havnt looked at spoilers, just tying to have some fun as we are under a week away...
WINTER IS COMING
CERSEI BANANAS - The ****** villian has been calling all the shots since day 1 ... after years of uninterrupted domiance, last season the true shot caller was humbled by undeserving jabronis...this season a return, with a promise to "regain the crown"
CARA MARIE TYRELL - The feisty female thorn in the side of Cersei Bananas ... last time we saw CM Tyrell she was injured and still being shown no mercy by her chief enemy (Free Agents/GoT 5) ... do not underestimate her ability to inflict revenge this winter
THE MOUNTAIN LEEROY - Big Roylee aka the Mountain aka LeeRoy aka Gregor Clegane ... call him what you wanna call him but this guy is a physical beast and a loyal supporter of Cersei Bananas ... despite that loyalty not always being reciporicated (Exs 2 comes to mind) expect Mountain Leeroy to be a critical ally this winter for Cersei Bananas
KELLYARI STARK - This longtime rival of Cersei Bananas was always a scrappy underdog with no real chance of upheaving the established order but still fought against tyranny, balls to the wall as a shirmp ....after a long self discorvering journey this undersized scrapper is returning for another chance to play in the Game of Thrones
SANSABE STARK - This dynamic character has outlived many of their comptempories since season 1 despite a self destructive streak....seeminly out of the picture in recent years, they are poised to finally make a splashy return and have no fear about bringing the fight right to Cersei Bananas .... interesting subplot is previous trust in Cara Maria Tyrell has been compromised
PRINCE TONY "RED VIPER" MARTELL - Brash, fearless, wildly unpredictable and either the future star or a crash and burn candidate....either way, in an ever growing cast of characters this is one who demands attention
CAMILLancel LANNISTER - A former sexual plaything of Cersei Bannas who has shown in recent seasons that underestimating them was a bad idea....psychotic unpredictability is very much in play here
MELISANDRNANY - Ratchet ***** alert
CT SNOW - Persumed dead and gone...recent promos though seem to imply a glorious return...an instant power player who returns with massive fan support and no doubt looking for nothing more than "to cause havoc" ... a serious wildcard threat to the established monarchy
As I said, I have chosen to avoid spoilers, so this is probably wildly off track, just a fan having fun. Cheers
smartest and funniest thing you've said all month.
lol I thought this was pretty creative! good job
Im lost also..
I agree. I don't watch AYTO, but they seem waaaaaay too cocky. Like, "I'm an unbeatable god" type cocky.
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