*brings Gamer a glass of water*You’ll get through this! The bullies never win ❤️
Thank you baby <3 It’s hard coming here trying to fight for my money and people attacking me nonstop :( I didn’t expect that when I accepted my availability call and appearance gift card.
Alright so since I've gotten a bunch of PMs about my 2 truths and a lie reveal, I'm gonna share story #3 tonight and I'll share my reality **** buddy story tomorrow. It's a long one but if your bored and want a funny read, or if you PMed me asking, here ya go:
A co-worker of mine, super nice guy. Pretty much the overall-loved guy in our company. A bunch of us co-workers were out and about, summer of 2016 and I'm pretty drunk. For whatever reason, out of the blue that night I got attracted to the guy and, me being my ballsy *** self, I follow him into the bathroom because I notice he's pretty drunk too, gotta risk it for the biscuit, ya know?
Mind you, this guy has a wife who he raves about, people from our company know her. Whatever. Long story short, our bathroom trip turned into a makeout session. Cool, that was fun. Few months go by and nothing happens, I'm pretty annoyed by it cause I'm used to getting what I want but it blows over. Then out of nowhere, this guy starts reaching out, wanting to hang, wants to grab drinks. And we see each other around the office and what not, nothing weird or anything. But turns out, this guy has the hots for me and just hasn't been able to deal with it. So he wants to start fooling around. Alright, cool. I'm a homewrecker, whatever lol. So we hook up at our office a few times, I think there was a few times in our cars while we were out at the bars, then he starts inviting me over to his place, his BASEMENT, while his wife is upstairs sleeping. Risky business. Think that's the worst part? Nope.
So I'm a huge softball player, I play Upstate with my brother when I make trips up there and I play in the city. This guy asked me to play on his team, and I show up for the first game, and his wife is on the team. And it could be awkward, like hey girl, nice play, good hit, ******* your husband. She loves me, we get along great, she's a moron and doesn't suspect a thing. So, the year goes on and things are getting strange. Now, Morris is the type of guy who likes the challenge, and when I get what I want, I'm over it and no longer interested. That's that happens with the coworker. BUT, the guy ******* fell in love with me. Like, straight up. Texts me every morning, texts me every night, asks to hang every day, total emoji queen sending me kisses and hearts nonstop. I shut that down real quick until he starts telling people, including my best friend, that he's straight up in love with me and wants to leave his wife for me. He literally asked me one night if he should consider it or if I'm gonna break his heart. So now people at the company at finding out, he's pty much embracing it, his wife and I start fighting about some softball bullshit and I had so many nights where I just wanted to be like "*****, there's bigger things you should be concerned with here. by the way, love what you've done with the basement. *****.".
So time has gone on. And I hear every once in awhile how in love the guy is with his wife, and I see all their lovey dovey posts on FB, but every time we see each other at the office, a few times a week, the guy can't help but make some comments towards me. And I can't help but tease him a little here and there. The best was on his wedding anniversary, he posted a very loving post on FB towards his wife. Later that day? Asked me to S his D. Happy anniversary, wifey.
And that's the story of my co-worker who was straight until he met Morris.
A co-worker of mine, super nice guy. Pretty much the overall-loved guy in our company. A bunch of us co-workers were out and about, summer of 2016 and I’m pretty drunk. For whatever reason, out of the blue that night I got attracted to the guy and, me being my ballsy ass self, I follow him into the bathroom because I notice he’s pretty drunk too, gotta risk it for the biscuit, ya know?
Mind you, this guy has a wife who he raves about, people from our company know her. Whatever. Long story short, our bathroom trip turned into a makeout session. Cool, that was fun. Few months go by and nothing happens, I’m pretty annoyed by it cause I’m used to getting what I want but it blows over. Then out of nowhere, this guy starts reaching out, wanting to hang, wants to grab drinks. And we see each other around the office and what not, nothing weird or anything. But turns out, this guy has the hots for me and just hasn’t been able to deal with it. So he wants to start fooling around. Alright, cool. I’m a homewrecker, whatever lol. So we hook up at our office a few times, I think there was a few times in our cars while we were out at the bars, then he starts inviting me over to his place, his BASEMENT, while his wife is upstairs sleeping. Risky business. Think that’s the worst part? Nope.
So I’m a huge softball player, I play Upstate with my brother when I make trips up there and I play in the city. This guy asked me to play on his team, and I show up for the first game, and his wife is on the team. And it could be awkward, like hey girl, nice play, good hit, fucking your husband. She loves me, we get along great, she’s a moron and doesn’t suspect a thing. So, the year goes on and things are getting strange. Now, Morris is the type of guy who likes the challenge, and when I get what I want, I’m over it and no longer interested. That’s that happens with the coworker. BUT, the guy fucking fell in love with me. Like, straight up. Texts me every morning, texts me every night, asks to hang every day, total emoji queen sending me kisses and hearts nonstop. I shut that down real quick until he starts telling people, including my best friend, that he’s straight up in love with me and wants to leave his wife for me. He literally asked me one night if he should consider it or if I’m gonna break his heart. So now people at the company at finding out, he’s pty much embracing it, his wife and I start fighting about some softball bullshit and I had so many nights where I just wanted to be like “bitch, there’s bigger things you should be concerned with here. by the way, love what you’ve done with the basement. Bitch.”.
