[quote=mellow;95453]Rachel on D2: "Both of you just stop with the ****ing fat jokes because there's girls that are actually fat that watch the show!"[/quote]
When did she say that?
[QUOTE=mellow;95453]Rachel on D2: "Both of you just stop with the ****ing fat jokes because there's girls that are actually fat that watch the show!"[/QUOTE]
She had the Megan wig on still so I couldn't tell whether or not she was trying to be funny.
I have another quote.
Fresh Meat
Danny (reading their first clue): "You and your pahtner." (not sure what exactly it was that he said)
Coral: "What's a pahtner?"
Coral on Fresh Meat aftershow
Coral "I was sitting next to Melinda and I said 'my hair is really dry.' and then that dumb ***** said 'yeah I have to use colored people shampoo.'"
Blair" Wow what did you say to that?"
Coral" I was just like 'Coral just walk away' so instead of totally cussing the ***** out I just stood up and walked away"
That is a classic challenge moment! I think it is so funny because neither of them are even close to fat.
Frank "I am the technical producer which is just a nice way saying "you're a sucky dancer and you will bring down the performance if you are involved"
[quote=salt&vinegar;95680]That is a classic challenge moment!
Frank "I am the technical producer which is just a nice way saying "you're a sucky dancer and you will bring down the performance if you are involved"[/quote]
Who's Frank and where is this from?
[quote=salt&vinegar;95683]Frank from Vegas. The episode where they learn they will be going to Australia.[/quote]
Oh okay. *****, I'm an idiot. I'm thinking you meant Frank the entertainer.
[quote=salt&vinegar;95685]haha. I need to start being more specific.[/quote]
No, sometimes I just forget he was on Las Vegas. He was so different from the rest of them. :)
Bingo is down the street mama... Lmao. So so funny. Beth was the reason for like half f these quotes. Love her or hate her, she entertained 24/7 even if it was just providing someone with reason to talk. The Brad qute about going through tubes hilarious too.
[quote=LCbaby;95720]Bingo is down the street mama... Lmao. So so funny. Beth was the reason for like half f these quotes. Love her or hate her, she entertained 24/7 even if it was just providing someone with reason to talk. The Brad qute about going through tubes hilarious too.[/quote]
Does anyone remember on the first Duel where she's talking with Aneesa and then Derrick just walks in and starts yelling at her, I think he told her to eat ****. *****.
Three Derek/Derricks is enough. This may get confusing in the future.
[quote=tjhallow;95730]Does anyone remember on the first Duel where she's talking with Aneesa and then Derrick just walks in and starts yelling at her, I think he told her to eat ****. *****.
Three Derek/Derricks is enough. This may get confusing in the future.[/quote]
Just one DerRICk though, and that one is the best.
Gauntlet 2 (Easy Does it challenge)
Aneesa- Someone has to go in the gauntlet and take Beth the f*** out. Beth is dead a** weight.
Julie- Understand this about Beth, she is f****** broke, she needs this money bad.
Alton- Unless they really f****** botch everything, their not going to loose.(about the veteran team)
Derrick- Beth litteraly cannot pull herself up a ladder.
Derrick- Put it in the bank, 10 g's. (all the veterans thought they won the challenge but they did not)
Timmy- We cant believe we just lost this challenge. We're all grumpy, moping and walking around all sad. Then it kind of dawns on us, wait now Beth has to go into the Gauntlet, may be thats a victory afterall.
T.J- I think your scared. Why are you scared of Aneesa?
Beth- No, im not scared
TJ- Why are you still here?
Beth- What do you mean how come im still here?
TJ- i told you to quit when the other quitters quit.
Gauntlet 2 (Piece by Piece challenge)
Alton- He's strong as a tank but he's as big as one also(about randy)
Timmy- The team feels really strong without Bad Beth and Beyond.
David- Do you understand how dumb Derrick is? I mean im twice as strong and i would eat him for breakfast.
