[QUOTE=kvm1977;427598][b]1. She was right for not going in with CJ[/b]
2. Mediocre is fine
3. Many have called her a w**** but love Nany--hypocrites. I meant the royal "you"[/QUOTE]
I'm starting to doubt the fact that you're a "lawyer" with this statement. If she would have went in then Cancun would have sent Sam and Zach home and increased their chances of winning by like a hundred. Jonna is an idiot.
[QUOTE=nmanderson;427557]Absolutely agree. She thinks she played a great political game. She cost Johnny R a real shot at the money and I can't believe Bananas had to carry her. And her response is I finished? Worthless, absolutely worthless. She should have stayed w/Big Easy. THAT is a match made in heaven.[/QUOTE]
People are dumping on her 24/7 and giving her no credit, some going as far as to even say she is solely responsible for flipping the Kayak over. She is overcompensating for all the negativity that's being heaped on her.
[QUOTE=riggins;427609]I don't think Laurel is stupid per say...but she does seem to think she's smarter than she actually is lol.[/QUOTE]
Laurel is better in every way than any of these female challengers. A boot has no quarrel with ants for a reason. Laurel can say whatever she wants.
[QUOTE=JayTee;427622]I'm starting to doubt the fact that you're a "lawyer" with this statement. If she would have went in then Cancun would have sent Sam and Zach home and increased their chances of winning by like a hundred. Jonna is an idiot.[/QUOTE]
She had no chance in **** to beat Sam. None
Nor should she have thought CJ beats Zach
The mistake was CJ's not Jonna's
[QUOTE=RatedRudy;427623]I still can't believe how bad Zach **** the bed, and to think I was actually hoping for him to beat Bananas :/[/QUOTE]
Not a lot you can do when your body fails you. Lebron James couldn't finish out 5 minutes of playoff basketball because of a cramp. Zach had to climb up a mountain, a volcano, and ride a bike 25 miles.
Ugh, I feel like these reunions never reach their potential for drama. I wanted to hear more from CT, I would have liked to hear what the other cast members thought of the final.
And Zach seriously proving once again that he's an overgrown child. He makes for some good commentary, but I really wonder how any woman could date the guy.
I would have liked to have seen Aneesa for the reunion too. I might not care for her as a challenge cast member, but she always brings some drama or at least has something to say.
[QUOTE=Calinks;427624]People are dumping on her 24/7 and giving her no credit, some going as far as to even say she is solely responsible for flipping the Kayak over. She is overcompensating for all the negativity that's being heaped on her.[/QUOTE]
The thing is she's still walking around like she's hot **** at the reunion about being a political mastermind, when in reality she was safe because of A. The rules of the game and B. No one was gonna vote her in because she sucked
[QUOTE=kvm1977;427628]She had no chance in **** to beat Sam. None
Nor should she have thought CJ beats Zach
The mistake was CJ's not Jonna's[/QUOTE]
Jonna is taller and has longer limbs than Sam. She also has some fight in her, way more fight than Jazmins midget ***.
This was the perfect opportunity to get rid of Zach and crush San Diego's spirit and they failed because of Jonna not stepping up.
[QUOTE=JayTee;427639]Jonna is taller and has longer limbs than Sam. She also has some fight in her, way more fight than Jazmins midget ***.
This was the perfect opportunity to get rid of Zach and crush San Diego's spirit and they failed because of Jonna not stepping up.[/QUOTE]
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.
[QUOTE=kvm1977;427643]This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.[/QUOTE]
The lawyer got #LAWYERED?
Come on now I know you have some kind of statement to retaliate with, or are you finally realizing that Jonna was the reason Cancun didn't make it to the final?
If I were Theresa, I'd be terrified of Laurel too. I think Laurel is actually capable of staring into the depths of your soul and just sucking it out of you completely.
[QUOTE=JayTee;427649]The lawyer got #LAWYERED?
Come on now I know you have some kind of statement to retaliate with, or are you finally realizing that Jonna was the reason Cancun didn't make it to the final?[/QUOTE]
She's not. Only an idiot would throw themselves into a physical elimination against a bigger girl knowing Zach was going against CJ. She's not stupid. CJ made the mistake. Get rid of Derek & Jasmine and they'd have easily won the final. You're just...well I'll be kind and stop
I was spoiled but ****it I was hoping so badly that Nany and Johnny would pull off the win. I had no idea how much I was rooting for them until it happened.
