Back for Exes 2, Episode 2. Remember that episode of Family Guy with the little 'Shoving Buddies' advert on the bottom? That's literally what ever Exes opening sequence is.
Hilarious, ironic fate. Sarah's still cursed guys.
Johnny is Kenny, Nany is Johanna, Averey is Wes....and Zach and Jenna are idiots.
The episode starts off in the only club in the country they're allowed to travel to, and it's clear that they're trying to really push this whole 'Averey and Johnny Are Exes But Johnny Banged Nany On A Couch Last Season' thing. Averey and Johnny are pretty much the only two exes with real, actual tension between them that hasn't been solely pushed by the term 'Exes' on this show. On the other side of the club, Zach and "model" Jenna are auditioning for the eventual Exes 3 with their budding relationship. God, please be a puzzle.
Anyway, I find it hilarious that Jonna and Jay are plotting from all the way on the other opposite end of this club (never ending opposite ends in this club). It's like they couldn't find a way to get any real screen time early in the show and this is the best they could come up with, being the hating exes.
Side Note: Cara Maria's Tweets
Let's get this out of the way first: I love Cara Maria. Her story from the first Fresh Meat in having no confidence and slowly building it over the last 7-8 seasons on TV is great development. With that said, I've compiled a Twitter List with everyone who's ever been casted on a Challenge that I care about (because it's easier/less annoying than actually following them), and seeing the weekly tweets for the past couple months of her slight disdain about not being on the show is annoying.
A couple seasons ago during Battle of the Seasons, people gave Bananas a bunch of **** because he was incredibly vocal about not being casted for the show. He was called bitter, old, everything under the sun -- and it feels the exact same way with Cara Maria. Every tweet has a slight toward the casting "I guess I need to hook up with more people" or "thanks for representing in my absence". Just enjoy the show. I guess I'm annoyed by it. I see why Bananas dislikes her.
Meanwhile...
Cara Maria's Elimination Losses: 3
Devyn's Elimination Losses: 0
The 'I Hope My Parents Don't Find Out What I Do For A Living' Challenge
TJ says this challenge is called 'Rounding The Bases', and it's a pretty clever Challenge if you ask me. There's four stages to this Challenge and each one represents the escalating bases metaphore in every relationship. Props to The Challenge producers for finding something on the ground and not including water. The dynamic between CT and Diem continues to be perfect tumblr gif material (aka relationship goals!), on the other side of the spectrum Johnny & Averey are completely awkward. COMPLETELY. The mid-way point between it all is probably Jemmye & Knight.
Quick Notes:
Johnny & Averey losing is perfect. We've never seen either of them in the elimination and that's probably the most intriguing thing ever to see if Free Agents Johnny can actually hang.
Jordan gives the second base of this Challenge two thumbs up. Poor guy.
Third base of this Challenge adds the throwing up and dislike of certain foods to Jenna's profile. She's a real model, huh?
I'm down with Bananas & Nany winning the second Challenge, but I was hoping the rookies would be giving the veterans a bit more a Challenge.
The Difference between Boys & Girls on these Challenges (maybe in life?)
So, Bananas and Nany win this Challenge and of course they decide to have conversations with people who they're contemplating putting in. And here we see the stark difference between guys and girls in this game.
Bananas and Wes spend the first part of the conversation jaw-jacking, and they look like the two biggest ***** in the universe. Seriously. They're not even taking anything seriously. "You know how hard it is for me not to f**k with you?" "I know, it was hard for me not f**k with you!" Oh, just get a room already.
Nany and Theresa, it's more personal and Nany's Dominican side is on full display. Nany doesn't take kindly to Theresa sh***ing on her to improve Averey's morale, and Theresa acts like she doesn't care, but really she does. Theresa's obviously not being true to herself, not in this Challenge -- not in any Challenge. She's clearly looking Nany in the eye and saying she doesn't care, but she does (and she even sheds a few tears). From my perspective, Theresa doesn't want to be the evil girl on this Challenge but she continues to make shifty moves that don't improve her perception. At the same time, she doesn't want to look weak nor vulnerable, so she refuses to admit defeat. Nany's genuinely hurt about their relationship and Theresa doesn't want to admit that maybe she is wrong. Or maybe she still harbors feelings from the last Challenge where she believes she doesn't want to become ANYONE's friend. Either way, it's going to look so bad when her world comes crashing down on everyone.
Nany explodes into tears and Bananas & Wes are like, "Girls..."
You can say pu**y on TV?
