Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

Gauntlet 2 (buccaneer challenge) Beth-Who do you think are the 2 weakest guys on the team? Syrus- Im going to say Brad, and possibly ME! Timmy- It's just a bunch of drunk ferrets, no one is working together. M.J- Kicking our a**, aint ya?(making fun of how bad the veterans are doing) David- My team has no strategy, we have no idea what we are doing. Ibis- We're feeling a little bit stupid, because we're sitting here making fun of how terrible they did, and we're just like ok this isnt working we've got to try new things. Alton- He's a big boy. big boy.(talking to derrick about Syrus) Alton- Love is a weird thing. It's one of those things. It's not like being drunk and then being sober.

[QUOTE=dplayer18;90124]Aneesa was going crazy on Cara, and I think it was funny when Timmy was mimicking Aneesa.[/QUOTE] I also think it was funny (and nice) that the net day Aneesa and Cara talked to each other about their little spat and started over fresh! They even shook hands and greeted each other, as if for the first time, to start over their relationship, now as friends. Then, on the Inferno III they were closer (although not shown very much since Cara had Susie and Colie, and Aneesa had Jenn and Janelle as friends) where they hung out when they all went out to the clubs. Not a quote, but in the Inferno III I loved when Cara and Aneesa looked at each other, shocked, when seeing Davis and Tonya full-on making out! You can probably tell I love Cara, but I also love Coral!!! I'm trying to search for some lesser known quotes from her, since I believe most of us are huge Coral fans and have posted them already haha!

Just remember Inferno 1, when the RW team was stuck on the crossword puzzle final mission...and Coral was saying how hard it was....I don't remember what she said, but it had me dying.

[quote=producer88;90278]Just remember Inferno 1, when the RW team was stuck on the crossword puzzle final mission...and Coral was saying how hard it was....I don't remember what she said, but it had me dying.[/quote]I think she said,"The lovely lovely crossword puzzle... I don't know who made this **** up, Einstein made the ******* clues...".

"The funny thing about getting older, is that your mind and your heart tell you to do one thing but your body is like, Dude it don't work like that anymore dawg". - Syrus on Inferno I "Me and Veronica with all of our money are gonna go ahead and get us a lil house and have little Cuban and Mixed-Black babies." - Darrell on Inferno I

Real World New York Julie to Heather "Do you sell drugs?" Heathers confessional later on. "I do beleive that is a racist comment" Melissa to other Julie on BOTS after their argument. "Because I wanna let you know!"

LOL, She was just like "Your an *******!" I love Melissa! I'm watching RW New Orleans as I type..

[quote=tjhallow;90426]LOL, She was just like "Your an *******!" I love Melissa! I'm watching RW New Orleans as I type..[/quote] Melissa is one of my favorite castmembers of all time! :heart: LOVE her.

"Thats not a secret! A secret is if you have like one nut or something." - Melissa on Real World. She said this because Danny said he had a secret and he finally came out to her after Melissa continuously asked him to tell her.

Semester at Sea Ayanna: "Veronica, what the **** is this? THIS IS MY ****ING PAPER VERONICA!" Veronica: "No it's not!" It's just funny how that's all Veronica can say and how her voice got all high and squeaky.

[quote=tjhallow;90426]LOL, She was just like "Your an *******!" I love Melissa! I'm watching RW New Orleans as I type..[/quote] Good, I'm glad you have decided to watch it. Let me know how you like it. :) Here's another Coral quote: "My ******* are creating holes through my leather jacket." - Coral, first episode of RW BtNY.