Also, good for Devyn. I always liked her but admittedly got kind of fed up with her on this challenge because I was really pulling for Theresa in that final and I kind of felt like Devyn was kind of a waste of a spot. However, I was really happy for her. I respected that she just wanted to finish and wasn't kidding herself by trying to win it all. I also think she felt bad that there were pair portions. You could tell from the beginning she was hoping to go at her own pace. With that said, after seeing Nany in the final, I'm more convinced then ever that Theresa would have crushed it. Shame.
[QUOTE=Calinks;427624]People are dumping on her 24/7 and giving her no credit, some going as far as to even say she is solely responsible for flipping the Kayak over. She is overcompensating for all the negativity that's being heaped on her.[/QUOTE]Hate to say it but she deserves the negativity. She should take her $15k and give Johnny, Bananas and Zack each $5k more for how they had to carry her through it. I was very sorry to see pairs during this final. Not a true measure of the competitors' abilities.
[QUOTE=JayTee;427626]Laurel is better in every way than any of these female challengers. A boot has no quarrel with ants for a reason. Laurel can say whatever she wants.[/QUOTE]
Lawl. You're funny.
[QUOTE=nmanderson;427677]Hate to say it but she deserves the negativity. She should take her $15k and give Johnny, Bananas and Zack each $5k more for how they had to carry her through it. I was very sorry to see pairs during this final. Not a true measure of the competitors' abilities.[/QUOTE]
Agreed. This season started out very promising but the name ended up not living up to my expectations. This season should not have been called "free Agents" when the majority of the challenges, including most of the final, involved competing in teams and pairs.
I can give Devyn credit for finishing the final. She tries her best which is more than can be said for some of the other weak competitors, but it's getting very irritating that she keeps giving herself pats on the back for being a "political mastermind." It's easy to form alliances when it's in the competitions' best interests for to be in the final because you're one less athlete to worry about.
[QUOTE=Heelin';427692]Anyone else think it was kind of awkward the way Laurel and Jordan confirmed their relationship?[/QUOTE]
Yeah I thought it was. Laurel seems uncomfortable about talking about her personal life/feelings on tv so I get it, not sure what Jordan's excuse was.
[QUOTE=RealCynic;427496]I don't even like Laurel in the slightest, but I enjoyed her punking Theresa. Girl is such a coward.
At least Laurel is consistent.[/QUOTE]
Theresa was a tough girl until this season aired, and now she's turned into Joyce Meyer. She was actually putting on a act that she couldn't keep up.
The Final Episode
STAGE 1: THE KAYAK RACE
The cliffhanger was unexciting, and this was pretty predictable. They have also done this exact thing 684924792 times. Of course Bananas and Laurel were going to take this one home. Come on...
STAGE 2: THE "PUZZLE" RUN
This was obviously my favorite stage of the finale. I really like puzzles and an equal playing field. Johnny Reilly could really run-Bravo. I realize that the only reason I found the puzzle easy is because I am well educated and hispanic- but it still kind of surprised me that they couldn't use context clues at all, because you can kind of guess whether a city is Mexican or Chilean based on its name. Does anyone know if Nany actually speaks spanish???
STAGE 3: THE SCARY *** CLIFF HIKE
AWWW- This is where my Zack theory came to play---Him and Devyn sucking at the kayak was a combined team sucking effort and not just the usual Devyn sucking effort. I was honestly scared he was going to mess things up for Queen Laurel, and I would have allowed her to start eating his arm if he had. Again- point to Johnny Reilly for being the most graceful/likable guy when partnered with Devyn---I smell a new challenge star. And also I thought the first 3 founds made it really fair- The girls would've gotten those places no matter what but it really didn't give any guy an unfair disadvantage.
STAGE 4- THE REALLY ******TY/BORING ONE
This was the tandem bike one? Yeah it looked terrible and boring l. There's nothing worse than physical exertion without any tangible purpose. Zack was real real bad on this one wasn't he. The Nany hissyfit was hilarious---it's like she knew it had been a while since she showed emotional vulnerability/hints she is a possible narcissistic psychopath so she was like "Watch out producers I'm gonna flip **** about this tandem bike I don't care how pathetic I look, did everyone seriously forget that onetime Frank called out my sisters heoin addiction!!!" And then Devyn was pitiful, She reminded me of that scene in Arrested Development, where George Sr. tells Buster that he was "just a **** out there" Devyn, you were just a very sassy and busty **** out there (but still a ****).
STAGE 5- DID IT MATTER AT THIS POINT?
Johnny Reilly beat Bananas; Awesome. The magic of this show: I went from indifference/vague liking of Johnny Reilly to absolutely loving him, And I am happy Bananas won. He was literally so much better than everyone else this season.
