(very sorry if this has been said, but I didn't look through all 112 pages)
I was rewatching The Island last night, and Ev was talking about Kenny and Johnny: "They're not getting to that island. I don't care if Poseidon himself has to come out of the sea and stab them in the as with his triton."
fabulous, thank you so much! I loved the videos, expeically all the Coral moments. I cracked up at her on the Newlywed style challenge.
On video 5, at about 6:30 did anyone else notice that Derrick's name was on Mark's confessional?
[QUOTE=fabulous788;180636]
Part 4!!! There will be a part 5 because it was too long for just one part :) Sorry bout the small screen!![/QUOTE]
This goes to show you that the best challenges were the old ones.
[QUOTE=sarasummer;181669]"I've never seen a four year old on one of these challenges." - TJ to Ev.
I love it when TJ gets sassy![/QUOTE]
I think I cried when he said that, it was so funny!
"'YOU SHOULDN'T OF LEFT HER IN FRONT OF THE GLASS, NO YOU'RE NOT A GOOD MUDDER', YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT. AND I HOPE YOU NEVER GET A CHILD, YO. I HOPE THAT FOR YA ***, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU HIT ME, YO, TALKIN' BOUT MAH KID. YOU *****, YOU *****, YO."
-Belou, Battle of the Seasons. I found a video of that on Youtube (well, not really, it was a video of that and other challenge moments) and I keep rewinding it and laughing!
Also, I think this has already been posted, but:
"Carley comes up and she starts making the sounds of....a pregnant manatee or....a dying whale."
-Noor, Fresh Meat 2.
I tried to put together a few of my favorites without repeating others :)
Janelle (about Johnny Bananas): Does he remind you of someone from your past?
Paula: He reminds me of an idiot!
- Real World Key West
"Katie Doyle is a dirty munchkin freak" - Isaac, Duel 2 S*** they should have shown
"Just go for it, just do a WHIRLING DERVISH, WHIRLING DERVISH" - Abe to Janelle
"You're going to get through this, you're going to live, and have a lot of beautiful babies" - Timmy to Cara
- Inferno 3, Wrap n Roll challenge
from what i could read, things on the what ****** dunbar off list: "being dunbar, women, parisa, withholding protein, paula walnuts, dr laura, knowing ole miss sucks, when people breathe his air, being #2, poor editing, rooting for louisiana when from mississippi, tartar buildup, black people, starch"
and the other list, which is "times you can't joke with johnny bananas": "when he's sleeping, when he wakes up, no flat iron, when singing, when not singing, when not listening to him, when his water is too hot or cold, when he's not in charge, when he's awake, when you're awake, when he's making a point, when he sees this list, during exercise, when he's waxing his beard"
[QUOTE=jeudamants;183106]from what i could read, things on the what ****** dunbar off list: "being dunbar, women, parisa, withholding protein, paula walnuts, dr laura, knowing ole miss sucks, when people breathe his air, being #2, poor editing, rooting for louisiana when from mississippi, tartar buildup, black people, starch"
and the other list, which is "times you can't joke with johnny bananas": "when he's sleeping, when he wakes up, no flat iron, when singing, when not singing, when not listening to him, when his water is too hot or cold, when he's not in charge, when he's awake, when you're awake, when he's making a point, when he sees this list, during exercise, when he's waxing his beard"[/QUOTE]
Where are these from?
Oh sorry, forgot to say, those are from the ruins s*** they should have shown, they have a section where they pan close to the two lists the cast talks about that were made about johnny and dunbar, and I squinted to read what they had written
On the Freshmeat 2 when Ev was pissed off with Luke and TJ said... "I've never seen a four-year old on one of these challenges." That made my day. And it made up for those freaking 'to be continued'-s.
[QUOTE=TEENAH;183346]I'm Asian and my English is really poor. What TJ had in mind when he said "I've never seen a four-year old on one of these challenges." to Evelyn?[/QUOTE]
She was throwing a temper tantrum and TJ thought it was very immature.
I still love Theo crashing the scooter right after he on it on BOTSeasons. For those of you who wanted to see Mark Long as a host, it was during that Challenge.
Coral & Miz arguing like an old couple on the Sidekicks Challenge was awesome.
[QUOTE=Desertpuma;183437][B]I still love Theo crashing the scooter right after he on it on BOTSeasons.[/B] For those of you who wanted to see Mark Long as a host, it was during that Challenge.
Coral & Miz arguing like an old couple on the Sidekicks Challenge was awesome.[/QUOTE]
Haha, that was hilarious! I loved Theo.
I put this one up a few days ago, but it was deleted by the apocalypse...I know a lot of people don't like the total d-bag that Johnny Bananas has turned into (myself included), but here's a hilarious quote of his from his tolerable days, about Cara during the Ladder Race mission on Inferno 3.
"At this point, I'm pretty sure that she's not thinking about the challenge, she's thinking about probably shopping at Bloomingdale's and having a caramel macchiato from Starbuck's."
Hahah the reason I loved Johnny's quote is because he didn't say something simple from Starbucks, like a regular Coffee or Frappacino, he specifically said Caramel Macchiato.
I think one of the most famous quotes was said by Coral... "I don't ******** wrestle, I beat ******* up" hahah That was funny.
I dont remember each quote specifically, but Theo was funny when he said "we don't go into Starbucks and steal your jobs, so why are stealing ours" on FMI
"It's floating Tonya, you need to get it to go under water, Tonya get it to sink..." Rachel (CC) when Tonya threw Beth's clothes in the water on Inferno II
I loved on FM2 aftershow when Darrell was talking with Kenny and Laurel about getting voted in first and Laurel kept saying "WE made the decision"
Darrell said , "what WE?" You just did what you were told, you weren't part of making the decision."
Hilarious!
Aneesa in the Inferno 3 when discussing her wonky knee "They feel like I either should go in the Inferno or go home, and I'm like 'you know what, you can either go f$#! yourself or go f$#! yourself.'"
Loved the tone and delivery.
And my absolute favorite quote on a challenge (not sure if it's ever been brought up)
Tina discussing the meaning behind the Duels getting her Duel and Duals mixed up. "The duel, means Du; two. Two teams, two people, what the hell does the Duel mean?"
[QUOTE=CrazyRealityGuy;186328]I think one of the most famous quotes was said by Coral... "I don't ******** wrestle, I beat ******* up" hahah That was funny.
I dont remember each quote specifically, but Theo was funny when he said "we don't go into Starbucks and steal your jobs, so why are stealing ours" on FMI
"It's floating Tonya, you need to get it to go under water, Tonya get it to sink..." Rachel (CC) when Tonya threw Beth's clothes in the water on Inferno II[/QUOTE]
These are some of my favorite all time quotes. I also loved the one with Coral on FM1. I don't know it verbatim, but it was something like this.
"Last time we did a swimming challenge I told myself, "Coral, you need to brush up on your swimming." That is exactly what I did. They don't call me Coral for nothing. Fish I am."
Probably been posted, but one of my favorites quotes by my favorite challenger:
"You know what Diem? You can take your little anorexic *** and get it out of my face." - Tina, Fresh Meat
The tone and her expression just made it for me haha.
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