Geordie Shore

New trailer [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1xND3iBig]YouTube - Geordie Shore Hits The TV Screens[/url] The fact that they haven't actually released any clips from the show yet is a bit worrying.

FIGHT! from my knowledge this is the first UK reality tv fight [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzfrEMvA2eA]YouTube - ‪Geordie Shore Fight‬‏[/url] Hopefully someone will put the first episode up on the internet

Great first episode, 1 fist fight, 2 hookups and 1 pair of *****. if you want to give it a chance, here is the first episode. [url=http://www.fileserve.com/file/bQUGSGj/Geordie.Shore.S01E01.WS.PDTV.XviD-LEE.avi]Free File Hosting, Online Storage &amp File Upload with FileServe[/url] personally for me (so far) its not as good a Jersey Shore season 1 but is miles better than season 2 and 3.

Damn the new season in Cancun is insane. It started last night and I literally couldn't stop crying with laughter throughout. Cancun Chris and the Americans stealing Charlotte's hair were the highlights Trailer: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_NotRXCiDg]MTV UK - GEORDIE SHORE - SEASON 3 EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEAK - YouTube[/url]

Geordie Shore spinoff The Valleys aired last night and its all the more insane and just downright trashy. Its basically 8 people picked from the Welsh valleys and put in a house in Cardiff, Wales. Honestly MTV UK makes VH1 look like the Christian Channel. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYN2hxFH5rQ]MTVUK - The Valleys - EXCLUSIVE PROMO - YouTube[/url]

[QUOTE=RMD1;319800]Ahahhahaha for some reason this cracked me up. I'm not really sure if it's a ***** or a reality show.[/QUOTE] Haha, definitely not for the faint hearted. A review of the first ep and the cast [QUOTE]'The Valleys' on MTV - review: The grubbiest TV show ever? "I just wanna shag, shag, shag." "I'd even shove a dead donkey up my ****." "The only shooting I want to do tonight is my load all over Jenna's tits." "I was staring at his balls and thinking ****** their massive. He's got a massive conk on him." Welcome to The Valleys. Somebody asked MTV if they could make a show grubbier and more sordid than Geordie Shore. The answer is a resounding yes. Making their North-East cousins look like University Challenge, the kids from the Welsh valleys are nine of the most grotesque characters to ever grace a TV screen. Aron Williams is a kickboxer who enjoys getting his **** out at any given opportunity. He also isn't ashamed to spout off various bits of homophobia ("I'm a bit pissed off. I'll be keeping my **** well away from him") when given the chance. Carley Belmonte is a wannabe promotions girl (such high aspirations), who will gladly get out her "titties" for any "fitties" and lives up to her word within about 20 seconds of walking onto the show. She jiggles her ******* in the direction of the camera at regular intervals, just in case you didn't get a clear eyeful of her areola the first time. Nicole Morris is a technicolour, WKD-soaked version of the Wizard of Oz's Scarecrow ("I'd do anything to be brainy. I'd even go to class or something"), who will happily urinate over her co-stars in the shower and proudly boasts that she "goes for gold" with Olympic ********. "I go fast, slow, lick it,******* and then it just squirts everywhere," she proclaims. Watch out Mo Farah. You have some competition for Sports Personality of the Year. Barbara Streisand and Bryan Adams fan Liam Powell is the emotional core you are left clinging for dear life onto throughout the first episode as he struggles to reveal that he's gay to his dry-humping, booze-fuelled, brain-dead housemates. He's got a lot of work on his hands to educate this gaggle of imbeciles, who currently believe people "dress gay" and "talk gay". Darren Chidgey is the liberal-thinking member of the house, whose response to the news that Liam is gay will no doubt be adopted by gay rights campaigners across the globe. "On the plus side, more fanny for us." Incredible. Jenna Jonathan has a law degree, but spends her time carrying around a pint-sized pooch and she longs for a career as a glamour model. Who said university education was going downhill? She has a pair of £4,000 ***** and her dad is a tattooed, gun nut for a father. She could be described as the least promiscuous of the cast, but that's like claiming Mel C was the best singer in the Spice Girls. It's not saying much. Best of the lot is big-mouthed Beyoncé 'lookalike' (if Beyoncé spent a year dieting on Krispy Kremes and lager) Lateysha Grace. Although she claims that she is ready to "******" one of her co-stars after barely 20 minutes with him, she isn't no ****. Oh no. "I started tossing some darts rather than tossing his ****." Move over Emmeline Pankhurst. There appears to be some kind of vague concept and purpose behind the show (something about the cast achieving their dream careers in Cardiff), but you're smarter than us if you spotted it amid the kickers-around-the-ankles nightclub grinding, bum-slapping, and posing on a beach with only a trio of trout (seriously) to cover their dignity. Will we watch it next week? Probably. Do we feel incredibly guilty and grubby for saying that? Definitely.[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/realitybites/a408362/the-valleys-on-mtv-review-the-grubbiest-tv-show-ever.html]'The Valleys' on MTV - review: The grubbiest TV show ever? - TV Blog - Digital Spy[/url]

Full episodes from all 3 seasons at [URL="http://www.mtv.com/shows/geordie_shore/series.jhtml"]MTV.com[/URL]!!! Wow!!! If anyone wants to watch then obviously start from the first episode but I promise you that season 2 and 3 are a million times more hilarious than the first season and the whole of Jersey Shore for that matter.

MTV have already taken down all the episodes down :s Anyway Geordie Shore: Season 4 starts November 6th in the UK. I know its ratings gold but 3 seasons in 1 Year is a bit much.

MTV.com have put the episodes back up! [url=http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=15057][img]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/354550ca1e909cc57.jpg[/img][/url]

[QUOTE=salt&vinegar;329871]Is this worth watching? I'll have some time on my hands while I'm home for Christmas break and may watch.[/QUOTE] It is so much better than Jersey Shore. There is a lot less fighting, but its a lot cruder and the commentary is so much funnier. Season 1 is good, but 2 and 3 are just phenomenal. Season 2is when it really took off in the UK, MTV UK usually averages around 50k at primetime, last weeks episode got over a million. Season 3 trailer [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meQ5sYGkDqg]MTVUK - Geordie Shore - Season 3 Chaos In Cancun Teaser - YouTube[/url]

I'd say half of the Geordie cast are "buckable". I wouldn't touch anyone from Jersey shore with a 10ft pole, apart from maybe Sam.

The new season of The Valleys is unbelievable, if you love trash TV then it is the holy grail. Episode 1. Warning: Extremely crass. [video=youtube;dFOYARV1ROI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFOYARV1ROI[/video] Quote of the episode: Twin 1: We're Identical twins, but we're totally different Twin 2: He likes Mr potato head, I ****ing hate him.