Are You The One? (Season 5)

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They need to put real life exes in the house so they freak out when their exes hook up with someone or when they find out they are a perfect match with their ex. I only watch to see future challengers and the concept is just so awful. The are so dramatic and aerious about the "perfect match" like quit taking this shit so serious. It's 20 good looking ppl that the producers pair up based on what will be the best tv. It's like calm the **** down.

I like Kam and Casandra the most so far and I don't think that this has been boring probably not a lot of catty drama but there's been some interesting dynamics. 

I love how the storyline are shifting and not too much focus on any little person. 

Team-Hilsongz wrote:

Is Diamonds really referring to Gia as JLo clone? Pls, that 5min preview, she look busted as ****. 

ive said fake jlo, cheap jlo etc. learn to read

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Clearly I can read, hence me asking which of the female contestants you were referring to. 

I'm still stuck on this man getting paid 9 dollar an hour but bought a watch with all of this money??? **** boy.he the type to try to Netflix and chill but slide the laptop to u and say "ok log in"

****

Omg

My thoughts:

I can't remember half their names but my favourite cast member as of right now is Tyranny. She's kind of an oddball, and I like that. Oh, and her crush on Osvaldo is cute. That said, I don't see any standout members in the current cast. No Shanley's, No Jacy's, and certainly no Brandon's. They're all lame, ****************. No cl***,  no personality, no fire. But I'm sure their IG's are poppin. Eyeroll. Either the editing is terrible or MTV casted a bunch of children. There's no reason the oldest girl on the show should be 23. That's way too ******* young of a cut off, man. It's no wonder no one's doing anything besides crying over spilled milk. They're kids. Straight up.  A few of the guys seem semi-interesting, but they keep focusing on the wrong ones. Hayden's ************ ***, that broke guy who looks like a post-pubescent version of Zak Longo from S3, Ozzy who looks like the kind of guy who would stick in your *** as a joke, and Michael. I don't understand Michael. Is he supposed fit the Chris T archetype? Big white dude who mistreats female and gets rewarded for it? Or is he more of a Layton? Big white dude who mistreats female and gets rewarded for it?

Wait. 

Anyway this season is boring. The personalities are underdeveloped and bland, and they all sort of look photoshopped and awkward. No banter with Qween Devlin. No core couple that holds the house together (a la Shanley and Chris T). No nothing. They're all just socially inept IG clones who spend too much time on their phones and therefore have no idea how to ineract with each other beyond sobbing, jerking off whatever **** lands in their hand at a certain hour of night, and manicuring their faical hair for when they get 2 seconds of screen time during matchup.

 

My thoughts:I can't remember half their names but my favourite cast member as of right now is Tyranny. She's kind of an oddball, and I like that. Oh, and her crush on Osvaldo is cute. That said, I don't see any standout members in the current cast. No Shanley's, No Jacy's, and certainly no Brandon's. They're all lame, ****************. No cl***,  no personality, no fire. But I'm sure their IG's are poppin. Eyeroll. Either the editing is terrible or MTV casted a bunch of children. There's no reason the oldest girl on the show should be 23. That's way too ******* young of a cut off, man. It's no wonder no one's doing anything besides crying over spilled milk. They're kids. Straight up.  A few of the guys seem semi-interesting, but they keep focusing on the wrong ones. Hayden's ************ ***, that broke guy who looks like a post-pubescent version of Zak Longo from S3, Ozzy who looks like the kind of guy who would stick in your *** as a joke, and Michael. I don't understand Michael. Is he supposed fit the Chris T archetype? Big white dude who mistreats female and gets rewarded for it? Or is he more of a Layton? Big white dude who mistreats female and gets rewarded for it?Wait. Anyway this season is boring. The personalities are underdeveloped and bland, and they all sort of look photoshopped and awkward. No banter with Qween Devlin. No core couple that holds the house together (a la Shanley and Chris T). No nothing. They're all just socially inept IG clones who spend too much time on their phones and therefore have no idea how to ineract with each other beyond sobbing, jerking off whatever **** lands in their hand at a certain hour of night, and manicuring their faical hair for when they get 2 seconds of screen time during matchup. 

You perfectly summed up what's wrong with this season. It's not a bad season at all, but the whole cast is forgettable IMO. They are all beautiful on their own way but any of them have spicy personnalities (except maybe Kam)

Unpopular opinion my favorite male cast members are Tyler and Joey lol They can come out as dbags on the show, but for some reason I like them.

I can agree that there hasn't been a main focus couple like the past seasons, and that everyone is attractive but most have no real substance to them besides hooking up. Sad

I can agree that there hasn't been a main focus couple like the past seasons, and that everyone is attractive but most have no real substance to them besides hooking up. Sad

No one has real substance I can agree with that, but are people actually saying they wish there was a main focus couple? I thought people hated when it was the Chris T/Shanley and Devin/Kiki show. 

Unpopular opinion my favorite male cast members are Tyler and Joey lol They can come out as dbags on the show, but for some reason I like them.

Agreed + Tyranny and Alicia mean ***

Ozzy from AYTO5 has been flirting a lot with Kailah on social media...

They would make a beautiful couple.

