Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

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" if you were 30% less pretty I'd be done with your ****" Cohutta after Nany admitted to cheating
Coral and Mike were asked by mtv.com to do some sort of Battle of the Sexes cast evaluation (yeah, I know, SUPER throwback). I know this wasn't on the show, but Coral cracks me up even through text! RR11: Eric [Jones] Coral: I don't know him... Mike: Oh, that boy will definitely be hooking up!! Coral: That big, corn-fed white boy? Mike: He's kinda like me. He'll be saying dumb stuff that will get him into trouble. He'll be hooking up a lot. Coral: Who will he be hooking up with? Mike: He hooked up with two girls during Campus Crawl. Coral: Wasn't one of them Tris****e? Mike: Yeah. Coral: Well, that doesn't count! Even Jesus hooked up with Tris****e.
Darrell on Inferno 2 after the Crab Grab mission, talking about Landon: "We still won the mission, we didn't lose, so I don't know why somebody's crying, naw mean? You should stop crying. Simple as that, I ain't gon' say **** to him though, I'm just gonna let him cry, cuz I ain't gon' cry about it, it's done with, over with, get over it. You can't look back and regret you gotta move forward and try to progress."
Not sure why but when Evan goes "Do you want him to die?" and CT replies with "Yeah!", it really gets me.
[QUOTE=GoldenWarrior;416932]Not sure why but when Evan goes "Do you want him to die?" and CT replies with "Yeah!", it really gets me.[/QUOTE] I'm guessing that's from The Duel 2.
SO Happy I found this One of the funniest quotes I remember from back in the day was during the Real World Award show when Montana was being interviewed and discussing life after the Real World... “Everyone’s done so well. They’re doctors and they’re lawyers and they’re parents and…” - Montana “I’m not...” - Tonya “But you will be… “ - Montana heres a clip of it too! [url=http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/220881/montana.jhtml]Montana | Video | MTV[/url]
When Nick meets the original cast on RR X-Treme and tells them he's gay... Patrick: I don't have any problems with gay people, so don't worry. Nick: Alright. I don't have any problems with straight people either.
RR X-Treme (at this point, Jillian just moved onto the RV and had *** the first night with Patrick and Angela has spent all of her time complaining about her) Jillian: At this point, I just want to win the missions and if there's a hot guy, then... Angela: Right... If there's a hot guy, [I]I'll[/I] take him.
"When I could cuddle with my girlfriend, I like to be the little spoon." - Zach
Free Agents, Nany puts makeup on Cohutta's face... Cohutta: "Well, looks like I'm gonna have to move to a blue state now"
[QUOTE=Youssarian;418192]Free Agents, Nany puts makeup on Cohutta's face... Cohutta: "Well, looks like I'm gonna have to move to a blue state now"[/QUOTE] "What's a blue state?" - Nany
RR X-Treme vs. RR South Pacific faceoff, after an egg drinking competition, Dave vomits Dave: "Just another step in the decline of a has-been Road Ruler." And they try to play up this "rivalry" between Jillian and Mary-Beth... but Mary-Beth evidently doesn't know Jillian's name, because in all of her interviews, it's "Julian"
Zach on last nights episode "Cara is the last to realize Laurel isn't all sugar and rainbows,and she kills puppies in her spare time"
Challenge 2000 Piggy: "I need money. I'm so poor. I'm not prepared to lose. I've been to the gym [I]twice[/I] in the past couple months!" David (on top the Stratosphere): You've got to readjust these straps... I have big balls. Piggy (in an interview): David is hot. I've heard he has big... um. *holds hands about a foot apart* Heather B (at Teck when he's late for the mission): I'VE GOT MY BOOT IN MY HAND TO KICK YA ***! Mike: Just look at the names of the people on their bus... Los, Yes, [i]Piggy[/i]...
[QUOTE=Youssarian;419826]Challenge 2000 Piggy: "I need money. I'm so poor. I'm not prepared to lose. I've been to the gym [I]twice[/I] in the past couple months!" David (on top the Stratosphere): You've got to readjust these straps... I have big balls. Piggy (in an interview): David is hot. I've heard he has big... um. *holds hands about a foot apart* Heather B (at Teck when he's late for the mission): I'VE GOT MY BOOT IN MY HAND TO KICK YA ***! Mike: Just look at the names of the people on their bus... Los, Yes, [i]Piggy[/i]...[/QUOTE] Would love to re-watch this. I was probably in 5th grade when this came out... I watched the Extreme Challenge recently but it was kind of boring... this is the one I'm dying to see!
