To start off, let's just talk a bit about the hilarity that was Jasmine's hair on Rivals 2. the first thing that comes to my mind is "leggings"; I'm guessing from it looking like she styled her favorite brown leggings to resemble a wig & called it a day.......why is it so stiff? Couldn't she have at least tried to make the shit look like her authentic hair? Why would she ever think this was okay? Her friends & family ain't SHIT and they clearly got a good, hearty laugh from seeing someone who they're supposed to care about look a ******* mess on television.
Moving on....
Ever since RW Cancun; Jasmine has always been a little troll who feels as if she needs to overcompensate for her short, bony stature & for some, unattractiveness. She has this alter-ego named Rashida which is basically some type of hoodrat; complete with ebonics & stereotypical "ghetto black girl" mannerisms. She's always been a shucking-&-jiving ******* who can't seem to see that people pity her and how dumb she always looked trying to make all the other castmembers (who are mostly of other races) laugh at her expense.
Rivals 1 - Jasmine was partnered with Jonna and they were the usual likable rookies who haven't been tainted by John yet & want to make a name for themselves. She started out by calling herself standing up for Jonna lol and arguing with Theresa (who w***till Ms. Fail at the time), who towered over her. Her confessional w***omething like, "I'm from Houston, you'll get cut next time!"......lmao you could tell she didn't even believe that bullshit that came out of her mouth. She then ran around the house talking about how that ***** didn't know her & she'll **** her up....then proceeded to punch a cheap *** mirror. One recurring thing with Jasmine is that she stayed beating up on some damn inanimate objects instead of an actual human. Curtains, doors & mirrors didn't do shit to Jasmine yet they always took the brunt of her abuse instead of the, you know, people that she had issues with.
Exes - She did throw at least one "punch" at a human though.....out of nowhere she had huge problems with her partner Tyrie for camera time. He didn't do anything to her & clearly would've stuck by her side through it all but she had no issues dragging his name through the dirt (apparently he was being anti-social or something? smh) & making an *** out of herself by trying to attack him. He basically laughed **********ff, roasted her for a little bit & went about his business.
Seasons 2 - W***he even on this season? Why didn't Ayiiia have her spot? Anyway, the only thing she did of note this season was how much shit she talked about how she was gonna beat Jonna's *** the next time she sees her, how she couldn't stand that ***** etc., etc.......we heard crickets at the reunion.
Somewhere in the mix of Cancun - Seasons 2 she got punked on Twitter by Ashley L. (RW D.C.) lmaoooo she got roasted to the heavens & was told that she was getting her shit rocked whenever they met up. Of course Jasmine knew to avoid her at all costs.
Rivals 2 - Dont remember much from this season either aside from that tragic wig/pant leg thing.
Free Agents - Boy oh boy......this ************ took continuous L's this season. I had never seen such a long streak of L's being held by one person in my life. First, this remedial ***** gets on national television and tells the world that "I want to be the ***** of The Challenge! I want **** and balls; every day, all day"! She just said **** self-worth & self-respect (not that she had much to begin with from her hair choices alone) and **** my parents/future child too. Somewhere along the line, she started to fancy herself as an entitled veteran who made the calls as to who should be getting sent in (rookies) and who shouldn't. This idiot could've so easily banded with the rookies and got something going; but like so many other *******es on this show, she planted herself up the "cool kids" ***** & voted the rookies in....only to be one of the first vets disposed of ***oon as the other rookie girls were gone. Clown.
