I know a few people already mentioned this one, but Brad on G2 imitating Beth was priceless: "I told you guys I wasn't comfortable with tires."
Julie telling Coral to "shut [her] ********** mouth" and Coral immediately coming at her and telling her that she "better back the f*** off." Watch David's face when that argument starts, it is an absolute gem.
Evan after getting eliminated on D1: "I'll probably have to sell my soul to the devil to win one of these Challenges." How prophetic.
CT about Evan in D1: "You're a meatball! You're going home!"
Puck on BOTS: "I'm gonna put my balls in her milk"
"What if I put my finger in my butt, and then touched her?"
"You know you wanna park your **** in her ***." to Eric N. about Veronica
Additionally, almost every line from Coral, Timmy, and CT.
[QUOTE=LifeAfterBMP;146581]From The Island;
Kenny about Dave: "Where do they get these new guys from?"
Rachel to Kenny: "I don't know, where did you come from Kenny, you f***** don't have an original show."
THANK YOU Rachel.[/QUOTE]
What ep is that from??I never caught it.
"I have come far from home to this place so bitter and unknown, where days are hot and nights are cold and my grip is tight on the weapon that I hold." - Ryan (RW: Brooklyn). This was when he was playing guitar with Chet in the first episode. Ryan should definitely pursue music someday...
Ct rw paris- I must have been wasted yesterday cause I dont know how my name got on these cards. They said they were from me. ( about the valentine's day flowers Leah got)
Randy rw san diego- I am not drunk every day. I drink 4 days a week tops, if thats alot to you then whoop de doo go sail a ********** boat. ( in an argument with Frankie. he was drunk at the time)
I know some of these have already been said, but these are my favorites :)
"Before I came to this challenge, I said, Coral, you should really brush up on your swimming. And that is indeed what I did. And you know what? Fish I am. They don't call me Coral for nothing." -Coral (Fresh Meat)
"I don't wanna go against Beth. She's got a good 50 pounds on me, not to mention 50 years. I am not trying to f'ing get pushed into a wall by my grandma on f'ing steroids" -Coral (Gauntlet 3)
"Wes obviously wants me out of this game, and Wes has a long running line of beating the dog *** out of people in this game. Wes sends people home just as fast as he changes his underwear. It's just like bam, bam, bam." -Cohutta (The Ruins)
"Casey's nervous. Chihuahua's are nervous cause they are small and can get stepped on. Casey feels the same way. She doesn't have an athletic bone in her body. As long as Casey is on their team, we can't lose." -Evan (The Ruins)
"My hillbilly self automatically knows that you're going to be rolling your happy *** down this hill in a huge tractor tire, which is not fun." -Cohutta (The Ruins)
"This looks like what hillbillies to when they get drunk and then one ends up a paraplegic. What's wrong." -Sarah (The Ruins)
"CT, I feel like I went up in the Inferno against you and I won because you're outta here and I'm still here so that sucks for you cause like you didn't even last a day. You spent more time on the plane than you did in Africa." -Davis (Inferno 3)
"We get a win, it's great. I think it boosts morality of our entire team. You know they got sand in their eyes, they got sand in their ears, they got sand in the crack of their ***, but their happy." -Cohutta (The Ruins)
"Who are these kids? It's not like I come to their job and try to like outdo them, you know you don't see me showing up at Starbucks trying to out latte one of these kids" -Theo (Fresh Meat)
"I knew it was going to be me... The thing that bothers me the most is that they presume Mike can beat me. I hope it's not breaking rocks with your forehead because I'll lose. But if it is singing Madonna songs OMG I'm gonna totally win." -Dan (Inferno 2)
"Shut up! Wonk! Wonk! SHUT UP! We're the first ones going Eric and I think you should be concerned with what the rules are and how to do it. OH wait, I'm sorry you're the BUDDHIST!" - Ellen (Battle of the Sexes)
"I'm sopping wet and I'm over Ibis and I think we have a kid on the way." -MJ (Gauntlet 2)
"I'm Mark, I was from the first road rules. I think it might have played on radio or black and white TV. I don't even remember it's been so long." -Mark
[QUOTE=Klounsnax;161621]RW DC: Erika "and she called me innappropriate. No. Inappropriate wouldve been if i wouldve been like 'could you get your ****** off the phone.'"[/QUOTE]
the stars are supposed to say ******.
"Kenny solved the puzzle?" - A surprised TJ on Fresh Meat when Tina/Kenny beat Theo/Chanda in exile
"I'm hoping to actually blow it into like a 3 or 4 story decker, a vessel and maybe complete with a casino"- Theo (Fresh Meat)
"I would love nothing more than to win and then just rub it in all of their faces. Ha Ha you were beat by 2 girls you big tough.. goons"- Sarah (The Ruins)
"You know what, let me tell you something ... right now you are making an absolutely brutal mistake." -- Puck to Ellen during Battle of the Sexes 1
"He said he was like going to kick my ***!" -- Ellen crying about Puck getting confrontational with her when the cameras did not show it on Battle of the Sexes 1
[QUOTE=Eamoney;161946]"I slept in my uniform last night cuz I wanted to win today! All I needed was eight of yall to have my back!" Ayanna(Battle of the Sexes 2)[/QUOTE]
That quote has only been posted in this thread about fifty-'leven times.... :rolleyes:
Just sayin'...
:D
[QUOTE=RWRRChalleng;108360]BEST. THREAD. EVER!!!!!!
Someone really needs to find all of these clips and turn it into a YouTube video, like, asap :D[/QUOTE]
I've been making one, but it's taking forever (I've had to rewatch them all to see where the quotes were...lol). Should be done within the month :)
I have quotes from Battle of the Sexes through The Duel 1, and I can't find Battle of the Sexes 2 clips anywhere.
