Stacee - I love it, that is hilarious.

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.

He assumes he is smarter than the Deputy and decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense...

Deputy: "License and registration, please."
Lawyer: "What for?"
Deputy: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ."
Lawyer: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer: "What's the difference?"
Deputy: "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer: "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy: "Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

Good one B

The New 401K Strategy to satisfy you pre and post-retirement needs




If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you
would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all
of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg

Hehehe!

Finally a plan I can stick with!

That is what I am talking about!!! too bad beer is the only thing that makes me gain weight so i can not partake...I will make it Dr. Peppers, LOL.