Ronnie: "That's why you don't call JWOWW fat, cause you're gonna get hit."
Snooki: "I look over and I see like, hair being pulled and all this ****, and I'm like oh my god how do I get in?"
Snooki: "Where the **** is the beach?" (walking on the boardwalk parallel to the beach)
Pauly D: "My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water, my hair's wind proof, water proof, soccer proof, motorcycle proof, I'm not sure if my hair's bullet proof, I'm not willing to try that."
So many good ones!
Snooki: I have no idea what this kid's name is, so I might as well just give him an ugly name.
Snooki: My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot, tan guy and live my life.
Snooki: I'm not a guido, I'm a guidette.
Sammi: If you're not a guido, then you can just get the **** out.
Sammi: The shorter the shorts the better cause all the hot guidos love them.
Jwoww: (to Angelina) you can stay and get ****** *** beat, you can stay and get ****** *** beat, or you can stay and get ****** *** beat!
Snooki: (before she's about to hit Angelina) ok, hold my earrings girl.
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