Big Brother 9 Discussion - Day XXX

Day 46 Continued Josh tells Chelsia how he caught Sheila in a lie about not watching the show before. Josh tells her that Sheila told Sharon that they need to talk. Chelsia thinks they are going to tell her (Chesia) that she is safe to hurt her. She tells Josh that she knows he was worried about her last week but she was just putting on a show and says that she is a good actress. She says whatever the plan is she is going to go with it. Chelsia, Josh and Ryan. Talking about how Adam made a big show of wanting to be the one to nominate Sheila but never did it. Chelsia says that they are the smart ones and are probably a real couple. Josh says that they would be the weirdest couple. They talk about Natalie and Sheila being friends again and only having each other to hang out with. Sharon comes in to eat. Chelsia says that she would be happy if Natalie or Sheila came to sequester and she would jump for joy. Ryan tells Adam that he heard something and thinks that the girls are going to band together. Adam, Ryan, Chelsia and Josh outside bashing Natalie. They are laughing and saying she is stupid because she thinks she can autograph her car and sell it on ebay along with her hooter nametags. Ryan wonders what she is going to do when she gets out and finds out that she is not famous. Chelsia says that she will move to Boston and become a stalker. Josh wonders how she did not know that Matt hated her. Chelsia tells Adam to watch Natalie when he gets his HoH camera, she will hog it and take so many pictures. Sharon and Sheila in the kitchen. Sharon says that if she walks out of this house people better watch out. She tells Sheila that Chelsia said thank you to her and how she told her to think of these last four days as a vacation. Sharon says that if she stays she will be going after them. Adam and Sheila in the kitchen. They are talking about how it is Natalie's turn next to win HoH and Sheila's is coming later. She tells him that he did the right thing this week and says that they need to all stick together so they have the numbers. She tells him that they have to always keep them guessing. BB gives them Easter stuff. A giant bunny to paint, candy, big chocolate bunny, egg coloring stuff in a basket. The girls are excited and the boys look and ... like meh.. walk away. Josh and Adam outside. Josh is telling him how he thought that his boyfriend Chase would be on the show too because he dropped him off at the airport and told him he would see him later. Adam asks him if they talked about him (Josh) coming on the show. Josh explains that Chase was interviewed for BB too and he was going to be his boyfriend on the show. Sharon complains to Chelsia about the guys not picking up after themselves. They talk about the girls that are going to be left after this week. Sharon tells her that Natalie and Sheila are going to be inseparable once Chelsia leaves that she is going to kill herself. Chelsia says that she is sorry. Sharon says that everyone who has won something should not win this game. (nice comfort to Chelsia I'm sure) Chelsia tells Sharon to stay strong because she doesn't want to have to vote for someone she hates. Sharon says that she doesn't know about Ryan and that he might put up Sheila. Chelsia says because he is playing for Jen. Sharon asks if she doesn't think he would put up her or Josh. Chelsia says that she doesn't think so. Sharon thinks it would be Ryan's best bet to put up Adam and tells Chelsia the other group's pecking order. Chelsia says that Adam freaks her out and that he told her he has watched every season but physically he sucks because he's over weight and smokes. Sharon asks her if she will have something with James outside of the house. Chelsia says that she won't tell anyone and says she doesn't know but it is the worst thing that could have happened for her inside this house. She says that he could be playing her and that he wants to do stuff in his life. She says that she has things she wants to do too. She wants to get out of Iowa. Sharon tells her things are predetermined and that's why she lives her life they way she does, if she goes, she goes. Sharon thinks that Natalie is going next, then Ryan and then Adam. Chelsia tells her that she has to make deals with people. Sharon says that it pissed her off when the other side tried to make her think that Josh would vote against her. Natalie and Sheila outside. Natalie is prayig to God and asking Him to live through her and Sheila so that they will win HoH. Natalie goes on about the number 7. How it was Matty's favorite number and his birthday is April. 