Thomas & Hailey goes in, and no one cares. I didn't watch Ex-Plosion, don't care to see this, and these two don't make me even want to see it. They're like, devoid of real charisma. Thomas' shining moment of The Challenge is calling Bananas a pu**y. I had no idea you could say pu**y on TV.
Diem's sick
We know how this ends. And it doesn't get any easier to cope with. We love you Diem.
Rerun Eliminations
They reveal the elimination called 'Banded Together' and it's pretty much the same one from the original Exes. The only difference is the bar and it looks like the band was much tighter on the original Exes. Johnny & Averey win, and we can pretty much go on with the Challenge like Thomas & Hailey never existed. I'd be fine with never seeing them again, and I don't know about you guys.
Nany & Averey's Awkward Conversation is trumped by Zach & Jenna's Awkwarder Conversation
Imagine if Johanna and Kelly Anne had this conversation on The Ruins (they probably did and I don't remember). This is exactly how I would've imagined it would've happened. Nany approaches Averey to talk about the awkwardness between them, but it doesn't get any less awkward. I don't blame Nany for trying to resolve it so she isn't the most evil person in the house, but Averey doesn't want to resolve anything...or even discuss anything. I don't blame her either.
Zach & Jenna totally trump that awkward conversation when Jenna quizzes Zach on the President of Wyoming....before realizing that states don't have presidents. And that brainless comment, she's hit the model stereotype trifecta for the night ladies & gents.
Tune in next week for Jay & Jonna's next attempt at fighting for TV time.
And THIS is what The Challenge would look like if MTV cut their budget
If you tuned in online after the show (at midnight), you saw the first ever Battle of the Ex-iled between the teams of Dustin & Jessica against Thomas & Hailey, and it's the most hilarious thing ever. Usually The Challenge are these large, death-defying spectacles -- but with the Ex-iled they basically drew a trench in the sand and told them to sweat for 60 minutes. No wonder this stuff doesn't make TV.
"How we're gonna sweat as much as possible is to stay still in one spot", says Thomas. And I immediately want him to leave. Immediately. Sweat on your plane ride out.
Thankfully, Dustin & Jessica win. And get to stay in the house with TV, computers, wi-fi, food, and probably the MTV production staff. Only nine more teams to go in the lap of luxury.
Let's do some stats based on your "logic":
Cara Maria elimination Wins = 9
Devyn elimination Wins = 1
Cara Maria Finishing in the Top 2 = 3
Devyn Finishing in the Top 2 = 0
You tried
I have no illusions about who is the better competitor but:
Times Cara Maria was likable on camera: 0
Times Devyn was likable on camera: A whole **** of a lot more
Ehhhh, that's more of an opinion, and I respect it, to each their own. But to me it was extremely hard to watch Devyn's non-funny overly rehersed confessionals and horrible waste of time peformance. I rather watch sexy COMPETITIVE Cara Maria on camera over try hard "comedian" Devyn any day.
Back for Exes 2, Episode 2. Remember that episode of Family Guy with the little 'Shoving Buddies' advert on the bottom? That's literally what ever Exes opening sequence is.
Hilarious, ironic fate. Sarah's still cursed guys.
Johnny is Kenny, Nany is Johanna, Averey is Wes....and Zach and Jenna are idiots.
The episode starts off in the only club in the country they're allowed to travel to, and it's clear that they're trying to really push this whole 'Averey and Johnny Are Exes But Johnny Banged Nany On A Couch Last Season' thing. Averey and Johnny are pretty much the only two exes with real, actual tension between them that hasn't been solely pushed by the term 'Exes' on this show. On the other side of the club, Zach and "model" Jenna are auditioning for the eventual Exes 3 with their budding relationship. God, please be a puzzle.
Anyway, I find it hilarious that Jonna and Jay are plotting from all the way on the other opposite end of this club (never ending opposite ends in this club). It's like they couldn't find a way to get any real screen time early in the show and this is the best they could come up with, being the hating exes.
Side Note: Cara Maria's Tweets
Let's get this out of the way first: I love Cara Maria. Her story from the first Fresh Meat in having no confidence and slowly building it over the last 7-8 seasons on TV is great development. With that said, I've compiled a Twitter List with everyone who's ever been casted on a Challenge that I care about (because it's easier/less annoying than actually following them), and seeing the weekly tweets for the past couple months of her slight disdain about not being on the show is annoying.
