Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

Gauntlet 2 During the final challenge when they had to eat the 12 punds of rotti and the finish was really close. M.J- She still has food in her mouth G** D*****(just the way he said it was funny) Gauntlet 3 Evan- He's big, He's strong and the rookies team just got a whole lot better(about M.J. replacing Tyrie) M.j- Frank is making a scene right now. He can stick up for her, but bro i have been here for maybe 3 hours and i'm already tired of it. Kenny-I feel bad for Jill,for the simple fact this is the third time Jill going in but sucks to be her stop f****** Frank. Nehemiah- Two ladies wraslin around for a football in the sand, I mean in doesnt get any better than that.(about Janelle vs. Jillian) M.J- Frank says a whole lot of stuff and he's very loud. He's a freaking nerd.Nobody wants to here this stuff. Frank- Melinda got dehydrated and hit her head. I think it's a bunch of bs. It's just a spectacle that's all it is.

gauntlet 3 Evan- I'm afraid of heights, I'm unathletic, I'm dyslexic, I can't color inside the lines. Girls we know you suck. (one of my favorite quotes ever) Coral- Beth is so freaked out about heights with her big a**. Just jump! Brad- I'm getting rope burn like i couldn't even believe. Danny- i think the best part about it is getting to watch these girls fall face first into the water. Casey- As soon as I get on the log I pee myself. Evan- We actually get to throw our dead weight overboard. I'm just trying to figure out a way to tie some bricks to these girl's chest so when they hit the water they go right to the bottom and we never see them again. Kenny- Once again leave it up to all the guys to do the girls dirty work, thank you for being as useless as you are. Evan- M.J your the new guy, you look like bobo the clown with your hair, go to the gauntlet, go home! Frank- You can't really like have the warior's attitude for like a puzzle. more to come....

Gauntlet 2 M.J- I'm having to do it against my own team,I thought i was here to go against the veterans, these old dudes. Now i got alton and everybody else breathing down my throat. Jeremy- What do they do? Like a big group of girls, they stand there and play a game of rock, paper, scissor's. (about the veteran males) Danny- Wait a second b****. There's someting wrong with her. (about jo) more to come

You'd ain't get me here, me and myself and I got me here and my partner Kenny got me here so **** you ***** - Tina "Fresh Meat"

[quote=Lionsfan780;85155]gauntlet 3 Evan- I'm afraid of heights, I'm unathletic, I'm dyslexic, I can't color inside the lines. Girls we know you suck. [/quote] SO funny. Love him or hate him, he's becoming the male Coral with his quotes. Another goodie is Kenny speaking about Diem/Eric and weight and eating. ;) I loved GIII.

[quote=Dartagnan;85196]Evan is nowhere near Coral's quotes. Nobody can match her wits when it comes to this stuff.[/quote] Your right, no one will ever hold a candle to Coral but I think he's hilarious. Coral come back!

[quote=Dartagnan;85196]Evan is nowhere near Coral's quotes. Nobody can match her wits when it comes to this stuff.[/quote] Hmm. Well, she has to have some sort of apprentice, right? And fitting the role would be Evan since he was her partner and friend on Fresh Meat. Coral, indeed, is unmatched. I miss her! Anyone ever find a Casey quote funny...ever...at all? GIII she tried so hard and talked so much crap about Coral. Pfft.

[quote=LCbaby;85215]Hmm. Well, she has to have some sort of apprentice, right? And fitting the role would be Evan since he was her partner and friend on Fresh Meat. Coral, indeed, is unmatched. I miss her! Anyone ever find a Casey quote funny...ever...at all? GIII she tried so hard and talked so much crap about Coral. Pfft.[/quote] I also wonder if Casey was even able to form complete sentences or if production had to hold up cards behind the camera for her to read off of.

Battle of the Sexes 2 Coral (to Eric): "You're not God! You can't change me! You worry about your jump rope and yourself!" Theo (pre-show commentary): "It's like these kids have been eatin' crazy wafers." Veronica (during Melt With You challenge): "Our strategies are so stupid. Blow and suck! Blow and suck! Use your hands!" Angela (during Melt With You): "Tonya starts putting rocks in her mouth. That doesn't really surprise me. I don't think that girl cares what she puts in her mouth." Dan (during Melt With You): "The girls look like they're in a rap video with a big ice cube. It makes me wish that I was the phone." Rachel (after Ayanna's speech): "If Ayanna was an actress that would have been one of the great Academy Awards speeches I have ever seen... but unfortunately, that's really her." Top 25 Greatest Moments: Katie (on Ayanna's speech): "I slept in my uniform last night because I wanted to win today... Okay... Who the **** cares? That's ****ing dirty and weird!"

Top 25 Greatest Moments: Katie (talking about Jo): Okay, first of all, I didn't know she was part of the cast. I thought she was part of production. The first night, she was so nice to everyone: 'Everyboh-dee is sow gow-juss!'. And then, she flipped."

Duel 2 Mark- I'm Mark, i was from the first road rules. I think it might have played on radio or black and white t.v. I don't even remember it's been so long. Evan- I don't know how they did it, but every big guy that's ever been on the show is back looking bigger than ever. I'm over in New Zeland with 7 mutant guys having to screw them out of some money. C.T- Let's get something straight, if i wanted a** where am I going to go? C.T- He has a couple cocktails, gets drunk and then he's going to go an try and throw me under the bus and act like he is a tough guy and make me look like a punk so he looks cool. Adam- Oh yeah you'll break my f****** face off! Brad- What the f*** are you guys doing? (trying to break up the fight sitting on the top bunk of his bed) Derek- Get Adam out of here, he is going to f*** him up! Evan- He is a 240 pound wolverine and he's pissed. C.T- I could f*** the whole freshman line if i wanted to, why is she crying? C.T- you shouldn't even be crying, it's not like it's five years later. Evan- Us gentlemen decide to be gentlemen. M.J- freaking Evan and I are the last two standing and I know there going to team up on one of us. All i can do is try to be wirey. M.J- Don't listen to him. i'm better than Evan. Evan- Now I have to have a 20 minute conversation with this fool about who we're going to save first. (referring to Robin)

LOL. Ct is very funny.

