The Challenge: Battle of the Eras- Cara Maria Sorbello

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Fun fact: Cara Maria increased her total number of elimination wins by 15% on All Stars 4! Legend behavior! 

Hmm I hope she doesn't lose any eliminations this season! Smile

 

Do you think her va gina smells?

No TBH

How do you know? Smile

I didn't say it. it was on the previous page or the one before. I personally quoted it.

I can't find the post anywhere. And you didn't wanna help me find it. Sad

Hmm I hope she doesn't lose any eliminations this season!

The odds are always in the favor of an elimination queen... and she is THE elimination queen! Just like how she's the Queen of The Challenge AND the face of The Challenge. Her accolades are endless OMG even I get tired of listing them and I'm her #1 fan because she just has THAT MANY- 

How do you know?

Ya never know. Wink

Daily Cara Maria love <3 

This is what a CHAMP looks like <3 and everybody better know it (which they do) <3 

This is what a CHAMP looks like <3 and everybody better know it (which they do) <3 

Clearly her own franchise only labels her as a 2x champ so... try again! Smile

Clearly her own franchise only labels her as a 2x champ so... try again!

Ding dóñg, it's not even up to anybody to count it when it literally happened. How you think you can erase an entire challenge from history that literally happened is beyond me! The ******* DELUSION! 

Fun fact: Cara Maria has the MOST wins for the women (tied) in Challenge history with 3, and the MOST individual/pair wins for the women in Challenge history with 3! Evelyn won 1 pair Challenge and 2 team Challenges, Veronica won 3 team Challenges, and Cara Maria won 2 pair Challenges and 1 individual Challenge. Queen stays Queen! Don't forget it! 

Fun fact: Cara Maria has the MOST wins for the women (tied) in Challenge history with 3, and the MOST individual/pair wins for the women in Challenge history with 3! Evelyn won 1 pair Challenge and 2 team Challenges, Veronica won 3 team Challenges, and Cara Maria won 2 pair Challenges and 1 individual Challenge. Queen stays Queen! Don't forget it! 

...also, in her individual win, she not only beat the women, but she ALSO beat the men, becoming not only the SOLE WINNER, but the first female SOLE WINNER in Challenge history, as well as the first SOLE WINNER in Challenge history! Oh my God! I am in awe of Cara Maria <3 

 

I didn't say it. it was on the previous page or the one before. I personally quoted it.

I can't find the post anywhere. And you didn't wanna help me find it.

You have to look it's there lololol

Daily Cara Maria love <3 

I know it's said its an open relationship but I feel paulie gets all the perks of that arrangement and doesn't tell cara everything throughout the relatonship... I also coulda sworn I saw cara say she doesn't want kids Sad

*pretends to be shocked*

Lol.. so they broke up..??.

Daily Cara Maria love <3 

Daily Cara Maria love <3 

What are you gonna do?

Lol.. so they broke up..??.

They'll be back together. She lacks self-worth. Anyone else think the bi thing is just for show? He is so phoney.

They'll be back together. She lacks self-worth. Anyone else think the bi thing is just for show? He is so phoney.

YOU'VE SAID IT LIKE 20 TIMES JESUS CHRIST WE GET IT. 

YOU'VE SAID IT LIKE 20 TIMES JESUS CHRIST WE GET IT. 

...because if you're gonna repeat something 500 times, it should be reserved for fun, petty insults... like you calling Devin "Devun." If you actually thought she "lacks self-worth," you wouldn't act like this about it.

Is the call coming from inside the house? In the event that it is: you are one of my favorite posters and you're hilarious! Hold your head up high because you deserve it! 

They'll be back together. She lacks self-worth. Anyone else think the bi thing is just for show? He is so phoney.

No, I don't think it's "phoney." People have no reason to willingly make themselves non-heterosexual in this world! 

 

Daily Cara Maria love <3 

What are you gonna do?

Bestie, what are you talking about? 

Daily Cara Maria love <3 

YOU'VE SAID IT LIKE 20 TIMES JESUS CHRIST WE GET IT. 

...because if you're gonna repeat something 500 times, it should be reserved for fun, petty insults... like you calling Devin "Devun." If you actually thought she "lacks self-worth," you wouldn't act like this about it.

Is the call coming from inside the house? In the event that it is: you are one of my favorite posters and you're hilarious! Hold your head up high because you deserve it! 

While you're right about OS you're wrong about Cara--she does lack self-worth and confidence.  That's why she's been in the relationships that she has been.  This doesn't make her a bad person (see Jenna) but just someone that has personal issues that they haven't been able to overcome that allows losers like Abram and Paulie (and Zach) to control them.

You can like someone and admit they're flawed.  She's still a great competitor and probably a really good person.

While you're right about OS you're wrong about Cara--she does lack self-worth and confidence.  That's why she's been in the relationships that she has been.  This doesn't make her a bad person (see Jenna) but just someone that has personal issues that they haven't been able to overcome that allows losers like Abram and Paulie (and Zach) to control them.

You can like someone and admit they're flawed.  She's still a great competitor and probably a really good person.

Oh I'm sure she's insecure to a certain extent, but that's only because that's true for most people. She's not insecure enough to make 500 posts about how she lacks self-worth, especially when taking into consideration that that's just not something that's fun. 

...also, I wasn't actually trying to accuse OldSchooler of being insecure. I think making 500 posts about someone lacking self-worth is an indicator that someone lacks self-worth, but I still don't think that he's actually insecure. 

Daily Cara Maria love <3 

...because if you're gonna repeat something 500 times, it should be reserved for fun, petty insults... 

...because if you're gonna repeat something 500 times, it should be reserved for fun, petty insults... 

Ding dóñg, that has literally nothing to do with what I said! There's a set criteria for this post: I post it once every day. What's your excuse? Don't have one? Didn't think so! 

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