Johnny is ALSO a one trick pony. LIke he said the same immature idiot he's always been, he doesn't like large alliances (what was JEK and friends for 500?), and he's mad that the new generation of cast members won't do his bidding...
MAJOR props for you sitting through 2 hours of bananas talking, his extra screen time on this latest ep alone was unbearable.
BUT (and I hate that I’m saying this) he made one point I agree with- 90% of the new additions to cast bring NOTHING competitively to this show. I’m bored senseless of the same core people dominating the show competitively every week and the rest trying their hardest to make pointless drama for screentime. Bring new actual competitors or leave them.
How he can’t realise that queen kam is here to legitimately play and here to stay is beyond me
MAJOR props for you sitting through 2 hours of bananas talking, his extra screen time on this latest ep alone was unbearable. BUT (and I hate that I’m saying this) he made one point I agree with- 90% of the new additions to cast bring NOTHING competitively to this show. I’m bored senseless of the same core people dominating the show competitively every week and the rest trying their hardest to make pointless drama for screentime. Bring new actual competitors or leave them. How he can’t realise that queen kam is here to legitimately play and here to stay is beyond me
Johnny is a fraud, he isn’t disappointed that the new competitors suck. He is crying to production making sure they don’t give him any competition.
Johnny hates the fact that the new rookies have thinking brains and fight to stay in the game instead of being sent home first. I'm also guessing the Tori praise means she has found a spot up Bananas' *** with Leroy.
I know I know! I hate myself. But if it got him out of the game that alone would be reason enough, and probaby the only way it would happen soon. I'm sure I'd hate him by episode 2 but I don't think he'd be terrible. And it would stop his annoying confessionals where I can never be sure if he's talking like Kenny, or if Kenny copied him. I just don't see him being dropped any time soon otherwise, and TJ is pretty bland
Cara be saying the same thing as Bananas and liking similar comments on social media. For two vets who are supposed to be so athletic they are so insecure and shook when it comes to the new school challengers. They literally think someone is supposed to just hand them the money.
Johnny hates the fact that the new rookies have thinking brains and fight to stay in the game instead of being sent home first. I'm also guessing the Tori praise means she has found a spot up Bananas' *** with Leroy. :lol:
I know I know! I hate myself. But if it got him out of the game that alone would be reason enough, and probaby the only way it would happen soon. I'm sure I'd hate him by episode 2 but I don't think he'd be terrible. And it would stop his annoying confessionals where I can never be sure if he's talking like Kenny, or if Kenny copied him. I just don't see him being dropped any time soon otherwise, and TJ is pretty bland
Lol other way around Bananas wants to be Kenny so bad
Recap of johnny bananas on challenge mania (aka more proof that this dude has severe delusions of grandeur. and i know it's long af but the podcast is 2 hour long so...)
