The Challenge: Battle of the Exes - Abram Boise

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The Challenge: Battle of the Exes - Abram Boise
[center][url=http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&amp;imgid=12562][img]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/15504f0ddc88e1e38.jpg[/img][/url] [SIZE="1"](Photo Credit: Rene Cervantes, MTV)[/SIZE] Molds' favorite comment from users at MTV.com: [url=http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&amp;imgid=12563][img]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/15504f0ddc91097f5.png[/img][/url][/center] [B]Abram and Cara Maria[/B] [QUOTE]Odd birds of a feather, Abram and Cara Maria first fell in love on Cutthroat. But after an intoxicated Abram had a heavily publicized run-in with the police, Cara Maria decided to call it quits. The couple has since reconciled but their on-again, off-again relationship is anything but reliable. Abram complains, "Cara Maria is like a cat. When you try to chase a cat it just runs away and then you turn around and go sit down and the cat shows back up at your leg." Cara Maria, for her part, worries about Abram's often fiery temper. She confesses, "He's so passionate and so intense that sometimes you just need to get away. He's just got an animal inside him." Will the Battle Of The Exes lead the couple to finally fully commit, or will the pressure of the game tear them apart for good?[/QUOTE] [center]<a href="http://www.mtv.com/ontv/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">MTV Shows</a>[/center]
Looking at all of the tags was hilarious, but I'm really glad that I saw Abram's last, because his took the cake: "****."
[QUOTE=CzarEric;292776]Looking at all of the tags was hilarious, but I'm really glad that I saw Abram's last, because his took the cake: "poop."[/QUOTE] I didn't pay attention to the tags until you mentioned it.
Abram is one of the guys I root for and I think that he's a great competitor, and until the final on Cutthroat he was probably the best guy there but Cara Maria hypes him up way too much. I'd take CT over him in pretty much anything and her suggestion that Kenny and Evan would be afraid to talk **** to his face is pretty ridiculous when I've seen Kenny talk **** to his face on the show. I'd like to see him win...but then we'd probably have to hear Cara Maria continue to OD on him (which I suppose is her prerogative because of their relationship but it's still a little much).
Was it really necessary for him to be shirtless. He has definitely hit the proverbial wall.
He looks like Puck in the face. Creepy.
Sexy man number two. What makes me want to turn away are his scars and his temper isn't sexy either. Competition-wise he brings in some competition, since he isn't afraid to go against anyone. I remember on "The Island" when he found it fun to go against two guys... I'm forgetting which two...
[QUOTE=new-girl;292889]Sexy man number two. What makes me want to turn away are his scars and his temper isn't sexy either. Competition-wise he brings in some competition, since he isn't afraid to go against anyone. I remember on "The Island" when he found it fun to go against two guys... I'm forgetting which two...[/QUOTE] I know Johnny was one of them because he almost got voted off even though Abram requested to be voted off. I think it was Derrick who beat them both though.
[QUOTE=TheFeedMachi;292891]I know Johnny was one of them because he almost got voted off even though Abram requested to be voted off. I think it was Derrick who beat them both though.[/QUOTE] that's right, I was just watching that episode last night on mtv.com haha
Derrick only beat Abram because he and Johnny teamed up. 1v1 I think Abram would beat Derrick at most things.
[QUOTE=v123;292960]Derrick only beat Abram because he and Johnny teamed up. 1v1 I think Abram would beat Derrick at most things.[/QUOTE] In most events overall ? I agree, but if it involves anything that has to do with contact (wrestling, tackling, football type events, ect. ect.) I think Derrick would beat Abram and maybe easier than most think. When I saw Derrick take on Brad, Tyler, and Dunbar all at once for several minutes and take out Tyler in the life shield mission on Cutthroat and Abram get beaten pretty quickly by the same three guys in the same mission...that pretty much tells me enough.
Can someone explain those weird things on abe's body. They look like lesions or something.
[QUOTE=Coralfan;292988]Can someone explain those weird things on abe's body. They look like lesions or something.[/QUOTE] According to Abram they're like tattoos to him....he does different things to "tattoo" himself including burning. I can actually barely look at him because of how bad the two on the left look.
[QUOTE=Adrian!!!!!!;292964]In most events overall ? I agree, but if it involves anything that has to do with contact (wrestling, tackling, football type events, ect. ect.) [B]I think Derrick would beat Abram and maybe easier than most think[/B]. When I saw Derrick take on Brad, Tyler, and Dunbar all at once for several minutes and take out Tyler in the life shield mission on Cutthroat and Abram get beaten pretty quickly by the same three guys in the same mission...that pretty much tells me enough.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I feel the same way! Derrick is one of the strongest competitors in Challenge history. Abe is very good too, but I think Abram is more about being a leader. He doesn't even work out! That doesn't mean that he is weaker, but...yes, in fact I think he is. He drinks a lot, has a very unhealthy diet and smokes (at least I saw him smoking like three times). He doesn't do anything to be in good shape. Look at Landon. He doesn't even go to gym but he does lots of work outside and we see the result. One of Abe's advantages is confidence (not arrogance!). But in a wrestling challenge I would put my money on Derrick.