A couple seasons ago during Battle of the Seasons, people gave Bananas a bunch of **** because he was incredibly vocal about not being casted for the show. He was called bitter, old, everything under the sun -- and it feels the exact same way with Cara Maria. Every tweet has a slight toward the casting "I guess I need to hook up with more people" or "thanks for representing in my absence". Just enjoy the show. I guess I'm annoyed by it. I see why Bananas dislikes her.
Meanwhile...
Cara Maria's Elimination Losses: 3
Devyn's Elimination Losses: 0
The 'I Hope My Parents Don't Find Out What I Do For A Living' Challenge
TJ says this challenge is called 'Rounding The Bases', and it's a pretty clever Challenge if you ask me. There's four stages to this Challenge and each one represents the escalating bases metaphore in every relationship. Props to The Challenge producers for finding something on the ground and not including water. The dynamic between CT and Diem continues to be perfect tumblr gif material (aka relationship goals!), on the other side of the spectrum Johnny & Averey are completely awkward. COMPLETELY. The mid-way point between it all is probably Jemmye & Knight.
Quick Notes:
Johnny & Averey losing is perfect. We've never seen either of them in the elimination and that's probably the most intriguing thing ever to see if Free Agents Johnny can actually hang.
Jordan gives the second base of this Challenge two thumbs up. Poor guy.
Third base of this Challenge adds the throwing up and dislike of certain foods to Jenna's profile. She's a real model, huh?
I'm down with Bananas & Nany winning the second Challenge, but I was hoping the rookies would be giving the veterans a bit more a Challenge.
The Difference between Boys & Girls on these Challenges (maybe in life?)
So, Bananas and Nany win this Challenge and of course they decide to have conversations with people who they're contemplating putting in. And here we see the stark difference between guys and girls in this game.
Bananas and Wes spend the first part of the conversation jaw-jacking, and they look like the two biggest ***** in the universe. Seriously. They're not even taking anything seriously. "You know how hard it is for me not to f**k with you?" "I know, it was hard for me not f**k with you!" Oh, just get a room already.
Nany and Theresa, it's more personal and Nany's Dominican side is on full display. Nany doesn't take kindly to Theresa sh***ing on her to improve Averey's morale, and Theresa acts like she doesn't care, but really she does. Theresa's obviously not being true to herself, not in this Challenge -- not in any Challenge. She's clearly looking Nany in the eye and saying she doesn't care, but she does (and she even sheds a few tears). From my perspective, Theresa doesn't want to be the evil girl on this Challenge but she continues to make shifty moves that don't improve her perception. At the same time, she doesn't want to look weak nor vulnerable, so she refuses to admit defeat. Nany's genuinely hurt about their relationship and Theresa doesn't want to admit that maybe she is wrong. Or maybe she still harbors feelings from the last Challenge where she believes she doesn't want to become ANYONE's friend. Either way, it's going to look so bad when her world comes crashing down on everyone.
Nany explodes into tears and Bananas & Wes are like, "Girls..."
You can say pu**y on TV?
Thomas & Hailey goes in, and no one cares. I didn't watch Ex-Plosion, don't care to see this, and these two don't make me even want to see it. They're like, devoid of real charisma. Thomas' shining moment of The Challenge is calling Bananas a pu**y. I had no idea you could say pu**y on TV.
Diem's sick
We know how this ends. And it doesn't get any easier to cope with. We love you Diem.
Rerun Eliminations
They reveal the elimination called 'Banded Together' and it's pretty much the same one from the original Exes. The only difference is the bar and it looks like the band was much tighter on the original Exes. Johnny & Averey win, and we can pretty much go on with the Challenge like Thomas & Hailey never existed. I'd be fine with never seeing them again, and I don't know about you guys.
Nany & Averey's Awkward Conversation is trumped by Zach & Jenna's Awkwarder Conversation
Imagine if Johanna and Kelly Anne had this conversation on The Ruins (they probably did and I don't remember). This is exactly how I would've imagined it would've happened. Nany approaches Averey to talk about the awkwardness between them, but it doesn't get any less awkward. I don't blame Nany for trying to resolve it so she isn't the most evil person in the house, but Averey doesn't want to resolve anything...or even discuss anything. I don't blame her either.
Zach & Jenna totally trump that awkward conversation when Jenna quizzes Zach on the President of Wyoming....before realizing that states don't have presidents. And that brainless comment, she's hit the model stereotype trifecta for the night ladies & gents.
Tune in next week for Jay & Jonna's next attempt at fighting for TV time.
