KellyAnne looks hot doing anything. And yes, Cara also looked very pretty. It's good to have some hot, bad******* on the show instead of all these weak, prissy irrelevants.
Anyone else getting sick of Leroy being terrified to go into elimination? He would've been against JENNA. He should've been begging to go into that one instead of *****ing in his confessional that they better not say his name.
Anyone else getting sick of Leroy being terrified to go into elimination? He would've been against JENNA. He should've been begging to go into that one instead of *****ing in his confessional that they better not say his name.
But it was the perfect opportunity to eliminate him, though. Candice is not a good competitor and will flop in pretty much anything other than a physical elimination because she's heavy. Jenna would've easily beat her in the elimination round.
Anyone else getting sick of Leroy being terrified to go into elimination? He would've been against JENNA. He should've been begging to go into that one instead of *****ing in his confessional that they better not say his name.
But it was the perfect opportunity to eliminate him, though. Candice is not a good competitor and will flop in pretty much anything other than a physical elimination because she's heavy. Jenna would've easily beat her in the elimination round.
Vince ripped his *** off in the name of competitions, you guys better watch this every damn week!
The Challenge is back! It’s back. I’m not as excited as I probably should be because they made us wait years for this season. I’m not as excited as I probably should be because it’s a totally new format. But I’m here.
Make sure you read my list of Top 20 Challenge Teams ever on The Stashed and follow me @MeelzTV on Twitter.
We Put Twists In Your Twists, And A Twist In Your Twist
I’m saying that in my best Xzibit voice. Ever since the twist of Rivals 2 where the opposite sex votes you in on elimination day and the “Hey! You know everyone you bothered getting rid of during The Challenge? They aren’t actually gone” on Exes 2, BMP is in love with twists. Like in love. The episode starts off with a twist that they’re not revealing the cash breakdown until the final challenge (which I like). Then they reveal that there are female and male elimination days, meaning co-ed teams are always up for Elimination but Bananas and Vinny aren’t. The final twist of the episode featured TJ announcing that only one member of the team will represent both members in The Pit. They stacked a twist on a twist on a twist and called them twists even though they weren’t actually twists. I guarantee you will hear TJ say “We’re shaking it up this season” for the next 5 seasons, especially with how the ratings are going.
As The Prophet Patrick Star Said, “Who Are You People?!”
This is the first season in a long time where I literally have no idea who the hell more than half the cast are. I don’t watch Are You The One. I’ve never watched The Real World: Ex-Plosion or Skeletons. When you add in all the Bloodlines, that’s like 93% of the cast. However that doesn’t make it a bad thing. Think about it, this is the first season where the entire cast isn’t pulling the ol’ “same shit, different Challenge” routine. Things were getting a little predictable and not quite as exciting when everyone in the house knows how to play the game. But when no one knows what the hell they’re doing? Pure chaos. Possibly amazing chaos. Stuff like Marie pushing Derek into Sam into a potted plant happens.
Here’s the best for a Challenge full of total strangers that will usher in the next generation of The Challenge. Lets also hope they don’t ruin the franchise before it hits season 30.
Production just had a never ending supply of wine and beer for the first week in the house? For the first full day of The Challenge, everyone’s walking around with wine gl***es or beer cans. Time is non-existent when literally the night transitions to day without anyone missing a beat. Dude, look at Nany’s gl***. I don’t drink wine, but that’s a lot of ******* wine.
Christina Tries To Break Shauvon’s ******* Relay Record, Admirably Fails
As much as they tried to paint my love Nany as the ***** of the century for the last couple of seasons, she doesn’t even come close on the *********** to Christina from Are You The One -- who tries (and fails), and tries again (and fails again), and tries for a third time (and succeeds!) to hook up with a dude on the first episode. One could perceive it as a *****y move, but another could see it as a cunning ploy for long-term Challenge insurance. Possibly even staking out some Challenge real-estate. Nia changed the game on being recasted because of her “oral talents”. Christina’s just following the blueprint. I’m firing up the rankings for the *****iest moments in the franchise of the show.
