The Chellenge: Battle of The Eras - Josh Martinez

Josh can win a hundred challenges

People will complain, try to hurt his feelings

You can say losing is the way he is

Spreading false rumors, each and every season

Good luck, Josh (Well, good luck)

Well, good luck, Josh (Well, good luck)

You can't stop someone whose heart is in competing

Good luck, Josh (Well, good luck)

Well, good luck, Josh (Well,  good luck)

You can't stop someone whose heart is in competing

you didn't rhyme worth a damn! 

 

Josh can win a hundred challenges

People will complain, try to hurt his feelings

You can say losing is the way he is

Spreading false rumors, each and every season

Good luck, Josh (Well, good luck)

Well, good luck, Josh (Well, good luck)

You can't stop someone whose heart is in competing

Good luck, Josh (Well, good luck)

Well, good luck, Josh (Well,  good luck)

You can't stop someone whose heart is in competing

you didn't rhyme worth a damn! 

I will try to do better next time.

Put it in AI.

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It still sucks because it's about Josh but at least it's a bit better.

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It still sucks because it's about Josh but at least it's a bit better.

Why is this the funniest sh it I've ever read and this poem kinda eats.

Peacekeeper22 got ATE up... and will post that they're happy AI is a fan of Josh.

Oh goodness

When Josh wants it the most

There's no easy way out

Josh is ready to win

In his mind, there's no doubt

Josh won't give up on his faith 

Wins come to those who believe it

And that's the way Josh is

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It still sucks because it's about Josh but at least it's a bit better.

I love it. I am so happy to be able to write songs about Josh and all of my faves.

When Josh wants it the most

There's no easy way out

Josh is ready to win

In his mind, there's no doubt

Josh won't give up on his faith 

Wins come to those who believe it

And that's the way Josh is

 

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Last time I do this shit for you and Josh 

 

When Josh wants it the most

There's no easy way out

Josh is ready to win

In his mind, there's no doubt

Josh won't give up on his faith 

Wins come to those who believe it

And that's the way Josh is

 

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Last time I do this shit for you and Josh 

Thank you, CosmicDiva <3

Double down

Josh Martinez, the master of cries,

Tears streaming down like Florida skies.

Every season, it’s the same old song,

Whining and losing — it won’t take long.

Eliminations? You’re the king of defeat,

A paraplegic Shauvon would leave you in the street.

Can’t win a puzzle, can’t win a brawl,

But damn, you sure know how to bawl.

Your drama’s staged in a Miami dump,

With dollar-store props and a couch with a lump.

Every fight’s fake, every tantrum rehearsed,

You’re reality TV’s version of cursed.

And the closet you’re in? Oh, it’s locked up tight,

But we all see through it — it’s clear as daylight.

Your “straight guy” act is thin as your game,

Josh, just be real, we’ll hate you the same.

So here’s your legacy, the truth at last:

The Challenge’s joke, a meme unsurpassed.

Cry your rivers, scream and shout,

But you’ll never, ever figure it out.

I think miss josh needs to be replaced with another latino male who actually has potential to win but whooo? Name NAMES!

Josh Martinez, the master of cries,

Tears streaming down like Florida skies.

Every season, it’s the same old song,

Whining and losing — it won’t take long.

Eliminations? You’re the king of defeat,

A paraplegic Shauvon would leave you in the street.

Can’t win a puzzle, can’t win a brawl,

But damn, you sure know how to bawl.

Your drama’s staged in a Miami dump,

With dollar-store props and a couch with a lump.

Every fight’s fake, every tantrum rehearsed,

You’re reality TV’s version of cursed.

And the closet you’re in? Oh, it’s locked up tight,

But we all see through it — it’s clear as daylight.

Your “straight guy” act is thin as your game,

Josh, just be real, we’ll hate you the same.

So here’s your legacy, the truth at last:

The Challenge’s joke, a meme unsurpassed.

Cry your rivers, scream and shout,

But you’ll never, ever figure it out.

 

Delete

 

Josh Martinez, the master of cries,

Tears streaming down like Florida skies.

Every season, it’s the same old song,

Whining and losing — it won’t take long.

Eliminations? You’re the king of defeat,

A paraplegic Shauvon would leave you in the street.

Can’t win a puzzle, can’t win a brawl,

But damn, you sure know how to bawl.

Your drama’s staged in a Miami dump,

With dollar-store props and a couch with a lump.

Every fight’s fake, every tantrum rehearsed,

You’re reality TV’s version of cursed.

And the closet you’re in? Oh, it’s locked up tight,

But we all see through it — it’s clear as daylight.

Your “straight guy” act is thin as your game,

Josh, just be real, we’ll hate you the same.

So here’s your legacy, the truth at last:

The Challenge’s joke, a meme unsurpassed.

Cry your rivers, scream and shout,

But you’ll never, ever figure it out.

 

 

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PK who's your favorite straight male on the challenge other than Josh?

Josh is an icon and none of what you said in your poem is true.

PK who's your favorite straight male on the challenge other than Josh?

Dan Walsh, Derek McCray, Tyrie and J.P.

Josh is an icon and none some of what you said in your poem is true.

Josh is an icon and none of what you said in your poem is true.

You quoted it so you must believe it.

 

Josh is an icon and none of what you said in your poem is true.

You quoted it so you must believe it.

I replied with a picture that sums up my reaction.

 

 

Josh is an icon and none of what you said in your poem is true.

You quoted it so you must believe it.

I replied with a picture that sums up my reaction.

That was your third response. Maybe your first one you thought you did from your alt account.

 

 

 

Josh is an icon and none of what you said in your poem is true.

You quoted it so you must believe it.

I replied with a picture that sums up my reaction.

That was your third response. Maybe your first one you thought you did from your alt account.

I couldn't load the picture.

I think miss josh needs to be replaced with another latino male who actually has potential to win but whooo? Name NAMES!

Josh does not need to be replaced. He has more than enough potential to win.

I'm-

ummm

TeaByKesha getting replaced by AI

Didn't get punked by CT like a lot of the men on this show, stands up for women, everyone whose met him says he's one of the most amazing people, a man not afraid to show emotions, gives us authentic drama then flops in eliminations to allow someone else to win. That's a king right there.