Survivor: One World - Total Dysfunction

Survivor: One World - Total Dysfunction

A group of misfits bands together under an unlikely leader; one tribe becomes dysfunctional.

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February 22, 2012 - 6:03pm

(Reply to #1) #2

Maybe this weeks the episode will be interesting... Let's hope there is actually a tribal vote out this time.

February 22, 2012 - 6:06pm

(Reply to #2) #3

erodwhtboy

Im just hoping some how Colton goes home tonight

February 22, 2012 - 6:11pm

(Reply to #3) #4

[QUOTE=erodwhtboy;297717]Im just hoping some how Colton goes home tonight[/QUOTE] I'm right there with you in that boat, but you have to remember he now has an idol and I'm sure the first chance he gets, he'll use it. I think he'll use it just on the fact that he knows that he'll be the one voted out the minute the guys go to tribal council. I wouldn't blame him for using the idol either because he really, from just the first episode, didn't do anything around camp except hang out with the girls and beg them for an idol. The guys legitimately have a reason to vote him out and he's scared.

February 22, 2012 - 8:07pm

(Reply to #4) #5

I wonder if Matt realizes that even though he's in an alliance, it's not a majority alliance. Can he not count?

February 22, 2012 - 8:08pm

(Reply to #5) #6

Can the girls just be thankful that the guys kept their fire going?

February 22, 2012 - 8:09pm

(Reply to #6) #7

It's kind of annoying? Was he expecting them to vote 4 people out?

February 22, 2012 - 8:11pm

(Reply to #7) #8

My goal tonight is to identify one likable cast member. Literally, just one. It's going to be a long night.

February 22, 2012 - 8:11pm

(Reply to #8) #9

Ladies and gentlemen, A-lee-see-a - she's a special education teacher! No opener this season? They didn't have one last episode either.

February 22, 2012 - 8:12pm

(Reply to #9) #10

I would love nothing more for the girls to lose immunity tonight and then vote out Alicia (the big hair girl). I cannot stand her.

February 22, 2012 - 8:14pm

(Reply to #10) #11

Don't ever ever ever ever agree to be the leader. Ever.

February 22, 2012 - 8:14pm

(Reply to #11) #12

It seems that the girls are never going to agree on anything. EVER. They all want to be heard.

February 22, 2012 - 8:14pm

(Reply to #12) #13

Annnnnnnnnnnd Tarzan in briefs. I'm done here.

February 22, 2012 - 8:15pm

(Reply to #13) #14

Kat is about as slow as a sloth, mentally. And yes, I do need to apologize to sloths.

February 22, 2012 - 8:15pm

(Reply to #14) #15

[QUOTE=Bacchus;297734]Kat is about as slow as a sloth, mentally. And yes, I do need to apologize to sloths.[/QUOTE] [img]http://theuniblog.evilspacerobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dealwithitsloththing.gif[/img]

February 22, 2012 - 8:17pm

(Reply to #15) #16

Sayid speaks!

February 22, 2012 - 8:17pm

(Reply to #16) #17

Is Probst sick? Dead?

February 22, 2012 - 8:18pm

(Reply to #17) #18

I feel bad for whoever put those ropes together. It looks like it took forever to do.

February 22, 2012 - 8:18pm

(Reply to #18) #19

[QUOTE=molds13;297737]Is Probst sick? Dead?[/QUOTE] I know right? Just the way they started off this challenge was boring. Jeff would have made it 100 times better. I miss the commentary already, but I do love how they are actually having a reward challenge and then a separate immunity challenge later.

February 22, 2012 - 8:19pm

(Reply to #19) #20

[QUOTE=molds13;297737]Is Probst sick? Dead?[/QUOTE] He's being a prima donna. Clearly the lighting isn't right.

February 22, 2012 - 8:21pm

(Reply to #20) #21

[QUOTE=fabulous788;297739]I know right? Just the way they started off this challenge was boring. Jeff would have made it 100 times better. I miss the commentary already, but I do love how they are actually having a reward challenge and then a separate immunity challenge later.[/QUOTE] I can hear it now... "The women are getting NOwhere...get it toGETHer girls...Manono getting closer...MaNOno, WINS reward!"

February 22, 2012 - 8:25pm

(Reply to #21) #22

Did they seriously just compare Colton to Russell? They are as opposite as two people can get.

February 22, 2012 - 8:25pm

(Reply to #22) #23

OK, they did not just compare Colton to Russell.

February 22, 2012 - 8:28pm

(Reply to #23) #24

Colton is like a small, sad, puppy dog. He seems miserable and doesn't fit in anywhere. He is the biggest drama queen I've seen on Survivor in a while.

February 22, 2012 - 8:28pm

(Reply to #24) #25

I have a feeling Colton came into this game thinking he would automatically be in the majority alliance in his tribe because he could relate to women. He would be bothering the ever loving crap out of me.

February 22, 2012 - 8:29pm

(Reply to #25) #26

[QUOTE=molds13;297745]I have a feeling Colton came into this game thinking he would automatically be in the majority alliance in his tribe because he could relate to women. He would be bothering the ever loving crap out of me.[/QUOTE] The girls are handling it pretty well. I'd probably be yelling at him to get back to his side if he just kept strolling over.

February 22, 2012 - 8:30pm

(Reply to #26) #27

Colton is about as annoying as a Survivor contestant can get. If there are more episodes like this with him as the focus, the entire season is dead. So maybe everyone can hate him (not that hard to imagine) and he'll quit. Best case scenario.

February 22, 2012 - 8:33pm

(Reply to #27) #28

Tarzan is the new Phillip, just with better colored underwear.

February 22, 2012 - 8:35pm

(Reply to #28) #29

I think Jonas is giving way too much credit by saying he's ridiculously smart. The girls just handed him the idol...

February 22, 2012 - 8:36pm

(Reply to #29) #30

I'm sorry, what? Colton thought he was with Matt and Mike? In...what universe? I can't believe he played that so soon. His best scenario was to wait until they even had to go to tribal council. Now, it just seems like it's an inevitability that the women win.

February 22, 2012 - 8:36pm

(Reply to #30) #31