JOHANNA.Supposedly she's one of the most know castmembers(correct me if that's false)and I just want to know...how? Why? Johanna was a good character on RW but she barley did anything on the challenges. Like I only remember two things from her: Her ******* Kenny on The Island(Nasty *****) which brought Wes out of hibernation and back into the challenge game apparently. Then her threatening to sell Wes's house on The Ruins which was a ******* ***** move if you ask me. Like okay..Wes wasn't cooperating with the team but what the **** do you expect given the way they treated him? and you're willing to leave him homless because of a game? How about maybe you and your team not be shitty to him? Like that's one of the shittiest things done on these shows to me. Either way I'm fine with her off the shows now. She's pretty much a distant memory anyways and it's gonna stay that way thankfully.
I wanted Kellyanne to take her ***** *** out in The Ruins so bad.
Ugh, where to start. This guy was an awful competitor yet he walked around the challenge like he was a top dog or something. He had Evelyn as his partner yet got eliminated in the first episode. And was a total sour loser about it. Then for some reason, he was placed on the Bad ***** team on the Inferno 3 (in hindsight, he and Backpack should have swapped). And was still the same whiny and pathetic Danny. And then cutting a deal with his Austin alliance on the Gauntlet 3 and Frank ratting him out to his team. He just seemed to have a high opinion of himself but he was a flop on every challenge he did. He was fine on last two challenges because Wes looked like a bigger ******* for throwing him under the bus on Fresh Meat 2, but tbh I don't blame Wes. Nehemiah calling him "Ben Affleck" was sort of accurate since Danny's ego took off after the Real World.
(I just noticed Danny and Evelyn were on the same team for their first 3 challenge appearances.)
To be honest, I think I hated Rachel more than Danny and she did less challenges than him. Rachel was always someone that annoyed me. She would never shut up about being in the ******* ARMY. And that was her whole character on the Real World. She wasn't interesting or likeable at all.
And that Army experience meant nothing in the challenges because she was an awful competitor. She lost to Jenn and called her a "chubby civilian girl," and Rachel was no model figure herself. She was useless in the Gauntlet 3 and it's disgraceful she's considered a "Champion" on these shows. She also apparently hooked up with Easy, but she's not interesting enough like Devyn for that hook up to be aired on tv. I just thought Rachel sucked.
Rachel was useless and horrid so yeah..good choice.
With Danny..yes he was awful on this first few shows but IMO starting with Fresh Meat 2 he chilled out and was less of an ******* and I also enjoyed him on Seasons 2. I wouldn't mind if he returned.
Why did they decide to do it co-ed? The one thing I liked about Rivals is that it was same sex teams. It had a different dynamic and I liked that. It was so pointless to do a co-ed rivals IMO because 1. We just had a co-ed pair challenge in Battle of the Exes 2 and 2. They're not going to be able to get the teams that would make this format worthwhile(Frank/Nany being one of them). Not to mention the awfully stretched pairs.
But yeah...Not a fan of how they did the pairings this season...But we got some good pairs/Characters out of it(Cory/Ashley for one) so I guess it had some merit. But not a lot though.
Austin's cast as a whole was pretty bad. It was dumb they basically based that whole season around Danny and Melinda. It's not a memorable season at all.
Austin's cast as a whole was pretty bad. It was dumb they basically based that whole season around Danny and Melinda. It's not a memorable season at all.
Austin's cast as a whole was pretty bad. It was dumb they basically based that whole season around Danny and Melinda. It's not a memorable season at all.
Which is why I'll never understand how that season was voted best season at that RW awards bash. That season was ******* terrible.
Austin's cast as a whole was pretty bad. It was dumb they basically based that whole season around Danny and Melinda. It's not a memorable season at all.
Which is why I'll never understand how that season was voted best season at that RW awards bash. That season was ******* terrible.
it was a pretty terrible awards show. I mean Backpack got hottest male.
Thats the thing about big team challenges they produce some champions that don't deserve to be champs but to be honest i would take it over these paired challenges. Johanna is ******* awful she was so mean to Wes on the Ruins and the shit that she did on the Island with Kenny and then threaten Wes with that whole house buying stuff after they agreed to separate personal life from the game.
