Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

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Coral, Coral, Coral... You amaze me. Come back?
[quote=TheQuietOne;80847]On Fresh Meat, when Coral and Jesse (and Casey I think) are talking about Jesse's tweezing his eyebrows, and how it's a metrosexual thing. Coral says, "Metrosexual is about a half a step from gay. You're about 10 seconds from suckin a d***" God I miss her![/quote] LOL! that's hilarious!!
[quote=Kempoleo;19081]The quote i love is from the Gauntlet 3 by Kenny during the last male challenge. "We have Diem who looks like she hasn't eaten in about 12 days. We have easy who looks like he's eaten about 12 ppl in about 12 days. How are we gonna balance this thing out?"[/quote] i love that line KEnny is hilarius
Coral is sooo Funny. Better than Kenny!
LOL I just found this on MTV. There are too many quotes to type so here you go. [url=http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/87841/coral-alumni.jhtml#id=1531964]Coral (Alumni) | Video | MTV[/url]
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Coral's fresh meat aftershow has some of the funniest stuff I have ever heard from her. "Why did you skip Gauntlet 2?"-Blair "Well, I looked at the list of people on the challenge, and I decided I would rather get rectal cancer than spend 15 minutes with any of those people."-Coral No one will ever hold a candle to Coral in my eyes, she is my favorite cast member ever.
A couple weeks ago on Duel II when Mark said something like... "And hopefully Lando Commando, that son of a *****, won't win."
[quote=RMD1;81122]LOL I just found this on MTV. There are too many quotes to type so here you go. [URL="http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/87841/coral-alumni.jhtml#id=1531964"]Coral (Alumni) | Video | MTV[/URL][/quote] Wow this was great to watch again, thanks so much! Man, I miss Coral, she is definitely my all time favorite. In that vid, did you see how scared Evelyn looked of Coral when she was touching Coral skin? Priceless! And funny Coral quote from it : "125,000 dollars, are you kidding me? I could buy a child. And have it work for me for atleast five years."
Challenge of 2000: Amaya (driving away when they were all leaving): "I love you Heather!" Heather: "Shut up Amaya! I hate you!" Battle of the Seasons: Coral: "Holly melted the ice with her evil witch hands." Theo: "Jisela and me go together like cinnamon on a ham sandwich... they just don't work." (something like that) Elka: "I won this for the love of my life, Walter." Sean: "I thought it was me." (Elka rolls her eyes) The Gauntlet: Sarah: "Lately I've been signing things 'Queen of the Gauntlet'. It's unreal!" Katie (on the reunion/Inferno preview special): "Some people, like Sarah, were just like 'Oh yeah I'll go into the Gauntlet again!' and I was like, 'No I already went! Eat shit!'" I'm sure I'll think of more later.
Welcome to vevmo Lamb chop!! Katie is sooo Funny :)
[quote=Lamb Chop!!!;82086]Challenge of 2000: Amaya (driving away when they were all leaving): "I love you Heather!" Heather: "Shut up Amaya! I hate you!" Battle of the Seasons: Coral: "Holly melted the ice with her evil witch hands." Theo: "Jisela and me go together like cinnamon on a ham sandwich... they just don't work." (something like that) Elka: "I won this for the love of my life, Walter." Sean: "I thought it was me." (Elka rolls her eyes) The Gauntlet: Sarah: "Lately I've been signing things 'Queen of the Gauntlet'. It's unreal!" Katie (on the reunion/Inferno preview special): "Some people, like Sarah, were just like 'Oh yeah I'll go into the Gauntlet again!' and I was like, 'No I already went! Eat shit!'" I'm sure I'll think of more later.[/quote]Very funny quotes you have listed. Welcome to Vevmo!
On "The Island" when TJ told everyone to swim to the beach. Rachel- "I cannot believe that we have to swim to the Island. I mean why can't you just pull the boat over and leave us there?" "Yeah I know, I f**k my friends all the time I get it", KellyAnne. This girl is on the way to becoming a legend.
Thanks for the warm welcome everyone! No one's ever been so nice to me before. :weep: Anyway, as promised, more quotes: The Inferno: Timmy: "The only thing scarier than the INFWERNO is Veronica at the bottom." *Cut to Veronica looking evil* Ace: "I'm the most competitive person there is. I don't care if it's tiddlywinks or the last game of the season." (Later that day, Ace goes into the Inferno and quits 2 seconds in) Coral (about Ace losing the Inferno): "We had no idea he was going to put Pampers on and run upstairs like that." (RW guys trying to encourage Trishelle during the Inferno by telling her that Holly isn't that good of a competitor) Holly: "Hey! Be nice over there mister!" ... and since I have no life, I'm sure I can get others up soon.