Christina manages to sink her claws into Tony with the “oh my god, you have a girlfriend? lol, i would never” trick that works on most ********. Both of them are flirting until they find a bathroom (because they started putting cameras in closets) and get into what The Challenge should brand as an IBJ (Inferred********). Tony denies it, vehemently. He has a girlfriend at home. Too bad it’s absolutely nullified 35 seconds later when Christina says otherwise.
Just as a heads up, Shauvon’s session with CT happened 10 and a half minutes into The Duel and Christina’s 16 minutes into the episode. No one’s taking the title.
You Will Never Win An Argument With a Woman, Much Less a Hispanic One
Oh Tony, no. No….
You never want to argue with a woman on The Challenge as a man because you will always be the loser, even if you win. Just like in a real life. Here’s another life tip from Meelz: You must avoid arguing with any hispanic woman on The Challenge. Just like in real life. Tony thinks he’s getting in an argument with Larissa, and of course that brings Camila who’s there to protect her Brazilian sister. You will not mess with a spanish girl’s family, only they can do that. Then that brings over Nicole, who is friends with both Larissa and Camila. She is also Dominican, arguably the craziest women of the hispanic family group. Then what happens? That brings in Nany, who will not let you talk down to her cousin’s friend’s sister. This is literally every fight with a spanish girl in a public setting ever. If Tony was a girl, and this was the club, he likely would’ve gotten stomped out by now. Facts.Instead he gets shut down. Emasculated. Completely owned. Look at Tony’s face, he knew he ****** up. Look at Nany’s face, she knew he ****** up. Look at Larissa’s face, she saw this coming from the jump.
It gets worse when Shane (Tony’s brother & partner) doesn’t approve and they get into a scuffle on the first episode, which was preceded by the first ever walk-and-vogue sobriety test (it’s as epic as it sounds). Rating this fight, on a scale of Ty vs. Adam Royer (Rivals) to CT vs. Adam King (The Duel 2), this was a solid Veronica vs. Tonya (The Ruins). Once Shane leaves, Nany and Nicole adopt Shane into their Dominican sorority to console him. Bananas pulls Tony aside and pretty much explains to him their character arc on The Challenge for the entire season in like 14 seconds. That’s a pro.
The issue is resolved and Shane/Tony almost get sent home because of it, on the day of The Challenge. I almost believed they were sent home too, because Challenge producers are not above making you sleep well, eat breakfast, get dressed, and travel 2 hours to The Challenge site to send you home.
Team No Bananas Has Already Been Established
The challenge this episode is called Water Barrel with a pretty straightforward concept: run up a dirt mound hill, fill your bucket with water, run back down the hill and fill up your super large bucket. If anything, it’s kind of reminiscent of older Challenges. With that said, the only highlight of the competition (besides Aneesa’s impressive split) was the strategy employed by Cara Maria and Kelly Anne of “Don’t let Bananas win”. While Bananas and Vinny housed this challenge on their own, they couldn’t overcome the numbers. The line has been drawn in the sand early, and my guess is this plays a factor in a later episode. Actually I know it does. If there’s one thing that Bananas can do, it’s hold a grudge.
On Battle of the Exes 2, everyone thought Jenna was dumb as dirt. Maybe she was. Maybe she’s like rain man. We don’t know. Either way, that allowed her to skate through the entire season without seeing an elimination round before pooping out on the final. This season, Jenna is paired up with someone who on first impression not only makes her look like Albert Einstein, but freakin’ Wonder Woman as well. Collectively they sucked at the challenge, so they’re going in against the two girls who look like they were casted on 16 and Pregnant as opposed to the MTV Challenge.