7th. Natalie tells Sheila that everyone warned her that Sheila was an 'actress' and not to believe her, but she knows she is the only one she can trust. Josh naps outside for an hour and wakes up and does another of his monologues and rips apart his house mates. He then prays and sobs hysterically...then bashes Natalie some more. He uses the pool cue stick and acts like a game show host, asking which of the losers in the BB house will wake up first. Sings "Say a little Prayer" and dances around. He yells that he is surrounded by ******* and then yells to give him some *****. More dancing and cheers "H-O-T -T-O-G-O, Josh is hot to go". He asks himself how he looks and answers that at least he is decent while he is having a nervous break down. Back to dancing and playing pool. He says that he is going to come out of this game straight or a lesbian from playing so much pool and hopes it's neither one. He says that he is feeling straighter already and that he is surrounded ******* and can he have a ***** please. Evening Josh and James in the hot tub. Josh is telling James that Ryan is not the one to kick out because he won't be able to handle the final three endurance HoH competition. He is saying that Natalie, Sheila and Adam need to go first. James says that this has been a good week for him and that he needed to win that PoV to get himself back into it. Josh wonders how Chelsia will be about being evicted. James says that she is okay. Sharon comes out to offer food. They talk about how Sharon seems nice but she has a dark side. Josh says not to let the Precious Moments Bible fool you, she will throw you under the bus. Josh says that he would love to implant in Natalie's brain that Chelsia will be ****** Matt in sequester and how that would mess her up. He wonders if they could get Chelsia to do that and it would be awesome. James says yeah that would freak her out. They also say they could remind her how Matt was all over the other women in the pool and didn't want her. They talk about how Chelsia wants to poor ice water on Natalie while she is sleeping. They say they should do it every night until she leaves. They talk about being close to their end game and how they only have 5 people to get out and they are there. James says that it will be crazy to walk out of there in 5 weeks with half a million dollars. Josh says that only three people are against them and that they need to get out Adam, Sheila and Natalie. They say that Adam can't do much physically. Josh thinks it will be a double eviction when there are five people left in the house. Night Natalie, Chelsia and Sharon getting along and coloring eggs. Josh and James hear BB in the storage room and go check to see what they got. 2 bottles of wine and 8 beer. They hide 4 beer for Chelsia and bring the rest out into the kitchen. They continue to decorate the eggs and Natalie is tipsy and talks about Matty Matty Matty and how she misses him and then with nauseating repetitiveness reminisces. A camera in the back yard fell and they were put on indoor lockdown so BB could fix it. Natalie tells Ryan that she has to wait until she gets out of the house before she can get lucky. She tells him how she and Matty only fooled around a bit but she never let him do anything. She says that he tried to touch her that area and she moved his hand and asked him what the hell was he doing. Chelsia, James, Josh and Sharon in the bedroom. Chelsia asks James if he really thinks that she has a drinking problem. He says that he has no idea because he doesn't know the real Chelsia outside of the house. He says that he could be a totally different person outside of this house. Adam, Sheila and Natalie in the kitchen. Natalie is still decorating eggs. Adam leaves. They talk about how Adam is really good looking despite all his weirdness. Sheila says that she doesn't want anyone else to know that she likes him. Josh, Adam, Ryan and Sharon in the back yard. Josh is telling him all the girl bonding in there was freaking him out. Adam says that Sheila was kissing him on the cheek. Josh says that Sheila is ***** and Kimberly is getting loose. Josh tells Sharon that James and Chelsia were .... Back there and she says she knows and that's why she left the room. By the hot tub now. Sharon says that Natalie says all those stories about Matt and her are not true. Ryan says that Natalie is a compulsive liar, she had just told him none of that was true and he knows it is true. Ryan tells them about being awake laying on the floor while she gave Matt a BJ, he heard her sucking and heard Matt oooohing and aaaaahing when he climaxed. Adam says that she told him that Matt only almost kissed her. Ryan says no that she was sucking on his c---- that one night. Josh says that is kind of gross and if she was doing that it's going to be all over the internet and will be youtubed. (if you're looking, try clipsters because youtube yanked all the x-rated stuff) Josh and a tipsy Sheila in the kitchen. He tells her that she should tell Adam she likes him. Sheila opens the sliding door and yells at Adam saying that he should stop grabbing himself because he looks way to hot. Adam yells for her to come to his room later tonight. She says ok whatever. Then she notices it.... Someone killed the Bunny. (I think I'll leave off there...everyone loves a cliff hanger. :D ) To be continued...

