Favorite VH1 Show Quotes

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Trishelle was so different on Surreal Life. Like when her and Traci Bingham got in a fight. I don't remember a specific quote but the fight was hilarious.
I do remember her parting words: "This is [B]probably[/B] the last reality show i'll do." Emphasis on "probably", since then she did Kill Reality, Reunited: The Real World Vegas, and Fear Factor among some so she [B]really[/B] craves attention from the camera lens no matter if it's tv or film.
[quote=blanky667;107702]Huh?[/quote] Fox's theme song on Daisy of Love
Real Chance of Love 2 "You got a lot of liquid courage in that ***!" Baker to Vegas "What's your real name Shaun?" Vegas to Baker "Como que 'I don't know!" Mamacita to Chance "Real!" Ribbon to Chance "Is that devil I'm seeing?" or somthing along those lines haha, Real talking about Ribbon "Everything good, Bro?" Again, around those lines, Wiggly to Chance Haha some of the little we have seen from the show.
[quote=Dademo;107786]Fox's theme song on Daisy of Love[/quote]Oh, never mind then. Haha.
on I love money 1 Entertainer: Get out of my room! Pumkin: **** you and your little two inch p***s Entertainer(smiling): Get out of my room!
New York goes Hollywood- when looking for a p.a the first women comes in and puts her hand out and goes to shake New Yorks hand but New York looks at it and walks away , and also.. "so what kind of lessons do i need " -New York "well maybe you should start off with some physciartrist lessons" - p.a wannabe "***** get the hell out of my house"- New York i found that pretty funny and alsoo.. another scenario is when the fat guy comes in with new yorks c.d clip really late before she does some acting on the stage "here's the c.d i hope you like it"-fat guy "yeh i hope i like it to"- New York "urmm..well break a leg"-fat guy "how about i break yours"- New york
Surreal Life 2: Vanilla Ice: "Why are we buying food in this market?! They don't even have the Jimmy Dean franks with the grease just the way i like it, can't get that from anything other than Jimmy Dean grease." (When they were buying food at the small market)
"I kicked that ****** in the ***** chest!" Megan(CS2) "And? If you do sumtin imma knock u out!" Bootz(CS1) My favorite one though is: "That was a neck grab!!! :(" Toastee on ILM1 after she ran up behind Megan and got pushed on the ground.
"So coodlehead (Was that what she said?) gets the glass after me. I'm thinking, why? She looks like a ****ing P.E teacher." -- Cocktail on "For The Love of Ray Jay", talking about Unique.
Can't they see that I'm not blind, and I can really see? That I'm not dumb? And I'm going to kick their ***es- It (ILM2) I went to college but thought "this is lame, I'll be a stripper"- Ashley (CS3) I feel like a crackhead in the Crack Olympics- It (ILM2) I decided to pick Ice...because I've never really sat down and talked to him- Saaphyri (ILM2) Every man in this world knows everything about you! All they gotta do is turn to page 22!- Kelsey (ROLB) Oh my god, I hate kids. I mean, grow up already- Natasha (CS3)
People who eat basil are LAME! - Ashley from ROLB
"They've got some crazy *** *****es in this place. No wonder they only have butter knives in this house." - Lil Hood on "For The Love of Ray J".
"Shut your mouth and read that damn magazine girl!"- New York (Flavor of Love 2) "I never thought in a million years that a human could sprout plastic hair. Kudos"- New York (Flavor of Love 2) "How's you steak hun? That's the meat you've been waiting for!"- New York (FOL 2) "She needs to look up the definition of the word celibate because that girl looks like she spreads it to the world"- New York (FOL 2)
-"Deelishes can I talk to you for a second? It's like you always wanna call somebody else out on their ***"- New York -"What did I call you out on???" - Deelishes -"My mouth, have you SEEN yourself lately??" - New York -"I'm a ***** lady" - Deelishes
"I think guys are stupid but they're stupider when there is hot girls around.", Megan on ILM1. "I think I'll do good in this challenge because I love money and I'm great at stuffing things.", Brandi C. on ILM1.
"im not good at spiiting. im better at sucking" Brandi C. on ILM
Flex- My letter says that i have an anger problem. F*** that, that's b*******.
"Beverly, your the lamest ***** I've ever seen" Farrah drunk at eliminations
"Who's beverly?!"- Ashley @ Kelsey's elimination
"Deelishes' mom is an innovator, I never knew in a million years that a human could sprout plastic hair, is she from another planet? - New York

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