Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

[QUOTE=behindme;87964]Coral: To be honest, LaLa, I only hate like, four people. Trishelle, Julie, and the slapper from Seattle...Steven the slapper...Slapper Steven. Syrus: That's three, who's the fourth? Coral: I reserve the right to throw some m*****f***** in when I can. --Inferno 1 Reunion[/QUOTE] Haha actually I don't even think Coral knew he was from the Seattle season IIRC. I remember she was like, "Stephen from... Slapping Stephen." and Veronica was like, "Seattle?"

[quote=Lamb Chop!!!;88185]Haha actually I don't even think Coral knew he was from the Seattle season IIRC. I remember she was like, "Stephen from... Slapping Stephen." and Veronica was like, "Seattle?"[/quote] Coral and Stephen did battle of the seasons together.

Hahah Slapping Steven, I remember when coral said that, that was really funny!

[QUOTE=tjhallow;88215]Coral and Stephen did battle of the seasons together.[/QUOTE] Haha no I know that. I just meant that when she was talking about it on the Inferno reunion, the season he was on escaped her memory and Veronica had to remind her. That's why I thought the quote was funny. I wonder if Coral ever found out who the 4th person she hates is... :)

I would guess Evelyn!

''I see...that guy over there and I want him...and by the end of the night I will have him'' Princess/Queen Brynn ''It would be a pretty but you're both dumb as rocks'' Frank talking about a Trishelle/Steven baby

[quote=salt&vinegar;88524]I would guess Evelyn![/quote] Ev was not a challenge person then. A better for the time frame might have been Ellen.

Gauntlet 2 Susie: "Jodi had her heart broken by Mark, who is 5,000 years old." Timmy: "I don't know Jo from a ham sandwich..." Cara (laughing at Danny): "See ya later Danny!" Danny (walking by): "****!" (Everyone gasps) Cara (confessional): "I just can't believe that adults act this way."

[quote=Dartagnan;88841]Those were good Lamb Chop. I love Cara, she makes me laugh.[/quote] Something about her always rubbed me the wro way, all the way back to her season. It never failed, just as soon as I thought I may have found something to like about her, she'd say or do something to remind me why I didn't like her in the first place!

I find Cara to be hilarious! I actually saw The Gauntlet before I saw her original season and I LOVED her on the Gauntlet and how she was one of the few people who stuck up for Sarah. She yelled at RR when they put her in there the 4th time. She has gotten sort of annoying with Susie, but I'd still rather her come back than some of these same girls we constantly see.

Gauntlet 2 Timmy: "We're pushing this thing and all of a sudden, it breaks like peanut bridle." Montana (about Beth): "Usually in 10 years you develop some sort of personal growth. There's no growth with her... except maybe in the thighs." Montana: "Why can't we put Beth against Beth in the Gauntlet? It's ridiculous." Julie: "The clutch?! The ****ing clutch?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

I'd rather have Cara over Casey anyday. Does anyone know if she is still open to doing challenges?

[QUOTE=blanky667;89288]I'd rather have Cara over Casey anyday. Does anyone know if she is still open to doing challenges?[/QUOTE] I heard she'd only do them if Susie were doing them too... Susie's on this next one, but no Cara. :(

Christena on Road Rules South Pacific, "Donnell keeps saying that I want his BOA-dy, well we all saw his BOA-dy in a G-String and it is the exact opposite. I do NOT want Donnell."

[quote=RW561015;88626]Ev was not a challenge person then. A better for the time frame might have been Ellen.[/quote] Yeah i'm pretty sure ellen and coral fought/argued when the real world back to new york and road rules the quest joined together for an episode.

Gauntlet 2 Jo- If you dont get your f****** cop cars here now, I will sue this island.! Derrick- Did i do something? I know i didnt do anything, I was sleeping. Derrick- I'm going to brush my teeth and get ready for the f****** war. Derrick- I can be a jerk to whoever I want now. (after becoming team captain)

[quote=blanky667;89288]I'd rather have Cara over Casey anyday. Does anyone know if she is still open to doing challenges?[/quote] *High five*. Casey is one of the only FM people that I can't stand at all, she's all bark and no bite. I hated her rant on Coral, **** you will never be a legend like Coral. In your dreams, hunny. If your unathletic on a challenge, you have no room to talk about anybody.

