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[QUOTE=Bacchus;53630][B]Please stay on topic. [/B] [B]Thanks.[/B][/QUOTE] *sensors self* I had such a good reply but I am going to keep it PG-13 instead just in case.
[quote=Stacee_Danielle;53633]*sensors self* I had such a good reply but I am going to keep it PG-13 instead just in case.[/quote] [URL="http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=1565"][IMG]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/149ba9ae75b15a.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
*pushes red button*
So I totally heard a Six Flags commercial on the radio today that totally made fun of Twilight...it was hilarious! I'm trying to find it online so I can link it here, but maybe I'll just have to listen more carefully next time and transcribe it here :)
[QUOTE=molds13;57802]So I totally heard a Six Flags commercial on the radio today that totally made fun of Twilight...it was hilarious! I'm trying to find it online so I can link it here, but maybe I'll just have to listen more carefully next time and transcribe it here :)[/QUOTE] Now you have me curious...let us know if you see it again!
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A girlfriend came over to watch the movie with me this weekend. She was so annoyed! I've seen it so many times I couldn't help but crack jokes through the entire film. She had never seen it and didn't enjoy my humor. :)
[QUOTE=Insider;57895]A girlfriend came over to watch the movie with me this weekend. She was so annoyed! I've seen it so many times I couldn't help but crack jokes through the entire film. She had never seen it and didn't enjoy my humor. :)[/QUOTE] LOL at least she didn't go "twitard" on your ***..that would have been a much better post for this afternoon :D
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Ok. Here's the revised version. I made fun of Edward's hair and Leah tried to cut me. She held me down with a butter knife to my neck. Luckily I'm a Ju Jitsu expert. However, she was persistant. I had to toss her through my sliding glass doors. Then, I shouted "... And don't come back you Twitard!!". She shook her fist at me and gallopped off into the forrest. Better?
[QUOTE=Insider;57926]Ok. Here's the revised version. I made fun of Edward's hair and Leah tried to cut me. She held me down with a butter knife to my neck. Luckily I'm a Ju Jitsu expert. However, she was persistant. I had to toss her through my sliding glass doors. Then, I shouted "... And don't come back you Twitard!!". She shook her fist at me and gallopped off into the forrest. Better?[/QUOTE] LMAO...I was confused by the name "Leah" there for a sec...I thought you were busting out some RPG, LMAO
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t76YW7cTaHw]YouTube - Deleted "Twilight" Sex Scene[/url]
Hahahahahahahahahaha...
[QUOTE=molds13;59852]Hahahahahahahahahaha...[/QUOTE] description?? ( I can't see videos at work :()
[quote=Stacee_Danielle;59881]description?? ( I can't see videos at work :()[/quote] Deleted Twilight Sex Scene.
[QUOTE=Bacchus;59883]Deleted Twilight Sex Scene.[/QUOTE] Har har har...I meant what is the joke...I know it isn't actually a deleted scene from twilight.
[quote=Stacee_Danielle;59885]Har har har...I meant what is the joke...I know it isn't actually a deleted scene from twilight.[/quote] I think it best to wait until you get home. ;)
[QUOTE=Bacchus;59890]I think it best to wait until you get home. ;)[/QUOTE] okay but I always forget to re-visit these threads, LOL. Oh well.
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I'd love to comment. However, I think it's best not to comment on what I would or wouldn't let Edward/Robert Pattinson get away with.
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And now that I've actually watched the video... I'd like to strike my previous comment from the record. lol I had no idea it was about [I]that[/I].
[quote=Insider;59953]And now that I've actually watched the video... I'd like to strike my previous comment from the record. lol I had no idea it was about [I]that[/I].[/quote] Hahahahaha..."*******?"
[quote=Insider;59953] I had no idea it was about [I]that[/I].[/quote] And I thought you were really being brave, Insider hahaha.
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[quote=Bacchus;59961]And I thought you were really being brave, Insider hahaha.[/quote] :blush: Not so much.
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[quote=Insider;59953]And now that I've actually watched the video... I'd like to strike my previous comment from the record. lol I had no idea it was about [I]that[/I].[/quote] Yeah I've learned my lesson with that before too-commenting before I've actually [I]watched[/I] it....lol
So I finally heard the commercial again on the radio, and tried to write down as much as I could, but I was driving. Sooooo here's the general gist of it: A guy and a girl are doing movie reviews, and this one is the romantic thriller "Nightlight". Then it cuts to a scene of the movie: Guy in a very monotonous tone: "I shun the dark. I'm a vampire." Girl in a Valley girl type voice: "And a hottie, let's get a better look at you." You hear a light switch. Then you hear a tongue depresser-esque "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh" from our leading man. Then it cuts back to the reviewers...the girl talks about how she gave it 4 stars, and the guy gave it 6 flags. The girl says "Don't you mean 4 stars?" and then the guy says no and says how the movie was boring and he went to 6 flags and talked about some ride. Obviously it sounds better once you hear it in person, but I can't find it ANYWHERE.
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haha molds you get an A for effort for trying to "write down as much as you could" even while driving. This one's for you! :D
OH okay, I know what you are talking about...I have seen that one. It is funny!!
[url=http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/vampy_fame_slips_her_grasp_RmLOmyGKnlmGI3xtsvcRrI]"Twilight" book's hand model seeks glory [/url] [url=http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=7819][img]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/14ca9c207f0ca9.jpg[/img][/url]
What are the odds of randomly seeing Insider driving around town? [url=http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8801][img]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/14d3443a30362a.jpg[/img][/url] Small world.
Looks like she's heading to the Quality Inn. I wonder why. ;)
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That's right. I have an Edward Cullen look a like tied up in the back... And I'm not letting him go. Now stop taking pictures before I get into trouble.
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