G3 was bittersweet because Jillian and Frank deserved that win but Tori,Rachel and Johanna were useless and won by default even tho they wanted both Jillian and Frank out of their team.
CHRISTINA AKA THIRSTBUCKETSeriously..WTF is the point of her? I mean first of all she looks like a ******* teenager which given the people on this show and how they act is creepy as all hell, secondly she goes around bascially looking for **** on Bloodlines and Tony bites and she ends up sucking him off. Then later on ends up losing to the walking piece of abused cardboard known as Jenna. Then this ***** comes back on Rivals 3 and does...nothing bascially. I mean she and Nate did win a challenge but didn't throw in the right people, then I guess the got ****** in that one mission but honestly that's it. She was pretty much wallpaper this challenge and I have a feeling she's done about as much as she's going to do on these shows. She needs to not return honestly.
Uh what?! You do remember her saying at the beginning of Rivals III that all she does is serve and go to music festivals with her friends. She has nothing going on, isn't in school, and doesn't have a career. She is exactly what the challenge wants.
That's not even what I meant. You didn't read that thing right at all.
CHRISTINA AKA THIRSTBUCKETSeriously..WTF is the point of her? I mean first of all she looks like a ******* teenager which given the people on this show and how they act is creepy as all hell, secondly she goes around bascially looking for **** on Bloodlines and Tony bites and she ends up sucking him off. Then later on ends up losing to the walking piece of abused cardboard known as Jenna. Then this ***** comes back on Rivals 3 and does...nothing bascially. I mean she and Nate did win a challenge but didn't throw in the right people, then I guess the got ****** in that one mission but honestly that's it. She was pretty much wallpaper this challenge and I have a feeling she's done about as much as she's going to do on these shows. She needs to not return honestly.
Uh what?! You do remember her saying at the beginning of Rivals III that all she does is serve and go to music festivals with her friends. She has nothing going on, isn't in school, and doesn't have a career. She is exactly what the challenge wants.
That's not even what I meant. You didn't read that thing right at all.
CHRISTINA AKA THIRSTBUCKETSeriously..WTF is the point of her? I mean first of all she looks like a ******* teenager which given the people on this show and how they act is creepy as all hell, secondly she goes around bascially looking for **** on Bloodlines and Tony bites and she ends up sucking him off. Then later on ends up losing to the walking piece of abused cardboard known as Jenna. Then this ***** comes back on Rivals 3 and does...nothing bascially. I mean she and Nate did win a challenge but didn't throw in the right people, then I guess the got ****** in that one mission but honestly that's it. She was pretty much wallpaper this challenge and I have a feeling she's done about as much as she's going to do on these shows. She needs to not return honestly.
Uh what?! You do remember her saying at the beginning of Rivals III that all she does is serve and go to music festivals with her friends. She has nothing going on, isn't in school, and doesn't have a career. She is exactly what the challenge wants. But I couldn't agree more with you. This girl is one of the few if not the only person ever on a challenge where their mere presence and face annoys me. I hope she never comes back either but that is asking a lot considering what I said above. She is a server and not in school. I was a server through college before I landed my career also and it isn't hard to get time off so she will most likely be another Cara Maria, Sarah, Nany, etc. in terms of being on 5, 6, 7 challenges in a row.
A lot of people here aren't in school or doing anything in their lives either. That's how MOST 20 somethings are. Actually, I don't know anyone in their 20s who has a career lmao
CHRISTINA AKA THIRSTBUCKETSeriously..WTF is the point of her? I mean first of all she looks like a ******* teenager which given the people on this show and how they act is creepy as all hell, secondly she goes around bascially looking for **** on Bloodlines and Tony bites and she ends up sucking him off. Then later on ends up losing to the walking piece of abused cardboard known as Jenna. Then this ***** comes back on Rivals 3 and does...nothing bascially. I mean she and Nate did win a challenge but didn't throw in the right people, then I guess the got ****** in that one mission but honestly that's it. She was pretty much wallpaper this challenge and I have a feeling she's done about as much as she's going to do on these shows. She needs to not return honestly.