And THIS is what The Challenge would look like if MTV cut their budget
If you tuned in online after the show (at midnight), you saw the first ever Battle of the Ex-iled between the teams of Dustin & Jessica against Thomas & Hailey, and it's the most hilarious thing ever. Usually The Challenge are these large, death-defying spectacles -- but with the Ex-iled they basically drew a trench in the sand and told them to sweat for 60 minutes. No wonder this stuff doesn't make TV.
"How we're gonna sweat as much as possible is to stay still in one spot", says Thomas. And I immediately want him to leave. Immediately. Sweat on your plane ride out.
Thankfully, Dustin & Jessica win. And get to stay in the house with TV, computers, wi-fi, food, and probably the MTV production staff. Only nine more teams to go in the lap of luxury.
Let's do some stats based on your "logic":
Cara Maria elimination Wins = 9
Devyn elimination Wins = 1
Cara Maria Finishing in the Top 2 = 3
Devyn Finishing in the Top 2 = 0
You tried
I have no illusions about who is the better competitor but:
Times Cara Maria was likable on camera: 0
Times Devyn was likable on camera: A whole **** of a lot more
Ehhhh, that's more of an opinion, and I respect it, to each their own. But to me it was extremely hard to watch Devyn's non-funny overly rehersed confessionals and horrible waste of time peformance. I rather watch sexy COMPETITIVE Cara Maria on camera over try hard "comedian" Devyn any day.
I prefer competitors to comedians too. And Devyn was rehearsed on Free Agents...I just find Cara Maria grating haha.
Woohooo GO CARA MARIA!!!! lol im pretty sure she reads these threads a LOT. i tjink the person with the best confessionals is Zach. i don't care if he is a jerk. He knows how to make people laugh.
I would rather have none of them for a couple of challenges, Cara seems like she feels so entitled to be on the challenges. She even thought the idea of AYTO being on the challenge was lame. When she is fresh meat, i don't mind fresh meat but know your place. Plus she has been on like 48 challenges in a row now, just because she recently got better does not mean she deserves to do every **** challenge.
I honestly hope Cara never returns. Her schtick is old and tired and she isn't evnen likable in the least and LOL @ her having issues with AYTO being on the show when she is in the exact same boat as them. And her whining on Twitter is pathetic. Get a **** grip..Better yet get a **** Job. Loser.
Back for Exes 2, Episode 2. Remember that episode of Family Guy with the little 'Shoving Buddies' advert on the bottom? That's literally what ever Exes opening sequence is.
Hilarious, ironic fate. Sarah's still cursed guys.
Johnny is Kenny, Nany is Johanna, Averey is Wes....and Zach and Jenna are idiots.
The episode starts off in the only club in the country they're allowed to travel to, and it's clear that they're trying to really push this whole 'Averey and Johnny Are Exes But Johnny Banged Nany On A Couch Last Season' thing. Averey and Johnny are pretty much the only two exes with real, actual tension between them that hasn't been solely pushed by the term 'Exes' on this show. On the other side of the club, Zach and "model" Jenna are auditioning for the eventual Exes 3 with their budding relationship. God, please be a puzzle.
Anyway, I find it hilarious that Jonna and Jay are plotting from all the way on the other opposite end of this club (never ending opposite ends in this club). It's like they couldn't find a way to get any real screen time early in the show and this is the best they could come up with, being the hating exes.
Side Note: Cara Maria's Tweets
Let's get this out of the way first: I love Cara Maria. Her story from the first Fresh Meat in having no confidence and slowly building it over the last 7-8 seasons on TV is great development. With that said, I've compiled a Twitter List with everyone who's ever been casted on a Challenge that I care about (because it's easier/less annoying than actually following them), and seeing the weekly tweets for the past couple months of her slight disdain about not being on the show is annoying.
A couple seasons ago during Battle of the Seasons, people gave Bananas a bunch of **** because he was incredibly vocal about not being casted for the show. He was called bitter, old, everything under the sun -- and it feels the exact same way with Cara Maria. Every tweet has a slight toward the casting "I guess I need to hook up with more people" or "thanks for representing in my absence". Just enjoy the show. I guess I'm annoyed by it. I see why Bananas dislikes her.
Meanwhile...
Cara Maria's Elimination Losses: 3
Devyn's Elimination Losses: 0
The 'I Hope My Parents Don't Find Out What I Do For A Living' Challenge
TJ says this challenge is called 'Rounding The Bases', and it's a pretty clever Challenge if you ask me. There's four stages to this Challenge and each one represents the escalating bases metaphore in every relationship. Props to The Challenge producers for finding something on the ground and not including water. The dynamic between CT and Diem continues to be perfect tumblr gif material (aka relationship goals!), on the other side of the spectrum Johnny & Averey are completely awkward. COMPLETELY. The mid-way point between it all is probably Jemmye & Knight.