Of course, we can't talk about Jasmine's time on Free Agents without bringing up the Fatality she suffered at the hands of Empress Nia Moore. So Jasmine clearly saw that there were some new AA girls coming to take her spot & she was getting kicked to the curb. So she felt like she had to amp it up in various ways in order to ensure her spot on the show; the first round we saw was on Twitter about a week before the premiere. Nia handed this fool her entire *** for all of Twitter to see; apparently Jasmine ended up calling LaToya on the phone crying & needing to be calmed down lmaoooo
Then came the Episode 3 Aftershow. This was a dragging of EPIC proportions & is a modern-day cl***ic that can be viewed on YouTube. Like I said earlier, Jasmine knew she was on her way out so she tried to come at the Queen in hopes of getting a spot on the next Rivals. Jasmine was in full on "hating *** *****" mode & had the nerve to downplay Nia's performance as if she has EVER been a threat on this show. She even tried to stand up to act like she was about that life (yet again) and Nia sat in her chair, unbothered & firmly told the elf that she was getting ready to fly off that stage. It was then that Jasmine knew in her heart that she ****** up badly.....she had the quickest sit-down I've ever seen a person take & immediately switched up into being a "cl***y" lady. Throughout the rest of the Aftershow, Nia proceeded to throw all types of verbal haymakers & palm-tree shade while Jasmine sat there & absorbed ALL of it, knowing that she couldn't do shit about it unless she wanted to take flight. At the end, this Aunt Jemima tells Jonny Moseley that this is what happens when you put two black girls on stage with a smile on her face smh I won't go into how ******** she sounded saying this in front of a Caucasian man & thousands of Caucasian/Latino/Asian viewers but it's Jasmine so it's expected. When Jonny express how glad he is that they didn't touch each other, The Queen proceeds to end this **** entire existence by petting her like a chihuahua and outright told her "she knows better". Flawless Victory.
She then gets cremated at the Best of The Worst special by getting punked yet again by Nia on stage & before filming; Nia confronted her & she immediately ran back into her room for other castmates to see. She then retired from the show for good; embar***ed of getting verbally a-Nia-lated with no mercy and fear of getting her *** beat by said a-Nia-lator on a future Challenge.
All in all, she was an embar***ment to AA women all around the globe: from her actions, her words, her hair & her punk***ness. She's a mother now (pray for that poor child y'all) and with a man (who looks exactly like someone she would have a child by) who has vowed to take down the Illuminati. These various changes didn't extend to the physical front because she still looked a unique ******* mess on that Rivals 3 special as only Jasmine can pull off. Hopefully she is now happy enough to never show her mug on a Challenge ever again.
That was great. I never liked Jasmine and got tired of her shtick pretty fast. Not sure why she was invited on so many challenges when she was a so so character on her Real World season. She's tragic.
Great entry. I actually was about to make an entry on production but you hit every nail on the head and you said everything that is wrong with those incompetent morons. Not to mention they keep snubbing Darrell who will bring a lot more than these pathetic minions they cast.Seeing Ratatouille (great nickname), Dustio, Backpack, and Camilame pop up on the cast list shows they haven't learned a thing and I honestly hope this show fails and gets cancelled soon.
******** yassss @ Dustio, that needs to be his permanent name on here.
Ashley L. was on point when she said Jasmine has a Napoleon complex that would get her *** in trouble lol it was hilarious seeing Nia destroy her so easily on Twitter. This tweet from Jasmine kills me because she knew that she couldn't take it anymore and I love how Nia gave no ***** lmaoooo
Omg Graphik I couldn't even finish your Jasmine entry because I'm reading it while at work and I'm just DYING ********** you dragged Scrappy to filth! YAS *****
Ashley L. was on point when she said Jasmine has a Napoleon complex that would get her *** in trouble lol it was hilarious seeing Nia destroy her so easily on Twitter. This tweet from Jasmine kills me because she knew that she couldn't take it anymore and I love how Nia gave no ***** lmaoooo
Omg Graphik I couldn't even finish your Jasmine entry because I'm reading it while at work and I'm just DYING ********** you dragged Scrappy to filth! YAS *****
Toya, you're a very pretty girl. I just need you to do everyone a favor: when you make your epic return for Challenge 29 (fingers crossed), don't bring your *** back on TV after all this time with this shit on your head. You can squash your beef with Nia & ask her for some pointers, you can hit up Simone & be like "hey girl, what company do you get your bundles from?" or whatever girls say when inquiring about that good shit, or even hit CeeJai up bc she's been killing it lately with the weave game. Just don't....do this ^^^ again. The producers provide helmets for the missions; no need to bring your own. You also need to be able to see what you're doing in the missions and those shades are hindering you. We forgive you, just don't do it again! Thanks!
I dont think I found her to ever be amusing. I actually thought she was really annoying from day one and seeing her get shit on constantly in Free Agents was the chickens coming home to roost. It was lovely.
