[QUOTE=Seannnn;169339]"Yea, I'm a A cup. So if I win, I'm throwing D's on dis *****" - Sandy. FM2[/QUOTE]
yea, sandy is not funny at all... and that quote that she said, was not origianl at all...
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Susie, The Ruins- "Johnny is the bane of my existence, and if i NEVER see him again, it will be too soon."
she said something like that and it was funny.
Aneesa in Battle of the Sexes 2 after Robyn, Veronica and Ruthie voted off Cinthia:
"I'll remember this too! I mean, for all I know I could be voted off tomorrow for burping in the middle of a conversation... or tripping over something."
"Eric's weighing 270, CT's 210 and I'm a buck 65 so I'm obviously at a disadvantage." ~Derrick.
"21? I eat that for breakfast baby!" ~Eric (about the watermelons Johnny and Tyler were using in I can)
"Some of these boys like to think they're large and in charge but when they got down to those speedos, some of them aren't too large." ~ Robin
"I don't know if they know this but black people don't swim but we are dealing with some brain surgeons here." ~Nehemiah
"I'm hoping the ascender will ascend Tyler's ******* *** into space." ~Derrick
"I can **** the whole freshman line if I wanted to. Why is she crying?" ~ CT
"God bless Susie and her Amish looks." ~ Evan
"It's nice having Veronica here because she has big **** and a big ***. I don't know what to do."
Jenn is flipping out at Mandi for accusing Jenn of punching her during FM2.
Kenny trying to calm Jenn down:
"Come on, let me make you a sandwich."
IDK. That was just the funniest thing to me.
Paula on Fresh Meat 2 in exile...
"C'mon Jeff you're trying out to be a Navy Seal and I'm a girl who played the tuba. I wore a head gear and I have fake *****."
[QUOTE=morris614;170600]Does anyone have the exact quote Kenny made about when Wes put Mandi on his back to try and cross?[/QUOTE]
"These are the times in the game when people think that this kid is smart. This idiot, weighing all of 160 lbs soakin wet, puts a 100 lb girl on his back and really thinks he's Hercules. This kids a moron, she's a dumb blonde. Thank god they're both so stupid cuz it's only gonna make it easier for me to win this"
[QUOTE=ghnstry;170610]"These are the times in the game when people think that this kid is smart. This idiot, weighing all of 160 lbs soakin wet, puts a 100 lb girl on his back and really thinks he's Hercules. This kids a moron, she's a dumb blonde. Thank god they're both so stupid cuz it's only gonna make it easier for me to win this"[/QUOTE]
See, the way that piece was set up was hilarious. As Mandi mounts Wes's back in slow motion and they go for it, Kenny;s talking in the background... And then they show a clip of him already dying of laughter watching because he knows what going to happen.
Did Wes really think that was going to work? Like... Really?
[QUOTE=AMGerl;170583]Paula on Fresh Meat 2 in exile...
"C'mon Jeff you're trying out to be a Navy Seal and I'm a girl who played the tuba. I wore a head gear and I have fake boobs."[/QUOTE]
I've never been a real big Paula fan, but this made me chuckle. Also the "Fresh Meat kids have an opinion of their own? That is so INAPPROPRIATE!"
Kenny on FM2, "Fool me one shame on you, fool me twice I'll throw your freckled *** off this damn mountain."
On the Ruins on the 2nd to last episode, Evan goes "We got an ex fat kid, a father, An *** hole, a Canadian, and a married woman vs a fembot and a poet."
[QUOTE=Klounsnax;169352]yea, sandy is not funny at all... and that quote that she said, was not origianl at all...
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Susie, The Ruins- "Johnny is the bane of my existence, and if i NEVER see him again, it will be too soon."
she said something like that and it was funny.[/QUOTE]
And that is funny?
I am sorry but we all have our likes and dislikes.
[QUOTE=FM-DIAF;171824]"Is this the outside!"
"That's not the outside!"
"What's the outside!"
"No, Darrell wants to fight me!"
"DARRELL WANTS TO FIGHT ME!"[/QUOTE]
That has to be one of the best ones on the ruins.
Oh [I]The Ruins[/I] definitely had some great ones:
[QUOTE] Originally Posted by FM-DIAF
"Is this the outside!"
"That's not the outside!"
"What's the outside!"
"No, Darrell wants to fight me!"
"DARRELL WANTS TO FIGHT ME!"[/QUOTE]I posted the same a while back. I didn't know that anyone else here picked up on it. lol
Katie RE: Sarah--"Don't laugh at me when I have a ******* plunger in my bed, *****. EVER!"
