The Chellenge: Battle of The Eras - Josh Martinez

Josh's beef with Paulie stems from getting rejected from a threesome with him and Cara. Now someone write a poem about that.

Oh Josh, you weep, a pitiful sound, Left out again while they fool around.

Cara and Paulie? They’ll take any fool—Even Britni, fresh out of the gene pool.

But you? Not a chance, not even a shot, You begged at their door, but they’d rather rot.

Cara sneered, “Not you, keep your tears inside, While Paulie just laughed at your wounded pride.

They’d share with the reckless, the drunk, and the lame, But Josh in their bed? Too much shame.

You cry “It’s unfair!”—your tantrum’s intense, But even they have a shred of defense.

So sit in your sorrow, drown in your tears, Rejected by those with no standards in years.

You’re the bottom of barrels, the runt of the lot—Even Cara and Paulie agree: you’re not hot.

Lmaooo ngl best one yet, ty

PK who's your favorite straight male on the challenge other than Josh?

Dan Walsh, Derek McCray, Tyrie and J.P.

You gotta be trolling nobody cares about Derek

Josh is the most improved player this season I think, not physically, but his attitude in the game. Dare I say I actually want to see him back and continue with this

Josh is the most improved player this season I think, not physically, but his attitude in the game. Dare I say I actually want to see him back and continue with this

Did you lose a dare to say this?

No just in an oddly good mood that I'm sure Ill regret later! I would still rather see anyone else to be fair, but he was the absolute worst addition to me, and this season, not so bad. 

Josh is the most improved player this season I think, not physically, but his attitude in the game. Dare I say I actually want to see him back and continue with this

I am proud of Josh for the work he has put in this season. I hope that Josh can make it to the final and win next season.

Flop. Cory took out the trash *giggles*

Killa you think Josh is attractive?

For The Next Guy: A Poem for Josh Paulie and Cara.

Josh, hold your head up high. For the next guy who wants your as s in the sky.

He will ride it like a rodeo. For the next guy, eat sweet, make your cu m taste like pistachio.

Paulie and Cara don't get it. For the next guy go ahead and dou c he out your sh i t.

Paul and Cara's sex is lame. For the next guy, take a 10 inch, it's only temporary pain.

They just cry during sex. For the next guy,  before hopping in bed lay off the Mex.

Josh, stop hating on those two cu n ts. For the next guy, lube it up & let out soft grunts.

You don't need Paulie and Cara, forget them that's the first step. For the next guy, don't forget your prep.

For goodness Sake I've told you this before. For the next guy, if you want him stay let him hit it raw.

Unlike Paulie and Cara you're in the lead. For the next guy, bend over and let him breed.

Move on for those two. For the next guy, if you follow the clues, he will stick with you like glue.

Weekly Josh Love <3

Weekly Josh Despise <3

Flush this t urd.

Flush this t urd.

Because he's not athletic? Josh is entertaining, passionate, and kind. He will win you over one day. 

I wonder how fans feel about Josh on these other shows? Is he well liked unlike in the Challenge community?

I wonder how fans feel about Josh on these other shows? Is he well liked unlike in the Challenge community?

Most Big Brother fans unfortunately dislike Josh because they hated most of the cast of his season and think that he only won because the jury disliked the other finalist more than him.

 

I wonder how fans feel about Josh on these other shows? Is he well liked unlike in the Challenge community?

Most Big Brother fans unfortunately dislike Josh because they hated most of the cast of his season and think that he only won because the jury disliked the other finalist more than him.

that's literally what happened lmao they all just hated paul more