Hairclub for Evan?

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April 30, 2009 - 10:44am

Hairclub for Evan?

As a BIG fan of Evan, I was thinking about some marketing opportunities for him to help parlay his positive exposure on these recent challenges. After much thought, I think I have found the answer! [CENTER][URL="http://www.hairclub.com/index.php"][IMG]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/149f9b8fb2f75e.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=1][COLOR=Silver](Images are simulated)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] If I were his agent, I'd be making phone calls right about now. Just look at how he sells the product! His picture says, "BUY ME NOW." He is a natural!

April 30, 2009 - 10:46am

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Anonymous

Bacchus...I don't like this thread. :( It will give more people a reason to hate him on this site.

April 30, 2009 - 10:48am

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Binary Solo

:torch: Ouch. The hair cut he has on the Duel is certainly doing him no favors though. But if the spoilers and occasional anecdotes are to be believed I have to admire him for not letting a little something like being bald at 24 get in the way of his playa game.

April 30, 2009 - 10:48am

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Bacchus

[quote=tjhallow;65651]Bacchus...I don't like this thread. :( It will give more people a reason to hate him on this site.[/quote] Oh no. That is definitively not the intention. I think he is great! And he is very brandable with this product. I think it would be a winning partnership!

April 30, 2009 - 10:48am

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Stacee_Danielle

Bacchus didn't make this thread for Evan hate...it is funny...Evan IS balding man. We mods will try to keep it under control.

April 30, 2009 - 10:49am

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Anonymous

LOL, I know but I can just imagine the comments already. You guys crack me up.

April 30, 2009 - 10:51am

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Bacchus

[quote=Binary Solo;65653]The hair cut he has on the Duel is certainly doing him no favors though. [/quote] The good old days of hair... [URL="http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=1986"][IMG]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/149f9bafc38997.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

April 30, 2009 - 10:51am

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tatertots

Poor Evan. Maybe we could get him a sweet toupee and he could be Rod Blagojevich for Halloween! My high school headmaster was quite bald and he had 5 sons who sadly all started hair loss in high school. We would all joke with them how when they came back for 5 year reunion that they would look like their dad. Their mom must not have passed along good hair genes either.

April 30, 2009 - 10:53am

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Binary Solo

[quote=tatertots;65658]Poor Evan. Maybe we could get him a sweet toupee and he could be Rod Blagojevich for Halloween! My high school headmaster was quite bald and he had 5 sons who sadly all started hair loss in high school. We would all joke with them how when they came back for 5 year reunion that they would look like their dad. Their mom must not have passed along good hair genes either.[/quote] I think the balding gene comes from the mother doesn't it?

April 30, 2009 - 11:02am

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tatertots

[quote=Binary Solo;65659]I think the balding gene comes from the mother doesn't it?[/quote] Yeah that is why I said that their mom must not have passed along good genes either. It is just that all the boys looked so similar to each other and their dad already, that the early onset balding just added to them looking like little versions of their dad.

April 30, 2009 - 1:30pm

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OtherPplsDrama

[quote=Binary Solo;65659]I think the balding gene comes from the mother doesn't it?[/quote] Actually the mother's father, I've been told. So, the baby's maternal grandfather. Oh, and this thread rocks :D

April 30, 2009 - 2:38pm

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cjslife

I like Evan, but this did make me laugh :biggrin:

April 30, 2009 - 10:37pm

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msstock87

This thread made my day! Thanks for making it :) hehe

April 30, 2009 - 10:59pm

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V1man

Proper credit here -- It was Beth who after G3 gave Evan a membership in the Hair Club for Men. He has called Beth old.. 39 at the time, so she returned the favor in a highly creative way, announcing her gift to him in one of her myspace blogs.

April 30, 2009 - 11:01pm

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RMD1

hahhahahaha this is awsome!!