Laurel and Nany cut it way closer than we thought. I know this prompted: What if Theresa and Cara were in the final? questions, to which I say "WHATEVER." Nany did pretty good this season, and after nearly 30 hours of watching her- I can say she is at least above average athletically. Still an absolute nightmare of a human being but a solid/hot reality TV star.
Zach and Devyn seemed to consistently suck. Zach lacks perseverance big time, he literally freaks out every time he isn't in 1st place. And Devyn--I still enjoy her but she is a every other season type of player for me officially. I still think the fact that she made it to the final a second time deserves her merit.
THE REUNION
- Laurel and Jordan still together is the most hilarious thing. But they are the kind of terrible people who have to date someone who lives 2000 miles away instead of in their own city (which speaks to Laurel's character as NYC is a city of 8 million?)
- Nany and Cohutta still bums me out. You got the feeling that Cohutta could have had any girl--even Laurel and instead he is in a weird type of nearly not but still very much friend zone relationship w/ Nany. His tumble was great though (the case for live TV right there)
- I even feel bad for Johnny Reilly, when Nany was saying "Never in 1 million years would I have slept with him sober." She really has no clue on how to be endearing in anyway. The face does all the work for her.
-Laurel is #1 for a reason. And Theresa is #4 for a reason. But hey at least she is looking good right?
-Laurel/Cara Maria have an abusive husband and annoying wife relationship. Laurel isn't justified, but Cara isn't sympathetic I don't want them to remain friends.
- Is CT a ghost? What happened to him this season?
- Jessica just gets a LOL from me. a lol for desperation.
[QUOTE=Rockstar;427724]The Final Episode
Thank you for this synopsis! I really enjoyed it and liked your spot on assessment of Nany and Johnny R. I thought perhaps CT was a cardboard cutout at first on the reunion show as he didn't get much airtime. But he didn't get much airtime on the the show this season. I think CT was somewhere else during the Challenge and maybe regretting that he did the show. I was a Devyn fan before this Challenge but have gone over to the other side as a result of it. That woman has a serious problem w/reality ~ a master strategist/politician??? I think not. Poor Zach ~ his future is limited to Fabio impersonations.
STAGE 1: THE KAYAK RACE
The cliffhanger was unexciting, and this was pretty predictable. They have also done this exact thing 684924792 times. Of course Bananas and Laurel were going to take this one home. Come on...
STAGE 2: THE "PUZZLE" RUN
This was obviously my favorite stage of the finale. I really like puzzles and an equal playing field. Johnny Reilly could really run-Bravo. I realize that the only reason I found the puzzle easy is because I am well educated and hispanic- but it still kind of surprised me that they couldn't use context clues at all, because you can kind of guess whether a city is Mexican or Chilean based on its name. Does anyone know if Nany actually speaks spanish???
STAGE 3: THE SCARY *** CLIFF HIKE
AWWW- This is where my Zack theory came to play---Him and Devyn sucking at the kayak was a combined team sucking effort and not just the usual Devyn sucking effort. I was honestly scared he was going to mess things up for Queen Laurel, and I would have allowed her to start eating his arm if he had. Again- point to Johnny Reilly for being the most graceful/likable guy when partnered with Devyn---I smell a new challenge star. And also I thought the first 3 founds made it really fair- The girls would've gotten those places no matter what but it really didn't give any guy an unfair disadvantage.
STAGE 4- THE REALLY ******TY/BORING ONE
This was the tandem bike one? Yeah it looked terrible and boring l. There's nothing worse than physical exertion without any tangible purpose. Zack was real real bad on this one wasn't he. The Nany hissyfit was hilarious---it's like she knew it had been a while since she showed emotional vulnerability/hints she is a possible narcissistic psychopath so she was like "Watch out producers I'm gonna flip **** about this tandem bike I don't care how pathetic I look, did everyone seriously forget that onetime Frank called out my sisters heoin addiction!!!" And then Devyn was pitiful, She reminded me of that scene in Arrested Development, where George Sr. tells Buster that he was "just a **** out there" Devyn, you were just a very sassy and busty **** out there (but still a ****).
STAGE 5- DID IT MATTER AT THIS POINT?
Johnny Reilly beat Bananas; Awesome. The magic of this show: I went from indifference/vague liking of Johnny Reilly to absolutely loving him, And I am happy Bananas won. He was literally so much better than everyone else this season.
