LOL, that was a good one D.

A HEART WARMING STORY

Just when you have lost faith in human kindness, someone who teaches at Kean
Elementary in Wooster, Ohio forwarded the following letter.

The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored
a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a
door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all
humankind. Send to anyone you know who might need a lift today.


Dear Kean Elementary:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens
luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Sprenger Home for the Aged. All
of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that
someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old
forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but
before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she
was napping. The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into
a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could
listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,


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OPD, that was so funny. Because old people are so that mean. The ending is priceless.

that was a good one...this one kinda goes with the theme of the elderly...

Skinny
Dipping...

An
elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several
years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly
shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach
trees.

One evening the old farmer decided
to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a
while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit.

As he
neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made
the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out
until you leave!'

The old man
frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond
naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm
here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men
can still think fast

Annoying Boy On Bus

A littel boy walks onto a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, " if my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the little kid, who continues with, " If my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver get angry and yells at the kid, " What if your dad was a dunk and your mom was a prostitute?"

The kid smiles and says, " I would be a bus driver!"

hahahahaha, that was a good one...

I just thought it was funny bcause a little boy saying that is just so much more funnier.

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”

His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife’s ass and say, ‘How about a blowjob?’ … and she’s always sound asleep.”