Are You The One? (Season 3)

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Chuck looks like a blonde howler monkey

chuck = howler monkey

zak = raccoon

chelsey = weiner dog (apparently??) 

who else from this cast can y'all compare to animals ****

We need to come up for Nelson since we all dislike him

Stacey looks like a pug on TV she don't look like her pictures...Kayla reminds me of a cocker spaniel but she's cute tho...

AND NELSONS HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD,OR AM I THE ONLY WHO SEE'S IT?THE LOAF LIKE JESUS HAD


DEAD!!!!!! Omg I really can't omg!!!!

Stacey *** definitely doesn't look like her pictures. Embarr***ing **** 


Poor thing!

I see someone has confronted Chelsey on Connor's gf quoting TVScoops, Chelsey responded with "TVScoops can suck a **** with her non-knowledgeable ***". 2 things are funny here.

  1. She said "her" and not their. So this means she's really referring to the gf Chrissy right? Interesting, esp considering the fact that she's made a friendly  comment or two on Chrissy's insta.
  2. "Non-knowledgeable"? As if we can't tell for ourselves Connor is with that girl.

Chelsey is my favorite, but if I interpreted this correctly, she's going to slide down my list. She could have used a simple, vague statement instead of this bs.


I'm just now reading the tweets that promted the person to ask Chelsey what's going on. Why all of em lying like we dumb as shit? Chrissy saying Connor is her "bestie". Mmmhm, because a recent ex makes the best friend you've always wanted. I do not like that woman at all. From what I've seen, she knows what the **** she's doing. Posting a video of Connor saying "You're the only woman I want with my keys", **** outta here. And she had the nerve to spell Chelsey's name wrong...

I see someone has confronted Chelsey on Connor's gf quoting TVScoops, Chelsey responded with "TVScoops can suck a **** with her non-knowledgeable ***". 2 things are funny here.

  1. She said "her" and not their. So this means she's really referring to the gf Chrissy right? Interesting, esp considering the fact that she's made a friendly  comment or two on Chrissy's insta.
  2. "Non-knowledgeable"? As if we can't tell for ourselves Connor is with that girl.

Chelsey is my favorite, but if I interpreted this correctly, she's going to slide down my list. She could have used a simple, vague statement instead of this bs.

I want to see the list!

Chelsey is annoying. I feel like she's forcing a relationship between her and Connor just so they look like the #relationshipgoalz couple of the show. Clearly that isn't the case and she needs to give it a rest. 

Chelsey Kayla and Connor are all annoying. 

Chelsey is annoying. I feel like she's forcing a relationship between her and Connor just so they look like the #relationshipgoalz couple of the show. Clearly that isn't the case and she needs to give it a rest. 

A weiner dog and a giant? Won't ever be #relationship goals. Team Kayla. 

Chelsey is annoying. I feel like she's forcing a relationship between her and Connor just so they look like the #relationshipgoalz couple of the show. Clearly that isn't the case and she needs to give it a rest. 

A weiner dog and a giant? Won't ever be #relationship goals. Team Kayla. 

I'm team no one when it comes to those three. #TeamDevin 

 #TeamDevin 

Only team that matters.

I see someone has confronted Chelsey on Connor's gf quoting TVScoops, Chelsey responded with "TVScoops can suck a **** with her non-knowledgeable ***". 2 things are funny here.

  1. She said "her" and not their. So this means she's really referring to the gf Chrissy right? Interesting, esp considering the fact that she's made a friendly  comment or two on Chrissy's insta.
  2. "Non-knowledgeable"? As if we can't tell for ourselves Connor is with that girl.

Chelsey is my favorite, but if I interpreted this correctly, she's going to slide down my list. She could have used a simple, vague statement instead of this bs.


I'm just now reading the tweets that promted the person to ask Chelsey what's going on. Why all of em lying like we dumb as shit? Chrissy saying Connor is her "bestie". Mmmhm, because a recent ex makes the best friend you've always wanted. I do not like that woman at all. From what I've seen, she knows what the **** she's doing. Posting a video of Connor saying "You're the only woman I want with my keys", **** outta here. And she had the nerve to spell Chelsey's name wrong...

Connor posted an snap making out with his "bestie" aka his girlfriend last weekend.

  1. Chelsey 
  2. Chey
  3. Mel *
  4. Rashida
  5. Hannah
  6. Kiki (I don't like her but I envy that ever-dewy skin)
  7. Britni
  8. ​9. 10. Constant struggle between Amanda, Kayla & Stacey

​*I initially didn't see what y'all saw in Mel, but that challenge she let Rashida win. That was just a wonderful thing to do. Never rated AYTO men, not gonna start now, but I will say the only cute one I can see is Alec, but his use of the N word, def turned me off.

And Nelson looks like a inbred roided up half brother of  Darrell Taylor.

IMAGE(https://41.media.tumblr.com/44923894121c5a66633bfd59ad27529f/tumblr_nwkwjqykr61ruoosjo1_540.png)

He's half Puerto rican? 