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[QUOTE=Coralfan;292988]Can someone explain those weird things on abe's body. They look like lesions or something.[/QUOTE] He mutilates himself in some sort of "man" rituals. They look a lot worse than last time I saw them which makes me think he is doing it to deal with the stress in his life. He basically is a cutter IMO who disguises it as some sort of Native-American inspired spiritual process. Quite dangerous behavior in my book.
I really hope Abram and Cara Maria do well this challenge. Abram is always fun to watch.
I hope they win too but I'm kind of worried for Cara Maria.
[QUOTE=GoMcFly;292991]Yeah, I feel the same way! Derrick is one of the strongest competitors in Challenge history. Abe is very good too, but I think Abram is more about being a leader. He doesn't even work out! That doesn't mean that he is weaker, but...yes, in fact I think he is. He drinks a lot, has a very unhealthy diet and smokes (at least I saw him smoking like three times). He doesn't do anything to be in good shape. Look at Landon. He doesn't even go to gym but he does lots of work outside and we see the result. One of Abe's advantages is confidence (not arrogance!). But in a wrestling challenge I would put my money on Derrick.[/QUOTE] pfffshh please...I still remember when Abram beat Mike the "Miz" in a wrestling match on the Gauntlet...despite being outsized and Mike being a pro wrestler...then he started calling him mini Miz...hahaha. If you think Derrick can beat Abram at wrestling then apparently you think Wes can too since Wes beat Derrick...but I understand things change from challenge to challenge. I mean maybe Derrick can beat Wes now, who knows.
I'm sure this has been mentioned already somewhere, but Coral took was actually tapped first to be Abrahm's partner on this Challenge. She spoke about it on Derrick's podcast and then talked about it briefly on her Twitter page. Can you imagine how that duo would have made waves on this challenge?
I'm over this guy, and Cara Maria, too. Both of them really creep me out. For some reason, I feel like one of these two will be on Hoarders five years from now.
Good lord..what the hell happened to him? He looks like he drew all over himself while he was drunk.
Looks like there is some drama down between Abram and his two ladies. Cara Maria seems really upset by Abram tweeting about Coral. It was just one tweet suggesting for his followers to follow Coral. Coral's been retweeting comments from people saying she and Abram would be a better team to watch, which is true. Abram seems to be enjoying the fact that he's making Cara mad. On the podcast, Coral didn't really address Abram and Cara. It must be weird to watch your ex on television with someone else. Weren't they even engaged at one point?!
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Abram is one of those people that seems interesting and almost All-American at times and then he whips out his speed-pass to the crazy train. Cara Marie just seems like a blah person who tries to hide it behind crazy hair. I like Abram but not her so I would have rather seen Coral (of course I would rather see Coral than 99.9% of the females on the show).
Hahaha he said he's going to tattoo his head! Omg this guy is crazy, I cant take him seriously. He spent Christmas eve in the wilderness howling to wolves and sleeping in his car and now this, I wonder if he will try and make the tattoo something like Mike Tyson's or if it will be just some random scribbles on his face lmao. I used to think he was such an *** for thinking he's more mature than the other MTV people but now I like it because it makes him seem even more nuts. He's like a walking freak show, I love it haha.
Abram is insane! He really is a whackjob as Laurel said on the preview special. He tweeted that he chopped his head open and laughed as blood poured down his face. I thought he was just talking crazy, but Cohutta posted a picture of this. He is creepy.
[QUOTE=JennHas2Ns;293423]I'm sure this has been mentioned already somewhere, but Coral took was actually tapped first to be Abrahm's partner on this Challenge. She spoke about it on Derrick's podcast and then talked about it briefly on her Twitter page. Can you imagine how that duo would have made waves on this challenge?[/QUOTE] Really. I wonder why then was she not on this challenge. I thought I read somewhere she wanted to do another one.
[QUOTE=Coralfan;293993]Really. I wonder why then was she not on this challenge. I thought I read somewhere she wanted to do another one.[/QUOTE] At the time she said no to the availability call.
For anyone who doesn't yet know, Abram and Cara Maria's video has just been posted on mtv.com. If you thought CT and Diem were awkward together, wait until you watch this one.
[QUOTE=inferno;294208]for anyone who doesn't yet know, abe and cara maria's video has just been posted on mtv.com. if you thought ct and diem were awkward together, wait until you watch this one.[/QUOTE] What they do well together might better be depicted in a different video that would not be suitable for MTV. ;)
[QUOTE=V1man;294211]What they do well together might better be depicted in a different video that would not be suitable for MTV. ;)[/QUOTE] I figured you imply something lol
Damn. Poor CM. Abram is horrible. She doesn't deserve to be treated that way. She's a beautiful girl and seems like a sweetheart. His 'member' isn't worth that abuse.

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