Jenna does well for her first elimination round. Better than anyone thought that she’d be able to do, but there’s definitely a different air about Jenna this time around. Maybe it’s because she’s not an airhead? She’s done this before, she’s a little more confident, and she knows that she’s pretty much going to be responsible for the heavy lifting on her team. Here begins the road to Jenna’s second final!
Coming soon on The Challenge
Bald Zach. Abram aka The Last Road Ruler On Earth. The CT Effect. And more twists. MORE TWISTS.
Also people complaining it isn't fair, did you not see the twist coming up? They are going to have to end up going against each other, which will change the entire game.
From what I heard, it goes back and forth with pairs and teams, which is fine. I'm just sayng that, when it is pairs, it's a little scewed.
Yeah Cohutta/Jill flopped big time in that deliberation. They should have 100% sent in Leroy/Candice.
Why? Cohutta and Bananas are cool so they would ruin that possibly alliance since Leroy is good friends with Bananas. Christina was the smarter choice because no one cared about them going in.
It was trending last night and they have done good promo so I hope so
I am expecting the worse lol Correct me if I am wrong they only promoted on MTV right? None of MTV show get good ratings, in my opinion they need to promote outside the network.
No they promoted more, I saw it on oxygen once where bgc fans are and they had a all star battle before where they pulled girls from seasons so it's similar in some way to real world/challenge.
I loved how KellyAnne said "Ha, Everyone in the pool has an accent." That was so funny cus she was drunk and I feel like she got alot of Camera time actually.
Here we go with Camila's pitiful, horrid self. Crying becuse someone said your sister was short? *****, go choke on a chili pepper.
Thank you Jenna for proving you are worthless as usual. She seriously looks like she has no idea where she is or what she's doing. I think that elimination was perfect for 2 morons. You can't get any more simple than shaking a rope. At least Jenna sent the trash home though. She woulda been screwed against anyone else.
Also people complaining it isn't fair, did you not see the twist coming up? They are going to have to end up going against each other, which will change the entire game.
From what I heard, it goes back and forth with pairs and teams, which is fine. I'm just sayng that, when it is pairs, it's a little scewed.
I did not know that, completely get that point now. I am sure they will have equalizers, at least I'd hope. I'm just wondering how the final will work to make it fair for all.
Perfection.
Stunning
Kellyanne and Cara looked hot as hell when instructing Jamie and Anthony to work with Cohutta
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KellyAnne looks hot doing anything. And yes, Cara also looked very pretty. It's good to have some hot, bad******* on the show instead of all these weak, prissy irrelevants.
Anyone else getting sick of Leroy being terrified to go into elimination? He would've been against JENNA. He should've been begging to go into that one instead of *****ing in his confessional that they better not say his name.
But it was the perfect opportunity to eliminate him, though. Candice is not a good competitor and will flop in pretty much anything other than a physical elimination because she's heavy. Jenna would've easily beat her in the elimination round.
Yeah Cohutta/Jill flopped big time in that deliberation. They should have 100% sent in Leroy/Candice.
*****. Okay.
That was my favorite part of the challenge, on both genders ;3
Aside from some almost mud "wrastling"
But for real I wish mine looked that good in booty shorts.
LOL!!! KA looks good but the work she's had done is so obvious & over the top, and not just talking her tits.
Since when are people supposed to be happy and willing to go into elimination rounds except on The Ruins ?
Right! #unphasedqueens!
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Vince ripped his *** off in the name of competitions, you guys better watch this every damn week!
The Challenge is back! It’s back. I’m not as excited as I probably should be because they made us wait years for this season. I’m not as excited as I probably should be because it’s a totally new format. But I’m here.
Make sure you read my list of Top 20 Challenge Teams ever on The Stashed and follow me @MeelzTV on Twitter.