I'm almost done with the last of Day 46...it was a long one. I'm not sure how much they will show of Chelsia's melt down...but since they promo'd it we will see some of it.

Day 46 - Part III Sheila sees the chocolate bunny all smashed on the table and asks who killed it. They tell her that it was Chelsia. Sheila says that Chelsia is an angry *****. [i]I should mention that Chelsia has been spoiling for a fight every since they got the booze. She had been sniping at Natalie (asking her if she was going to pray for her, etc.) until Natalie just walked away.[/i] Chelsia starts ripping on Natalie about selling her car on ebay, and how they all came here to get rich and famous and just making fun of her. (Natalie is down the hall in the spa room) Chelsia then smashes all the eggs and dumps them in the garbage. Chelsia says that she is the anti-Christ and she broke the ****** bunny on Christ's day. She yells to Natalie some of her regular explicit names. Sheila asks her to please stop. Natalie is in the spa room praying while Chelsia is yelling and screaming in the background. Chelsia can be heard saying that she is going *** Matt till his crooked eye's straight and that Natalie is no Christian because she went against the 6th commandment. Natalie asks God to please judge Chelsia because she judged her. Natalie says that Chelsia picks on her because she is jealous. Sheila asks Chelsia not to say things about Matt's eye. Chelsia says that she does it because Natalie loves... she pauses and says she means Natalie and Matt are in love. She tells them that they are already going to evict so *** it. Outside, Adam asks James if he is going to miss Chelsia when she is gone, he says not this side of her. In the bedroom Josh says to Sharon and James that Chelsia has lost it and that he doesn't know who that is because that's not Chelsia. James says that Sheila must be Matt's mom because of the way she is sticking up for him. Josh says, yeah, Matt...Mick, maybe (I guess Sheila's son's name is Mick). Josh sits with Chelsia at the dining table as she tries to put the puzzle they got from BB together. She says this puzzle is ****** difficult. She asks if James is mad at her. Josh says that he isn't. Chelsia says that she doesn't care because she is a ***** to America, she killed Jesus ****** Christy on his birthday (she's really not Christian is she?) Then she starts singing that she and James just had sex. Josh says finally that's good. She tells him it wasn't the first time. Ryan and Adam in HoH. Adam says that she is ****** done and he pretends to shoot at the spy screen. Sheila is crying in the boat room. She is upset about the things that Chelsia had said about Matt. Josh tries to console her. Josh tells her she is crying the tears of a mother, he's seen them on his own mother. He says he understands. BB calls him into the DR. Sheila goes back into the kitchen and she tells Chelsia that she is fine and not mad at her, but she doesn't like her beating Matty when he isn't here to defend himself. Chelsia says that she doesn't care because she's already said all this to his face. Josh and James wonder if they can carry Chelsia to bed. Sheila says that she is going to go hide in the boat room. Sharon tells James and Sheila that she wishes that Josh would just stay away from Chelsia and asks Sheila to go get him. Adam and Ryan. They say that if Ryan wins HoH he has to put up James and Josh and send James home. Chelsia apologizes to Sheila for all she has said. She gets in bed and James says he is sorry. She says that she is going to go break the house. He says don't break any vases or the memory wall. Chelsia says that she knows she's not crazy, but she is the ****** anti-Christ. Ryan and Sheila in the bathroom. She is crying again and he is consoling her. Josh goes into the spa room and asks Sheila if she is Matt's mother. She shakes her head no. Natalie goes up to the HoH room and vents to Adam. She says that Matt didn't try to screw Chelsia in my bed. Adam doesn't seem to be as optimistic as she is in her belief of Matt. She says that she has a crush on Matt but she is not heart-broken. Adam says that he doesn't really want to talk about Matt and that the next HoH is huge. Natalie says that if America gets a vote, to vote no more alcohol. She says that Chelsia is an alcoholic and defends herself about the ebay stuff and that she was only joking. Natalie continues to rant about Matt, saying that Chelsia can't talk about him because it's not legal. Adam tries to tell her that it's all true about Matt. Natalie says that is gross and untrue, he would never do that. Adam says that James will be less of a threat without Chelsia. Natalie says that Chelsia is weak and that she only picks on her. She says that Matt had tried to do things with her but she never let him and that Chelsia got used being finger banged and that Matt has a real girlfriend and it is not her (Natalie). Midnight Sheila is still crying and says that she doesn't think it is right for Chelsia to talk about Matt's eye when he isn't there to defend himself. Josh tries to get her to confess that she is Matt's mom but she keeps crying. Natalie and Adam in HoH still. He tries to explain to her that Matt was "America's Playa" and how he was hooking up with Sharon, Chelsia and Natalie. She acts like Adam is just teasing her. She says that she would never be with Matt then if he was the kind to do that. She tells him that Chelsia is extremely immature and disgusting and mean for breaking