Love Jasmine! Could be obnoxious at times but funny as well. And a pretty decent human being to that horrid Jonna. Nia did check her on that after show.Not embarrassing for AA women because not one person represents us.
Latoya and that hair tho. I love Toya but that hair was tragic.
Love Jasmine! Could be obnoxious at times but funny as well. And a pretty decent human being to that horrid Jonna. Nia did check her on that after show.Not embarrassing for AA women because not one person represents us.Latoya and that hair tho. I love Toya but that hair was tragic.
This is true & while it should be the case, you know others don't think like that.
Love Jasmine! Could be obnoxious at times but funny as well. And a pretty decent human being to that horrid Jonna. Nia did check her on that after show.Not embarrassing for AA women because not one person represents us.Latoya and that hair tho. I love Toya but that hair was tragic.
This is true & while it should be the case, you know others don't think like that.
I personally think that this show getting the axe is part of what made the challenges worse. In the Real World/Road Rules era The Road Rulers really were the ones that brought it during that time. Alot of the good competitors came from Road Rules, many of the great characters that made this show good was from Road Rules as well so when this show went off the air it left a hole in the franchise and it's a hole that BMP/MTV tried(and failed) to fill with Fresh ****************** *****)/Bloodlines/AYTO but none of them really made the show good and interesting to watch like the Roadies did. Not to mention that this was just a better show than Real World.
But yeah..Road Rules once made the challenges great and it's a shame that that's gone.
Road Rules in 07 was trash just sucks it died out was watching S1 this weekend on MTV Classic.
Yeah..that season did suck. Dan was like the only good thing that came out of that whole thing.
i thought David was cool too. I mean he was getting thrown into the elimination every time because of stupid Adam/Tori/Susie. Wish we got to see him on a challenge.
Oh and Viewers Revenge was such trash. The two best Road Rulers they got (Abram and Veronica) were barely on the show. And most of the new Road Rulers we barely got to see as well other than a select few.
*claps* the jasmine drag was amazing. i couldnt stand jasmine on cancun. i hate when girls just yell and fight the air knowing good & damn well they not about shit. i remember watching cancun and hoping that jonna was lowkey hood, and they just didnt know it & popped her *** one good time.
See DA I was going to verbally assault production but you beat me to it lmao
lengthy as **** but I had to get it all out for my Burn Book introduction lmao
JASMINE REYNAUD (The Real World: Cancun & too many Challenges)
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To start off, let's just talk a bit about the hilarity that was Jasmine's hair on Rivals 2. the first thing that comes to my mind is "leggings"; I'm guessing from it looking like she styled her favorite brown leggings to resemble a wig & called it a day.......why is it so stiff? Couldn't she have at least tried to make the shit look like her authentic hair? Why would she ever think this was okay? Her friends & family ain't SHIT and they clearly got a good, hearty laugh from seeing someone who they're supposed to care about look a ******* mess on television.
Moving on....
Ever since RW Cancun; Jasmine has always been a little troll who feels as if she needs to overcompensate for her short, bony stature & for some, unattractiveness. She has this alter-ego named Rashida which is basically some type of hoodrat; complete with ebonics & stereotypical "ghetto black girl" mannerisms. She's always been a shucking-&-jiving ******* who can't seem to see that people pity her and how dumb she always looked trying to make all the other castmembers (who are mostly of other races) laugh at her expense.
Rivals 1 - Jasmine was partnered with Jonna and they were the usual likable rookies who haven't been tainted by John yet & want to make a name for themselves. She started out by calling herself standing up for Jonna lol and arguing with Theresa (who w***till Ms. Fail at the time), who towered over her. Her confessional w***omething like, "I'm from Houston, you'll get cut next time!"......lmao you could tell she didn't even believe that bullshit that came out of her mouth. She then ran around the house talking about how that ***** didn't know her & she'll **** her up....then proceeded to punch a cheap *** mirror. One recurring thing with Jasmine is that she stayed beating up on some damn inanimate objects instead of an actual human. Curtains, doors & mirrors didn't do shit to Jasmine yet they always took the brunt of her abuse instead of the, you know, people that she had issues with.