Uh what?! You do remember her saying at the beginning of Rivals III that all she does is serve and go to music festivals with her friends. She has nothing going on, isn't in school, and doesn't have a career. She is exactly what the challenge wants. But I couldn't agree more with you. This girl is one of the few if not the only person ever on a challenge where their mere presence and face annoys me. I hope she never comes back either but that is asking a lot considering what I said above. She is a server and not in school. I was a server through college before I landed my career also and it isn't hard to get time off so she will most likely be another Cara Maria, Sarah, Nany, etc. in terms of being on 5, 6, 7 challenges in a row.
A lot of people here aren't in school or doing anything in their lives either. That's how MOST 20 somethings are. Actually, I don't know anyone in their 20s who has a career lmao
Well I'm starting my masters in the fall and should be done when I'm 25 in a couple years then be starting my career so unless you're busy doing other things then most people in their 20s have a career or are starting it.
Lol yeah no kidding. The mid-20s is typically the age where people start their career. So by him saying that he doesn't know anyone in their 20s with a career, then he must be friends with high school dropouts or people that are still stuck in high school/college and just smoke and drink their lives away.
Ugh, where to start. This guy was an awful competitor yet he walked around the challenge like he was a top dog or something. He had Evelyn as his partner yet got eliminated in the first episode. And was a total sour loser about it. Then for some reason, he was placed on the Bad ***** team on the Inferno 3 (in hindsight, he and Backpack should have swapped). And was still the same whiny and pathetic Danny. And then cutting a deal with his Austin alliance on the Gauntlet 3 and Frank ratting him out to his team. He just seemed to have a high opinion of himself but he was a flop on every challenge he did. He was fine on last two challenges because Wes looked like a bigger ******* for throwing him under the bus on Fresh Meat 2, but tbh I don't blame Wes. Nehemiah calling him "Ben Affleck" was sort of accurate since Danny's ego took off after the Real World.(I just noticed Danny and Evelyn were on the same team for their first 3 challenge appearances.)
To be honest, I think I hated Rachel more than Danny and she did less challenges than him. Rachel was always someone that annoyed me. She would never shut up about being in the ******* ARMY. And that was her whole character on the Real World. She wasn't interesting or likeable at all. And that Army experience meant nothing in the challenges because she was an awful competitor. She lost to Jenn and called her a "chubby civilian girl," and Rachel was no model figure herself. She was useless in the Gauntlet 3 and it's disgraceful she's considered a "Champion" on these shows. She also apparently hooked up with Easy, but she's not interesting enough like Devyn for that hook up to be aired on tv. I just thought Rachel sucked.
- Danny was actually not bad at all. He very rarely DQ'd in challenges. He got absolutely horrible luck in elimination rounds tho. - He was actually eliminated in the 2nd episode.- Wouldn't you be a sore loser if you were not only eliminated 1st, but by your best friend who basically gave your entire cast a bad name, had the strongest girl, and only lost because you packed more shit? Because I sure as well would.- I absolutely agree that Johnny should have been on the Bad ***** and Danny on the Good Guys. Idk where they ****** up there.- Once again, Danny was not a flop. He actually was pretty good at the challenges. He just had awful luck in elimination rounds. On Fresh Meat, Evelyn and Danny had 40 lbs. more than Wes and Casey. On The Inferno 3, he faced against a 170 lbs. Davis in an endurance Inferno. On The Gauntlet III, he faced off against a 160 lbs. Adam in another endurance elimination. He faced Darrell (who at the time was the best male to ever be on the show) on The Ruins and scored a point against him, but that loss was on him. On Fresh Meat II, he absolutely smoked the entire exile and only lost because of Sandy. And on Battle of the Seasons, he lost straight up. All in all, Danny wasn't bad. If Danny faced Davis or Adam in any other Infernos or Gauntlets that season, he would have won. - I agree with everything you said about Rachel. Easily one of my most hated Real World cast members ever.
