Twilight Humor

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March 4, 2009 - 10:50am

Twilight Humor

An interesting article by a fan who doesn't hold back the punches when talking about one of the worst cinematic transformations ever from book to movie. [URL="http://www.hollywire.com/featured/twilight-the-movie-an-ultimate-fail/"]Twilight the Movie: An Ultimate Fail[/URL]

March 4, 2009 - 11:01am

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Bacchus

If you have seen one Twilight fan, you have seen them all. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFG9lXc2upQ[/URL]

March 4, 2009 - 11:10am

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Anonymous

Good call B. My hair curls when it gets wet also. :)

March 4, 2009 - 11:32am

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Bacchus

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March 4, 2009 - 11:33am

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LilysMom

Ok...well now I do not feel bad at all about my obsession with the Bachelor! Girl was crazy!

March 4, 2009 - 11:37am

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Bacchus

A snippet from the [URL="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122722557296045953.html?mod=article-outset-box"]Wall Street Journal Review[/URL] pretty much sums my feelings up: [INDENT][FONT=Courier New]Attention, all 13-year-old female readers of this newspaper: Run, do not walk, to the nearest multiplex playing "[B]Twilight[/B]," the screen version of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling potboiler about a principled vampire and the teenage girl who loves him. Others needn't run. [I]Or walk.[/I][/FONT] [/INDENT]

March 4, 2009 - 11:40am

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Anonymous

You're too much Bacchus! Do you know that?

March 4, 2009 - 1:56pm

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Anonymous

I just had a chance to watch the full video. I'm not going to lie. I'm laughing hysterically. I think this girl and I could be great friends. "I'll say it baby. I'll say anything you want". At times she sounds a bit like Linda Blair's Exorcist. The horse sound she makes toward the middle is classic. Come on B. You know there's something out there that makes you squeal like that. ;)

March 4, 2009 - 2:15pm

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OtherPplsDrama

Um Bacchus...of course Twilight SUCKS....it's a [I]vampire [/I]movie! Duh.... ;) [SIZE=1][COLOR=dimgray](get it? Sucks....vampire???)[/COLOR][/SIZE]

March 4, 2009 - 2:17pm

(Reply to #9) #10

Anonymous

Hahaha. Good one OPD!

March 4, 2009 - 2:40pm

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Bacchus

[quote=OtherPplsDrama;51356]Um Bacchus...of course Twilight SUCKS....it's a [I]vampire [/I]movie! Duh.... ;) [SIZE=1][COLOR=dimgray](get it? Sucks....vampire???)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/quote] Well, I can expand upon the title to make it more clear if you'd like?

March 4, 2009 - 2:44pm

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OtherPplsDrama

[quote=Bacchus;51373]Well, I can expand upon the title to make it more clear if you'd like?[/quote] *sigh* no that's not necessary. :D

March 4, 2009 - 2:55pm

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Anonymous

Yes Bacchus. Please enlighten us. What exactly would this "expansion" entail?

March 4, 2009 - 2:59pm

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OtherPplsDrama

[quote=Insider;51384]Yes Bacchus. Please enlighten us. What exactly would this "expansion" entail?[/quote] You probably don't really want to know...

March 4, 2009 - 3:00pm

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Bacchus

[quote=Insider;51384]Yes Bacchus. Please enlighten us. What exactly would this "expansion" entail?[/quote] Twilight Sucks... [FONT=Century Gothic] [Rhymes with Rick. Also a synonym for Jason Mesnick.][/FONT]

March 4, 2009 - 3:06pm

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Anonymous

The person sitting across from me keeps asking what I'm smiling about. :). If she only knew all the replies going through my mind right now, she'd probably be smiling too. Ha. I'll be a good girl and pretend I have no idea what you are referring to.

March 4, 2009 - 3:11pm

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Bacchus

Great review of the series...[INDENT][FONT=Courier New][B] TWILIGHT SUCKS...AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY[/B] Written by Phoenix native Stephenie Meyer, the popularity of the young-adult series comprised of [I]Twilight[/I], [I]New Moon[/I], [I]Eclipse[/I], and the newly-released [I]Breaking Dawn [/I]has reached critical mass. With a [I]Twilight [/I]film adaptation coming to theaters this winter and an opening day’s sales of 1.3 million books for her latest installment, Meyer can be left with no doubt of her success. From a first-time novelist to a mainstay on the best sellers list, she has risen through the ranks like a veritable juggernaut. But [I]why[/I]? To figure out why the books were inspiring legions of fans and a dozen fan-sites (including the recently hacked Twilight Lexicon), I read the books myself to see what’s what. To put it simply, dear reader, I was horrified. Not just by the sickeningly purple prose or the lack of general writing quality, but the books themselves are insulting on every level-as a woman, as a teenager, as a literature student, and as a graduate of the Harry Potter craze. [B]What’s worse is that so few seem to realize it.[/B] [URL="http://psa.blastmagazine.com/2008/08/16/twilight-sucks-and-not-in-a-good-way/"]more[/URL]... [/FONT][/INDENT]

