The Challenge : Season 41 (Pointless Pre-Departure speculation)

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@OS

Queen Sydney's story!!!

I wouldn't get too excited. Much like me she is a world traveler (this is a joke, so don't have a hissy fit cause I mentioned I travel). But seriously, she travels all the time so don't get your hopes up.

But travelling without her boyfriend? Who she seems to go one every recent trip with???

Oh, Peacekeeper, your taste is a mess,Every take you drop? A certified guess.You stan the boring, the weak, the plain,It’s almost like you enjoy the mundane.

Sophia from Road Rules? A human yawn,Her screen time felt six hours too long.The energy of drywall, the charm of a rock,Even producers checked out the clock.

And Ryan K? Oh, don’t get me started,A Challenge career that barely got charted.The epitome of lame, A Challenge career that never had flame. Weak in the comps, invisible too, If “boring and useless” was a sport, he’d rule.

Then there’s Sugababes, your tragic devotion, A wish.com band with no real emotion. A garage-sale Spice Girls, off-brand and cheap, Their legacy? A coma-inducing sleep.

Your taste is atrocious, your takes are a wreck,Your brain should come with a quality check.Every opinion? A certified flop,Your credibility? Straight to the chop.

Oh, Peacekeeper, your taste is a mess,Every take you drop? A certified guess.You stan the boring, the weak, the plain,It’s almost like you enjoy the mundane.

Sophia from Road Rules? A human yawn,Her screen time felt six hours too long.The energy of drywall, the charm of a rock,Even producers checked out the clock.

And Ryan K? Oh, don’t get me started,A Challenge career that barely got charted.The epitome of lame, A Challenge career that never had flame. Weak in the comps, invisible too, If “boring and useless” was a sport, he’d rule.

Then there’s Sugababes, your tragic devotion, A wish.com band with no real emotion. A garage-sale Spice Girls, off-brand and cheap, Their legacy? A coma-inducing sleep.

Your taste is atrocious, your takes are a wreck,Your brain should come with a quality check.Every opinion? A certified flop,Your credibility? Straight to the chop.

Nope. Sophia's story is compelling and inspiring, Ryan K is kind and loyal to his friends and you clearly haven't listened to the Sugababes' B-Sides.

PK why do you have to be so darn negative! You could have just complimented my poem I worked so hard on. 

PK why do you have to be so darn negative! You could have just complimented my poem I worked so hard on. 

Please don't use prompts to make fun of my faves.

Is anyone still doing the Survivor 48 cast draft?

 

PK why do you have to be so darn negative! You could have just complimented my poem I worked so hard on. 

Please don't use prompts to make fun of my faves.

Now you are personally attacking ME? Saying I'm not creative enough make that up. You are turning into a real KVM.

Is anyone still doing the Survivor 48 cast draft?

Yes. It's a Friday night. Twostrikes is enjoying his life while you spend it singing Taylor Swift songs to your Ryan K cutout. He'll respond later.

 

Is anyone still doing the Survivor 48 cast draft?

Yes. It's a Friday night. Twostrikes is enjoying his life while you spend it singing Taylor Swift songs to your Ryan K cutout. He'll respond later.

 I don't own cutouts of my faves.

Good poem, OS.

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