Lamb Chop you have a life... the quotes are great... I don't remember exactly what Tina said on Freshmeat, but it went something like this "We need the money. I can get liposuction and kenny can get a nose job" Veronica Screaming to Katie "I **** hate you. What the F*** are you doing" On Inferno, during the bungee bound mission. "Put it this way. This is the only time you'll see me nail Trishelle" Timmy- Inferno on the Twist and Shoot mission " Julie challenged me to a Duel. I wear a 32 DD. One **** alone can kick her ***. She'll go home on a gurny and I'll go home in handcuffs" Coral Inferno
"Big Easy is really funny. You just see this big white guy from Kentucky trying to rap.", Katie on Duel II.
Coral on BOTSexes II: "Rachel, Tina, and Genesis are the leaders aaaand it's great because if we lose we can send Tina home."
[QUOTE=CrazyRealityGuy;83052]Lamb Chop you have a life... the quotes are great... I don't remember exactly what Tina said on Freshmeat, but it went something like this "We need the money. I can get liposuction and kenny can get a nose job" Veronica Screaming to Katie "I **** hate you. What the F*** are you doing" On Inferno, during the bungee bound mission. "Put it this way. This is the only time you'll see me nail Trishelle" Timmy- Inferno on the Twist and Shoot mission " Julie challenged me to a Duel. I wear a 32 DD. One **** alone can kick her ***. She'll go home on a gurny and I'll go home in handcuffs" Coral Inferno[/QUOTE] Ha, thanks. More quotes! I recently rewatched BOTSEASONS so that's why a lot of my quotes are from that season: Theo (on the reunion special): "Does the Miz come out in bed?" Jon (laughing about Beth's nickname): "Osama Beth Laden! What does that make me?!" During the wrestling challenge... Mike: "Coral no!" Coral: "**** you dude! I can't breathe!" Coral: "The corset has folded over and has formed some sort of a death belt." Sidekick Showdown (Mike's answer for what Coral would change about herself: stomach) Coral: "What's wrong with my stomach?!" (Starts hitting him with her cardboard answer)
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This is making me miss Mike and Coral. They were great together. Also... Timmy... wherever you are... I love you. <3
[QUOTE=Insider;83604]This is making me miss Mike and Coral. They were great together. Also... Timmy... wherever you are... I love you. <3[/QUOTE] The reason I loved BOTSEASONS so much was because everyone who made it to the end (minus Holly from RR9) were all cool people. I wish they'd have a second one with only those 12.
Pretty much anything Lindsay said on BOTSeasons was great, because it was always so genuine and nice/adorable. She just seemed like a great girl. I wish I saw Seattle. I've only seen the RR6 vs. Seattle faceoff.
Evan: "Nehemiah, you're a fun sponge, you soak up all the fun, go home."
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"Its pandemonium larry!!!"- CT at the Roller Derby on the first Duel.
I liked Issac on the Shit They Should Have Shown, when he talked about being drawn on...He says something like "They drew on my face and I went along with it but secretly when they were gone i'd look in the mirror and call myself Samuel the Cat"
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[quote=Ms. Dynasty;83756]I liked Issac on the Shit They Should Have Shown, when he talked about being drawn on...He says something like "They drew on my face and I went along with it but secretly when they were gone i'd look in the mirror and call myself Samuel the Cat"[/quote] Isaac is so random. Samuel the Cat? lol
[quote=Insider;83757]Isaac is so random. Samuel the Cat? lol[/quote] Issac is so awesome..he's gross and random just like me lol..
Brooke: "Isaac's weird." That made me laugh.
Hahahah Isaac is one funny character- He said some random things on the his season and on the Duel. He seems like the type of person who still has imaginary friends! In a totally awesome way
Isaac: I like to interpretive dance at least 4-5 times a day.
I loved it when Isaac said "If you don't buy a vacuum I swear to God I'll kill a baby unicorn." The wig alone was hilarious, but add it to what comes out of his mouth and I could laugh all day!
Just finished watching Inferno 1 last night and I gathered up some delicious quotes: Julie: "I've jump roped for HOURS before! I can jump rope circles around Katie!" (Not even 5 minutes later, she loses the Inferno) Katie (to Mike): "I have a brown purse that's my best friend. I think it's in the *****'s room." Mike: "I'll go get it. You sit right there." Katie: "I think I'll go downstairs." Mike: "NO! You sit RIGHT there." Veronica (during CT/Shane Inferno): "CT we won't be able to see your 6 pack after all those cookies!" CT: "You won't be able to see Shane after all these cookies." Coral: "If those guys think I'm going to be picking Veronica, then I'm going to tell them to take the plate and stick it where the sun don't shine because the plate I'll be choosing will be Katie's." Veronica: "What's funny about this Inferno between Katie and Julie is that the teams they belong to don't want them here." More later...

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