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Chavo what are your rankings of the Miami ladies?

I actually can't believe that they caught Lenny saying all that on camera. I got the chills at the end of the last episode hearing him say all that while the camera was facing the wall

 

Ok!  I just watched that last night. That was the single craziest thing I've ever seen on a reality tv show. Poor Lisa walking around that party not realising that her life around her is about to crumble. My take on Lenny is that he doesn't care anymore. He wants to get caught which is why he allowed himself to be caught saying those things. The fact that he said he would be cheating on the person he really loves if he slept with Lisa?!  OMG. I thought it was weird that they would release 4 episodes on premiere day but now I see it was the right move. Episodes 2-4 were pretty boring, that dog party could've been left on the cutting room floor, but now this season is about to get messy. 

 

I actually can't believe that they caught Lenny saying all that on camera. I got the chills at the end of the last episode hearing him say all that while the camera was facing the wall

 

Ok!  I just watched that last night. That was the single craziest thing I've ever seen on a reality tv show. Poor Lisa walking around that party not realising that her life around her is about to crumble. My take on Lenny is that he doesn't care anymore. He wants to get caught which is why he allowed himself to be caught saying those things. The fact that he said he would be cheating on the person he really loves if he slept with Lisa?!  OMG. I thought it was weird that they would release 4 episodes on premiere day but now I see it was the right move. Episodes 2-4 were pretty boring, that dog party could've been left on the cutting room floor, but now this season is about to get messy. 

Yes! It's so good and underrated

Chavo what are your rankings of the Miami ladies?

My rankings from favourite to least:

1. Alexia- she is mother queen, goddess if I ever saw one The Cuban Barbie is Miami thru & thru. Although she is looking rough this season, she went overboard with the surgery.

2. Adriana- she's always good for the drama. Now she wants a BBL after making fun of Larsas butt all season last year.  

3. Marysol- she's channeling Mama Elsa at her advanced age. She's so high up due to longevity on the show

 4. Lisa- she delivers drama and I love all her crazy surge.  The storyline with Lenny this year will be like watching a train wreck.  

5. Kiki- loved her pot stirring in the premiere, telling Larsa how Lisa said her building was where Prostitutes and OnlyFans creators live lol. I see you Kiki trying to earn that mojito.

6. Julia- she's like a square peg in this circle. But she's interesting because her life is so different. I can't see her being on this show after this season she seems to have already checked out. I love Martina and her life on the farm. She's an animal lover & so am I.  

7. Guerdy- she's cool but doesn't really get involved in the drama. And I like girls who are about it  

8. Nicole- liked her last season but this season she is giving crybaby like Alexia said. Her grudge against her father, I get, but let it go. He's old. She'll regret it when he dies. She's a little extra, although arriving to Lisa's party in the boat was kind of impressive not gonna lie. But she seems kind of fake to me.

 9. Larsa- she's the only one I don't really like. She's like a Kardashian wanna be. I find her annoying, fake, and too old to be acting & doing some of the things she does. She acts like she's 23. She argues with the girls but I just can't behind her. 

You forgot Nicole lmao

But your list is solid

You forgot Nicole lmao

Shit. She would go right below Guerdy.

Nicole- liked her last season but this season she is giving crybaby like Alexia said. Her grudge against her father, I get, but let it go. He's old. She'll regret it when he dies. She's a little extra, although arriving to Lisa's party in the boat was kind of impressive not gonna lie. But she seems kind of fake to me.  

ETA: also updated Kiki's reasoning, I was about to eat at a restaurant and skipped over what I was about to write about her. 

 

You forgot Nicole lmao

Shit. She would go right below Guerdy.

Nicole- liked her last season but this season she is giving crybaby like Alexia said. Her grudge against her father, I get, but let it go. He's old. She'll regret it when he dies. She's a little extra, although arriving to Lisa's party in the boat was kind of impressive not gonna lie. But she seems kind of fake to me.  

ETA: also updated Kiki's reasoning, I was about to eat at a restaurant and skipped over what I was about to write about her. 

Ooof see I'm team Nicole at this point. Maybe it's because I relate to her story but nothing drives me more nuts than someone telling me to forgive a family member just because they're a family member especially when they've stated they are not willing to change who they are 

I love Larsa and Lisa!! Their feud reminds me of when Lisa was feuding with Joanna

Yeah I really like Nicole. And her life seems so cool to me like the fact that her hubby can drive a boat and fly a plane. And as far as larsa, as annoying as she can be, I think she's a great villain

 

 

You forgot Nicole lmao

Shit. She would go right below Guerdy.

Nicole- liked her last season but this season she is giving crybaby like Alexia said. Her grudge against her father, I get, but let it go. He's old. She'll regret it when he dies. She's a little extra, although arriving to Lisa's party in the boat was kind of impressive not gonna lie. But she seems kind of fake to me.  

ETA: also updated Kiki's reasoning, I was about to eat at a restaurant and skipped over what I was about to write about her. 

Ooof see I'm team Nicole at this point. Maybe it's because I relate to her story but nothing drives me more nuts than someone telling me to forgive a family member just because they're a family member especially when they've stated they are not willing to change who they are 

Oh trust me I'm the same way when it comes to forgiving a family member. I don't talk to my brother or sister. But a parent is different. I just don't like how it's a storyline that Nicole seems to be milking. Like after last season she should've just been done with her dad. I don't want to revisit that. She just needs to be around the ladies more so they can dig into her again. I notice she doesn't attend a lot of parties. 