"We have a lesbian on our team so were are definetly gonna win!" Dan talking about the Rachel and dodgeball mission on Inferno 2

Gauntlet 2 MJ: "Beth is sort of like a 17th team member to us. I love Beth!" Brad (attempting to imitate Beth): "I told you I wasn't comfortable with tires!" (Just the way his voice sounded was hysterical)

[quote=blanky667;89288]I'd rather have Cara over Casey anyday. Does anyone know if she is still open to doing challenges?[/quote] I like Casey a lot, but Cara is my all-time fave challenge cast member! She is so fun and mostly very similar to me! And also, I feel like she may not do too many more challenges though sadly, because she just made the move recently from Chicago to California, busy with her new surroundings. But, hey, maybe the new location will be more of a positive for her doing another challenge! This is all just a speculation of course! And just to add (some might not be completely on point, but as close as I can remember): Inferno III Cara; defending herself at an informal team meeting: I know everyone thinks Paula should stay, because she is so great. But I think I should be here, because I am SO great! Gauntlet Cara; during the fight between RW and RR: Ugh, Nate SUCKS SO BAD! Cara; talking to her boyfriend-at-the-time, Dave: If you aren't sad if I go home I'm going to break up with you! Gauntlet II Cara; before her gauntlet against Kina: I need to tame that last nerve before my gauntlet! (Proceeds to take shots of hard liquor, making ridiculous faces after the taste) Most of these are funnier if you think of her voice and facial expressions along with them... I will try to think of more for later!

[quote=Dartagnan;16675]Yeah that was funny as well. "Everytime we put him in, he just pops back up again, french kisses jillian, and goes back to the house."-Coral talking about Frank. So true. [/quote] God I love Coral, she is so hilarious. This has probably been said, but remember, "I don't wrestle, I beat b******** up."

Here's some from Battle of the Sexes, per Colin's blog so most of these didn't actually air. Aneesa (Ep. 1 ): "Sgt. Says can eat my *****." Eric N.: "I haven't jerked off in seven years." Puck: "What, are you stupid?" Eric N.: "No man, I started reading books and stuff." Theo (Chicago): "If I'm gonna take a girl out to a nice dinner, I'm gonna take her somewhere nice... like Red Lobster." Puck: "You get married in a chapel, you get divorced. You get married on a merry-go-round, you stay married." Puck: (About Ellen) "I'm not gonna fight anybody. I can get under your skin with verbs." Aneesa: "I want to have kids, but not out of this *****." Melissa: "I want to have three kids so that I can treat the middle one the best." Melissa: "Legally, I'm a midget." Melissa: "I have a college degree and it took me forty minutes to build a house out of Lincoln Logs." Puck: (about Ellen) "I'm gonna be up her *** and around the corner and she's not gonna like it." Lori: "Why does Jamie have his hand down his pants?" Colin (off camera): "He doesn't want something to bite his ****."

This might have been said before, but I think it's classic. CT: "I'm going to smash his head and eat it!"

Road Rules X-Treme Patrick (after Nick told the group he was gay): "That's cool. I have no problem with gay people." Nick: "Well, good. I have no problem with straight people." I always found that funny for some reason.

Aneesa to Cara on the Gauntlet II. "I dont need a Gauntlet *****, I will cut you with my words!" Danny after Melinda gets sent home on the Gauntlet III. "I am now truly alone"

[QUOTE=OutWestSoon;90118]Aneesa to Cara on the Gauntlet II. "I dont need a Gauntlet *****, I will cut you with my words!" Danny after Melinda gets sent home on the Gauntlet III. "I am now truly alone"[/QUOTE] Aneesa was going crazy on Cara, and I think it was funny when Timmy was mimicking Aneesa.

Gauntlet 2(team builder challenge) Mark- I said half-speed, that was like three-quarters.(about Ruthie and Kina boxing) Timmy- He's got alot of physco popcorn kernels popping in his head.(about derrick) David- As we do start to get going, the always dextrous Mr. Timmy dqued us. Anessa- Suck my d*** b****!(timmy mimicking her was so funny)