Laurel and Nany cut it way closer than we thought. I know this prompted: What if Theresa and Cara were in the final? questions, to which I say "WHATEVER." Nany did pretty good this season, and after nearly 30 hours of watching her- I can say she is at least above average athletically. Still an absolute nightmare of a human being but a solid/hot reality TV star.
Zach and Devyn seemed to consistently suck. Zach lacks perseverance big time, he literally freaks out every time he isn't in 1st place. And Devyn--I still enjoy her but she is a every other season type of player for me officially. I still think the fact that she made it to the final a second time deserves her merit.
THE REUNION
- Laurel and Jordan still together is the most hilarious thing. But they are the kind of terrible people who have to date someone who lives 2000 miles away instead of in their own city (which speaks to Laurel's character as NYC is a city of 8 million?)
- Nany and Cohutta still bums me out. You got the feeling that Cohutta could have had any girl--even Laurel and instead he is in a weird type of nearly not but still very much friend zone relationship w/ Nany. His tumble was great though (the case for live TV right there)
- I even feel bad for Johnny Reilly, when Nany was saying "Never in 1 million years would I have slept with him sober." She really has no clue on how to be endearing in anyway. The face does all the work for her.
-Laurel is #1 for a reason. And Theresa is #4 for a reason. But hey at least she is looking good right?
-Laurel/Cara Maria have an abusive husband and annoying wife relationship. Laurel isn't justified, but Cara isn't sympathetic I don't want them to remain friends.
- Is CT a ghost? What happened to him this season?
- Jessica just gets a LOL from me. a lol for desperation.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JodyBreeze;427715]Theresa was a tough girl until this season aired, and now she's turned into Joyce Meyer. She was actually putting on a act that she couldn't keep up.[/QUOTE]
What exactly is their problem with each other? This whole season they've been enemies but the 3 other shows they were on together, they were friends. I feel like I've missed something that obviously happened off the show and I'm super curious.
[QUOTE=RubenJay05;427727]What exactly is their problem with each other? This whole season they've been enemies but the 3 other shows they were on together, they were friends. I feel like I've missed something that obviously happened off the show and I'm super curious.[/QUOTE]
There might be something more that we're not seeing, but based on the editing it seems like Theresa takes an issue with Laurel's arrogance and confidence as a athlete like everyone else does. Although Theresa seems extra bitter about it so I'm not sure why she has more of a problem with Laurel than the other girls do. Maybe it has something to do with Kenny. I believe Laurel and Kenny are friends in real life and I remember Theresa was into Kenny on Freshmeat 2 but he rejected her. Maybe Theresa is jealous that Kenny prefers Laurel over her.
[QUOTE=SourWolf;427728]There might be something more that we're not seeing, but based on the editing it seems like Theresa takes an issue with Laurel's arrogance and confidence as a athlete like everyone else does. Although Theresa seems extra bitter about it so I'm not sure why she has more of a problem with Laurel than the other girls do. Maybe it has something to do with Kenny. I believe Laurel and Kenny are friends in real life and I remember Theresa was into Kenny on Freshmeat 2 but he rejected her. Maybe Theresa is jealous that Kenny prefers Laurel over her.[/QUOTE]
to be fair, I don't think Theresa gets along with most of the girl cast now?
[QUOTE=nmanderson;427677]Hate to say it but she deserves the negativity. She should take her $15k and give Johnny, Bananas and Zack each $5k more for how they had to carry her through it. I was very sorry to see pairs during this final. Not a true measure of the competitors' abilities.[/QUOTE]
The question is, long how would it take Devyn to finish had she not had partners?
[QUOTE=RubenJay05;427727]What exactly is their problem with each other? This whole season they've been enemies but the 3 other shows they were on together, they were friends. I feel like I've missed something that obviously happened off the show and I'm super curious.[/QUOTE]
Theresa explained this in an interview recently that they were cool until Rivals 2. After Theresa came back from Rivals 2 she told Laurel about Leroy and asked her for advice. Laurel was there for her and then during an episode of Rivals 2 Laurel was tweeting badly about Leroy hooking up with Theresa so Theresa tweeted low blows at Laurel about how she sent naked pictures to Kenny while he had a girlfriend. Theresa tried to apologize before they went to filmed Free Agents but Laurel didn't accept her apology.
There are some of the tweets but Theresa deleted hers.
Laurel Stucky @laurelstucky Aug 7
Blame me all you want - you accept no responsibility, you won't grow RT @TheresaMTV You are a pathetic excuse for a friend. @laurelstucky
@TheresaMTV @KennySantucci your actions only reflect you not me.
@TheresaMTV @KennySantucci you are just nasty. And it's not attractive.
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