Survivor: South Pacific - Ponderosa

Whitney and Dawn show up to Ponderosa and it takes Whitney about a minute and a half to say "Keith's great and all, but there's someone great back home", and it seems as though Keith has absolutely no idea. [center][/center] Part 2: Whitney accidentally calls her husband her boyfriend; Keith still appears to have no idea. [center][/center] Part 3: Jim continues to have absolutely no clue how the voting procedures work; Whitney spends what appears to be hours on her hair to make it look like she spent absolutely no time on her hair; Keith remains oblivious. [center][/center]

Part 1: Cochran is sent to Redemption and finds that he weighs less than an average 21-year-old woman. His fellow Ponderosans give him a super warm welcome. [center][/center] Part 2: The group celebrates Dawn's birthday, and the Savaii four ask [strike]the Savaii sixth[/strike] [strike]the Upolu seventh[/strike] Cochran why he flipped to Upolu, screwing up their games in the process. [center][/center] Part 3: There is a baby pig. The group deliberates who will be the next visitor to Ponderosa, and are fairly confident it will be Edna. Whitney tells Keith that their clothing needs to match. [center][/center]

Part 1: Edna arrives at Ponderosa and actually thinks she had a chance of winning a million dollars. [center][/center] Part 2: The gang goes to a local market, no one has any idea who's going next, and Cochran does a mean robot. [center][/center]

[b]BRANDON[/b] Part 1: Brandon is probably the happiest person to leave the game after 36 days, calls Coach Judas, and thinks "Uncle Russell" is going to respect the way he played the game and that his family loves him. [center][/center] Part 2: The group takes a day trip to To Sua Cave, and Brandon is thankful that God took him out of the game so that he can experience God. [center][/center] Part 3: The members of the jury talk about how they are huge fans of Ozzy; Brandon lets us all know that he probably should have just taken a 39-day vacation instead of Survivor, as he wants absolutely nothing to do with the game. [center][/center] [b]RICK[/b] Part 1: Rick's got jokes, and Brandon won't even let him out of the car before giving him a big hug; Rick thinks he looks like a homeless person. [center][/center] Part 2: For some reason, Rick asks Cochran to help him shave his neck beard; everyone is cheering for Ozzy until they get to tribal council and look ridiculously disappointed and uninterested. [center][/center] [b]OZZY[/b] Part 1: Ozzy gets a very warm welcome at Ponderosa; Cochran talks about how bitter the jury is, while others use words like "resentment" and "work" to describe the final tribal council. [center][/center] Part 2: Cochran doesn't get an invitation to hang out and wants people to vote for the most deserving player; Jim says he's going to vote for "who best represents the game"; Whitney says she'd rather not vote; Dawn is interested in how they're going to use the money; Edna is sick of the sob stories; Rick relates them to snakes; Ozzy says no one is excited about who's there. [center][/center]