on the challenge overall: he considers the challenge neverland and says he learned a lot from watching himself on the show then says "i've been able to watch myself grow up from a 36 year-old immature adolescent idiot to a 22 year-old immature adolescent idiot"
on tj lavin: the challenge wouldn't be the challenge w/o tj lavin; johnny isn't interested in replacing him at all, and he thinks he would be too hard for him anyways because he knows the cast too well
on what he had to work on to become a host: he's used to being the talker, dominating conversations, and not listening, so he actually had to learn to ask questions, listen to other people talk, and to be interested in what they say
on why he keeps coming back: because he's ****** up + "i'm a gatekeeper bro, i need to protect the house that we created" from the new cast members who are camera-hungry and who are "bastardizing the show"
on the new casting process: new castmembers are unfunny, unathletic one-trick ponies with no depth who all do the same thing: get drunk, scream and yell
on them casting people from outside the real world/road rules: he agrees with the idea in theory, as long as those cast members actually bring something different and unique to the table, which most don't
on the difference between the old school vs. new cast members: the "forefathers of the challenge" (himself, ct, derrick, kenny, evan, darrell, wes, coral, veronica, rachel, tina, paula, jodie, etc.) stood on their own two feet, respected the vets and didn't try to shine by "blowing out somebody's candle" or by attaching themselves to the most famous person on the show. the new cast members don't respect the real vets, and think the only way they'll be interesting and have a storyline is by hooking up w/ or starting drama w/ people like him and cara maria
who are the good new cast members: tori deal
thoughts on other new cast members: doesn't like anyone who needs a large alliance to feel safe (implied the young bucks and the lavender ladies), devin (has a personality but not athletic), hunter (athletic but "dumb as a bag of dog shit"), nelson ("can't even spell his own name"), kam (doesn't deserve to call herself a queen yet), paulie (a superfan who's desperate to make a name for himself),
on derrick not getting called back: he doesn't get it and wishes they would cast him
on his experience on final reckoning: basically implied that everyone gang people who go with the flow don't stick out and if everyone is ganged up on him and tony, the way to stand out is to side with them
on who he'd pass the torch to as the face of the challenge: tony
on themes he'd like to see in the future: allies
on when he plans on leaving the show: he plans on doing it "until the wheels fall off" because "the only thing that's better than bananas is more bananas"
Thanks doing this for us ❤❤
& thank God I didn't waste my time listening to his delusional nonsense.
Johnny hates the fact that the new rookies have thinking brains and fight to stay in the game instead of being sent home first. I'm also guessing the Tori praise means she has found a spot up Bananas' *** with Leroy. :lol:
She has hence him and Leroy were talking shit about Kam a few weeks ago. The things I was told that were said about her between those two were extremely disgusting.
First off let me give props to Cherrypie for recaping that shit. I know me(and several other people here) were not about to listen to that ******** for 2 hours. You da Real MVP.
Now on to what he said...
Honestly all of that horseshit just really exemplifies why I hate him so **** much. I mean first of all how are you gonna sit here and say these new kids all suck and aren't good competiors when they have beaten your *** countless times now? And what is this horsehit about respecting vets? NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE AND KISS YOUR *** BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS SHOW YOUR JOB! **** OFF WITH THAT MENTALITY. And if we really wanna talk about that shit then look at how you treated Coral on Gauntlet 3? Better yet, look how you treated TONYA, I mean she was a vet and look what your two friends did to her..
It's pretty clear that he doesn't like the new kids because they don't bow to him and honestly I don't get why he expects these people to just lay out the ******* red carpet for him and let him win..I mean You generation of challengers did that on the regular. Doesn't mean this new breed has to as well. And if we're really being honest who the **** is you really? You're in the same boat as they are, some ******* on a reality show that can't even get a million views WHILE THEIR MAIN STARS ARE ON EVERY SEASON. Drop the entitlement and humble yourself please.
I also will give him props for wanting to pass the torch to King Tony. I personally would give it to Nelson but Tony is not a bad choice at all. Tony Time>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
And I also liked that he wants Allies as a format when we on here have been suggesting that for the LONGEST time. That was pretty cool.
I also will give him props for wanting to pass the torch to King Tony. I personally would give it to Nelson but Tony is not a bad choice at all. Tony Time>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And I also liked that he wants Allies as a format when we on here have been suggesting that for the LONGEST time. That was pretty cool.
I think he's an idiot for wanting Allies. Tony's relationships, specifiaclly with Zach, are the best thing he has going for him. If he was with Leroy then they'd be screwed
Johnny is ALSO a one trick pony. LIke he said the same immature idiot he's always been, he doesn't like large alliances (what was JEK and friends for 500?), and he's mad that the new generation of cast members won't do his bidding...
He and his minions are all one trick ponies lol. Having to write notes to make yourself relevant.
Imagine wanting people to call you Bananas when bananas are bigger then you are.
The worst thing to happen to this show.
He lost all creditability when he said Tori Deal was the best new addition. He lost even more creditability saying Derrick should return.