I honestly liked Evan on his first season of Fresh Meat. He and Coral had a great dynamic and they were funny together. Plus, he was a solid competitor.
Fast forward to The Gauntlet 3 and Evan's true colors started showing. First off, he betrayed Coral and she looked really hurt by it. The thing I despise about Evan is that he pretends to be buddy buddy with everyone but he truly is a backstabber. In fact, I think Backpack turned out the way he was being associated with Evan. I'm not defending Kenny or even saying I like him, but at least with Kenny you knew where you stand and he told you to your face. Evan was straight up a manipulator.
I started getting tired of Evan's brand of humor too. A lot of it was try hard and attention ****** , especially on the Duel 2. He wasn't naturally funny like Timmy or strange like Isaac. Speaking of the Duel 2, why was he leading the Haka chant in the intro? You have challenge gods Mark and Landon on there, but you let Evan lead? Okay, I'm nitpicking too much but I really despised this guy.
I'm not even going to talk much about the Ruins. I'm more disgusted with Evan on that season now knowing the Tonya situation. It's disgusting how he was trying to comfort her when he was being an instigator before Tonya finally hit Veronica and he contributed a lot to Tonya's downfall. That's the perfect example of Evan playing up the "nice, goofy" act for the cameras but really he's a piece of shit.
I never was a fan of Nehemiah, but he got screwed over being Evan's partner on Rivals because Evan wasn't even in good shape. CT's comment about him looking like he had a baby was gold. It was satisfying for me when Nehemiah threw his lifejacket at Evan and said "I'm playing a game with a bunch of******* and I have the biggest one of my team."
I'm glad Evan is no longer on the show but unfortunately, Backpack has taken on his role full time.
I'll admit I don't have as much hatred towards Kenny like I do Backpack or Evan, but the guy really was a terrible presence on the show for a while. He was mostly harmless until the Gauntlet 3. The "Mr. Beautiful" thing was already played out but he also became more obnoxious and was very vocal about "trimming the fat."
I really started disliking him on the Island. I hated how he treated Tonya. I hate that he called Wes a piece of shit, when he claimed Wes was his friend before. I hated the Kenny and Johanna hook up because both of them were sucky characters that season. Same with his appearance on the Ruins, and knowing why he's banned now makes him look more disgusting to me. I wish Wes would have beat him up.
The Kenny/Wes rivalry was always overhyped because Wes never beat his *** on the Ruins and by the time we saw them on Fresh Meat 2, it was like "okay, enough with this fabricated rivalry already." I remember the promos for Fresh Meat 2 literally being focused on Kenny and Wes. Kenny had a better edit on Fresh Meat 2 but I still loved seeing him and Laurel (who also sucked personality wise on Fresh Meat) lose that challenge. We had to sit through another Kenny vs Wes season on Rivals, but thankfully CT and Adam were a bigger story. I do remember Kenny being a flop in the missions but carrying Wes in the finale, which I admit was hilarious to see.
Overall, Kenny was never interesting as a character yet he was a major player on the challenges for a while, which unsurprisingly was the worst era of the challenges. Also I never warmed up to the Evan and Kenny friendship. Both were bullies to everyone and never funny.
I wanted Kellyanne to take her ***** *** out in The Ruins so bad.
While we're on the subject of Austin castmembers..
DANNY
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Ugh, where to start. This guy was an awful competitor yet he walked around the challenge like he was a top dog or something. He had Evelyn as his partner yet got eliminated in the first episode. And was a total sour loser about it. Then for some reason, he was placed on the Bad ***** team on the Inferno 3 (in hindsight, he and Backpack should have swapped). And was still the same whiny and pathetic Danny. And then cutting a deal with his Austin alliance on the Gauntlet 3 and Frank ratting him out to his team. He just seemed to have a high opinion of himself but he was a flop on every challenge he did. He was fine on last two challenges because Wes looked like a bigger ******* for throwing him under the bus on Fresh Meat 2, but tbh I don't blame Wes. Nehemiah calling him "Ben Affleck" was sort of accurate since Danny's ego took off after the Real World.
(I just noticed Danny and Evelyn were on the same team for their first 3 challenge appearances.)
