OMG that just made me realize that Cara is the non-Lebanese GOAT. Evelyn and Laurel both like women. Cara doesn't. So Cara is the strongest female competitor that doesn't like women! Queen stays Queen! Don't forget it!
I go back and forth between Cara and Evelyn. Honestly, the fact that I'm biased toward Cara and I still go back and forth means that I probably think Evelyn is the GOAT. Evelyn still being the GOAT after not having done the show in 13 years? Her impact is insurmountable!
Apparently Britni Thorton baby was Paulie's all along.
This is seriously giving old school Jerry Springer vibes. Paulie is talking to Jerry saying he has a secret to tell his girlfriend. Cara comes out, Paulie reveals that he got her best friend Britni pregnant. Cara cries then starts yelling at Paulie. Things calm down and Britni comes out 7 months pregnant and says "if you cant satisfy your man someone has to". Cara chargers her and Steve holds her back while the crowd chants "Jerry! Jerry!" while Britni twerks on Paulie. Then Jerry calls out Britni's cousin and he starts shouting "how could you do this to me?!" and Britni screams "you couldnt satisfy me the way Paulie can". Then he cries, "but we are LOVERS and FAMILY". Then Paulie invites her cousin to join them in a throuple. Cara walks off-stage crying and says, "I can't do this", but during the producer interview she backtracks and says, "we'll have a long talk when we get back to Florida but he has a lot of apologizing to do". While Paulie, Britni, and her cousin are all holding hands on the couch talking to Jerry about the future.
I don't understand why Cara always gets stuck in toxic relationships that last for decades. From Abram to Laurel (friends) to now Paulie, she is a very good-looking 40 year older woman. I feel like she will quickly find one of those Republican guys that she tends to fall for in Florida, rather than being with the same puffy-faced guy who acts more like one of her fanboys than her actual boyfriend.
Apparently Britni Thorton baby was Paulie's all along.
lol I wish that were true, that would be a wild plot twist
That whole era of them on tik tok when they were freinds with britni exposing that cara cucked herself to watch them.... you never know. it wouldn't be THAT wild.
I don't understand why Cara always gets stuck in toxic relationships that last for decades. From Abram to Laurel (friends) to now Paulie, she is a very good-looking 40 year older woman. I feel like she will quickly find one of those Republican guys that she tends to fall for in Florida, rather than being with the same puffy-faced guy who acts more like one of her fanboys than her actual boyfriend.
OMG I somehow always forget that she's pushing 40. She's gorgeous.
Waiting to watch if she back up all the shit talking about Tory
She doesn't talk up her abilities, so what would she have to back up?
The fact that you manage to slip in something stupid literally every time you speak is honestly impressive. I'm rooting for you to continue your streak as long as you can, especially when taking into consideration the fact that you don't know how to do anything else <3
OMG that just made me realize that Cara is the non-Lebanese GOAT. Evelyn and Laurel both like women. Cara doesn't. So Cara is the strongest female competitor that doesn't like women! Queen stays Queen! Don't forget it!
I think she's one of the sleep with the same sex but never date one bi
...I personally think Cara is stronger than Laurel now, though, so that doesn't make a difference.
I go back and forth between Cara and Evelyn. Honestly, the fact that I'm biased toward Cara and I still go back and forth means that I probably think Evelyn is the GOAT. Evelyn still being the GOAT after not having done the show in 13 years? Her impact is insurmountable!
Im pretty sure during invasion Laurel flat out said cara also likes women lol
Oooooooo, I don't remember that. Laurel probably thought Cara was into her with her narcissistic ***.
Nah cara likes or at least liked women, she was into Emily on cutthroat lol
Apparently Britni Thorton baby was Paulie's all along.
lol I wish that were true, that would be a wild plot twist
This is seriously giving old school Jerry Springer vibes. Paulie is talking to Jerry saying he has a secret to tell his girlfriend. Cara comes out, Paulie reveals that he got her best friend Britni pregnant. Cara cries then starts yelling at Paulie. Things calm down and Britni comes out 7 months pregnant and says "if you cant satisfy your man someone has to". Cara chargers her and Steve holds her back while the crowd chants "Jerry! Jerry!" while Britni twerks on Paulie. Then Jerry calls out Britni's cousin and he starts shouting "how could you do this to me?!" and Britni screams "you couldnt satisfy me the way Paulie can". Then he cries, "but we are LOVERS and FAMILY". Then Paulie invites her cousin to join them in a throuple. Cara walks off-stage crying and says, "I can't do this", but during the producer interview she backtracks and says, "we'll have a long talk when we get back to Florida but he has a lot of apologizing to do". While Paulie, Britni, and her cousin are all holding hands on the couch talking to Jerry about the future.
I don't understand why Cara always gets stuck in toxic relationships that last for decades. From Abram to Laurel (friends) to now Paulie, she is a very good-looking 40 year older woman. I feel like she will quickly find one of those Republican guys that she tends to fall for in Florida, rather than being with the same puffy-faced guy who acts more like one of her fanboys than her actual boyfriend.
Pinkrose is activated and demloshing people tonight. I'm logging off for the rest of the day before I'm next.
That whole era of them on tik tok when they were freinds with britni exposing that cara cucked herself to watch them.... you never know. it wouldn't be THAT wild.
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This is the type of man I imagine Cara to be with. Get you a nice, conservative midwestern guy.
Are you suggesting she's an AI robot like Michele?
I love when she chops his wood and spits.
Mõthërfúçkér how the fúçk are you even typing with your head shoved so far up her äśš.
Daily Cara Maria love <3
OMG I somehow always forget that she's pushing 40. She's gorgeous.
@OldSchooler bestie fight back. You made it too easy with the way I shut you up so quickly.
I'm good.
**** you
Do yall have real lives outside of texting on here 24/7?
Yup
I don't buy it
Ok
Waiting to watch if she back up all the shit talking about Tory
Yes. Do you, friend?
She doesn't talk up her abilities, so what would she have to back up?
The fact that you manage to slip in something stupid literally every time you speak is honestly impressive. I'm rooting for you to continue your streak as long as you can, especially when taking into consideration the fact that you don't know how to do anything else <3
Daily Cara Maria love <3
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