Taken from Duel 2 Spelling BEE Challenge: Evan - "I am feeling great. And this is the one time that Landon doesn't get to climb anything, so I might actually have a chance." Evan - "It's the young grad versus the old dad. Mark has the advantage. He is 57 years old and has had a lot more time to learn words." Man I love Evan. And Landon.

[quote=lionsfan780;85155]gauntlet 3 evan- i'm afraid of heights, i'm unathletic, i'm dyslexic, i can't color inside the lines. Girls we know you suck. (one of my favorite quotes ever) evan- m.j your the new guy, you look like bobo the clown with your hair, go to the gauntlet, go home! [/quote] Hilarious!

Beth on D1: "Take that drama mafia!"

"We just did a reunion show with three girls, all of whom are questionable at best, starting with the bald black girl, and its like hey, you know you hooked up with all three of them. Whats he gonna go? Invite his girlfriend to come and watch."--Evan on the Duel Dish talking about Dunbar.

I got a kick out of Darrell's comment before the Juice it Up challenge on Inferno 2 "Dave says we gonna be walkin on stilts... what the hell is a stilts?"

Coral (BOTS2 reunion show): "I'd have gone to a final mission with Angela, who I hated, if she'd win me some money. If Trishelle's dumb *** was on this show I wouldn't care if she made it to the end as long as she helped me win." Theo: "Me and Tonya are like 2 kids at summer camp sneaking out in the middle of the night to play games with each other's body parts." Mike (reunion show): "You know what the funny thing is, I got more prizes than the girls who were there the whole time and I only made it halfway through!"

BOTS2 Coral: "This house would be nothing without the slurpee machine... and Cynthia." (Shot of Robin looking pissed) Coral: "... don't vote that off Robin." Rachel: "I'm starting to think... Did I just **** myself?" Rachel (about Angela stepping down as a leader): "Now not only has she annoyed me outside the game, but inside as well." Rachel (to Veronica after she was voted off): "Don't let these new *****es beat us out." Arissa: "It's pretty much a given that we're going to lose every mission. Stepping up to be a leader is basically like asking to die."

Gauntlet 2(Body Painting Challenge) M.J- I'm a little nervous about this one, because I have just been informed i have to put on a banana hammock. Ace- Why do mine go up my a** like this? (referring to his speedo) Adam- I think a few of these guys are stuffing there speedos with things. I'm pretty sure the veterans are pretty self-concious about being in them. Syrus- Sy is a whole lotta of man. You can check me out at 976-WHOLE- LOTTA Timmy- It's kinda like a big, giant, Andy Warhol wet dream. T.J Lavin- This was a very challenging challenge, obviously.

Inferno II Rachel: "The Bad *** team throws people's clothing into a pool before the mission, and yet we keep winning. I don't get it, but I'm rollin' with it!" Rachel (while Beth's bag was in the pool): "Tonya! It's floating! Make it sink!" Veronica: "I don't help Tonya throw Beth's stuff in the pool, but I don't stop her either." (Starts laughing) "We're so horrible. We're like the mean girls!"

Gauntlet 3(assembly required challenge) Evan- We will never win the final mission with all these girls we have been carrying on our backs. My back is sore, ladies the free ride is over. Danny- As long as we throw this thing im a happy camper and we loose one of our terrible girls. Katie- 14 brains are better than 7, or 8, or whatever they have. C.T- Heres the plan. The girls are the brains the guys are the brawn. You just tell us where you want the pieces and we will be sure to mix them up for ya. Without them knowing, see what im saying? M.J- I just picked my first block of this pyramid, and it is no freaking joke. Evan- What the hell? Who is guiding this? Someones in charge. (pretending to be angry) Kenny- these girls have no idea we are throwing this mission and are making a debauchery of this whole thing. Danny- I can not believe that the girls can not notice that i run around this pyramid 20 times and havent done anything. How dumb do you have to be to realize we are throwing this thing.

I'm not gonna lie, that had to be the funniest challenge throwing scene in history.

[quote=tjhallow;87002]I'm not gonna lie, that had to be the funniest challenge throwing scene in history.[/quote] Yeah I would have to agree with you. I laughed pretty hard the first time I watched that episode.

[quote=Lionsfan780;87009]Yeah I would have to agree with you. I laughed pretty hard the first time I watched that episode.[/quote] If I was one of those girls, I would have done nothing at all on a guy day. I would have sat down and drank a gatorade or something. But Evan was the funniest, he was really acting like he was mad.

[quote=tjhallow;87017]If I was one of those girls, I would have done nothing at all on a guy day. I would have sat down and drank a gatorade or something. But Evan was the funniest, he was really acting like he was mad.[/quote] Yeah Evan was funny, I dont really like him, but he has his moments where he is pretty funny.

[quote=tjhallow;87017]If I was one of those girls, I would have done nothing at all on a guy day. I would have sat down and drank a gatorade or something. But Evan was the funniest, he was really acting like he was mad.[/quote] OMG, and Danny running laps around the pyramid. Man, I hate Danny. He must be so ashamed of his Challenge career record and existence on these shows.

That challenge was definitely my favorite from that whole season. The interviews leading up to it kind of bugged, with the "trimming the fat." But Evan's antics made that day hilarious.