May 1, 2009 - 8:41am

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Bacchus

[quote=V1man;66012]Proper credit here -- It was Beth who after G3 gave Evan a membership in the Hair Club for Men. He has called Beth old.. 39 at the time, so she returned the favor in a highly creative way, announcing her gift to him in one of her myspace blogs.[/quote] Yes, I fully admit that this is not my own creation but rather something I decided to run with after a day of Evan love on the episode discussion thread. :wink2:

May 1, 2009 - 9:40am

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V1man

[QUOTE=Bacchus;66112]Yes, I fully admit that this is not my own creation but rather something I decided to run with after a day of Evan love on the episode discussion thread. :wink2:[/QUOTE] I had to endure way too much "Evan love" when I talked to a cast member last week. She says he is misunderstood and is actually somewhat insecure. I don't dislike the guy personally, as I do CT, but just a touch of humility could perhaps make him more likable. I'd also prefer that he never again be openly offensive to women.

May 1, 2009 - 12:46pm

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Anonymous

[quote=Bacchus;66112]Yes, I fully admit that this is not my own creation but rather something I decided to run with after a day of Evan love on the episode discussion thread. :wink2:[/quote] Thanks, Bacchus. Its okay though, I will have my Evan glory very soon. :girl_haha:

May 1, 2009 - 1:07pm

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Stacee_Danielle

[QUOTE=tjhallow;66163]Thanks, Bacchus. Its okay though, I will have my Evan glory very soon. :girl_haha:[/QUOTE] [SPOILER]Didn't we tell you it was all a conspiracy against you...Evan has no glory, we just wanted tou to get your hopes up, hehehe...he doesn;t really win :P[/SPOILER] muhahahahaha

May 1, 2009 - 1:09pm

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Anonymous

We will seee :)

May 1, 2009 - 1:47pm

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Stacee_Danielle

[QUOTE=tjhallow;66178]We will seee :)[/QUOTE] I know I know...I am just trying to work you up :D

May 1, 2009 - 1:50pm

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OtherPplsDrama

Hey I gotta give tj credit. She is [I]very[/I] loyal and she certainley stands by her man! (and no, this doesn't mean I'll stop giving you a hard time for your Evan love ;))

May 1, 2009 - 2:30pm

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Anonymous

[quote=OtherPplsDrama;66191]Hey I gotta give tj credit. She is [I]very[/I] loyal and she certainley stands by her man! (and no, this doesn't mean I'll stop giving you a hard time for your Evan love ;))[/quote] Well now I have to regardless because of the flack he gets around here. You know you want to join the Evan Fan club:D.

May 1, 2009 - 4:25pm

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LilysMom

[quote=tjhallow;66202]Well now I have to regardless because of the flack he gets around here. You know you want to join the Evan Fan club:D.[/quote] Not quite ready to join the fan club yet, but I will give him some props!

May 1, 2009 - 7:41pm

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Anonymous

[quote=LilysMom;66249]Not quite ready to join the fan club yet, but I will give him some props![/quote] You know you want to join :).

May 1, 2009 - 7:55pm

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Stacee_Danielle

[QUOTE=tjhallow;66336]You know you want to join :).[/QUOTE] Gotta admire the persistence. LOL

May 1, 2009 - 7:58pm

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LilysMom

[quote=Stacee_Danielle;66346]Gotta admire the persistence. LOL[/quote] You sure do, and if he continues to play the game fairly I might join the club. There is still a whole lot of Duel to be seen first ;)

May 1, 2009 - 7:59pm

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Anonymous

[quote=Stacee_Danielle;66346]Gotta admire the persistence. LOL[/quote] I re-watched some of Fresh Meat last night, I can't get enough. :D

May 1, 2009 - 8:00pm

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Anonymous

[quote=LilysMom;66348]You sure do, and if he continues to play the game fairly I might join the club. There is still a whole lot of Duel to be seen first ;)[/quote] He needs to be more low-key. I love him but I don't want to watch the Evan Starkman show every episode. Although, I wouldn't mind. :biggrin:

May 1, 2009 - 10:56pm

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RockSteadyVybes

hahahahah this thread rocks!

May 2, 2009 - 6:33am

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V1man

[CENTER][url=http://vevmo.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=1996][img]http://vevmo.com/imagehosting/11749fc20e4107fa.jpg[/img][/url][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]Beware all who travel here. Evan's defenses are strong. Warrior TJ is ever vigilant. [/CENTER][/B]

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