Favorite VH1 Show Quotes

Farrah on CS3 "Whatever, Stryker just wishes he could get to know me on the inside"

New York: You look like a fairy princess...that resides over the pits of ****. (FOL2 about Buckwild) BayBayBay: 'Cause she's crazy. Something is wrong with her. (RCOL about ****) Anonymous: Why do homeless people need pens? Megan: Because they want to go to school and get a house. :) (Charm School) Megan: I'm collecting pens for homeless people that need to write. Bag Lady: I'm homeless. Megan: I know. Then these will all come back to you. Bag Lady: Oh, that's great but I don't have one to give you. I'm sorry. Megan: Aww, maybe one day you'll have all these. Brandi M.: I'm gonna shove every single one of those 53 pens up her ***. (Charm School 2)

OMGGG, those quotes are hilarious! Welcome to Vevmo!

[quote=tjhallow;93878]OMGGG, those quotes are hilarious! Welcome to Vevmo![/quote] Thanks. Jessica: Well I worked for NASA. Raven: Oh that's good, in what capacity? Raven: I'm like what *****, you f****** escort for NASA? Get the **** outta here. (Charm School 2)

Courtney on Charm School 2"All I know is that im allergic to *********" "Did you know that your daughters a *****?" Heather to Laceys dad on Rock Of Love Monique on Charm School " That apple was hot as ****! What the **** made her think I want a titty apple?" Brooke on Charm School" Do you like to **** or make love?"

Oh there's just so friggin many. . . Pretty much everything Sapphyri said during her fight with that chick, my personal favs (besides the prayer one): "you want some lip chap?" I think it was the circumstances more than the line that made it funny. "I only started hitting you because you were on the floor" "B***h, I don't live in Compton. I live on 54th and Crenshaw" "You hittin me with flowers?" "You can't just be hittin people with flowers" Others: "I can smell tuna on your breath." Dallas "You're smelling your own p***y." Lacey "Your breath would smell like my p***y" - Dallas "Don't threaten me with a good time." "Can I get her off this pole and onto my pole?" Bret "I'm not gonna turn gay. I can't see myself marrying a woman. I'll have *** with one, don't get me wrong, but then I'll kick her out afterwards." Brandi C. (or is it M.?) "I may be a lady but I manhandled that b***h." Rodeo "You act like some sort of A list celebrity." Lacey "I am b***h!" Heather "I've worked for NASA." Jessica "Were you an escort for NASA?" Raven "If I win the money I would spread the word about mentally challenged dogs." Megan "Melissa popped her ****, that's what you get when you spend $500 on a **** job in Tijuana" Ashley (I think she tries too hard, but even I laughed at this) "Danger she smashed a homie." I think it was Tom Green? "They don't know that I'm not really blind, and I really can see, I'm actually smarter than them and I'm going to kick their a**es" It "I feel like a crackhead in the Crack Olympics" It "I will do anything for the money: eat sand, drink ocean water. But I cannot, y'all already know, I will not get this weave wet." - Myammee "Woah you pretty mad huh?" Understatement of the year by Sapphyri to Leilene (when is she up for parole? I miss her.) I'm sure some of these aren't verbatim though.

[quote=Binary Solo;94061] "Woah you pretty mad huh?" Understatement of the year by Sapphyri to Leilene (when is she up for parole? I miss her.) [/quote] Oh that was great!! :lol2:

"Saggy ***** Suck." Megan **** And then she smiles the whole time when Pumkin is yelling.

I loved how Feisty from FtLoRJ always used the word "Tropical" it was shown in one of the clip shows I think, but it was funny.

"I don't care if its cotton balls or Q-tips. If you hit me with something its goin down!" Saaphyri at the FOL2 reunion "**** happens" Sumthin

Saaphyri during the debate on CS1: "They think they are the ************"

[QUOTE=MissDemeanor;95216]Saaphyri during the debate on CS1: "They think they are the masturbaters"[/QUOTE] LOL...I remember that, Saaphyri has delivered some great quotes, LOL.