RACHEL
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To be honest, I think I hated Rachel more than Danny and she did less challenges than him. Rachel was always someone that annoyed me. She would never shut up about being in the ******* ARMY. And that was her whole character on the Real World. She wasn't interesting or likeable at all.
And that Army experience meant nothing in the challenges because she was an awful competitor. She lost to Jenn and called her a "chubby civilian girl," and Rachel was no model figure herself. She was useless in the Gauntlet 3 and it's disgraceful she's considered a "Champion" on these shows. She also apparently hooked up with Easy, but she's not interesting enough like Devyn for that hook up to be aired on tv. I just thought Rachel sucked.
Rachel was useless and horrid so yeah..good choice.
With Danny..yes he was awful on this first few shows but IMO starting with Fresh Meat 2 he chilled out and was less of an ******* and I also enjoyed him on Seasons 2. I wouldn't mind if he returned.
She hooked up with Big Easy?
Bye. Just bye.
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THE MALE/FEMALE PAIRS ON RIVALS 3.
Why did they decide to do it co-ed? The one thing I liked about Rivals is that it was same sex teams. It had a different dynamic and I liked that. It was so pointless to do a co-ed rivals IMO because 1. We just had a co-ed pair challenge in Battle of the Exes 2 and 2. They're not going to be able to get the teams that would make this format worthwhile(Frank/Nany being one of them). Not to mention the awfully stretched pairs.
But yeah...Not a fan of how they did the pairings this season...But we got some good pairs/Characters out of it(Cory/Ashley for one) so I guess it had some merit. But not a lot though.
Yeah it was mentioned at the Gauntlet 3 reunion, from what I remember. They never aired it on the show.
Austin's cast as a whole was pretty bad. It was dumb they basically based that whole season around Danny and Melinda. It's not a memorable season at all.
Which is why I'll never understand how that season was voted best season at that RW awards bash. That season was ******* terrible.
it was a pretty terrible awards show. I mean Backpack got hottest male.
Thats the thing about big team challenges they produce some champions that don't deserve to be champs but to be honest i would take it over these paired challenges. Johanna is ******* awful she was so mean to Wes on the Ruins and the shit that she did on the Island with Kenny and then threaten Wes with that whole house buying stuff after they agreed to separate personal life from the game.
G3 was bittersweet because Jillian and Frank deserved that win but Tori,Rachel and Johanna were useless and won by default even tho they wanted both Jillian and Frank out of their team.
It's time I got in on this shit. I'm coming for a ***** this evening. Stay tuned.
Can't wait!
I'm surprised y'all ain't come for the network
Oh DA, I don't think you're gonna like this one. Hopefully you'll be objective & just appreciate the good dragging I have in store for this ******.
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Oh..so it's someone I like huh? Oh well. Still want to see it.
Yeah wow. I really ****** that up. My bad.
LOL it's fine.
Well you know of at least one now.
Lol yeah no kidding. The mid-20s is typically the age where people start their career. So by him saying that he doesn't know anyone in their 20s with a career, then he must be friends with high school dropouts or people that are still stuck in high school/college and just smoke and drink their lives away.
- Danny was actually not bad at all. He very rarely DQ'd in challenges. He got absolutely horrible luck in elimination rounds tho. - He was actually eliminated in the 2nd episode.- Wouldn't you be a sore loser if you were not only eliminated 1st, but by your best friend who basically gave your entire cast a bad name, had the strongest girl, and only lost because you packed more shit? Because I sure as well would.- I absolutely agree that Johnny should have been on the Bad ***** and Danny on the Good Guys. Idk where they ****** up there.- Once again, Danny was not a flop. He actually was pretty good at the challenges. He just had awful luck in elimination rounds. On Fresh Meat, Evelyn and Danny had 40 lbs. more than Wes and Casey. On The Inferno 3, he faced against a 170 lbs. Davis in an endurance Inferno. On The Gauntlet III, he faced off against a 160 lbs. Adam in another endurance elimination. He faced Darrell (who at the time was the best male to ever be on the show) on The Ruins and scored a point against him, but that loss was on him. On Fresh Meat II, he absolutely smoked the entire exile and only lost because of Sandy. And on Battle of the Seasons, he lost straight up. All in all, Danny wasn't bad. If Danny faced Davis or Adam in any other Infernos or Gauntlets that season, he would have won. - I agree with everything you said about Rachel. Easily one of my most hated Real World cast members ever.