[quote=RW561015;90472]Good, I'm glad you have decided to watch it. Let me know how you like it. :) Here's another Coral quote: "My ******* are creating holes through my leather jacket." - Coral, first episode of RW BtNY.[/quote]I'm loving it so far. ;) I was shocked when Danny came out to Melissa... I never suspected one bit. Oh and I enjoyed Hawaii as well. :)

[quote=blanky667;90474]I'm loving it so far. ;) I was shocked when Danny came out to Melissa... I never suspected one bit. Oh and I enjoyed Hawaii as well. :)[/quote] Cool, you're watching it too. I enjoyed it when I watched it recently. I actually quite liked the whole cast overall. I still need to get back to watching Hawaii. In the first episode I watched up just to the introductions. I was eager to see how the cast would react to Colin being a cast member. More BtNY quotes from Ep. 1: "I still think I'm going to be on Road Rules, so I'm waiting for the RV to pull up." - Nicole "Am I here? Am I here?" - Nicole "Yes, you're here." - Mike "I saw the mirror and thought it was a dream." - Nicole

[QUOTE=Dartagnan;90657]Me too. Most of the things that come out of her mouth are hilarious.[/QUOTE] Me three!!

On New Orleans during the South Africa trip when a bird ***** on Melissa. Melissa "Something just **** in my hair...it did" Kalle "its a leaf" Julie "No, it is ****!"

I love when Brad flips out after getting a wedgie on Inferno 2. "Now it's a necklace!!!" [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV8V3t58FjM]YouTube - Brad Wedgie - Inferno 2[/url]

that was hilarious!

I would never forget "Derri-leek!" and "Congratulations, you're a meathead son!".

Derrick vs golf cart is amazing too. I know this thread is about quotes so I guess my quote would be: "BAM" - Derrick's body against the golf cart. I think how he rolled over and sat there was awesome too.

"Julie has an excellent relationship with her brother. It seems as though they didn't have television as children for how they get along so well." - Melissa (New Orleans.

Bot Seasons during the sidekick showdown challenge when the guys were asked what body part their partner would fix. "If you said my "*****" i'm gonna kill you," holly "It wasn't... I read something about it on the internet," Theo

Gauntlet 2(Balancing act challenge) Julie- Because if your not nice to her, she will screw you.(about beth) Timmy- They can forget it, you've got a couple of humpty dumpty's up there. (making fun of kina and jillian) Randy- They got ************* brad and david) Timmy- I'm trying to coach her, nurture her, Dr.Phil her, on to this d*** rope so we can get across.(about beth) Timmy- So psychology 101 isnt working out so well, and you can start to hear the peanut gallery barking at beth.

Gauntlet 2 (the pit challenge) Timmy- It would clearly be an unfair advantage if one team got to watch the other go, so this gives T.J a chance to use the word sequester. Ibis- We have some pantyhose, we have two roles of duct tape, the most random s*** i have ever seen. Randy- Stabilize the noodles! Alton- Landon, can you climb up me? Landon- Yeah, I can climb up you Timmy- Hold on to that b**** tight, and you've got to pull me up. David- I voted for Brad, and the reason is because im not voting for Timmy. Brad- You know, I dont know why i get voted off at the end of every challenge.

[quote=Lionsfan780;91154]Gauntlet 2 (the pit challenge) Timmy- It would clearly be an unfair advantage if one team got to watch the other go, so this gives T.J a chance to use the word sequester. [/quote] Hahaha A+! I laughed for so long after Timmy said that. I also love that he acknowledged that TJ is...well, an idiot.

Gauntlet 2 Timmy (to a few of the other Vet guys): "You know what we have to do? One of us has to **** Beth." Timmy (before the final mission, holding up a huge pair of underwear): "Look Beth left her underwear here!"

Gauntlet 2(moving pyramid challenge) Ace- I've been kicked off two challenges really early, my boys back home are going to kill me if i go home early again. M.J- There's going to be some blood shed today, I gurantee it. Danny- This b**** is turning around and telling me this stupid s*** to do.(about Jodi) Alton- O.k Danny put your knee somewhere else. Danny- If they chose me because of an argument between me and some stupid ****, let them f****** do this s*** because i'm going to turn around and beat his f****** a** in beach brawl. I wanna see him in that s*** right now!(about alton) Danny- Their loosing a strong competitor and i honestly think they will fail at every challenge from now on. (talking about himself)

RW:NY fight between Kevin and Julie. Julie-Its not a black and white thing! Kevin-Yes it is, your a 19 year old white girl from Alabama .... Kevin-There is so much racism. Look at L.A. Julie-Because of people like you Kevin to Eric-She called me an *******. Julie-You told me to suck your ****!