Yeah I really like Nicole. And her life seems so cool to me like the fact that her hubby can drive a boat and fly a plane. And as far as larsa, as annoying as she can be, I think she's a great villain

I love the drama Larsa brings and the pure hatred she causes. But if there's one thing I just cannot do with people it's fakeness. And Nicole and Larsa just both scream fake to me. Plus it's funny to me how every party Larsa throws she tries to sell something to the group. That's so season 1 of this show. 

 

 

 

You forgot Nicole lmao

Shit. She would go right below Guerdy.

Nicole- liked her last season but this season she is giving crybaby like Alexia said. Her grudge against her father, I get, but let it go. He's old. She'll regret it when he dies. She's a little extra, although arriving to Lisa's party in the boat was kind of impressive not gonna lie. But she seems kind of fake to me.  

ETA: also updated Kiki's reasoning, I was about to eat at a restaurant and skipped over what I was about to write about her. 

Ooof see I'm team Nicole at this point. Maybe it's because I relate to her story but nothing drives me more nuts than someone telling me to forgive a family member just because they're a family member especially when they've stated they are not willing to change who they are 

Oh trust me I'm the same way when it comes to forgiving a family member. I don't talk to my brother or sister. But a parent is different. I just don't like how it's a storyline that Nicole seems to be milking. Like after last season she should've just been done with her dad. I don't want to revisit that. She just needs to be around the ladies more so they can dig into her again. I notice she doesn't attend a lot of parties. 

yea I get what you mean! Its weird that she invites him to parties while also saying she doesn't want a relationship with him

Yea it is weird. But don't get me wrong I don't hate or dislike any of these ladies. This cast is top tier. But In ranking them the only two who bother me in some way would have to go towards the bottom of the list. Everyone else I love. 

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Lisa and Larsa confront Lenny and his mistress in episode 7!  I CANNOT WAIT!

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Lisa and Larsa confront Lenny and his mistress in episode 7!  I CANNOT WAIT!

AHGHH I can't wait

My favorite is in the trailer when Lisa tells them that the mistress stole her trainer from her and Geurdy goes "ohhh we're fighting now" and then Lisa flips her hair dramatically 

My favorite is in the trailer when Lisa tells them that the mistress stole her trainer from her and Geurdy goes "ohhh we're fighting now" and then Lisa flips her hair dramatically 

Larsa was gagged lol

Another thing was The man AdrianA is dating possibly being married?  Wonder what all of that is about. 

Another thing was The man AdrianA is dating possibly being married?  Wonder what all of that is about. 

I high key ship her and Julia tbh

 

Another thing was The man AdrianA is dating possibly being married?  Wonder what all of that is about. 

I high key ship her and Julia tbh

Me too but Julia has a weird storyline kissing a man this season apparently and Lisa supposedly has receipts. 

Lisa is the baddest ***** and deserves a mainstream franchise 

 

 

Another thing was The man AdrianA is dating possibly being married?  Wonder what all of that is about. 

I high key ship her and Julia tbh

Me too but Julia has a weird storyline kissing a man this season apparently and Lisa supposedly has receipts. 

yeah I wonder how real that will be, but we'll see

Did y'all know that Adriana is 57? I just found that out and I'm shocked

shes also the oldest on the show. My mind is blown.

Is this fun to watch? I only used to watch Basketball Wives and Mob Wives. For what it's worth I'm a native miamian lolz

Is this fun to watch? I only used to watch Basketball Wives and Mob Wives. For what it's worth I'm a native miamian lolz

Personally it's the best reality tv show on right now. Everything has gone so soft and started editing out fights and drama (Big Brother, The Challenge, Survivor). That's what Real Housewives is all about. These ladies immediately start fighting throwing low blows at eachother, personal attacks, making fun of eachother for selling pics of their feet on Onlyfans. Plus Miami is a super diverse group of women. This edition is also known for its eye **** as they showcase stunning views of your city Miami. It's like movie quality. It's worth a shot. I have almost ran out of reality shows to watch and RHOM fills the void. I was anticipating season 5 like crazy and it has delivered. 

Is this fun to watch? I only used to watch Basketball Wives and Mob Wives. For what it's worth I'm a native miamian lolz

yes definitely watch it. If you can't tell, me and chavo are a little bit obsessed lol

 

Is this fun to watch? I only used to watch Basketball Wives and Mob Wives. For what it's worth I'm a native miamian lolz

yes definitely watch it. If you can't tell, me and chavo are a little bit obsessed lol

I am beyond obsessed. I can't believe more people on this board don't watch. It's right up this board's alley and they still provide drama. After reading what the producers of The Surreal Life told the cast that they wanted the show to be "happy go lucky and a family show" so they discourage them from fighting I was left wondering if reality tv was dead as I knew it. But then RHOM premiered and restored my faith. It's messy as hell just like I love. 

Ok y'all I might give it a chance, y'all are convincing a gurl to check it out

speaking of which, ¿where on earth would I be able to watch this? ty in advance xoxo

Ok y'all I might give it a chance, y'all are convincing a gurl to check it out

speaking of which, ¿where on earth would I be able to watch this? ty in advance xoxo

peacock. And if season 1 isn't doing it for you then start from season 4. 

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