Quick Notes:
Johnny & Averey losing is perfect. We've never seen either of them in the elimination and that's probably the most intriguing thing ever to see if Free Agents Johnny can actually hang.
Jordan gives the second base of this Challenge two thumbs up. Poor guy.
Third base of this Challenge adds the throwing up and dislike of certain foods to Jenna's profile. She's a real model, huh?
I'm down with Bananas & Nany winning the second Challenge, but I was hoping the rookies would be giving the veterans a bit more a Challenge.
The Difference between Boys & Girls on these Challenges (maybe in life?)
So, Bananas and Nany win this Challenge and of course they decide to have conversations with people who they're contemplating putting in. And here we see the stark difference between guys and girls in this game.
Bananas and Wes spend the first part of the conversation jaw-jacking, and they look like the two biggest ***** in the universe. Seriously. They're not even taking anything seriously. "You know how hard it is for me not to f**k with you?" "I know, it was hard for me not f**k with you!" Oh, just get a room already.
Nany and Theresa, it's more personal and Nany's Dominican side is on full display. Nany doesn't take kindly to Theresa sh***ing on her to improve Averey's morale, and Theresa acts like she doesn't care, but really she does. Theresa's obviously not being true to herself, not in this Challenge -- not in any Challenge. She's clearly looking Nany in the eye and saying she doesn't care, but she does (and she even sheds a few tears). From my perspective, Theresa doesn't want to be the evil girl on this Challenge but she continues to make shifty moves that don't improve her perception. At the same time, she doesn't want to look weak nor vulnerable, so she refuses to admit defeat. Nany's genuinely hurt about their relationship and Theresa doesn't want to admit that maybe she is wrong. Or maybe she still harbors feelings from the last Challenge where she believes she doesn't want to become ANYONE's friend. Either way, it's going to look so bad when her world comes crashing down on everyone.
Nany explodes into tears and Bananas & Wes are like, "Girls..."
You can say pu**y on TV?
Thomas & Hailey goes in, and no one cares. I didn't watch Ex-Plosion, don't care to see this, and these two don't make me even want to see it. They're like, devoid of real charisma. Thomas' shining moment of The Challenge is calling Bananas a pu**y. I had no idea you could say pu**y on TV.
Diem's sick
We know how this ends. And it doesn't get any easier to cope with. We love you Diem.
Rerun Eliminations
They reveal the elimination called 'Banded Together' and it's pretty much the same one from the original Exes. The only difference is the bar and it looks like the band was much tighter on the original Exes. Johnny & Averey win, and we can pretty much go on with the Challenge like Thomas & Hailey never existed. I'd be fine with never seeing them again, and I don't know about you guys.
Nany & Averey's Awkward Conversation is trumped by Zach & Jenna's Awkwarder Conversation
Imagine if Johanna and Kelly Anne had this conversation on The Ruins (they probably did and I don't remember). This is exactly how I would've imagined it would've happened. Nany approaches Averey to talk about the awkwardness between them, but it doesn't get any less awkward. I don't blame Nany for trying to resolve it so she isn't the most evil person in the house, but Averey doesn't want to resolve anything...or even discuss anything. I don't blame her either.
Zach & Jenna totally trump that awkward conversation when Jenna quizzes Zach on the President of Wyoming....before realizing that states don't have presidents. And that brainless comment, she's hit the model stereotype trifecta for the night ladies & gents.
Tune in next week for Jay & Jonna's next attempt at fighting for TV time.
And THIS is what The Challenge would look like if MTV cut their budget
If you tuned in online after the show (at midnight), you saw the first ever Battle of the Ex-iled between the teams of Dustin & Jessica against Thomas & Hailey, and it's the most hilarious thing ever. Usually The Challenge are these large, death-defying spectacles -- but with the Ex-iled they basically drew a trench in the sand and told them to sweat for 60 minutes. No wonder this stuff doesn't make TV.
"How we're gonna sweat as much as possible is to stay still in one spot", says Thomas. And I immediately want him to leave. Immediately. Sweat on your plane ride out.
Thankfully, Dustin & Jessica win. And get to stay in the house with TV, computers, wi-fi, food, and probably the MTV production staff. Only nine more teams to go in the lap of luxury.