all the eggs. Natalie is starting to believe Adam and says she has lost respect for him and that he is now a 2 in her book. She says that she knew he was gross and that is why she never did anything. She says that she is golden and would never sink to that level. She says that she can't even look at Matt now and that Chelsia is fowl and disgusting. She says that she has waited over 10 months for a guy and will be waiting for the right guy and that Matt just went from a 10 to a 3 in her book. Chelsia and Josh are trying to get Natalie to admit to what she and Matt did in the house. Natalie maintains that they have only kissed and Matt pulled the covers over his head so that his ex-girlfriend couldn't see. Josh says that they all kissed in the pool and Matt was kissing everyone and wasn't worried about what his ex-girlfriend saw. Josh and Ryan in the storage room. Josh tells him that he thinks Sheila is Matt's mom and that's why she gets so upset when people talk about him and claims that she has more or less admitted it. Adam, Sheila, Josh, Natalie and Ryan in the kitchen. They are laughing and talking. Chelsia walks in and says good morning to everyone. She asks Natalie if she has been praying for her. Natalie doesn't answer and continues to read her bible. Sharon and James. She says that she thinks that Sheila and Matt are together and that's why Sheila is getting close to Natalie. James says that Sheila said that her son had an eye disability. Chelsia asks Sheila what she has to do to get her vote. Sheila tells her that she likes her and she just doesn't know...if she wants to stay... Chelsia says that she wants to stay in this game, and that she is not there for the money and that she is here to push herself and to see how far she can get. Sheila says that she didn't think anyone would do this game for free and asks Josh if he would. Chelsia tells Sheila that she tried to giver her Vegas trip to Adam. Chelsia apologizes for smashing the Easter Bunny. Sheila asks Chelsia why she went after Natalie. Chelsia says that she has hated her from day one and says that maybe she is a born again Christian but she needs to say it right and say that you went through this and that in your life and then found God. Chelsia says that Natalie is not this perfect little girl and they will all see it when they watch the show and they will see what she says in the diary room. Sheila asks if Chelsia has ever called her crazy in the DR. Chelsia admits that she has called Sheila crazy in the DR and so has Natalie. Josh and Sheila in the bathroom. Josh is trying to find the connection with Sheila and Matt. Sheila says that he is not her son and aren't related but there is something but she can't talk about it yet but she will after all this. Josh wants to know what it is. Sheila says that she can't talk about it and would have to talk to BB about it because you can't talk about another party that isn't here. He says again that she cries the tears of a mother and that she is Matt's mom. Sheila tells him that Natalie has someone on Josh's side. Josh asks if it is James and Sheila says no. They talk about when it's time for Natalie to be evicted. Sheila says that when the game is over that Natalie isn't going to leave she's going to hold onto her key and parachute back in. They wonder how many Bible lines she can find that proves all of them are nuts. They agree that when it's Sharon's time they are going to have to throw her out the door and have security take her out away from the Guinea pig cage. Sheila asks what he will do if Natalie wins HoH. Josh says he is pretty sure that James is going up but if she does put him up he won't go kicking and screaming and will go quietly. Sheila says that if she wins HoH she will put up Josh and Sharon as a pawn so she can backdoor someone. Josh says that you can't backdoor someone because only one will be sitting out. Sheila says that she doesn't trust Adam and Ryan like Natalie does because she knows that they will turn on her in a heartbeat. They talk about how BB has stopped Chelsia from doing some mean things. Sheila says that EvelDick did bad things. Josh says that BB have cracked down on that this season. Sheila wants to know why they didn't do anything about James throwing pickle juice at Natalie. Josh says because it was impulse and some of the things Chelsia and he himself wanted to do were pre-meditated. He says it is going to get crazier and that Chelsia is not going to let it rest. Sheila says that she knows and they both laugh. Josh brings the conversation back to Matt. Sheila says that he is not her son and they are not related. Josh asks if there is a twist there. She implies yes but says she can't say anything. They decide to go to bed. Off camera you can hear Josh scream. James and Chelsia were walking out in the dark as he was going in. James and Chelsia sitting in the bathroom. They are talking about the times they have had sex in the house. Josh walks in to use the bathroom. James says the first time they had sex was before he was evicted. Chelsia says it was after he came back and won HoH. Josh says that he sometimes heard things but he didn't make the connection that they were having sex in the bed next to him. James says that he gets off having people in the room while they're doing it. Josh leaves and James talks nasty about Chelsia's hairy ****** and they cut the feeds. Sounds of Chelsia and James having sex can be heard. BB turns off the audio. All in bed sleeping by 4:25 am.