And Nelson looks like a inbred roided up half brother of  Darrell Taylor.

IMAGE(https://41.media.tumblr.com/44923894121c5a66633bfd59ad27529f/tumblr_nwkwjqykr61ruoosjo1_540.png)

 

way better than Darrell. lol

Nobody watching tonight?

Nelson is just so unlikable. For one he talked about bro code with zak talking to Cheyenne and had a temper tantrum. Yet he broke it when he put devin up on blast on the first episode at the matchup ceremony.  Where was bro code during that. He is so extra and by far the least likable one. #hypocrite 

There's no ******* such thing as a bro code. Chill with that shit and other than this past week Nelson is very likeable. People just love to hate on the brothers.

Come on dude this has nothing to do with race.

I know but sometimes its very very hard to tell....

Nostalgic why do you stan for EVERY single black male on the Real World/Challenge/AYTO

i mean for goodness sakes you were defending Jason Hill's father OF ALL people.

The same way you stan for ************* Zach.

And I no I do not stan for every single brother on the show so to **** with that nonsense.

As for Laffeyette I defended him because a couple of ***** said he did the show for money or attention or some other assinine crock of shit.

 


I only stan for Zach on his athletic abilities. Not ONCE have I ever been proud for his treatment to Jonna or Ashley. And (even though he was forced) he apologized to Jonna.

And Audrey already confirmed the latter to be true.

Did zak just lick her ***? Looool

  1. Chelsey 
  2. Chey
  3. Mel *
  4. Rashida
  5. Hannah
  6. Kiki (I don't like her but I envy that ever-dewy skin)
  7. Britni
  8. ​9. 10. Constant struggle between Amanda, Kayla & Stacey

​*I initially didn't see what y'all saw in Mel, but that challenge she let Rashida win. That was just a wonderful thing to do. Never rated AYTO men, not gonna start now, but I will say the only cute one I can see is Alec, but his use of the N word, def turned me off.


Holy Smokes now I gotta see this!!!!

Did zak just lick her ***? Looool


Zak is a man *****. He's kinda cool, but still.

Devin just said he was going to **** Kiki and then tear her down.

Playing it up for the cameras?

HAHA then he turned the table over.

This episode kinda sucked.  Updated rankings coming later.

This was a really weak episode. Aside from Kiki and Devin drama, with Kiki acting like a complete idiot, nothing interesting happened. Zak and Hannah seem extremely forced. I don't know if it's editing, but there was just no build-up to their hookup, it came out of nowhere. It's nice to see hookups on this show, but they're pointless if there's no storyline to them. It seemed like they were acting out a script. We hadn't even seen them intercact and suddently they're making out in the ocean? It didn't really make sense. 

Also, can someone explain what their strategy was supposed to be? I'm at loss here. The fact that they're in their sixth matchup and they only got three beams is embarrassing. 

So basically the preview for next episode shows why Melanie and Stacey got in a verbal altercation this season based on their tweets (a month ago). I hope it gets aired.

They basically did what they should have done week 3, but now it is too late to help them.  All 4 possible matches from week 1 were paired tonight, so they know that only 1 match from the other 6 pairs is correct (and they guaranteed no blackout).  This information would have been valuable if they had 7 matching ceremonies left, but it means practically nothing now.  And I am not even sure that they did this purposely, because Austin's strategy talk sounded like babble.  His insistence that his plan was sure to yield 4 matches made no sense.

Chuck sucks. probably my least favorite. even more than Nelson. 

Nobody watching tonight?

nope missed the last two weeks and hardly care

Nelson is just so unlikable. For one he talked about bro code with zak talking to Cheyenne and had a temper tantrum. Yet he broke it when he put devin up on blast on the first episode at the matchup ceremony.  Where was bro code during that. He is so extra and by far the least likable one. #hypocrite 

There's no ******* such thing as a bro code. Chill with that shit and other than this past week Nelson is very likeable. People just love to hate on the brothers.

Come on dude this has nothing to do with race.

I know but sometimes its very very hard to tell....

Nostalgic why do you stan for EVERY single black male on the Real World/Challenge/AYTO

i mean for goodness sakes you were defending Jason Hill's father OF ALL people.

The same way you stan for ************* Zach.

And I no I do not stan for every single brother on the show so to **** with that nonsense.

As for Laffeyette I defended him because a couple of ***** said he did the show for money or attention or some other assinine crock of shit.

 

I only stan for Zach on his athletic abilities. Not ONCE have I ever been proud for his treatment to Jonna or Ashley. And (even though he was forced) he apologized to Jonna. And Audrey already confirmed the latter to be true.
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he didnt confirm jack shit because its simply not true.

Chuck sucks. probably my least favorite. even more than Nelson. 

The episode sucked. 

They need to show more Mike. He's hott.

The episode sucked. 

They need to show more Mike. He's hott.

 

ew what? I watched one episode and wondered how the **** he or cast because he isn't good looking. Him and Nelson both. 

 

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