Whats with the long *** list?? LOL. And eyah you can say ***** and dick on tv you know **** ***** can be bleeped sometimes as well. Also, just cause you added an ed doesn't make casted a ******* word.
Back for Exes 2, Episode 2. Remember that episode of Family Guy with the little 'Shoving Buddies' advert on the bottom? That's literally what ever Exes opening sequence is.
Hilarious, ironic fate. Sarah's still cursed guys.
Johnny is Kenny, Nany is Johanna, Averey is Wes....and Zach and Jenna are idiots.
The episode starts off in the only club in the country they're allowed to travel to, and it's clear that they're trying to really push this whole 'Averey and Johnny Are Exes But Johnny Banged Nany On A Couch Last Season' thing. Averey and Johnny are pretty much the only two exes with real, actual tension between them that hasn't been solely pushed by the term 'Exes' on this show. On the other side of the club, Zach and "model" Jenna are auditioning for the eventual Exes 3 with their budding relationship. God, please be a puzzle.
Anyway, I find it hilarious that Jonna and Jay are plotting from all the way on the other opposite end of this club (never ending opposite ends in this club). It's like they couldn't find a way to get any real screen time early in the show and this is the best they could come up with, being the hating exes.
Side Note: Cara Maria's Tweets
Let's get this out of the way first: I love Cara Maria. Her story from the first Fresh Meat in having no confidence and slowly building it over the last 7-8 seasons on TV is great development. With that said, I've compiled a Twitter List with everyone who's ever been casted on a Challenge that I care about (because it's easier/less annoying than actually following them), and seeing the weekly tweets for the past couple months of her slight disdain about not being on the show is annoying.
A couple seasons ago during Battle of the Seasons, people gave Bananas a bunch of **** because he was incredibly vocal about not being casted for the show. He was called bitter, old, everything under the sun -- and it feels the exact same way with Cara Maria. Every tweet has a slight toward the casting "I guess I need to hook up with more people" or "thanks for representing in my absence". Just enjoy the show. I guess I'm annoyed by it. I see why Bananas dislikes her.
Meanwhile...
Cara Maria's Elimination Losses: 3
Devyn's Elimination Losses: 0
The 'I Hope My Parents Don't Find Out What I Do For A Living' Challenge
TJ says this challenge is called 'Rounding The Bases', and it's a pretty clever Challenge if you ask me. There's four stages to this Challenge and each one represents the escalating bases metaphore in every relationship. Props to The Challenge producers for finding something on the ground and not including water. The dynamic between CT and Diem continues to be perfect tumblr gif material (aka relationship goals!), on the other side of the spectrum Johnny & Averey are completely awkward. COMPLETELY. The mid-way point between it all is probably Jemmye & Knight.
Quick Notes:
Johnny & Averey losing is perfect. We've never seen either of them in the elimination and that's probably the most intriguing thing ever to see if Free Agents Johnny can actually hang.
Jordan gives the second base of this Challenge two thumbs up. Poor guy.
Third base of this Challenge adds the throwing up and dislike of certain foods to Jenna's profile. She's a real model, huh?
I'm down with Bananas & Nany winning the second Challenge, but I was hoping the rookies would be giving the veterans a bit more a Challenge.
The Difference between Boys & Girls on these Challenges (maybe in life?)
So, Bananas and Nany win this Challenge and of course they decide to have conversations with people who they're contemplating putting in. And here we see the stark difference between guys and girls in this game.
Bananas and Wes spend the first part of the conversation jaw-jacking, and they look like the two biggest ***** in the universe. Seriously. They're not even taking anything seriously. "You know how hard it is for me not to f**k with you?" "I know, it was hard for me not f**k with you!" Oh, just get a room already.
Nany and Theresa, it's more personal and Nany's Dominican side is on full display. Nany doesn't take kindly to Theresa sh***ing on her to improve Averey's morale, and Theresa acts like she doesn't care, but really she does. Theresa's obviously not being true to herself, not in this Challenge -- not in any Challenge. She's clearly looking Nany in the eye and saying she doesn't care, but she does (and she even sheds a few tears). From my perspective, Theresa doesn't want to be the evil girl on this Challenge but she continues to make shifty moves that don't improve her perception. At the same time, she doesn't want to look weak nor vulnerable, so she refuses to admit defeat. Nany's genuinely hurt about their relationship and Theresa doesn't want to admit that maybe she is wrong. Or maybe she still harbors feelings from the last Challenge where she believes she doesn't want to become ANYONE's friend. Either way, it's going to look so bad when her world comes crashing down on everyone.
Nany explodes into tears and Bananas & Wes are like, "Girls..."