PinkRose wrote:

Unpopular opinion my favorite male cast members are Tyler and Joey lol They can come out as dbags on the show, but for some reason I like them.

Agreed + Tyranny and Alicia mean ***

I though I was going to dislike Tyranny, but she actually is up there as one of my favorites.

LucciVee wrote:

I can agree that there hasn't been a main focus couple like the past seasons, and that everyone is attractive but most have no real substance to them besides hooking up. Sad

No one has real substance I can agree with that, but are people actually saying they wish there was a main focus couple? I thought people hated when it was the Chris T/Shanley and Devin/Kiki show. 

Shanley/Chris T made season one worth watching. They were delusional enough to be enteraining, but likable enough that you were still cheering for them individually and as a couple. ****, their dynamic was so entertaining they were given more screentime/focus at Amber and Ethan's the baby shower than Amber and Ethan.  That said, I wouldn't consider Devin/Kiki to be even half as interesting or entertaining. Separately they were great, but the interest didn't feel genuine enough. For me, the standout couple from S3 was Alec and Stacey. They were juuust dysfunctional enough that it worked, and everyone (except Alec lol) seemed to think they were a perfect match. Unfortunately they weren't, but I still enjoyed their scenes together, and they were oddly endearing together. 

I dont think this season is THAT bad. Still better than 2 and 3 in my opnion (esp season 2). 

Nobody said this season was BAD, just less entertaining. The cast is beautiful and likeable overall except Tyler but they just lack substance.This season is still cool to watch but nothing to get addicted to.

I don't think the cast is bad, it's just too many people tbh

like 22 to people to focus on for 40 mins *skull

Also anybody else pronounce Kari's name like (Car-ee)? lmaoo am I the only one

Also anybody else pronounce Kari's name like (Car-ee)? lmaoo am I the only one

nah and I'm pretty sure that's the way it's pronounced

I really hate all the twists they're coming with this season. It's like they know the show is getting repetitive by now and they're just throwing stuff at the ceiling hoping it sticks, but all of them suck. 

I say throw some Lesbians and Gays in the house and have them find love, it'll be interesting seeing if the gay guys can turn the straight boys out. Biggrin

I say throw some Lesbians and Gays in the house and have them find love, it'll be interesting seeing if the gay guys can turn the straight boys out. Biggrin

I say throw some Lesbians and Gays in the house and have them find love, it'll be interesting seeing if the gay guys can turn the straight boys out. Biggrin

Yes please !! It would be a little more harder to found out for them so less predictable game wise and more interesting for us. 

I legit thought this was Averey at first! They could be lost sisters... 

She has nothing on Averey... Averey is naturally beautiful. I would be scared to see Hannah without makeup... (sorry that was mean) 

She has nothing on Averey... Averey is naturally beautiful. I would be scared to see Hannah without makeup... (sorry that was mean) 

I actually think that Hannah probably looks a lot better without makeup.  She has great bone structure, but she piles on so much makeup that she crosses the line into drag queen territory.

I'm watching season 1 episode 1 for shits and giggles and I can't believe how different this show used to be. It feels like a whole different show. 

Graphik wrote:

I know I need for some type of action to happen sooner or later cause this is boring as shit. Bad Blood >>>>>>>

IMO last season was way better despite having better looking dudes this season

I couldn't figure out who Carolina reminds me of but she reminds me of Linette from FM1

omg she does. Except she doesn't have as many split ends as Linette even though her skin ain't oily as hers either. But sometimes Carolina does this little squinty thing with her eyes makes her look like she has down syndrome or something. Also she got some big *** orangutan titties while Linette had Mosquito Bites.

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torstar wrote:And last week Tyler's all like "I come from a low class background, I'm not trying to be trashy on TV" yeah right 

he wasn't trashy at all.

3 girls in one day isn't trashy? I'm sorry but calling out your roommates for dancing in their underwear when you then go and sleep with 3 women back to back to back seem***tremley hypocritical.

Taylor said something else happened in the house and that's what they were talking about. **** shaming is not cute btw.

**** shaming Tyler? Or the girls? Cause this has nothing to do with Kari or Taylor or Shannon. Not **** shaming at all actually. I'm calling out Tyler for **** shaming other people when he did something that could also be called into question. The thing Taylor was referring to was that they were watching a girl grind on a guy's face with her underwear on. 

No **** shaming Tyler please! Grinding on a guys face isn't classy so I don't see your point.

it's not.. and neither is sleeping with three girls in one night.. so what is your point?

*** is great for the body. There's nothing trashy about it.

such bullshit. you're about as reliable as the *** expert on the aftermatch

It went up from last week, number 20

Thank ******* god for the NES story because ain't nobody was really checking for AYTO. FRFR Jodeci's Story is up next

KennyER wrote:

because he came on the show for something positive while the people watching are just spewing negative opinions about him from their couch. That's how he's better than them.

He signed up for a reality show about how shitty of a dater he is. What was he expecting exactly? These people need to learn to laugh at themselves a little, they chose to have cameras follow them around while they make very dumb decisions. It's a guilty pleasure kinda show about drunk ***** young people, nobody takes it seriously, I don't know them in real life and as soon as a new season comes on I forget all about the old cast. Also, since when going on AYTO makes you better than anyone? 

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