From BOTSeasons
Belou-My baby is 6 and a half months old.
Norman-I want to get rid of Osama Beth Laden
Beth-I feel bad for him. This is all he has and it is sad.
Beth-He is pushinng 40 and has nothing
[QUOTE=Lionsfan780;91864]Gauntlet 2(moving pyramid challenge)
Ace- I've been kicked off two challenges really early, my boys back home are going to kill me if i go home early again.
M.J- There's going to be some blood shed today, I gurantee it.
Danny- This b**** is turning around and telling me this stupid s*** to do.(about Jodi)
Alton- O.k Danny put your knee somewhere else.
Danny- If they chose me because of an argument between me and some stupid ****, let them f****** do this s*** because i'm going to turn around and beat his f****** a** in beach brawl. I wanna see him in that s*** right now!(about alton)
Danny- Their loosing a strong competitor and i honestly think they will fail at every challenge from now on. (talking about himself)[/QUOTE]
Danny sucks! It was the greatest thing when Alton sent him home!
Danny (during the moving pyramid challenge): "I GET MORE SUPPORT THIS WAY!"
Fresh Meat
Theo: "I don't show up to these kids' job and try to outdo them. You don't see me showing up at Starbucks trying to outlatte these kids."
Coral (on the after show): "We have bunk beds and we asked Tonya which she'd rather have and she's all like TOP BUNK!"
[quote=Lamb Chop!!!;92224]
[B]Coral (on the after show): "We have bunk beds and we asked Tonya which she'd rather have and she's all like TOP BUNK!"[/B][/quote]
Classic..and I loved the way they edited her voice.
[QUOTE=tjhallow;91884]And didn't Syrus say something like "If they loose Alton, we guaranteed to win every mission."Yeah, the quote was LOL, Danny was a joke.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, the quote was "My team is like Danny got get'em cuz Danny if you take out Alton, my teams winning this whole damn challenge" lol
[QUOTE=dplayer18;91929]Yeah and someone was saying "Danny is weak, because Alton pushes him out the circle with one finger".[/QUOTE]
Are you talking about this quote from Julie?
"It's just embarrassing really is what it is. The first charge, bless his heart, Danny tries, but Alton like taps him on the back and he goes flying 20 feet and it lasts I think about 2.5 nanoseconds"
[QUOTE=ghnstry;92279]Are you talking about this quote from Julie?
"It's just embarrassing really is what it is. The first charge, bless his heart, Danny tries, but Alton like taps him on the back and he goes flying 20 feet and it lasts I think about 2.5 nanoseconds"[/QUOTE]
Yeah that's the quote. That was cool.
Gauntlet 2 (rickshaw races challenge)
Timmy- We're frickin smacking our foreheads right now and not playing as a group.
M.J- I think I can actually see smoke coming out of Robin's ears right now, she is puttered out.
Robin- I can hear this massive train coming from behind me, and sure enough its superman Alton.
Derrick- At one point in the race Alton hits the turbo button, and bam dude. The other team is just kicking our a** right now.
Ruthie- It's like 2000 pounds against 2. (about her versus Beth)
Syrus- I'm not a physics major, i'm not even good at math,but if you put little itty-bitty ruthie against beth which is a whole lotta woman, we got a problem!
Gauntlet 2(spare tires challenge)
David- I wouldnt trust Beth as far as i could throw her.
Julie- Going through the tires, I feel like an earthworm. My hips are getting stuck and im squirming.
M.J- If i get picked to go in i'm not just going to sit there and be like oh im sorry a little bit. i feel like i could have done more. F*** that!
T.J- You had a feeling about that, huh Jeremy?(about him being called to the gauntlet)
Jeremy- Not really.
Randy- There's just no way to take down Alton in capture the flag.
Brad- Beth is an absolute disease to the team. She takes zero responsiblity for anything she does. She goes I told you i wasnt comortable with tires. It's like no one here is comfortable with tires.
[QUOTE=Lionsfan780;93018]Gauntlet 2(spare tires challenge)
David- I wouldnt trust Beth as far as i could throw her.
Julie- Going through the tires, I feel like an earthworm. My hips are getting stuck and im squirming.
M.J- If i get picked to go in i'm not just going to sit there and be like oh im sorry a little bit. i feel like i could have done more. F*** that!
T.J- You had a feeling about that, huh Jeremy?(about him being called to the gauntlet)
Jeremy- Not really.
Randy- There's just no way to take down Alton in capture the flag.
Brad- Beth is an absolute disease to the team. She takes zero responsiblity for anything she does. She goes [B]I told you i wasnt comortable with tires[/B]. It's like no one here is comfortable with tires.[/QUOTE]
Haha I quoted that a few pages back. The only reason this quote was funny was because he actually imitated Beth's voice and it was hilarious!
I just rewatched Fresh Meat so here are some awesome quotes...it was pretty much a Coral goldmine:
Coral: If we end up in the **** exile, whatever the f*** that is, we don't give a s***. I eat babies.
Evan: She was eating my skin earlier just for fun.
Coral: (to Evelyn) I'm going to be seeing your *** in a Girls Gone Wild video. Like, "That MTV thing never worked out EEEEEEEEE"
Coral: You see these t***? These are gigantic t***. And what they are here for is oat carrying.
Evan: I was trying to skate around that topic, but she just brought it up.
Theo: She's still stuck in her harness, dude.