You can say pu**y on TV?
Thomas & Hailey goes in, and no one cares. I didn't watch Ex-Plosion, don't care to see this, and these two don't make me even want to see it. They're like, devoid of real charisma. Thomas' shining moment of The Challenge is calling Bananas a pu**y. I had no idea you could say pu**y on TV.
Diem's sick
We know how this ends. And it doesn't get any easier to cope with. We love you Diem.
Rerun Eliminations
They reveal the elimination called 'Banded Together' and it's pretty much the same one from the original Exes. The only difference is the bar and it looks like the band was much tighter on the original Exes. Johnny & Averey win, and we can pretty much go on with the Challenge like Thomas & Hailey never existed. I'd be fine with never seeing them again, and I don't know about you guys.
Nany & Averey's Awkward Conversation is trumped by Zach & Jenna's Awkwarder Conversation
Imagine if Johanna and Kelly Anne had this conversation on The Ruins (they probably did and I don't remember). This is exactly how I would've imagined it would've happened. Nany approaches Averey to talk about the awkwardness between them, but it doesn't get any less awkward. I don't blame Nany for trying to resolve it so she isn't the most evil person in the house, but Averey doesn't want to resolve anything...or even discuss anything. I don't blame her either.
Zach & Jenna totally trump that awkward conversation when Jenna quizzes Zach on the President of Wyoming....before realizing that states don't have presidents. And that brainless comment, she's hit the model stereotype trifecta for the night ladies & gents.
Tune in next week for Jay & Jonna's next attempt at fighting for TV time.
And THIS is what The Challenge would look like if MTV cut their budget
If you tuned in online after the show (at midnight), you saw the first ever Battle of the Ex-iled between the teams of Dustin & Jessica against Thomas & Hailey, and it's the most hilarious thing ever. Usually The Challenge are these large, death-defying spectacles -- but with the Ex-iled they basically drew a trench in the sand and told them to sweat for 60 minutes. No wonder this stuff doesn't make TV.
"How we're gonna sweat as much as possible is to stay still in one spot", says Thomas. And I immediately want him to leave. Immediately. Sweat on your plane ride out.
Thankfully, Dustin & Jessica win. And get to stay in the house with TV, computers, wi-fi, food, and probably the MTV production staff. Only nine more teams to go in the lap of luxury.
Whats with the long *** list?? LOL. And eyah you can say ***** and dick on tv you know **** ***** can be bleeped sometimes as well. Also, just cause you added an ed doesn't make casted a ******* word.
i wonder how the different terrain this time affected the elimination round. they had knee pads this time but the sand was almost like a coarse gravel with a lot less yield and inability to really dig yourself through. averey apparently had bloody knees this time, even with the pads. the terrain in the first banded together looked more like a wet soft dirt where you could actually plant yourself and kind of getting a footing.
Lol Theresa is so immature that it makes her funny af. I love that chick and I really want a Laurel/Theresa pair for Rivals 3 so Nany needs to sit down and swallow another **** from a random guy so her list of being a ***** can grow even longer.
Lol Theresa is so immature that it makes her funny af. I love that chick and I really want a Laurel/Theresa pair for Rivals 3 so Nany needs to sit down and swallow another **** from a random guy so her list of being a ***** can grow even longer.
Dude don't be so jealous of Nany getting more **** than you haha. Dude I am jk but you definitely set yourself up for that burn with all the Nany hate.
Lol Theresa is so immature that it makes her funny af. I love that chick and I really want a Laurel/Theresa pair for Rivals 3 so Nany needs to sit down and swallow another **** from a random guy so her list of being a ***** can grow even longer.
Laurel/Theresa? **** no. Nany/Theresa for Rivals 3 Please!
That is the only time I would tolerate Evelyn coming back if Coral is her partner...Coral should have another win & that would be her best bet (and probably the only other person they could get for her other than Beth).
That is the only time I would tolerate Evelyn coming back if Coral is her partner...Coral should have another win & that would be her best bet (and probably the only other person they could get for her other than Beth).
That is the only time I would tolerate Evelyn coming back if Coral is her partner...Coral should have another win & that would be her best bet (and probably the only other person they could get for her other than Beth).
That is the only time I would tolerate Evelyn coming back if Coral is her partner...Coral should have another win & that would be her best bet (and probably the only other person they could get for her other than Beth).
That is the only time I would tolerate Evelyn coming back if Coral is her partner...Coral should have another win & that would be her best bet (and probably the only other person they could get for her other than Beth).