Exes - She did throw at least one "punch" at a human though.....out of nowhere she had huge problems with her partner Tyrie for camera time. He didn't do anything to her & clearly would've stuck by her side through it all but she had no issues dragging his name through the dirt (apparently he was being anti-social or something? smh) & making an *** out of herself by trying to attack him. He basically laughed **********ff, roasted her for a little bit & went about his business.
Seasons 2 - W***he even on this season? Why didn't Ayiiia have her spot? Anyway, the only thing she did of note this season was how much shit she talked about how she was gonna beat Jonna's *** the next time she sees her, how she couldn't stand that ***** etc., etc.......we heard crickets at the reunion.
Somewhere in the mix of Cancun - Seasons 2 she got punked on Twitter by Ashley L. (RW D.C.) lmaoooo she got roasted to the heavens & was told that she was getting her shit rocked whenever they met up. Of course Jasmine knew to avoid her at all costs.
Rivals 2 - Dont remember much from this season either aside from that tragic wig/pant leg thing.
Free Agents - Boy oh boy......this ************ took continuous L's this season. I had never seen such a long streak of L's being held by one person in my life. First, this remedial ***** gets on national television and tells the world that "I want to be the ***** of The Challenge! I want **** and balls; every day, all day"! She just said **** self-worth & self-respect (not that she had much to begin with from her hair choices alone) and **** my parents/future child too. Somewhere along the line, she started to fancy herself as an entitled veteran who made the calls as to who should be getting sent in (rookies) and who shouldn't. This idiot could've so easily banded with the rookies and got something going; but like so many other *******es on this show, she planted herself up the "cool kids" ***** & voted the rookies in....only to be one of the first vets disposed of ***oon as the other rookie girls were gone. Clown.
Of course, we can't talk about Jasmine's time on Free Agents without bringing up the Fatality she suffered at the hands of Empress Nia Moore. So Jasmine clearly saw that there were some new AA girls coming to take her spot & she was getting kicked to the curb. So she felt like she had to amp it up in various ways in order to ensure her spot on the show; the first round we saw was on Twitter about a week before the premiere. Nia handed this fool her entire *** for all of Twitter to see; apparently Jasmine ended up calling LaToya on the phone crying & needing to be calmed down lmaoooo
Then came the Episode 3 Aftershow. This was a dragging of EPIC proportions & is a modern-day cl***ic that can be viewed on YouTube. Like I said earlier, Jasmine knew she was on her way out so she tried to come at the Queen in hopes of getting a spot on the next Rivals. Jasmine was in full on "hating *** *****" mode & had the nerve to downplay Nia's performance as if she has EVER been a threat on this show. She even tried to stand up to act like she was about that life (yet again) and Nia sat in her chair, unbothered & firmly told the elf that she was getting ready to fly off that stage. It was then that Jasmine knew in her heart that she ****** up badly.....she had the quickest sit-down I've ever seen a person take & immediately switched up into being a "cl***y" lady. Throughout the rest of the Aftershow, Nia proceeded to throw all types of verbal haymakers & palm-tree shade while Jasmine sat there & absorbed ALL of it, knowing that she couldn't do shit about it unless she wanted to take flight. At the end, this Aunt Jemima tells Jonny Moseley that this is what happens when you put two black girls on stage with a smile on her face smh I won't go into how ******** she sounded saying this in front of a Caucasian man & thousands of Caucasian/Latino/Asian viewers but it's Jasmine so it's expected. When Jonny express how glad he is that they didn't touch each other, The Queen proceeds to end this **** entire existence by petting her like a chihuahua and outright told her "she knows better". Flawless Victory.
She then gets cremated at the Best of The Worst special by getting punked yet again by Nia on stage & before filming; Nia confronted her & she immediately ran back into her room for other castmates to see. She then retired from the show for good; embar***ed of getting verbally a-Nia-lated with no mercy and fear of getting her *** beat by said a-Nia-lator on a future Challenge.
All in all, she was an embar***ment to AA women all around the globe: from her actions, her words, her hair & her punk***ness. She's a mother now (pray for that poor child y'all) and with a man (who looks exactly like someone she would have a child by) who has vowed to take down the Illuminati. These various changes didn't extend to the physical front because she still looked a unique ******* mess on that Rivals 3 special as only Jasmine can pull off. Hopefully she is now happy enough to never show her mug on a Challenge ever again.