Challenge 2000 (after getting a clue that tells them to go to Tennessee) Veronica: Tennessee?! Where is Tennessee?!
[QUOTE=challenge13;419895]Would love to re-watch this. I was probably in 5th grade when this came out... I watched the Extreme Challenge recently but it was kind of boring... this is the one I'm dying to see![/QUOTE] Where did you watch Extreme Challenge?
Challenge 2000 They had to bob for pig's feet and Amaya put up a huge fuss because it was against her religion, but she ended up doing it anyway. Producer (in an interview): Alright, rumors are flying that you had an Egg McMuffin or some bacon and eggs or some kind of ham product for breakfast this morning. Amaya: I had sausage for breakfast! I didn't have ham! Producer: ...And what is sausage made out of? Amaya: ...Beef? Although sausage could [i]technically[/i] be made out of beef, this had me cracking up!
[QUOTE=Youssarian;419958]Challenge 2000 They had to bob for pig's feet and Amaya put up a huge fuss because it was against her religion, but she ended up doing it anyway. Producer (in an interview): Alright, rumors are flying that you had an Egg McMuffin or some bacon and eggs or some kind of ham product for breakfast this morning. Amaya: I had sausage for breakfast! I didn't have ham! Producer: ...And what is sausage made out of? Amaya: ...Beef? Although sausage could [i]technically[/i] be made out of beef, this had me cracking up![/QUOTE] ugh! where are you watching these?? LOL edit- i found them... PM if anyone wants them.
"I look across and I see one lying ****, some weird creepy goth chick, and casey, are you kidding me" -Kenny (The Ruins)
"I'm not saying girls can't build boats. I'm saying THESE girls can't build boats." Derek (The Island) Absolutely amazing haha
"Do I think his spirituality is a shame? Absolutely, it is about reliable as a daily horoscope" - Evan (Rivals) I think Evan is one of the funniest people ever on the challenge.
[B][U]RR Down Under:[/U][/B] *after Susie steals a pair of bowling shoes* Piggy/Christina: Gods going to punish you. Susie: GAWSHHHH......gang up a little more next time? Piggy you're a sl*t. [B][U]RW New Orleans:[/U][/B] *Jaime hurls a dead blowfish at Melissa* Melissa: You don't know how to play with girls!
Extreme Challenge, after James and Syrus get into an argument after a mission Kameelah: So...Emily said she 'doesn't want to relive' that day. Dan: She doesn't want to relive it? Wow... she's gonna need so much therapy! Oh, it's so traumatic! This is gonna be an entry in her dream journal now, because she's gonna have nightmares forever! She's gonna have to go write poems!
Extreme Challenge reunion Melissa (RW:NOLA, the host): Jamie, a viewer at home wants to know, boxers or briefs? Jamie: Well, uh... Um... I'm actually all over the spectrum, you know... I'm actually free-balling right now...
"I think Johnny's hella capable of beating Evan. He just needs to get that sh *t done so we can go home and make out...BAM" - Casey on Gauntlet 3. I really hope we see Casey on another challenge!
Free Agents Reunion Moseley: So are you asking her to be your girlfriend? Cohutta: ...if she would. Nany: Obviously. Of course. Cohutta: And if she hurts me I'm gonna shave her head. Bald.
[QUOTE=JL81790;427907]Free Agents Reunion Moseley: So are you asking her to be your girlfriend? Cohutta: ...if she would. Nany: Obviously. Of course. Cohutta: And if she hurts me I'm gonna shave her head. Bald.[/QUOTE] That actually was funny.
"I do what I please and am please to do what I do" fyi I am watching the awards bash. lol. The clips they chosen were awesome.
[QUOTE=Youssarian;424632]Extreme Challenge reunion Melissa (RW:NOLA, the host): Jamie, a viewer at home wants to know, boxers or briefs? Jamie: Well, uh... Um... I'm actually all over the spectrum, you know... I'm actually free-balling right now...[/QUOTE] I thought you never seen the older ones? How?

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