Wes: That's because she sucks at life.
Coral: Before I came to this challenge, I said, Coral, you should really brush up on your swimming. And that is indeed what I did. And you know what? Fish I am. They don't call me Coral for nothing.
Theo: I see everyone's sitting Indian style tonight...Tonya's sitting wh*re style.
Coral: Did you see my guy? He's the best guy here.
Tonya: No, mine is.
Coral: No he's not. He outran a black dude. That means something in my book.
There's more but I can't remember right now...kinda late, haha.
Battle of the Seasons
I'm not exactly sure who it was, one of the RW girls, I think it was either Becky or Lindsay who said,
"Timmy can flex his finger and that's more muscle than I have in my entire body."
I probably misquoted it, but it was funny.
[B]Quote Duel 2 (after the guys got facials from the girls)[/B]
Evan: We all got facials.. and look at me.. I've been shining ever since.
[B]Quotes Duel 1, episode 5 really cracked me up[/B]
Walking plank challenge
Svetlana about going against Robin
'Beth just isn't as intimidating as Robin is, 'cause Robin is just crazy.. like I-can't-even-control-myself-I'm-nuts-I-just-might-kill-you-by-accident..'
Wes before going against Eric in the same challenge
'This is going to be fun, it's not your fault that you out-weigh me'
Wes talking about how he lost against Big E
'Unfortunaly, Eric just kinda rolls me off the edgy like a little dog playing with a little ball with his nose' (imitates a dog)
Derrick about winning from big Easy
'Feels cool to knock down a 270 pound dude, when people are looking at me like.. ok you're screwed, but on the contrary my friends.. *pauzes* ..big Easy is in the water..
CT about the veteran girls teaming up against Beth
'Beth looks pissed off. Honestly I think Beth is tired of people trying to treat her like crap.. like we do every challenge'
Nehemiah vs. Kenny (puzzle duel)
Casey: 'When it comes to this puzzle it makes me really nervous.. 'cause as much as I love kenny, he is not the brightest crayon in the box'
The Nehemiah, Beth cuddle thing
CT: 'Ey, you look a little looser today'
Beth: 'Do I?'
CT: 'Like somebody worked that out a little bit'
CT: 'Those knots in your back, that's all'
(Beth and Nehemiah looking at him puzzled)
CT: 'uh, beat it up a little' (smiling and winking)
CT: 'Tenderize that meat a little'
I'm new here and I love this thread!
[quote=Fauzilla;93294]
CT about the veteran girls teaming up against Beth
'Beth looks pissed off. Honestly I think Beth is tired of people trying to treat her like crap.. like we do every challenge'
The Nehemiah, Beth cuddle thing
CT: 'Ey, you look a little looser today'
Beth: 'Do I?'
CT: 'Like somebody worked that out a little bit'
CT: 'Those knots in your back, that's all'
(Beth and Nehemiah looking at him puzzled)
CT: 'uh, beat it up a little' (smiling and winking)
CT: 'Tenderize that meat a little'
I'm new here and I love this thread![/quote]
CT is funny!
Thanks for the warm welcome, haha! ;)
In the deleted scenes from the Gauntlet 3 there where some funny CT moments too.
The cast had a party and CT and Evan were playing as bouncers.
The two of them let Coral and Katie through, but then came Beth
Evan: Stop, we are gonna have to see some ID, ma'am
Evan: We need to see some ID, you look a little young..
Beth: (laughing)
CT: Sweetie, hold on! ..Bingo is down the street momma!
(had me peeing my pants the first time I saw that clip!)
Also in the deleted scenes, Kenny talking about the most beautiful person in the whole wide world.. .. ..... ..
'I can't help it, listen! This is the trail and tribulation of my life! Everywhere i go, men, woman, dogs, cats, animals of al species try to make out with me! I can't help it, the camera guy, the sound guy, everyone.. alright. You know how it is, right? Well.. you don't know how it is, but I'm just saying! Johanna.. all the time! She says, if I wasn't talking to the ugliest guy in America, I would make out with you. '
"It was scared, i mean it really was scary. And i don't get scared cuz i'm a kick *** fu**ing*******, but that day i was a little scared."
-Coral on Julie trying to kill Veronica
Gauntlet 2 ... Walking the Line Challenge
MJ- "Beth is like a 17th team member for us. I love Beth."
Beth- "Thanks, even though you wanted Montana to win."
Derrick- "I did want Montana to win. You're the meanest ****ing person I've ever known."
Aneesa- "Beth's basically like, 'Heh, I'm baaack.' And we're like ****." "In the end, you know Beth is just... Beeeth." (the disgusted way she said it cracked me up.
[B]From The Duel 2[/B]
[I]'I'm Mark, I was from the first Road Rules. I think it might have played on radio or even in black and white tv, I don't know.. I don't even remember, it's been so long.'[/I] - Mark Long
[I]'Since The Island I actually had to go in for surgary to have the knife removed from my back that was placed in by Kenny and Johnny.'[/I] - Paula
[I]'As far as I play the game, I observe and then, I kick ass'[/I] (smiles) - Ruthie
[quote=JackPeyton;93495]"It was scared, i mean it really was scary. And i don't get scared cuz i'm a kick *** fu**ing*******, but that day i was a little scared."
-Coral on Julie trying to kill Veronica[/quote]
Amazing quote. She is too much.
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