Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

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Inferno 1(Julie wanting to wrestle Coral) Coral: "I don't wrestle, i ****** beat b******** up.
The Inferno 1 deleted scenes were hilarious, especially: "I look up and I see CT, and he's spooning Julie from the back going, 'Who's my little stormin' Mormon?'" --David And from Gauntlet 2, I think it's already been said, but I love it: "Beth just sucks at being a person." --Montana Duel 2 S#!t they should have shown: "Katie Doyle is a dirty little munchkin freak." "It started off as a little pushy fight...and then I saw him grand-suplex her off a mountain." "Yeah, cause Rachel's a lesbian...and she's not the I didn't get enough attention from my dad when I was a kid so I make out with girls at random parties kind of lesbian...I think she's an actual lesbian. Like, she really likes girls." "I've always wanted to be a cat." --Isaac Aneesa (during the Shauvon impression): Uummmm...Ummmmm.... Mark: Aneesa, I think you got flatter! Aneesa: I'm wearing four bras.
I loved every single quote from the Leah-Kendal Inferno. Those were hilarious!
[quote=dplayer18;93949]I loved every single quote from the Leah-Kendal Inferno. Those were hilarious![/quote] haha, yeah the inferno 1 had some great quotes.
The rest have been said in this thread. Inferno 3 Johnny - "It's called the ***************, it starts like this and you go into one of these.." Timmy - "and you're positive this is gonna be one of the challenges" Johnny - "yes.. see now this is how it goes" Timmy - "aha.. and what do you call that move?" Atlon laughing in the background Timmy - "There's no way Johnny, that you're going to convince me that there's going to be a blow-up doll challenge" Johnny - "it takes strong lungs, that's the only thing."
I really want a challenge where Issac & Coral are team mates. They have the best lines.
The female that has the best lines is Coral. The guys that have the best lines are Evan, Kenny and CT.
Bronne: (to Derek) Gay me up! Gay me up as much as you can!
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"Girls Night!!!" "Do you love it?"
Bronne: "V neck....totally gay." All I could think of was Tyler wearing one in the G3 opening. I lol'd.
Gauntlet 2- Ep. 7 "Beth is the same as she was 10 years ago. You would think over the process of 10 years, there would be a little bit of personal growth, but there's been no growth with Beth, except for in the thighs."- Montana "Beth just sucks at being a person."- Montana
Gauntlet 2(Pull Me challenge) Brad- We need to get the d*** team together, and we do have a little bit of cancer on it. Timmy- Here's the deal, one of us is going to have to bang Beth. Timmy- it's a female challenge today, and a female gauntlet. It's time to start thinking as a female!( saying this while wearing a wig and a shirt with a painted on bikinni) Ibis- M.J is turning purple, Alton looks like he is in pain as well, Jodi's screaming. It looks so hard from where im sitting, im terrified. Mark- Establish your weight and plant your a** on the ground. Nice! Landon- Our deliberation is pretty cut and dry, she knew it, we knew it. Let's get it on! Gauntlet 2(Blind Trust challenge) Jodi- Alton is being led across by Jillian, she's not telling him anything. David- Who tells you to go backwards on a plank 20 feet off the ground while your blindfolded? Only Katie! Robin- With your left arm reach up Timmy- This is my left arm. T.J- So far Robin is about 1 for 20 on her left and right foots and hands. It's amazing! M.J- Now that Ibis is going to be here for the final challenge, I want Kina to carry Ibis to the finish line because she hasnt been able to finish some of the challenges and I will be one mad ******* if sit here and loose it because of Ibis!
[quote=Lionsfan780;94376]Timmy- it's a female challenge today, and a female gauntlet. It's time to start thinking as a female!( saying this while wearing a wig and a shirt with a painted on bikinni)[/quote] The best thing about that is he had that outfit on almost the entire episode, and that comment was the only thing ever said about it. It was hilarious.
Hahaa, the people on these challenges really do come up with some hilarious and amazing quotes about Beth.
how do all f yoremember all of these quotes?!? and if you're re-watching them what website are you using? unless you taped them or something lol
"Let's see if your bite is as big as your bark" Kenny talking about Coral after she found out beth got voted to face her - Gauntlet 3 love this quote lol
Colie- RW: Denver "I just love making out, it's one of my hobbies. I'm not good at baseball, but i'm good at kissing."
I think that Colie is underappreciated. She is one of the funniest Real World females. I hope she is not done with challenges just because of her bad experience on The Island .
Since I'm also rewatching the Gauntlet 2... Timmy, when the girls bake the guys cookies before the final guys Guantlet day- "Do you know what I taste? I taste [I]love[/I]." In general it's not a very funny quote, but the way Timmy delivers it was hilarious to me!
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Anything involving Katie and Veronica's feud.
"When you mess with my money you mess with my emotions" Melissa to Julie on BOTS1
Veronica: The game use to play me, now i play the game. (or something along those lines) They actually outsmarted me (about the good guys on the I3)
Fresh Meat Wes: "Kenny and Tina just potentially won this challenge, and the only thing that Kenny is worried about is that he's no longer pretty. Tear."
Battle of the Sexes 2 (With the pop culture/bike jumping challenge, one of the questions was fill in the lyrics to the milkshake song, and Theo say brings the boys to the bar) Tina: How can you not know its yard...idiot (In the reunion when Sophia accuses Tonya of gunning for Ruthie, Tonya points back at Coral) Coral: Why you pointing at me *********!
[QUOTE=TalkYouDown4;95291]Battle of the Sexes 2 (With the pop culture/bike jumping challenge, one of the questions was fill in the lyrics to the milkshake song, and Theo say brings the boys to the bar) Tina: How can you not know its yard...idiot (In the reunion when Sophia accuses Tonya of gunning for Ruthie, Tonya points back at Coral) Coral: Why you pointing at me ***************] The pop culture quote reminded me of another one... Veronica: "As we pull up to the challenge, I see a big ramp and I think, 'Oh yeah the girls are definitely gonna win this one!'" (Sarcasm obviously)
Tina at BOTS2 reunion to Tonya " Tonya you amaze me with the things that you put in your mouth. You amaze me"
I remember on I2 Tina said Tonya was trying to be a household name like Coral.
Fresh Meat Casey (one of the only times I found her funny): "No one in their right mind thinks, 'I'm gonna jump 3 stories today!' NO ONE DOES THAT!"
Tonya; "She (Julie) is starring at me like im the devil and im staring at her like shes Veronica"
Evan on D2: "None of us is able to stop CT, including production" Diem: "Its my fault Adam's hurt" CT(To Diem): "You shouldn't even be crying, it's not like it's 5 years later, career first- good luck with it"

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