Beth & Coral would be life.
Yes it would. That Pairing is probably more fesable than Evelyn/Coral.
Nevermind Beth, although I would love to see her back they won't really have a chance unless all the eliminations are purely physical. Since Evelyn is most likely done for good, Coral's best bet is Nia. It would sacrifice her being paired with Averey but **** it lol Coral has superiority.
Ehhhh, that's more of an opinion, and I respect it, to each their own. But to me it was extremely hard to watch Devyn's non-funny overly rehersed confessionals and horrible waste of time peformance. I rather watch sexy COMPETITIVE Cara Maria on camera over try hard "comedian" Devyn any day.
I prefer competitors to comedians too. And Devyn was rehearsed on Free Agents...I just find Cara Maria grating haha.
Agreed, I would rather have Cara on a challenge over Devyn any day of the year
Woohooo GO CARA MARIA!!!! lol im pretty sure she reads these threads a LOT. i tjink the person with the best confessionals is Zach. i don't care if he is a jerk. He knows how to make people laugh.
I would rather have none of them for a couple of challenges, Cara seems like she feels so entitled to be on the challenges. She even thought the idea of AYTO being on the challenge was lame. When she is fresh meat, i don't mind fresh meat but know your place. Plus she has been on like 48 challenges in a row now, just because she recently got better does not mean she deserves to do every **** challenge.
I honestly hope Cara never returns. Her schtick is old and tired and she isn't evnen likable in the least and LOL @ her having issues with AYTO being on the show when she is in the exact same boat as them. And her whining on Twitter is pathetic. Get a **** grip..Better yet get a **** Job. Loser.
Meelz, keeping it 100 forever. Haha, but no truer words than yours. I like Cara, but she makes easy to start finding her annoying.
I <3 Cara Maria. I wish she was on every challenge!
Whats with the long *** list?? LOL. And eyah you can say ***** and dick on tv you know **** ***** can be bleeped sometimes as well. Also, just cause you added an ed doesn't make casted a ******* word.
Whats with the long *** list?? LOL. And eyah you can say ***** and dick on tv you know **** ***** can be bleeped sometimes as well. Also, just cause you added an ed doesn't make casted a ******* word.
those double posts tho
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Ready for some more lulzyTheresa drama. Lol she's such a mess.
Ew Theresa
But I'm rooting for Wes... ugh
Theresa was hilarious, she went straight in and told nany, you have no self respect lol. Like that was the first thing she said too her lol
i wonder how the different terrain this time affected the elimination round. they had knee pads this time but the sand was almost like a coarse gravel with a lot less yield and inability to really dig yourself through. averey apparently had bloody knees this time, even with the pads. the terrain in the first banded together looked more like a wet soft dirt where you could actually plant yourself and kind of getting a footing.
Lol Theresa is so immature that it makes her funny af. I love that chick and I really want a Laurel/Theresa pair for Rivals 3 so Nany needs to sit down and swallow another **** from a random guy so her list of being a ***** can grow even longer.
Dude don't be so jealous of Nany getting more **** than you haha. Dude I am jk but you definitely set yourself up for that burn with all the Nany hate.
Laurel/Theresa? **** no. Nany/Theresa for Rivals 3 Please!
A Rivals 3 would likely include
Jonna/Jenna--poor Jonna
Theresa with either Laurel or Nany
Nany with Theresa or Averey
Nia with Averey or Jasmine
I'd love to see Evelyn/Coral or Susie
Emily/Cara Maria as they'll try to get Cara a win--though Cara could also be paired with Theresa
I'm sure there can be an Explosion/Skeltons pair or two
Honestly I don't want to see a Rivals 3 any time soon though. I hate missions that don't matter for half of the teams
Preferably the latter pairing. Though I'd honestly prefer Cara Maria & Jenn.
That is the only time I would tolerate Evelyn coming back if Coral is her partner...Coral should have another win & that would be her best bet (and probably the only other person they could get for her other than Beth).
Beth & Coral would be life.
Coral/Evelyn would be TV gold
Yes it would. That Pairing is probably more fesable than Evelyn/Coral.
Let's be honest--Coral paired with anyone would be amazing
I think Coral returning as a whole would be the most amazing aspect. Individual, team, pair, whatever it may be just bring it on already.
Nevermind Beth, although I would love to see her back they won't really have a chance unless all the eliminations are purely physical. Since Evelyn is most likely done for good, Coral's best bet is Nia. It would sacrifice her being paired with Averey but **** it lol Coral has superiority.
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