So time has gone on. And I hear every once in awhile how in love the guy is with his wife, and I see all their lovey dovey posts on FB, but every time we see each other at the office, a few times a week, the guy can’t help but make some comments towards me. And I can’t help but tease him a little here and there. The best was on his wedding anniversary, he posted a very loving post on FB towards his wife. Later that day? Asked me to S his D. Happy anniversary, wifey.
And that’s the story of my co-worker who was straight until he met Morris.
don't worry, Ceej is working on a PSA for you.
Alright so since I've gotten a bunch of PMs about my 2 truths and a lie reveal, I'm gonna share story #3 tonight and I'll share my reality **** buddy story tomorrow. It's a long one but if your bored and want a funny read, or if you PMed me asking, here ya go:
A co-worker of mine, super nice guy. Pretty much the overall-loved guy in our company. A bunch of us co-workers were out and about, summer of 2016 and I'm pretty drunk. For whatever reason, out of the blue that night I got attracted to the guy and, me being my ballsy *** self, I follow him into the bathroom because I notice he's pretty drunk too, gotta risk it for the biscuit, ya know?
Mind you, this guy has a wife who he raves about, people from our company know her. Whatever. Long story short, our bathroom trip turned into a makeout session. Cool, that was fun. Few months go by and nothing happens, I'm pretty annoyed by it cause I'm used to getting what I want but it blows over. Then out of nowhere, this guy starts reaching out, wanting to hang, wants to grab drinks. And we see each other around the office and what not, nothing weird or anything. But turns out, this guy has the hots for me and just hasn't been able to deal with it. So he wants to start fooling around. Alright, cool. I'm a homewrecker, whatever lol. So we hook up at our office a few times, I think there was a few times in our cars while we were out at the bars, then he starts inviting me over to his place, his BASEMENT, while his wife is upstairs sleeping. Risky business. Think that's the worst part? Nope.
So I'm a huge softball player, I play Upstate with my brother when I make trips up there and I play in the city. This guy asked me to play on his team, and I show up for the first game, and his wife is on the team. And it could be awkward, like hey girl, nice play, good hit, ******* your husband. She loves me, we get along great, she's a moron and doesn't suspect a thing. So, the year goes on and things are getting strange. Now, Morris is the type of guy who likes the challenge, and when I get what I want, I'm over it and no longer interested. That's that happens with the coworker. BUT, the guy ******* fell in love with me. Like, straight up. Texts me every morning, texts me every night, asks to hang every day, total emoji queen sending me kisses and hearts nonstop. I shut that down real quick until he starts telling people, including my best friend, that he's straight up in love with me and wants to leave his wife for me. He literally asked me one night if he should consider it or if I'm gonna break his heart. So now people at the company at finding out, he's pty much embracing it, his wife and I start fighting about some softball bullshit and I had so many nights where I just wanted to be like "*****, there's bigger things you should be concerned with here. by the way, love what you've done with the basement. *****.".
So time has gone on. And I hear every once in awhile how in love the guy is with his wife, and I see all their lovey dovey posts on FB, but every time we see each other at the office, a few times a week, the guy can't help but make some comments towards me. And I can't help but tease him a little here and there. The best was on his wedding anniversary, he posted a very loving post on FB towards his wife. Later that day? Asked me to S his D. Happy anniversary, wifey.
And that's the story of my co-worker who was straight until he met Morris.
wooooooowwww
Morris is a WHOLE HOMEWRECKER AND HOE! Out here thotting and bopping with married men... Lmaoo
That’s MY man LMAOOOOOOOOO
*slow clap*
Yassssss morris. That story had me hooked lol
Now that’s some legend shit
highkey a dream scenario for me w/o the falling in love part
LMAO YESSSS MORRIS
*comes to the costume party dressed as messy Morris*
Costume of the year! Happy Thursday folks, more stories to follow lmao
Hahhaha
Okay I’ll do a two truths and a lie!
1. I’ve had sex with a guy currently in the NFL
2. I’ve been on 20 cruises.
3. I’ve eaten a girl out.
HEHZDJKAOA MORRIS KING!! My jaw dropped when you said y'all were in his basement with his wife upstairs *******
*prayers for Kloun to come back*
Hold the **** up why is sex censored?
late to the party but:
1) I have 10+ tattoos
2) I'm a vegetarian
3) My body count is twice my age
vevmo has become like puritanical new england.
*walks out of production room*
waits for Ceej to announce the next twist which automatically sends Gamer to the final.
one?
3?
Yikes.
2
When all is said and done, you'll believe that God is a woman
First of all, Morris that story has me shook and as a married woman thank you for giving me my new biggest fear.
Please return with another classic bedtime story tomorrow though.
Ryan - ill guess 2
Slay - 3? i feel like we've talked about not being down to eat someone elses cat before.
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