We Put Twists In Your Twists, And A Twist In Your Twist
I’m saying that in my best Xzibit voice. Ever since the twist of Rivals 2 where the opposite sex votes you in on elimination day and the “Hey! You know everyone you bothered getting rid of during The Challenge? They aren’t actually gone” on Exes 2, BMP is in love with twists. Like in love. The episode starts off with a twist that they’re not revealing the cash breakdown until the final challenge (which I like). Then they reveal that there are female and male elimination days, meaning co-ed teams are always up for Elimination but Bananas and Vinny aren’t. The final twist of the episode featured TJ announcing that only one member of the team will represent both members in The Pit. They stacked a twist on a twist on a twist and called them twists even though they weren’t actually twists. I guarantee you will hear TJ say “We’re shaking it up this season” for the next 5 seasons, especially with how the ratings are going.
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As The Prophet Patrick Star Said, “Who Are You People?!”
This is the first season in a long time where I literally have no idea who the hell more than half the cast are. I don’t watch Are You The One. I’ve never watched The Real World: Ex-Plosion or Skeletons. When you add in all the Bloodlines, that’s like 93% of the cast. However that doesn’t make it a bad thing. Think about it, this is the first season where the entire cast isn’t pulling the ol’ “same shit, different Challenge” routine. Things were getting a little predictable and not quite as exciting when everyone in the house knows how to play the game. But when no one knows what the hell they’re doing? Pure chaos. Possibly amazing chaos. Stuff like Marie pushing Derek into Sam into a potted plant happens.
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Here’s the best for a Challenge full of total strangers that will usher in the next generation of The Challenge. Lets also hope they don’t ruin the franchise before it hits season 30.
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The Greatest Wine and Beer Social Ever
Production just had a never ending supply of wine and beer for the first week in the house? For the first full day of The Challenge, everyone’s walking around with wine gl***es or beer cans. Time is non-existent when literally the night transitions to day without anyone missing a beat. Dude, look at Nany’s gl***. I don’t drink wine, but that’s a lot of ******* wine.
Christina Tries To Break Shauvon’s ******* Relay Record, Admirably Fails
As much as they tried to paint my love Nany as the ***** of the century for the last couple of seasons, she doesn’t even come close on the *********** to Christina from Are You The One -- who tries (and fails), and tries again (and fails again), and tries for a third time (and succeeds!) to hook up with a dude on the first episode. One could perceive it as a *****y move, but another could see it as a cunning ploy for long-term Challenge insurance. Possibly even staking out some Challenge real-estate. Nia changed the game on being recasted because of her “oral talents”. Christina’s just following the blueprint. I’m firing up the rankings for the *****iest moments in the franchise of the show.
Christina manages to sink her claws into Tony with the “oh my god, you have a girlfriend? lol, i would never” trick that works on most ********. Both of them are flirting until they find a bathroom (because they started putting cameras in closets) and get into what The Challenge should brand as an IBJ (Inferred********). Tony denies it, vehemently. He has a girlfriend at home. Too bad it’s absolutely nullified 35 seconds later when Christina says otherwise.
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Just as a heads up, Shauvon’s session with CT happened 10 and a half minutes into The Duel and Christina’s 16 minutes into the episode. No one’s taking the title.
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You Will Never Win An Argument With a Woman, Much Less a Hispanic One
Oh Tony, no. No….
You never want to argue with a woman on The Challenge as a man because you will always be the loser, even if you win. Just like in a real life. Here’s another life tip from Meelz: You must avoid arguing with any hispanic woman on The Challenge. Just like in real life. Tony thinks he’s getting in an argument with Larissa, and of course that brings Camila who’s there to protect her Brazilian sister. You will not mess with a spanish girl’s family, only they can do that. Then that brings over Nicole, who is friends with both Larissa and Camila. She is also Dominican, arguably the craziest women of the hispanic family group. Then what happens? That brings in Nany, who will not let you talk down to her cousin’s friend’s sister. This is literally every fight with a spanish girl in a public setting ever. If Tony was a girl, and this was the club, he likely would’ve gotten stomped out by now. Facts.Instead he gets shut down. Emasculated. Completely owned. Look at Tony’s face, he knew he ****** up. Look at Nany’s face, she knew he ****** up. Look at Larissa’s face, she saw this coming from the jump.