Danny is a flop. Someone who is 0 for 6 in eliminations deserves to be on the burn book page. Where's Tyrie at?
Someone needs to come up with the receipts on Danny acting like he was that *****. I never saw that.
In your mouth
EVAN
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I honestly liked Evan on his first season of Fresh Meat. He and Coral had a great dynamic and they were funny together. Plus, he was a solid competitor.
Fast forward to The Gauntlet 3 and Evan's true colors started showing. First off, he betrayed Coral and she looked really hurt by it. The thing I despise about Evan is that he pretends to be buddy buddy with everyone but he truly is a backstabber. In fact, I think Backpack turned out the way he was being associated with Evan. I'm not defending Kenny or even saying I like him, but at least with Kenny you knew where you stand and he told you to your face. Evan was straight up a manipulator.
I started getting tired of Evan's brand of humor too. A lot of it was try hard and attention ****** , especially on the Duel 2. He wasn't naturally funny like Timmy or strange like Isaac. Speaking of the Duel 2, why was he leading the Haka chant in the intro? You have challenge gods Mark and Landon on there, but you let Evan lead? Okay, I'm nitpicking too much but I really despised this guy.
I'm not even going to talk much about the Ruins. I'm more disgusted with Evan on that season now knowing the Tonya situation. It's disgusting how he was trying to comfort her when he was being an instigator before Tonya finally hit Veronica and he contributed a lot to Tonya's downfall. That's the perfect example of Evan playing up the "nice, goofy" act for the cameras but really he's a piece of shit.
I never was a fan of Nehemiah, but he got screwed over being Evan's partner on Rivals because Evan wasn't even in good shape. CT's comment about him looking like he had a baby was gold. It was satisfying for me when Nehemiah threw his lifejacket at Evan and said "I'm playing a game with a bunch of******* and I have the biggest one of my team."
I'm glad Evan is no longer on the show but unfortunately, Backpack has taken on his role full time.
Great entry, portland. Loved it like Gale Weathers "from top to bottom". Now all we need is for Dylan to drag a ***** he was going to drag.
*waiting at the computer like Harrah's valet*
That entry was pefection Portland. Everything you said in that post is why I ******* hate Evan and am so glad that he's not on these shows anymore.
KENNY
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I'll admit I don't have as much hatred towards Kenny like I do Backpack or Evan, but the guy really was a terrible presence on the show for a while. He was mostly harmless until the Gauntlet 3. The "Mr. Beautiful" thing was already played out but he also became more obnoxious and was very vocal about "trimming the fat."
I really started disliking him on the Island. I hated how he treated Tonya. I hate that he called Wes a piece of shit, when he claimed Wes was his friend before. I hated the Kenny and Johanna hook up because both of them were sucky characters that season. Same with his appearance on the Ruins, and knowing why he's banned now makes him look more disgusting to me. I wish Wes would have beat him up.
The Kenny/Wes rivalry was always overhyped because Wes never beat his *** on the Ruins and by the time we saw them on Fresh Meat 2, it was like "okay, enough with this fabricated rivalry already." I remember the promos for Fresh Meat 2 literally being focused on Kenny and Wes. Kenny had a better edit on Fresh Meat 2 but I still loved seeing him and Laurel (who also sucked personality wise on Fresh Meat) lose that challenge. We had to sit through another Kenny vs Wes season on Rivals, but thankfully CT and Adam were a bigger story. I do remember Kenny being a flop in the missions but carrying Wes in the finale, which I admit was hilarious to see.
Overall, Kenny was never interesting as a character yet he was a major player on the challenges for a while, which unsurprisingly was the worst era of the challenges. Also I never warmed up to the Evan and Kenny friendship. Both were bullies to everyone and never funny.
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