I agree that Sapphyri is hilarious. After arguing in bed with It, about to go to sleep, rolls over and says: "You wanna do it?"

[quote=OtherPplsDrama;95229]I agree that Sapphyri is hilarious. After arguing in bed with It, about to go to sleep, rolls over and says: "You wanna do it?"[/quote] Saaphyri is hilarious. There was a bonus scene where she was talking about 20 Pack having "Gay Man Syndrome." It's pretty funny.

"When we drive up and I see this obstacle course said "Oh heeeeeeeeeell no, they tryna get rid of the big girl". **** obstacle course, you must be out your mind. I'm tired, I'm big, I'm not invincible." Like Dat Charm School "Pick your team member...you ain't picking a husband. Let's go!" Sargeant to Saaphyri before she picks Hottie

NYGTH..."You should have never put me in a room with that fat, nasty, grease *****." lol

"My grandfather was a beautiful black man." Oh dear Brittaney Starr "You're a cute girl." Saaphyri "You said I was ugly." Myammee "It's like everybody just says something." Saaphyri "Maybe she's mad because I walk around in lingerie and she can't wear lingerie, she has to wear sleepwear." Myammee about Saaphyri "I'm the modern day Martin Luther King" So Hood "You acting like you ain't never been to charm school." Saaphyri to Leilene "Do you know how many shots are in a bottle? 16." Marcia

"******** ******** camelto oh my god look at the ******** AHHH ********!"- Kristy Jo

Marcia on CS3: "I'm so hot...standing here breathing." "You? Please girl, you need a sharpie to fix those eyebrows." Marcia "What you doing uh...so ho?" "Myammee came prepared this time. She got some weave coverage insurance, she ready to get some money." Buckwild ILM2 "Donate some of that **** fat to out of the closet." KiKi CS3

[quote=brentbrutalz;95984]"******** ******** camelto oh my god look at the ******** AHHH ********!"- Kristy Jo[/quote] <333333333. Kristy Jo is amazing.

"Hey ***** you better tuck those b***s in, before somebody sees you." - Vegas on Real Chance of Love 2, when she was arguing with Show Me and Baker.

[QUOTE=blanky667;107493]"Hey ***** you better tuck those b***s in, before somebody sees you." - Vegas on Real Chance of Love 2, when she was arguing with Show Me and Baker.[/QUOTE] Classic.

"What are you talking about?! ARE YOU ON CRACK?!" Jane Wiedlin's first reaction to Chyna actually considering getting back together with the ****** ex-boyfriend and trying to leave the house. (Surreal Life 4)

I miss Surreal Life! Charo was hilarious!

Donald (MWAM) "In the words of Lady Gaga, 'Just dance. It'll be okay. Just dance." "At elimination, I don't want it to be like a nsync concert because I don't want to be saying bye bye bye" ****

Yeah I really like Donald's out of left field quotes. I wish we could have seen more of them. Oh and when he said (not verbatim but something along the lines of): "Waiting for Megan to choose I felt like Angel in the Season 2 finale of Buffy when he got stabbed in the heart." Donald, keep dancing.

"Fox" Lol

[quote=Dademo;107700]"Fox" Lol[/quote]Huh?

"This is Ron and i'm happy to say he is a good person." Tammy Faye at the end of Surreal Life 2 when her husband picks her up and she introduces him to Ron Jeremy and describes him to her husband. I probably got the quote wrong but it was really touching to see a hardcore religious woman having nothing but praise to say about a **** star. Not something that happens often. Tammy Faye R.I.P.

[QUOTE=Francid;107724]"This is Ron and i'm happy to say he is a good person." Tammy Faye at the end of Surreal Life 2 when her husband picks her up and she introduces him to Ron Jeremy and describes him to her husband. I probably got the quote wrong but it was really touching to see a hardcore religious woman having nothing but praise to say about a **** star. Not something that happens often. Tammy Faye R.I.P.[/QUOTE] Yeah she was so cute when she said that, LOL. RIP