Josh's beef with Paulie stems from getting rejected from a threesome with him and Cara. Now someone write a poem about that.
Oh Josh, you weep, a pitiful sound, Left out again while they fool around.
Cara and Paulie? They’ll take any fool—Even Britni, fresh out of the gene pool.
But you? Not a chance, not even a shot, You begged at their door, but they’d rather rot.
Cara sneered, “Not you, keep your tears inside, While Paulie just laughed at your wounded pride.
They’d share with the reckless, the drunk, and the lame, But Josh in their bed? Too much shame.
You cry “It’s unfair!”—your tantrum’s intense, But even they have a shred of defense.
So sit in your sorrow, drown in your tears, Rejected by those with no standards in years.
You’re the bottom of barrels, the runt of the lot—Even Cara and Paulie agree: you’re not hot.
Lmaooo ngl best one yet, ty
PK who's your favorite straight male on the challenge other than Josh? Dan Walsh, Derek McCray, Tyrie and J.P.
PK who's your favorite straight male on the challenge other than Josh?
Dan Walsh, Derek McCray, Tyrie and J.P.
You gotta be trolling nobody cares about Derek
Josh's beef with Paulie stems from getting rejected from a threesome with him and Cara. Now someone write a poem about that.
Oh Josh, you weep, a pitiful sound, Left out again while they fool around.
Cara and Paulie? They’ll take any fool—Even Britni, fresh out of the gene pool.
But you? Not a chance, not even a shot, You begged at their door, but they’d rather rot.
Cara sneered, “Not you, keep your tears inside, While Paulie just laughed at your wounded pride.
They’d share with the reckless, the drunk, and the lame, But Josh in their bed? Too much shame.
You cry “It’s unfair!”—your tantrum’s intense, But even they have a shred of defense.
So sit in your sorrow, drown in your tears, Rejected by those with no standards in years.
You’re the bottom of barrels, the runt of the lot—Even Cara and Paulie agree: you’re not hot.
Lmaooo ngl best one yet, ty
You gotta be trolling nobody cares about Derek
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