Like cigarettes I want to quit BB but everyday I find a reason why that day is not today. I have a hard time watching the TV show and not reading the update sites or watching the feeds. I have a need to know everything that BB is cutting out. You know what irks me, is if you were going to liken the nerd herd to anyone, would it not be to the likes of Amber/Jameka and Natalie/Sheila???? Yet I see fans of the Sov6, declaring that Natalie is the good side. WTF??? That is just wrong. Fans of Janelle and Kaysar can not like Natalie it's the against the laws of nature.

I'm giving notice, here and now. Once my boys are gone, I am not going to spend hours a day providing updates for those losers left in the house.

I'm not mad...I just keep losing my internet connection. ;) Hopefully the phone company can fix my phone line. It's the weirdest thing. From 3-10pm it's dead. I get a message on my display screen "check phone cord" and the line is dead. I called them yesterday and they said they'd test the line. They called back this morning and said all was good and they weren't going to send a technician ... then it happened again today. So this time I'm going to make them come anyway. Something is going on. So I've been pirating on the wireless but in primetime I keep getting booted. But right now my landline is working.

You two are seriously making me ill. ;) Class and smart used in sentences to describe Natalie??? :puke: Chelsia was never a fave of mine, but I could stomach her because at least she was honest about who she is.

Do you really think I am going to pull a Natalie and give you the ammunition to mock me??? I've picked a winner a time or two, I'll have you know.

There was quite a bit of excitement in the house but none of it strategy...well some of it. You'll have to tune in Tuesday, I think it will be pretty funny. As you can see I have not been giving updates. I don't mean to leave anyone hanging, but I've come to a reality that my personal life and my paying job must come first right now, and I just do not have the time or the energy to report on BB9.

9pm eastern Katie. Well, that kind of sucked that they didn't show all the April Fool's pranks that they did on Sunday. BB even got in on it. Sheila was the victim of most of them..but BB got Joshuah good with the mask in the mirror trick. It was funny. I should find some youtube clips.