I love the qoute from Coral on Battle of the Seasons Reunion when she is asked about being in the inner circle she says something on how she was tired of being in the Inner Circle and then she said Syke I loved evrything minute of being in the inner circle and sending people home.
I loved a quote that was in Fresh Meat 2 Dailies when Ryan was confronting Katelynn about how her sexuality is in everybody's faces and then Sarah tried to say something and Katelynn snapped and said "***** and shut the **** up!" I had to watch that clip 3 times cuz Katelynn cracked me the hell up yo. I thought she was boring in Brooklyn, but now I love her and I give her props for sticking up for herself. I'm also very happy she voted Sarah into the exile. Now Sarah is way too annoying and cocky over making it to the final mission on The Ruins. It's dumb for even trying 2 be cocky cuz her *** didn't even win.
I don't know if this has been said, don't feel like searching the whole thread. "I don't wrestle, I ******* beat *****es up." How bout a new twist, we say the quotes, and you guys guess who and from what Challenge season.
[QUOTE=r3iKo;168754]I don't know if this has been said, don't feel like searching the whole thread. "I don't wrestle, I ******* beat *****es up." How bout a new twist, we say the quotes, and you guys guess who and from what Challenge season.[/QUOTE]
That was Coral from The Inferno 1. That was when Julie was trying 2 act all tough to Coral and Julie told her to wrestle her on the lawn
[QUOTE=Eamoney;168810]That was Coral from The Inferno 1. That was when Julie was trying 2 act all tough to Coral and Julie told her to wrestle her on the lawn[/QUOTE]
Thank you for playing. :D
[QUOTE=tjhallow;168771]Yeah that quote is probably on the first page...[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's actually on the second page...
This one is super long, but super good, I guess it's an easy one to guess though :) Maybe the only good quote from this season...lol
“It’s a funny game we’re playing. One minute you think you got it all figured out and then there’s a twist and it blows everything you thought out of the water. There’s an alliance that has pretty much dominated every decision that has been made. These people play the game with nothing but selfishness, dishonesty, and cowardice. They stomp around this island and bully all the rest of us and to submitting to any decision they decide to make. Tonight, what to say you guys, ****** you and ****** your alliance. The members of this alliance are Kenny, Johnny, Dunbar, Paula, and Johanna and every one of us would be naïve to think that we are somehow part of their plans. The truth is they would stab anyone of us in the back for the victory. Now that I’m throwing myself out there, I’m going after your captain. Johnny, I’m taking your key, if you want it back you can fight for it and win it back.”
[QUOTE=fabulous788;168813]This one is super long, but super good, I guess it's an easy one to guess though :) Maybe the only good quote from this season...lol
“It’s a funny game we’re playing. One minute you think you got it all figured out and then there’s a twist and it blows everything you thought out of the water. There’s an alliance that has pretty much dominated every decision that has been made. These people play the game with nothing but selfishness, dishonesty, and cowardice. They stomp around this island and bully all the rest of us and to submitting to any decision they decide to make. Tonight, what to say you guys, ****** you and ****** your alliance. The members of this alliance are Kenny, Johnny, Dunbar, Paula, and Johanna and every one of us would be naïve to think that we are somehow part of their plans. The truth is they would stab anyone of us in the back for the victory. Now that I’m throwing myself out there, I’m going after your captain. Johnny, I’m taking your key, if you want it back you can fight for it and win it back.”[/QUOTE]
Ev should post to this one :D I loved the face Derrick gave after that was all said it done lol. -Ev, Island.
[QUOTE=r3iKo;168814]Ev should post to this one :D I loved the face Derrick gave after that was all said it done lol. -Ev, Island.[/QUOTE]
Derrick's face cracked me up there. That was the only good part of the season...after every twist, it would cut to Derrick standing at him podium with his jaw dropped, looking completely shocked.
[QUOTE=Youssarian;168931]I agree, Derrick's face was HILARIOUS! I loved Ev and Kelly Anne on that season.[/QUOTE]
I thought it was stupid how Ev got all mad at Kelly Anne for thinking Johnny's apology was sincere, even though they both agreed that it didnt mean they were allies in the game. And then of course...we all know how it ends, but I just thought it was immature of Ev to do that.
This is my first official post here but I have been lurking for quite some time. I spent a lot of time reading through here and want to add some of my favorite Fresh Meat quotes (I just got done watching the season).
"Obviously Tonya's fake **** seriously got in the way of this mission and aren't leaving any room for Johnnie on the stump." ~Theo's commentary about why Tonya/Johnnie lost a mission where they had to stand on some tree stump.
"I can't tell if it's regular oatmeal or maple brown sugar. I'm looking forward to finding out." ~ Theo
"It's so easy yet I still have to coach her on how to quit right." ~ Wes
"Obviously Linette has some sort of heart condition and has a crush on me. I don't know what it is, could be the booze. We're a couple of crazy little rabbits having fun in Mr. McGreggors garden." ~Theo (while wearing bunny ears.)
"This is my total (*****) body weight!" ~ Tonya in exile who had to drag bags that were 147 pounds.
"Katie needs a smoke. Eric is lounging out and probably wants a pastrami." ~ Evan.
"These bags suck. They were obviously made in a foreign country by some children in a dark cell." ~ Theo
"That dude needs a nose job and I need some liposuction." ~Tina
"Chonda and I gave it our best shot...apparently that best goes right through our head." ~ Theo
"Derrick I hope you use that 125 grand to buy yourself some lifts because no matter what I'll always be taller than you." ~Theo
From some other challenges:
"Woo-hoo! Birthday. 30...ish" ~ Mark Long whose birthday was being celebrated.
"Here's the thing. Eric and I are in our 30's. We're not gonna be out here horse playing." ~ Mark Long, BoTS.
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