Favorite VH1 Show Quotes

"You better stop disturbing my prayers before god directs me to whoop your ***!" - Saaphyri

Lol yeah. I'll try to find more, but it will be difficult since I've only watched a couple of episodes of the Love shows.

Flex- There is no way 12 pack has any cooking skills, come on he is a professional doushebag. Flex- Great I have to fight ************. Flex- You know what's really fun to do after you have been burned, Cage Fighting. 12 pack- Baby need a bottle!(talking about chi chi) Big Rig- Some zucchini s***! Flex- I start pounding the meat to tenderize it, and im starting to get a *****. Flex- Im thinking oh crap, hope Daisy likes ramen. Big Rig- I grab zucchini quiche, and thats exactly what im going to make. I'm going to make it the best zucchini quiche you ever put in ya mouth. Flex- The match took a whole 39 seconds, which was a little longer than i expected, but hey i got the job done. (about his cage fight with 6 gauge)

Even though Ashley isn't one of my favorites anymore, "People who eat basil are LAME."

[quote=blanky667;90494]"You better stop disturbing my prayers before god directs me to whoop your ***!" - Saaphyri[/quote] "I know without God, I would have never hit H-Town to get me here to Charm School"- Saaphyri and here's another one I've always found funny... "Nobody touched me, my daddy didn't fondle me, I'm just a well adjusted woman who really like ***."- Nibblz

People who eat basil are lame, lol. That is a good one. Although I have always hated Ashley she says some funny stuff. Buckwild says some funny stuff too.

[quote=Lionsfan780;90507]Flex- There is no way 12 pack has any cooking skills, come on he is a professional doushebag. Flex- Great I have to fight ************. Flex- You know what's really fun to do after you have been burned, Cage Fighting. 12 pack- Baby need a bottle!(talking about chi chi) Big Rig- Some zucchini s***! Flex- I start pounding the meat to tenderize it, and im starting to get a *****. Flex- Im thinking oh crap, hope Daisy likes ramen. Big Rig- I grab zucchini quiche, and thats exactly what im going to make. I'm going to make it the best zucchini quiche you ever put in ya mouth. Flex- The match took a whole 39 seconds, which was a little longer than i expected, but hey i got the job done. (about his cage fight with 6 gauge)[/quote] Thanks LionsFan!!! OT for a second, there will never ever be another man as good as Barry Sanders!! Thanks for all the Flex and Big Rig ones, I really like these 2, but I have to say Flex takes the cake, he is truly hilarious :) One of my favorite Flex one liners would be right as the paintball guys are walking in and he says "Awwww **** me Proper!"

"Saggy ***** suck."--Megan Lol that was hilarious.

"If you wanna date a rockstar, better get used to falling off the stage bittcchhhh."- Ashley

[quote=LilysMom;90577]Thanks LionsFan!!! OT for a second, there will never ever be another man as good as Barry Sanders!! Thanks for all the Flex and Big Rig ones, I really like these 2, but I have to say Flex takes the cake, he is truly hilarious :) One of my favorite Flex one liners would be right as the paintball guys are walking in and he says "Awwww **** me Proper!"[/quote] Flex and Big Rig are my favorites too. Flex is one of the funniest people ever on the vh1 shows.

buckwild on Charm SSchool:''my style is like a slot machine. Slot not slutt theres a big difference''

"I'm not stupid. I know that you're supposed to screw a screw." - KO on Charm School.

"I've thrown many drunk people in their beds. Espescially myself on a regular basis." - Ashley on CS3 (Charm School 3) "I think K.O. is a liar. I don't think K.O. has anything wrong with her except for the fact that she wears ponytails and basketball shorts everyday." - Ashley on CS3

Who loves cash more than stripper? Hello. -Angelique I didnt know they made bikinis in size fat ****. -Ashley You aint gon out talk me. I got surround sound in this mother f***er! -Kiki You better make a decision you turtle faced b***h! -Buckwild The triplets are hot. I'd take em home. -Weasel Those little ********! _New York I hate kids. Like, grow up already. -Natasha Saggy ***** suck. -Meagan Paris Hilton tryna talk **** already. Well at least mine are real *****. -Pumkin Then why do you want a **** job. -Meagan

Flex- No matter how many rooms Sinister and Chi Chi move away from each other, they are still deeply in love with each other and they should think about getting married.

"Half the money is going to my momma and my dadda, and the other half are going to strippers. What man I'm going to be real with you thats what I'm going do."- Midget Mac (ILM1) "Midget Mac don't wanna touch that wa-ter."- Midget Mac (ILM1) "I think I have wood... Hey hey thats a good thing, means your doing a great job."- Mr.Boston (ILM1) There's just to many funny quotes out there lol

[quote=RoadRuler;91736] "Midget Mac don't wanna touch that wa-ter."- Midget Mac (ILM1) [/quote] Is that from when he was in the floatie going across the water? I saw that clip last night, it was HILARIOUS when it popped and NY had a really funny quote which escapes me now.

From NY goes to work... "You ready to sweat today NY" - NY's trainer "O I'm good at spreading... I mean sweating... Especially in the bedroom" - NY That scene just made me crack up LMAO

Flavor Flav: "Flavor Flaav!" then the girls repeat it.

[QUOTE=dplayer18;92603]Flavor Flav: "Flavor Flaav!" then the girls repeat it.[/QUOTE] You know what time it is? ;)

LOL, He even has a song of that.

"Beyonce! Beyonce! You look more like Luther Vandross!"- New York (FOL 1) "I am a natural beauty. This I know. This we all know."- New York (FOL 1)

[QUOTE=weslacoeast9;92623]Really?I didn't know about that!(runs to Youtube lol).[/QUOTE] Yeah he recorded it a few years back lol.

From I Love New York: "Man, next thing I know, this nerdy *** (bleep) (bleep), looking like Al Gore's Little Nephew's come holla at me and get in all my business. And I-I... boy I front side to death." Chance on Mr. Boston. LMAO