LOL! That was a good one Bacchus. Sure makes people wanna get married huh...

Classic Mexi-phonics...

Sodas - My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister.
Cheese - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.
Chile - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since we got married chile herself go.
Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your f???in problem? Bish!
Chicken - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go herself.
Harrassment - Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my sancha pero harrasment nothing to me!!!
Water - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.
Brief - My homie farted really bad, and I could not brief.
Mushroom - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.
Frito - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz frito go.
Wafer - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.
Liver and Cheese - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him 'orale loco liver alone cheese mines'
Chinos- My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!
Bishop - We went to the movies and Rosa fell down & I had to pick the bishop!
Horchata - You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!
Herpes - Me and my girlfriends ordered some pizza, I got my piece and she got herpes.
Pikachu - My dad took me and my brothers to payless and told us to pikachu.
July - You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!

OMG that is tooooooo funny! I can't stop laughing!

yeah I made that word up in high school...I thought well if there is Ebonics, why can't there be Mexi-phonics? And it kinda stuck...everyone started using it, LOL.

DON'T PEE IN THE FLOWER BEDS

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
plastic garbage bags, one in each hand.

There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20
bill flies out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of that bag..."

"Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see
if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all
that money? Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs
up to the parking lot of the football stadium.
Each time there's a game; a lot of fans come and pee in the
bushes, right into my flower beds!"

So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper,
and each time someone sticks his thingy through the bushes, I say '$20 or
off it comes!' "

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay.

Yoiks!!!

Oh Stacee...


Gross!

hehehe.