March 4, 2009 - 3:16pm

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Bacchus

[CENTER][URL="http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=1471"][IMG]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/149aee199af442.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [/CENTER] [FONT=Courier New] "The script was forced on me. It was in a stack of studio movies of 'smart options' for Kristen. I thought, this is crap, you’re going to present a completely ideological idea of love to 11-year-olds and that’s so not right. You’re setting them up for total disappointment."[/FONT]

March 4, 2009 - 3:25pm

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Bacchus

The Twilight of it's time... [URL="http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=1472"][IMG]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/149aee39036cf6.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

March 4, 2009 - 3:33pm

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Anonymous

Kristen Stewart is making a lot of money off of this film. If she doesn't like it.. she can quit. She's not very gracious and I'm starting to dislike her immensely. I've always thought this book shouldnt have been marketed toward younger audiences anyway. Any intelligent adult who has read the latter books in the series would agree. However, the great thing about fiction is that it's FICTION.. It's Fantasy... It's about vampires for goodness sake. VAMPIRES. Anyone who takes any of it to heart is obviously unstable and should probably seek treatment immediately. We enjoy this book for the same reason some people enjoy poop/fart jokes. It may not be a masterful work of art... but it makes us smile. For whatever reason, it makes [I]me[/I] smile. That's good enough. Kristen Stewart can suck it.

March 4, 2009 - 3:38pm

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Bacchus

[quote=Insider;51401]However, the great thing about fiction is that it's FICTION.. It's Fantasy... It's about vampires for goodness sake. VAMPIRES. Anyone who takes any of it to heart is obviously unstable and should probably seek treatment immediately.[/quote] Point of order! Point of order! This is the Twilight [I]sucks[/I] thread. The glittering safe haven I think you were looking for is [URL="http://vevmo.com/f109/twilight-2405/"]here[/URL]. :D ...but, if you are already kicking around maybe I could interest you in a game of Twilight Fangirl Bingo? I am getting really close....wait for it, wait for it. BINGO! [CENTER][URL="http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=1473"][IMG]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/149aee6c20be84.gif[/IMG][/URL] [/CENTER]

March 4, 2009 - 3:43pm

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Anonymous

Ok, so you got me on a few of those. Either way, if you can hate on it in our thread.. I can love on it in yours. :hypocrite:

March 4, 2009 - 3:45pm

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Bacchus

I get waaaaaay too much entertainment out of this, lol. :victory:

March 4, 2009 - 3:57pm

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Anonymous

Hey Bacchus... can we change my screen name to Mrs. Edward Cullen? ;)

March 4, 2009 - 4:07pm

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Stacee_Danielle

[quote=insider;51416]hey bacchus... Can we change my screen name to mrs. Edward cullen? ;)[/quote] absolutely not! (in ALL CAPS) B, why did it not let me put anything in all caps but the words "all caps"?

March 4, 2009 - 4:08pm

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Anonymous

[quote=Stacee_Danielle;51418]absolutely not![/quote] Oh, yes. Sorry Stacee. Bacchus, we'd like to change our names to SexFace and HotPants... please. :laugh3:

March 4, 2009 - 4:08pm

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Stacee_Danielle

[quote=insider;51419]oh, yes. Sorry stacee. Bacchus, we'd like to change our names to sexface and hotpants... Please. :laugh3:[/quote] lmao!!!!

March 4, 2009 - 4:26pm

(Reply to #27) #28

Anonymous

I know he's annoyed with our Twilight obsession... but I didn't think he would make my computer crash... Geez....

March 4, 2009 - 4:28pm

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OtherPplsDrama

[quote=Bacchus;51402]...but, if you are already kicking around maybe I could interest you in a game of Twilight Fangirl Bingo? I am getting really close....wait for it, wait for it. BINGO! [CENTER][URL="http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=1473"][/URL][/CENTER] [/quote] Ok I gotta admit, this made me laugh, heartily.

March 4, 2009 - 4:32pm

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Anonymous

[quote=OtherPplsDrama;51428]Ok I gotta admit, this made me laugh, heartily.[/quote] A line has been drawn... [B][U]LOVERS aka The Right Side[/U][/B]:Stacee_Danielle, Insider, Needsalife [B][U]HATERS[/U][/B] :Bacchus ::cough:: [I]jealous[/I] ::cough::, OtherPplsDrama

March 4, 2009 - 4:33pm

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OtherPplsDrama

[quote=Insider;51431]A line has been drawn... [B][U]LOVERS aka The Right Side[/U][/B]:Stacee_Danielle, Insider, Needsalife [B][U]HATERS[/U][/B] :Bacchus ::cough:: [I]jealous[/I] ::cough::, OtherPplsDrama[/quote] I'm not a hater!! You said I wasn't!! But it [I]was[/I] funny..... ;)

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