That was great. I never liked Jasmine and got tired of her shtick pretty fast. Not sure why she was invited on so many challenges when she was a so so character on her Real World season. She's tragic.
Shit. You can still do it if you want. You can probably do a better job of dragging them than I can lol.
******** yassss @ Dustio, that needs to be his permanent name on here.
Ashley L. was on point when she said Jasmine has a Napoleon complex that would get her *** in trouble lol it was hilarious seeing Nia destroy her so easily on Twitter. This tweet from Jasmine kills me because she knew that she couldn't take it anymore and I love how Nia gave no ***** lmaoooo
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Omg Graphik I couldn't even finish your Jasmine entry because I'm reading it while at work and I'm just DYING ********** you dragged Scrappy to filth! YAS *****
This was when she called LaToya lmaooo
Nia dragged them all: Jasmine, Laurel, LaToya & even had Queen Coral flustered.
*bows*
Graphik, you should drag Jenn next lmao
I was thinking about getting on Sarah's *** next but Jenn will work too!
Speaking of bad hair....
LATOYA'S HAIR ON FREE AGENTS
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Toya, you're a very pretty girl. I just need you to do everyone a favor: when you make your epic return for Challenge 29 (fingers crossed), don't bring your *** back on TV after all this time with this shit on your head. You can squash your beef with Nia & ask her for some pointers, you can hit up Simone & be like "hey girl, what company do you get your bundles from?" or whatever girls say when inquiring about that good shit, or even hit CeeJai up bc she's been killing it lately with the weave game. Just don't....do this ^^^ again. The producers provide helmets for the missions; no need to bring your own. You also need to be able to see what you're doing in the missions and those shades are hindering you. We forgive you, just don't do it again! Thanks!
Dead @ Latoya's hair. That shit does look terrible.
I'm surprised you didn't drag Sarah first honestly given how much you can't stand her.
great jasmine drag
Oh it's coming lmao
Graphik that was one hell of a drag. I was never a fan of Jasmine but she did too much and tried to hard. Although she could be amusing at times IMO.
I dont think I found her to ever be amusing. I actually thought she was really annoying from day one and seeing her get shit on constantly in Free Agents was the chickens coming home to roost. It was lovely.
Love Jasmine! Could be obnoxious at times but funny as well. And a pretty decent human being to that horrid Jonna. Nia did check her on that after show.Not embarrassing for AA women because not one person represents us.
Latoya and that hair tho. I love Toya but that hair was tragic.
This is true & while it should be the case, you know others don't think like that.
True.
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ROAD RULES GETTING CANCELED
I personally think that this show getting the axe is part of what made the challenges worse. In the Real World/Road Rules era The Road Rulers really were the ones that brought it during that time. Alot of the good competitors came from Road Rules, many of the great characters that made this show good was from Road Rules as well so when this show went off the air it left a hole in the franchise and it's a hole that BMP/MTV tried(and failed) to fill with Fresh ****************** *****)/Bloodlines/AYTO but none of them really made the show good and interesting to watch like the Roadies did. Not to mention that this was just a better show than Real World.
But yeah..Road Rules once made the challenges great and it's a shame that that's gone.
Road Rules in 07 was trash just sucks it died out was watching S1 this weekend on MTV Classic.
Yeah..that season did suck. Dan was like the only good thing that came out of that whole thing.
i thought David was cool too. I mean he was getting thrown into the elimination every time because of stupid Adam/Tori/Susie. Wish we got to see him on a challenge.
Oh and Viewers Revenge was such trash. The two best Road Rulers they got (Abram and Veronica) were barely on the show. And most of the new Road Rulers we barely got to see as well other than a select few.
*claps* the jasmine drag was amazing. i couldnt stand jasmine on cancun. i hate when girls just yell and fight the air knowing good & damn well they not about shit. i remember watching cancun and hoping that jonna was lowkey hood, and they just didnt know it & popped her *** one good time.
Ninja please Dan was a sorry ************
Lol at India continuing the Road Rules franchise
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