Sarah flipping off Katie in their ruin--"THAT'S for you!" "**** YOU, FAT ****!"
Kim's input--"They're up there just cursing at each other and it's just...trashy."
Evelyn to Susie--"Shut the **** up! You always have to open your condescending little mouth. Just sit back and shut up!" It wasn't funny, but it was years in the making.
Tonya vs. Veronica--"This has been going on for [I]yurrs![/I] How can you make fun of someone who's...half your age??" "Who's half my age?? Are you half my age?" "...Not now..." "Not ever!"
Tonya and Johnny RE: Veronica--"Veronica is (gone)leaving!" "Tonya. She's 'gleaving?' Listen..." "SHE'S LEAVING!"
Veronica RE: Wes--"Wes has such an ego, and he's so full of his ****...and his d**k is so small that he feels he has to compensate in any way that he possibly can..."
The list is endless (I need to quit watching that tape so damn much). O_o
[QUOTE=jjlucash;172464]Oh [I]The Ruins[/I] definitely had some great ones:
I posted the same a while back. I didn't know that anyone else here picked up on it. lol
Katie RE: Sarah--"Don't laugh at me when I have a ******* plunger in my bed, *****. EVER!"
Sarah flipping off Katie in their ruin--"THAT'S for you!" "**** YOU, FAT ****!"
Kim's input--"They're up there just cursing at each other and it's just...trashy."
Evelyn to Susie--"Shut the **** up! You always have to open your condescending little mouth. Just sit back and shut up!" It wasn't funny, but it was years in the making.
Tonya vs. Veronica--"This has been going on for [I]yurrs![/I] How can you make fun of someone who's...half your age??" "Who's half my age?? Are you half my age?" "...Not now..." "Not ever!"
Tonya and Johnny RE: Veronica--"Veronica is (gone)leaving!" "Tonya. She's 'gleaving?' Listen..." "SHE'S LEAVING!"
Veronica RE: Wes--"Wes has such an ego, and he's so full of his ****...and his d**k is so small that he feels he has to compensate in any way that he possibly can..."
The list is endless (I need to quit watching that tape so damn much). O_o[/QUOTE]
Those were ok but not really that great. I would say the best were the one I stated and:
"Your just pushed a girl you *****!"
"She just..." tries to maneuver out of the way
"You just pushed a girl!"
[QUOTE=FM-DIAF;172643]Those were ok but not really that great. I would say the best were the one I stated and:
[B]"Your just pushed a girl you *****!"
"She just..." tries to maneuver out of the way
"You just pushed a girl!"[/B][/QUOTE]
Funny since I barely even remember that...
not sure if its been said yet, but KellyAnne on the island:
KellyAnne: I would never take one of my friends food and then ate it on my own.
The Duel: CT to Diem
CT: I will be your slave this evening
[QUOTE=FreshMeat;173238]not sure if its been said yet, but KellyAnne on the island:
KellyAnne: I would never take one of my friends food and then ate it on my own.
[B]The Duel: CT to Diem
CT: I will be your slave this evening[/B][/QUOTE]
I remember that. I thought that was cute.
If we're talking the first reunion where London showed up at the end, yeah, it was a good show. Puck walks out and then comes back later. Rachel put it best: "He has to be the center of attention and he can't not be."
Here are a few classic lines from that reunion:
Eric Nies: "We are probably the realest because we were just given a key, the address and told to show up."
"That's a man holdin' on to that right there." (referring to Jon Brennan of the LA cast staying a virgin until he's married).
Heather B: "They work with what you give them. If you are a *****, then you gonna end up looking a *****."
Rachel: "Puck, you can 4 and a half or you can be 10 but you are still a little boy."
David: "I just want to apologize and I will pull my own towel next time."
Judd vs Puck:
"What'd you say about Pedro when he died?! You said good riddance! Didn't you?!"
"You know what? Your mom's my secret lover." (to which someone, I think it was Norm, threw a pillow at Puck who thanked because he needed a pillow)
I've seen the "Ayanna: I SLEPT IN MY UNIFORM LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I WANTED TO WIN" quote a few times in this thread, and I always thought it was from BOTS1, but I couldn't remember it. I was watching BOTS2 just now, and then she said that, I was like, "OHHH". But I was sad cause she's one of my favorite Challenge competitors from the old challenges :[
[url=http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdcec1_favorite-challenge-quotes-and-momen_shortfilms]Dailymotion - Favorite Challenge Quotes and Moments - a Film & TV video[/url]
I made this video of some of my favorite quotes and moments..there are more parts to come :)
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