[quote=carlyyyx180;94918]Colie- RW: Denver
"I just love making out, it's one of my hobbies. I'm not good at baseball, but i'm good at kissing."[/quote]
I'm just glad you didn't remember the champagne quote! lol
On the Inferno 3, Alton quoting Abram about Abram possibly going up against him in the Inferno...... "I'll see you in there brother" with an Abram-type voice.
On the Island after he gets stung by bees or wasps and his face swells up, Abram says, "Prettiest girl at prom" (he must be a tough SOB).
I can't remember the exact quote, but when Kenny voted for himself and Tina on Fresh Meat was hilarious.
Derrick cursing Beth out on the Duel was really good entertainment.
On Inferno 3, Kenny complaining about not winning Fresh Meat and his reasoning for losing was "They stick me with the fat girl, who was supposed to be a puzzle whiz, but didn't know **** about puzzles." Hilarious.
On the Inferno 3 top 10 moments, they asked Kenny about hooking up with Jenn and he replies, "I guess she wanted to see what it's like to walk on the sun."
On Inferno 2, after Derrick wrestles Landon, Derrick buzzes Landon's head and says, "Now he knows what happens when he ****s with the bad *****."
Of course the best quote in reality history, "Oh it's a necklace!! Now its a ****in necklace!!" and when Brad gets out of the van Derrick threw some water on him just joking, and Brad says, "You shut your ****ing yapper derrileak" and slings Derrick into the van. ***** just thinking about it. And of course later Brad says, "Congratulations Mike, you're a meathead son, but you know what, don't ever put your hands on my underwear." LOL.
Coral on the Inferno: "Who wrestles? I don't wrestle, I beat *****es up."
On Fresh Meat, Wes and Casey are going across the rope way above the water in a challenge, and Casey is way behind Wes, and out of nowhere Wes just starts doing pull ups on the rope and Tina asks Kenny "Why is he doing pull ups?" and she was being serious, and Kenny says, "He is being a smartass."
And the last one....on the Gauntlet 3 final challenge after big EZ falls down and p***** out, Robin starts crying, and Kenny asked her why the hell she was crying and she says she doesn't know, and CT says, "She is a girl, why are you asking her that?" and Kenny replies, "Well he's dyin, she's cryin I don't know why."
"Apparently my whole team dined on the testosterone buffet before they got ready for this mission"
Dan on BOTSexs I
"We are completely shocked because we are like, first of all I never work out and she weighs like 2 pounds"
Amaya BOTSexes I
"No late fee's, no late fee's what, No late fees, no late fee's what" (then the girls all break out in song)
Melissa on BOTSexes after winning the first mission
"No one, not even Jesus Christ, would spit in my face"
Dave E. BOTSexes I
"Veronica kicks puppies" Christina on BOTSexes I
The Real World Brooklyn reunion:
Why'd I get picked to be on the show?
Ryan: Katelynn got picked to be the show because she likes martial arts.
Baya: Because I'm the ****!
Chet: I'm a walking contradiction.
Devyn: I am the whitest black girl you have ever met.
Ryan: At the end of the day you gotta remember...its easier to get into Devyn than a 7-11. Is that how it goes?
Devyn: They have been working on that forever!
[QUOTE=tjhallow;95970]The Real World Brooklyn reunion:
Why'd I get picked to be on the show?
[B]Ryan: Katelynn got picked to be the show because she likes martial arts.[/B]
Baya: Because I'm the ****!
Chet: I'm a walking contradiction.
Devyn: I am the whitest black girl you have ever met.
Ryan: At the end of the day you gotta remember...its easier to get into Devyn than a 7-11. Is that how it goes?
Devyn: They have been working on that forever![/QUOTE]
Hahahaha! Oh wow! I just spit Diet Coke all over!
Lambchop + Ryan= <3
[quote=Lamb Chop!!!;96076]Hahahaha! Oh wow! I just spit Diet Coke all over!
Lambchop + Ryan= <3[/quote]
Nooooooo he's mine. I like him more than I like Evan, and you know thats A LOT coming from ME.
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