I desperately want Johnny off the show, but... don't shoot me... I'd be okay with him taking over for TJ.....!
MAJOR props for you sitting through 2 hours of bananas talking, his extra screen time on this latest ep alone was unbearable.
BUT (and I hate that I’m saying this) he made one point I agree with- 90% of the new additions to cast bring NOTHING competitively to this show. I’m bored senseless of the same core people dominating the show competitively every week and the rest trying their hardest to make pointless drama for screentime. Bring new actual competitors or leave them.
How he can’t realise that queen kam is here to legitimately play and here to stay is beyond me
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i want him to go bag these clothes I just bought from banana republic
Johnny is a fraud, he isn’t disappointed that the new competitors suck. He is crying to production making sure they don’t give him any competition.
Johnny hates the fact that the new rookies have thinking brains and fight to stay in the game instead of being sent home first. I'm also guessing the Tori praise means she has found a spot up Bananas' *** with Leroy.
I know I know! I hate myself. But if it got him out of the game that alone would be reason enough, and probaby the only way it would happen soon. I'm sure I'd hate him by episode 2 but I don't think he'd be terrible. And it would stop his annoying confessionals where I can never be sure if he's talking like Kenny, or if Kenny copied him. I just don't see him being dropped any time soon otherwise, and TJ is pretty bland
Cara be saying the same thing as Bananas and liking similar comments on social media. For two vets who are supposed to be so athletic they are so insecure and shook when it comes to the new school challengers. They literally think someone is supposed to just hand them the money.
Reduced what could've been the greatest reality TV franchise in history down to shit.
Can somebody send that sypnosis to Shane, Trillmanda, Marie, etc.? He needs a good dragging.
Can’t wait for Ashley Cain to take him out episode 1 next season, it’ll be the only episode I watch.
oh she’s a lock for S33 then
these new competitors suck but i don’t see him in any finals...
Lol other way around Bananas wants to be Kenny so bad
Funny how he likes Tori, when she seems to be the only one that licks the vets' shoes.
Thanks doing this for us ❤❤
& thank God I didn't waste my time listening to his delusional nonsense.
She has hence him and Leroy were talking shit about Kam a few weeks ago. The things I was told that were said about her between those two were extremely disgusting.
Yea I don’t even have time to read the recap
First off let me give props to Cherrypie for recaping that shit. I know me(and several other people here) were not about to listen to that ******** for 2 hours. You da Real MVP.
Now on to what he said...
Honestly all of that horseshit just really exemplifies why I hate him so **** much. I mean first of all how are you gonna sit here and say these new kids all suck and aren't good competiors when they have beaten your *** countless times now? And what is this horsehit about respecting vets? NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE AND KISS YOUR *** BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS SHOW YOUR JOB! **** OFF WITH THAT MENTALITY. And if we really wanna talk about that shit then look at how you treated Coral on Gauntlet 3? Better yet, look how you treated TONYA, I mean she was a vet and look what your two friends did to her..
It's pretty clear that he doesn't like the new kids because they don't bow to him and honestly I don't get why he expects these people to just lay out the ******* red carpet for him and let him win..I mean You generation of challengers did that on the regular. Doesn't mean this new breed has to as well. And if we're really being honest who the **** is you really? You're in the same boat as they are, some ******* on a reality show that can't even get a million views WHILE THEIR MAIN STARS ARE ON EVERY SEASON. Drop the entitlement and humble yourself please.
I also will give him props for wanting to pass the torch to King Tony. I personally would give it to Nelson but Tony is not a bad choice at all. Tony Time>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
And I also liked that he wants Allies as a format when we on here have been suggesting that for the LONGEST time. That was pretty cool.
Lmaooo thank you littleitaly
And you're welcome pinkrose and debut album
I think he's an idiot for wanting Allies. Tony's relationships, specifiaclly with Zach, are the best thing he has going for him. If he was with Leroy then they'd be screwed
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