The Bachelor 13: Spoilers and Speculation

Well V, I guess it's up to you or Bacchus. Which one of you has a bigger tent?

Bow-chicka bow-woooooow ??

....just make sure you premedicate and get the ball rolling on the no contact orders before hand. :)

[QUOTE=Insider;51362]Well V, I guess it's up to you or Bacchus. Which one of you has a bigger tent?[/QUOTE] While my wife allows me a great deal of latitude for my reality vice, this is not something she would agree to. Her passionate dislike of Mr. La ****** and his "best friend" rivals my own. She did not watch last night. Instead, she replayed Jimmy Kimmel's interview several times before going to bed early.

I guess that leaves Bacchus.

[quote=V1man;51368]While my wife allows me a great deal of latitude for my reality vice, this is not something she would agree to. Her passionate dislike of Mr. La ****** and his "best friend" rivals my own. She did not watch last night. Instead, she replayed Jimmy Kimmel's interview several times before going to bed early.[/quote] V, your wife sounds awesome. :D

[QUOTE=OtherPplsDrama;51370]V, your wife sounds awesome. :D[/QUOTE] She is from the "I'll cut you" school, but because she was born and raised in Westchester County, she is accustomed to handing the envelope of unmarked bills to someone from Queens or Jersey to do the actual deed. Once upon a time (before I met her) she was a social worker in Harlem. Some nights I still sleep with one eye open...

[quote=V1man;51374]She is from the "I'll cut you" school, but because she was born and raised in Westchester County, she is accustomed to handing the envelope of unmarked bills to someone from Queens or Jersey to do the actual deed. Once upon a time (before I met her) she was a social worker in Harlem. Some nights I still sleep with one eye open...[/quote] Nice!! I'm glad you have someone to keep you in line. ;)

[quote=V1man;51360]Any volunteers to take one for the team?[/quote] What about Jesse? Isn't he available? :wink:

[QUOTE=molds13;51379]What about Jesse? Isn't he available? :wink:[/QUOTE] No, he is involved with someone from a previous season.

Maybe your wife can just hire someone to ******** Jason. Then, when Molly leaves him for Bacchus she can say it was his lack of ***** that drove her away. :)

[quote=Insider;51382]Maybe your wife can just hire someone to ******** Jason. Then, when Molly leaves him for Bacchus she can say it was his lack of ***** that drove her away. :)[/quote] Well, we already know he lacks balls.

[QUOTE=Insider;51382]Maybe your wife can just hire someone to ******** Jason. Then, when Molly leaves him for Bacchus she can say it was his lack of ***** that drove her away. :)[/QUOTE] Well, since we have already gone down this road, lets keep going. DeAnna slept with both guys and preferred Jesse. She now is dating Ace whom a string of RW/RR ladies say is not well endowed (actually that is being generous compared to what a couple have said). I think we may be safe in concluding that Jason has nothing on Ace, if you get my drift... I'm guessing that Jason's shoe size might be about a 7 1/2 C and his hands are not any more impressive. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about here.

[quote=V1man;51391]Well, since we have already gone down this road, lets keep going. DeAnna slept with both guys and preferred Jesse. She now is dating Ace whom a string of RW/RR ladies say is not well endowed (actually that is being generous compared to what a couple have said). I think we may be safe in concluding that Jason has nothing on Ace, if you get my drift... I'm guessing that Jason's shoe size might be about a 7 1/2 C and his hands are not any more impressive. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about here.[/quote] Haha...I did notice that we always got his commentary during the final 3 dates, not the ladies'...I wonder why? ;)

[quote=V1man;51391]Well, since we have already gone down this road, lets keep going. DeAnna slept with both guys and preferred Jesse. She now is dating Ace whom a string of RW/RR ladies say is not well endowed (actually that is being generous compared to what a couple have said). I think we may be safe in concluding that Jason has nothing on Ace, if you get my drift... I'm guessing that Jason's shoe size might be about a 7 1/2 C and his hands are not any more impressive. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about here.[/quote] ::[I]actually, I'm going to go ahead and delete it myself. That was probably best left unsaid. My filter isn't working properly today.::[/I]

[quote=LilysMom;51406]I 2nd this statement! You seem a little upset with Jason, Did he do something wrong?;)[/quote] I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Jillian is more of a man than he. He really should have disclosed this information sooner. Had anyone known he was really a girl, he could have been cast as The Bachelorette. I'm not a fan of cheaters. We'll leave it at that.

[quote=V1man;51374]She is from the "I'll cut you" school, but because she was born and raised in Westchester County, she is accustomed to handing the envelope of unmarked bills to someone from Queens or Jersey to do the actual deed. Once upon a time (before I met her) she was a social worker in Harlem. Some nights I still sleep with one eye open...[/quote] Ha...My youngest daughter is a teacher in Harlem....I can't sleep at nights. Now if you want to see good reality TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=LilysMom;51404]So V...Do they all have sex on the Fantasy dates?[/QUOTE] No. I've been told by at least three past finalists that there was no way in Hell they were having sex with the guy. As soon as the cameras were off, some of the ladies returned to their own rooms rather than make the morning walk of shame from the fantasy suite. ( I have no information on cast behavior this season).

[QUOTE=ColiesMom;51422]Ha...My youngest daughter is a teacher in Harlem....I can't sleep at nights. Now if you want to see good reality TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE] Aren't you talking about the 11 PM News with Chuck Scarborough on Channel 4? (I also have a sister in law who teaches high school in Jersey City, a school system so bad it was taken over by the state.)

Here's an interview ********* did with the LA Times: [URL="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2009/03/the-bachelors-j.html"]'The Bachelor's' Jason Mesnick: 'Everyone thinks I?m dragging Melissa over the coals' | Show Tracker | Los Angeles Times[/URL] Apparently he broke up with Melissa on the phone before he embarrassed her on national television. My favorite part: [B]Are you surprised by the backlash against you? [/B] I don't know if the public expected me to just pretend like I'm in a good happy relationship. I mean, is that what people really wanted to see? Umm.......yes?

I am not sure if you guys read these emails that have been circulating...

Who does that over email?

UGH. It's all such BS. Jason is full of it.

[QUOTE=Bacchus;51486]I am not sure if you guys read these emails that have been circulating...[/QUOTE] If they are real (and they are), these emails are clear and compelling evidence that Jason lied to the Los Angeles Times in his interview. It also provides evidence that Mel accused him of having a relationship with Molly which Jason does not subsequently refute. Yet, a month later, Chris Harrison, Molly and Jason all lie and say he had no contact with Molly while he was engaged to Melissa. Lie, lie, lie. These people have no shame. [QUOTE=molds13;51490]Who does that over email?[/QUOTE] Easy answer: Jason La ******

I can't wait to see if Chris Harrison contradicts this show more on Ellen.

Ugh, this guy is even more of a f****er than I thought!!! Trash. Melissa, you deserve WAYYYYYY better.

YAY! Melissa is going to talk exclusively to Ellen tomorrow! I hope she rips him a new ****ole! I'm really hoping Molly didn't [I]hope[/I] or [I]want[/I] for any of this to happen, but what can she do? Apart from the obvious, which would have been to tell him to shove it. She came out on top in the end...probably not the way she would have liked, but still.