It gets worse when Shane (Tony’s brother & partner) doesn’t approve and they get into a scuffle on the first episode, which was preceded by the first ever walk-and-vogue sobriety test (it’s as epic as it sounds). Rating this fight, on a scale of Ty vs. Adam Royer (Rivals) to CT vs. Adam King (The Duel 2), this was a solid Veronica vs. Tonya (The Ruins). Once Shane leaves, Nany and Nicole adopt Shane into their Dominican sorority to console him. Bananas pulls Tony aside and pretty much explains to him their character arc on The Challenge for the entire season in like 14 seconds. That’s a pro.
The issue is resolved and Shane/Tony almost get sent home because of it, on the day of The Challenge. I almost believed they were sent home too, because Challenge producers are not above making you sleep well, eat breakfast, get dressed, and travel 2 hours to The Challenge site to send you home.
Team No Bananas Has Already Been Established
The challenge this episode is called Water Barrel with a pretty straightforward concept: run up a dirt mound hill, fill your bucket with water, run back down the hill and fill up your super large bucket. If anything, it’s kind of reminiscent of older Challenges. With that said, the only highlight of the competition (besides Aneesa’s impressive split) was the strategy employed by Cara Maria and Kelly Anne of “Don’t let Bananas win”. While Bananas and Vinny housed this challenge on their own, they couldn’t overcome the numbers. The line has been drawn in the sand early, and my guess is this plays a factor in a later episode. Actually I know it does. If there’s one thing that Bananas can do, it’s hold a grudge.
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The Mighty Jenna
On Battle of the Exes 2, everyone thought Jenna was dumb as dirt. Maybe she was. Maybe she’s like rain man. We don’t know. Either way, that allowed her to skate through the entire season without seeing an elimination round before pooping out on the final. This season, Jenna is paired up with someone who on first impression not only makes her look like Albert Einstein, but freakin’ Wonder Woman as well. Collectively they sucked at the challenge, so they’re going in against the two girls who look like they were casted on 16 and Pregnant as opposed to the MTV Challenge.
Jenna does well for her first elimination round. Better than anyone thought that she’d be able to do, but there’s definitely a different air about Jenna this time around. Maybe it’s because she’s not an airhead? She’s done this before, she’s a little more confident, and she knows that she’s pretty much going to be responsible for the heavy lifting on her team. Here begins the road to Jenna’s second final!
Coming soon on The Challenge
Bald Zach. Abram aka The Last Road Ruler On Earth. The CT Effect. And more twists. MORE TWISTS.
Jamie and Larissa low key getting close in the back of that club scene.
Killed me.
YASSS MEELZ! This was everything! Especially the last topic! You're officially my fav
When Cory, Bananas, Camila, and Jenna basically have all the confessionals this episode.
LOL fr
From what I heard, it goes back and forth with pairs and teams, which is fine. I'm just sayng that, when it is pairs, it's a little scewed.
Why? Cohutta and Bananas are cool so they would ruin that possibly alliance since Leroy is good friends with Bananas. Christina was the smarter choice because no one cared about them going in.
LFMAO! Meelz coming in hot with them Episode reviews. Missed this so much. MORE TWISTS!
I'm crying, I've missed those. Great review as usual Meelz! The accuracy when you mentioned getting into it with Hispanic girls....
I loved how KellyAnne said "Ha, Everyone in the pool has an accent." That was so funny cus she was drunk and I feel like she got alot of Camera time actually.
Yall I mistook Brianna for kollanekoer as many times as she said "Jesus Christ."
Lmao, ha ha.
All of this is perfect.
those girls need to chill. and u never argue with a sloots.its a waste of time.
I did not know that, completely get that point now. I am sure they will have equalizers, at least I'd hope. I'm just wondering how the final will work to make it fair for all.
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