The Challenge: Battle of the Eras- Maga Maria Sorbello

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Daily Unbereable Maria love 

Daily Cara Maria love <3 

Truly happy to see Victim Maria back in the mix legend through and through. She needs to have a chat with her delusional stans though. "Not everything is about you her clownnn" 

I've found that the people who whine about people who play the victim are often the most whiny, insufferable crybabies. I'm not saying that that's what you are, but, at the very least, I've made a mental note of it for sureeeee! 

Also, yes, everything is about her though. Don't blame her, though, because you can instead thank the HATERS for that! She is a controversial legend that stays talked about! 

Ban CML and no one is talking about Cringe Maria.

Ummmmmmm NO WAYYYYYYYY LOL. If she isn't talked about then no one is because she is the most talked about cast member. You are one of the people that keeps the controversial queen being talked about too LOL! We're always hiring for new members of Cara's Cult, so if you're ashamed of your Cara fandom then DON'T BE because we'll accept you! 

Daily Unbereable Maria love 

"Unbereable"??????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- 

The hall of fame has undergone a BRAND NEW update! 

I like her cast photo.

I like Cara Maria style lmao. It fits her.

I like Cara Maria style lmao. It fits her.

I guess so. Stealing identities is so her, zero originality.

Should have been Nany.

Daily Cara Maria love <3 

Queen stays Queen! 

Should have been Nany.

Nany is NEVER needed. They're also in different eras! But, regardless if Nany was in Era 2 or Era 3, there would still be a billion girls from either era that would be a better pick than her. BAN NANY FROM THE CHALLENGE. 

Queen of The Challenge! 

Queen of The Challenge! 

In my opinion, Cara Maria's return on The Challenge: All Stars 4 was THE BEST RETURN IN CHALLENGE HISTORY!!!! Other nominees (women only): 

  • Ayanna (All Stars 2) 
  • Beth (All Stars 1) 
  • Casey (All Stars 2) 
  • Cynthia (All Stars 3) 
  • Jemmye (XXX: Dirty 30) 
  • Jisela (All Stars 1) 
  • Katie (All Stars 1) 
  • KellyAnne (Battle of the Bloodlines) 
  • Kendal (All Stars 1) 
  • Laurel (War of the Worlds 2) 
  • Theresa (Double Agents) 
  • Tina (All Stars 2) 
  • Trishelle (Battle of the Seasons (2012)) 
  • Veronica (XXX: Dirty 30 (ignoring Champs vs. Pros)) 
  • Everyone on this season that has never done a Challenge with my Queen: 

    1. Aviv 
    2. Horacio 
    3. Kyland 
    4. Kaycee 
    5. Michele 
    6. Nurys 
    7. Olivia 

    You haven't really done a Challenge until you've been on the same season as the Queen, so I'm glad that she's initiating 7 brand new people! (although 5 of them were there when she came in as a mercenary on Battle for a New Champion) 

    That's crazy to me that Kaycee never did a season with Cara until now! In my opinion, she got lucky that she got to avoid the Queen for so long because of how much competition she brings to the table. 

    We should get a scene of Kaycee and Tori thanking Cara for inventing their strategy that they used to ruin the modern seasons. Cara gave them the blueprint on WOTW2 with her FANTASTIC political game, and then, after that, they coincidentally invented the Vacation Alliance. The only difference is that Cara was able to do it without ******* boring us to death. #CarasCultForever 

    Queen of fake crying

    Fantastic polítical game

    Queen of fake crying

    Fantastic polítical game

    What does this have to do with playing a political game? I swear to God every time I think "this ***** can't get any more stupid" you manage to do the impossible and actually outdo yourself. It's giving Challenge production with the way they always top the last stupid decision they made. 

    PS she's so pretty <3 

    Sick of her annoying *** already.  Again.

    Cml, what was the first season you saw Cara Maria on, and was it love at first episode?

    I get it's like her signature to look like a nappy cosplay of a pirate chick, but she really should spend like $300 at a salon for once. She could be gorgeous if she gave this f- ugly hair up 

    Cml, what was the first season you saw Cara Maria on, and was it love at first episode?

    It absolutely was love at first sight. Or, as you put it, love at first episode. 

    The first season I watched live was War of the Worlds. However, I first heard of the show during Final Reckoning because I had loved Da'Vonne on Big Brother, so hearing that she was on another competitive reality show grabbed my attention. I saw clips of Marie and thought she was hilarious, so I was rooting for Cara as well since she was her partner (I didn't watch the episodes, but I kept up with the results towards the end of the season). 

    Then, during War of the Worlds, I had also liked Paulie from Big Brother, so seeing that they were dating made me like her right away as well. Then, over time, she starting becoming my Queen. Then, during War of the Worlds 2, she was officially solidified as my Queen by Laurel's elimination AT LEAST because I remember being scared that she would win the elimination since I didn't want her to come back and come for Cara (that was before I actively kept up with spoilers). 

    I remember during the trilogy I would like her sometimes but then her maniac cult-like fans would make her so unlikeable. Shes the only person ive seen become physically strong and good at challenges but still try to uphold the victim/underdog mindset. You cant be mad for being targeted when you're arguably the strongest woman on the show, shes so funny.

    Daily Cara Maria love <3 

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