The Challenge: Rivals trailer:
CT to Wes: "Are you done, now it's my turn"
I don't know why but that makes me laugh every time lol I love me some Wes but it looks like CT is owning his ***.
Inferno 3, episode 1
Kenny and CT are wrestling, CT ends up with a bloody nose and starts raging on kenny and they keep getting in eachothers face.
Then the brilliant quote from ace standing there and watching them: Keep that team spirit up boys! :D
Kenny about Wes, My partner's weakness is his ugly face. No one likes having an ugly person around, but since he's with me, I will project my beauty on him to help him out
[QUOTE=alucard666;247964]Kenny about Wes, My partner's weakness is his ugly face. No one likes having an ugly person around, but since he's with me, I will project my beauty on him to help him out[/QUOTE]
I suppose Kenny either thinks his comment to be funny or he really is that conceited. I don't really know which is the case.
[QUOTE=alucard666;247964]Kenny about Wes, My partner's weakness is his ugly face. No one likes having an ugly person around, but since he's with me, I will project my beauty on him to help him out[/QUOTE]
LOL, is this said on the trailer?
Mike the miz: 'Veronica's up there going HELP HEEEEEELP GOD PLEASE SAVE ME'
From when Julie tries to take off veronica's safety harness in the middle of the air :P
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_ng5-QUqC8&feature=related]YouTube - Julie tries to kill Veronica[/url]
:lol:
That video is chock full of epic quotes!!
"Mormon killer"
Coral: "I usually don't get scared cuz I'm a bad *** mother ****** ******"... Love that woman!
And Mike's closing quote: "You go against Julie, you might die."
[QUOTE=Mr.Quebec;247285]Ace: On the Inferno i went home 1st...now im going home 2nd. Next Time, im going home 3rd ![/QUOTE]
Oh my gosh the face he made was priceless.
I also loved this quote from his cast bio:
Wes (on Kenny): "He is one of the dumbest individuals I've ever met."
"If he were to fall off a tall building and I was the only one to see it, I wouldn't tell anyone."- Evan Starkman talking about Nedermeyer.
Seriously, I need to meet this man.
Evan about Anessa and Paula's Duel Back-Off,
"Anessa looks like a mad maxed screaming bloody lesbian, she's pissed. Someone call the abluance, cause Paula's about to get hurt."
[QUOTE=dorkyydaniel;248826]Evan about Anessa and Paula's Duel Back-Off,
"Anessa looks like a mad maxed screaming bloody lesbian, she's pissed. Someone call the abluance, cause Paula's about to get hurt."[/QUOTE]
Haha!!
That Duel always had good quotes, I like Evan's (I think?) line about Ruthie and Kim's Duel.
"Kimberly's got this stance... she's like a little show cat..."
[QUOTE=music46;246520]This is my first post on vevmo, but i've been lurking the website for awhile now. One of my favorite quotes was Evan on the Duel 1 talking about Svetlana choosing Beth for the Duel. " Svetlana pulls out the most insane vote of all time, Osama Beth Laden vs. the Russian Wonder."[/QUOTE]
I gotta credit Norman (from the first Real World) for coming up with the "Osama Beth Laden" thing. He said it way back on the Battle Of The Seasons.
[QUOTE=David079;249177]I gotta credit Norman (from the first Real World) for coming up with the "Osama Beth Laden" thing. He said it way back on the Battle Of The Seasons.[/QUOTE]
For anyone with a personal connection to the events of 9/11, the very notion of his comment, and others using it for camera time was, and remains to this day, simply outrageous. There is no nexus between someone playing a character on TV and a mass killer of innocent people.
In the Ruins during the first deliberation of the ruins when Tonya makes her choice of Diem,
"I'm going to kick this *****es ***". While she's doing her happy dance.
Evan talking about Casey on the ruins during the wall walker challenge.
"Two girl's have to go twice and we all know it's Kellyanne and Sarah cause we all know Casey can't climb, walk, chew bubble gum or **** at the same time"
I started my Fresh Meat 2 re-watch in prep for Rivals. During Paula and Jeff's Exile against Ev and Luke, Paula said this: "C'mon Jeff, you tried out for the Navy Seals. I'm the girl who played the tuba and wore headgear and I have fake *****. Let's go!"
My favorite came from Susie, however it was in the Dailies:
*To Tonya*
"No, you didn't just get drunk, you were spread eagle with your ****** hangin' out on the bed, half the time your tops up in a tree... *Tonya's clapping & laughing*... and you're telling ME that I'M crazy?!?!?"
Other memorable ones...
(Katie on Inferno I): Lo and behold that ***** beat me by 2 seconds.
(Susie on Ruins): I'm terrified as usual, I'm CLEARLY in the wrong line of work.
(Susie on Ruins **** They Should have Shown): "28 people on this challenge, all of them working out, who walks away with the most money in the end? Me! This girl, worked out zero times!"
(Coral on BOTS2 Reunion): *about Tonya being the **** that season* Tonya also told good jokes, she was also a great swimmer!... They left all that out.
(Kendal to CT on Inferno 1): CT, if you keep eating those cookies we won't beable to see those abs you've been working on. (CT to Kendal): "Don't worry, after this Inferno you won't be able to see Shane either"
(Susie on Ruins before the final): Imagine what I'll be going through tomorrow, "You're not good at anything, you're a worthless piece of crap, you're can't run, you can't swim, you're too tall, you're too short."
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