Recap of johnny bananas on challenge mania (aka more proof that this dude has severe delusions of grandeur. and i know it's long af but the podcast is 2 hour long so...)
on the challenge overall: he considers the challenge neverland and says he learned a lot from watching himself on the show then says "i've been able to watch myself grow up from a 22 year-old immature adolescent idiot to a 36 year-old immature adolescent idiot" (woops i made a typo earlier)
on tj lavin: the challenge wouldn't be the challenge w/o tj lavin; johnny isn't interested in replacing him at all, and he thinks he would be too hard for him anyways because he knows the cast too well
on what he had to work on to become a host: he's used to being the talker, dominating conversations, and not listening, so he actually had to learn to ask questions, listen to other people talk, and to be interested in what they say
on why he keeps coming back: because he's ****** up + "i'm a gatekeeper bro, i need to protect the house that we created" from the new cast members who are camera-hungry and who are "bastardizing the show"
on the new casting process: new castmembers are unfunny, unathletic one-trick ponies with no depth who all do the same thing: get drunk, scream and yell
on them casting people from outside the real world/road rules: he agrees with the idea in theory, as long as those cast members actually bring something different and unique to the table, which most don't
on the difference between the old school vs. new cast members: the "forefathers of the challenge" (himself, ct, derrick, kenny, evan, darrell, wes, coral, veronica, rachel, tina, paula, jodie, etc.) stood on their own two feet, respected the vets and didn't try to shine by "blowing out somebody's candle" or by attaching themselves to the most famous person on the show. the new cast members don't respect the real vets, and think the only way they'll be interesting and have a storyline is by hooking up w/ or starting drama w/ people like him and cara maria
who are the good new cast members: tori deal (that's it, scott insisted but johnny wouldn't name anyone else except for her)
thoughts on other new cast members: doesn't like anyone who needs a large alliance to feel safe (implied the young bucks and the lavender ladies), devin (has a personality but not athletic), hunter (athletic but "dumb as a bag of dog shit"), nelson ("can't even spell his own name"), kam (doesn't deserve to call herself a queen yet), paulie (a superfan who's desperate to make a name for himself),
on derrick not getting called back: he doesn't get it and wishes they would cast him
on his experience on final reckoning: basically implied that everyone ganged up on tony and him and then said that people who go with the flow don't stick out, and that if everyone is ganging up on someone the way to stand out is to side with them (another huge typo, my bad)
on who he'd pass the torch to as the face of the challenge: tony
on themes he'd like to see in the future: allies
on when he plans on leaving the show: he plans on doing it "until the wheels fall off" because "the only thing that's better than bananas is more bananas"
Bananas doesn't like that new cast members don't bow down to the vets lol. What are they supposed to do? Be useless for 3 seasons and keep getting called back until they catch a lucky break like he did when Abe quit The Island?
No words. If anybody is driving & ever sees him walking, please hit the gas & spear him as hard as you can.These are the type of ************* they like to push to the young masses. ******* up entire generations.
I usually summarize the recaps on my twitter but I can’t listen to bananas for almost two hours
The new Nany twitter account is fake. Don't follow it
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Laterrian and big sy
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Laurel sticking up for Amanda, people aren't having it. Hahaha.
Honestly, she sticks up for anything Anti-Cara. So I really wouldn't think too much of it.
I loved her dragging Zach, it was hilarious.
OG's! Sy was also with Osama Beth Laden & Eric Nies a few weeks ago.
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ashley pregaming allainces for future challanges
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Who's the blonde girl?
Wendell, Ashley & Jeremy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Pretty sure she won the blind date season of the Amazing Race.
Ashley Brooke and Jeremy>>>
I would be down for Jeremy on The Challenge, he’ll offer more than Brad does.
He's my favorite male survivor winner of all time, but he would not fit in on the challenge sksksks. Wendell could hold it down for us though.
Jeremy would fit in more than Wendell lol. I’ll take both though.
Jeremy is 40, he wouldn't be into that scene anyways.
Tyson’s looking rougher than usual
Aren’t Aneesa, Veronica, and Brad all 40?
Wendell was drunk as **** at that event lmaoooooo he'll fit right in.
I don't remember him saying he killed animals but he said everything else, yes... i'll try to recap it later if i have the patience.
And there's no challenge mania thread on here, is there?
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Recap of johnny bananas on challenge mania (aka more proof that this dude has severe delusions of grandeur. and i know it's long af but the podcast is 2 hour long so...)
No words. If anybody is driving & ever sees him walking, please hit the gas & spear him as hard as you can.
These are the type of ************* they like to push to the young masses. ******* up entire generations.
So I've seen how many people now on the cast ask for this theme and we still haven't got it. I'd personally enjoy it to.
Bananas doesn't like that new cast members don't bow down to the vets lol. What are they supposed to do? Be useless for 3 seasons and keep getting called back until they catch a lucky break like he did when Abe quit The Island?
Lol the hypocrisy
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